We all know that one job that just has a good pun to the name. What is yours?
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I work with my dad, who owns a janitorial business. we clean, wax and strip. his favorite pun was "I'm a professional Stripper. I'm so good, they pay me to keep my clothes on." he always gets dirty looks from mom when he says this, and he and I break down laughing regardless.
I would make a joke about my pay, but it's a low form of humor.
When I was a kid and would say to my Dad "I'm Hungry" he'd respond "I'm Austria, the country nextdoor".
Took me years to get it lol
I have a pun for jobless people, but sadly none of them work. (Please don't down vote. I'm jobless)
*death comes* Death-hello i’m here for you You- oh, finally a break!
"Good enough for government work" as we say at the post office ( sarcastically)
Team Work makes the Dream Work!
Work in Landscaping
There are companies called Lawn & Order
There are multiple puns to be made about grass
My fav is as a female in the industry is that Landscaper girls are good at blowing (leaves and dirt with the leaf blower, of course🙃)
