Let's see how stupid can it get.
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This morning! Doing some math graphing assignments with a group, and dropped my pencil. Leaned over to get it, and somehow ended up almost falling over, holding onto the desk with my leg and propping myself up with one hand on the ground while I grabbed my pencil.
Three seconds later, it rolled off the desk again.
I have a dolphin lamp that on the bottom looks really cool and kinda realistic but the lampshade has these dolphins painted on it and they kinda look like these weird bird/dolphin mutations
Why does my shoelace break right when I’m already late for work?!
And why don’t I find the extra pair I always have with me?!
( DM work boots, great boots but they love killing shoelaces )
Not so much 'stupid', but it definitely was a 'just why' moment. About a year ago I pulled up to a gas pump. I pumped my gas and after went to the bathroom. When I came out, I saw that another car pulled up on the opposite of my pump. Then I notice the guy is leaning on MY car (drivers side) while watching who I presume was his wife pumping gas into their car. I stood there a second wondering 'why is he leaning on my car, a strangers car'. It didn't make sense, especially since he had to step over the pump to do so. Maybe he wanted to supervise his wife and thought that was a good spot for optimum viewing?? As I'm walking to my car, I was thinking about what u should do. Should I yell at him to 'get the f**k off my car!'? No, he wasn't causing damage or being aggressive, so that approach seemed extreme. So, next was 'do I just say excuse me and go to my car'... no, it was too weird to simply ignore. So, I went with a bold move and decided to lean on the hood of his car. I did and the guy was staring at me confused, as he should have. He said 'excuse me?' and I told him 'you're in my spot'. Took him a second, but he realized and quickly moved. I still think about that and wonder why he thought it was a good idea to lean on my car. While not a massive deal, it's just weird!
Just why do I even exist? I don’t even understand why I exist, and I don’t even want to exist. Needless to say, I’m extremely depressed lately. I want to unalive myself more than anything.
