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Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of The Most Intriguing Shower Thoughts You’ve Heard Or Thought? (Closed)
I would like to know what are the most intriguing shower thoughts you've heard of thought.
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whoever named dentures had the perfect opportunity to name them substitooths.
And whoever named emotional baggage had the perfect opportunity to call it a griefcase
If we don't let felons own guns why can sex offenders still get erectile dysfunction meds?
Adult film entertainers should refer to their genitals as their public parts.
One day, you’ll buy the clothes you die in.
The ocean is a soup, as it has meat, water, vegetables, and spices (aka salt).
1) are waffles are just pancakes with abs
2) do dogs lick you because they know you have bones inside of you
3) dragon and jragon sound the same
4) you tried 3 didnt you :P
I learned that there is enough electrical charge running through our brains that we can relive our entire lives in the ~17 seconds it takes for the current to cease. Therefore, it is possible that a catastrophic global extinction event has already taken place, and we are all reliving our lives together, even though we all died about 17 second ago. Creepy.
• If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
• Sharks would have existed before trees.
• You can’t stand backwards on stairs.
Why isn't the downward escalator called a deescalator?
if you need braces, you have gay teeth 🗿
Oh god I was so confused by this (are gay people known for wearing braces/suspenders?) Until I realised it's because your teeth are NOT STRAIGHT *SMH*
Ants have been farming for millions of years so what if they had formed a modern society like us a while back and almost destroyed themselves and the planet just like us but then decided to abandon that lifestyle and went back to simpler times?
We will never know how a person really is and what they think. We only know what they choose to show us.
Have always (as an adult) thought so. Sadly feel the same about my family. We all have secrets but sometimes serious secrets. No,not muder....i dont think......hehe
What if you did one thing differently in your day(eat toast instead of cereal, stuff like that) and it changed the outcome of every other thing you did, and you would never know, because you had toast, not lucky charms. That's why your day was late today.
You'd enjoy your toast, but recognise it would be nicer if you had some marmalade in the cupboard. But there is none - so you buy some on the way home from work. In doing so, you take a detour that would have involved you in a minor accident. Had you been in the accident, you'd have fallen for the hunky paramedic (future, perfect spouse) and bought a lottery ticket just because you felt lucky to be alive. That would have brought you millions and you'd have lived happily ever after. Moral of the story: don't eat toast. But it's too late now, so get back on the hamster wheel of your mundane existence and became an old person with too many cats.
What if the entire bit of explored space is trapped inside of a jar in some alien kids bookshelf because he got a C- for it during his science fair and then soon the entire thing will go bad starting from earth and soon the alien kids mom is gonna go ‘Robert why is this dinky thing still on your bookshelf it’s going rotten’ and then Robert throws it away until the next alien trash day the jar gets thrown into a garbage truck and gets crushed and we don’t notice cause we’re still arguing with each other and then when the day comes roberts failed science project gets burn in a space incinerator
Not mine (Source, everywhere on internet): If I weigh 99 pounds and eat one pound of nachos am I 1% nacho?
The Vampire Panics of the 18th century western world were all developed as a marketing strategy to sell more garlic.
Yamaha is probably the best piano/motorcycle company around.
Who decided that the names of things were the right name? For example: Why is a goat a goat, why isn't it a TV, or a sky, or a bird?
Who els waits for the coco puffs to soak and eat them and the go crazy off the chocolate milk that’s left
The more bed you have, the less bedroom you have.
What if the Big Bang is only someone cleaning the top of a wardrobe with a feather duster and stars and planets are merely specks of misplaced dust trying to find a place to land in an inconceivably huge alternate universe?
Unobtanium is right after Hardtogetium on the Periodic Table.
One day they will re-make Encanto.
One day my kids will laugh at how old the animation in Frozen looks
One day Netflix will seem as archaic as cassette tapes seem now.
One day my grandkids will ask about Covid for their history project .
One day Timothee Chalime will be a veteran actor, and my children will laugh when I tell them everyone used to think he was hot.
One day someone will tell me that Taylor Swift has died
What does English sound like to ppl who speak other languages? Like, they hear what we say, but don't understand it. Does that mean the words are meaningless?
An obvious name for a cross between a cracker and a chip is “crip”. But I can think of a couple of groups that would argue against that.
There's a bus traveling down a road, speed isn't important but it is moving. The windows are closed. Inside the bus is a hovering dragonfly, stationary in midair. Will the dragonfly remain in one spot and move along at the same speed as the bus, or will the bus move forward as the dragon fly eventually smacks into the rear of the bus? (No one I've asked has been able to answer this.)
If the dragonfly wants to stay where it is inside, relative to the bus, it will have to match the speed of the bus as it accelerates. You feel this when the bus accelerates and you are pushed back into the seat. It's the same with braking, but you feel pushed forward. Once the bus (and everything in it including the passengers and the air in the bus) is at speed, the dragonfly can easily hover in place relative to the bus. Hope this helps. And faeriefox comment is correct...it's just like if the dragonfly is outside the bus, hovering in place (stationary) and the bus runs into it.
The pride flag is straight
all those who wish to make the pride flag wavy say Aye
Things go full circle, ex: hipster trends and so on. It's crazy in the 90s there were things that I loved that faded away in time only to resurface presently and it leaves me wondering, before they made it cool in the 90s were they popular in the 70s? Did I look at bell bottoms before they made it back in fashion and say ew never would wear that, only for a couple years later to jump on the bandwagon?
Yep, I have seen pinstripes and floral dresses come and go twice.
Time flies like an arrow and Fruit flies like a banana
After not shaving legs for a bit… the feel water in the shower reminded me of the plinko game on the price is right.
my friend gave me this
aren't on switches just off switches
In your lifetime, your probably passed by a missing person or a murderer, maybe you even passed by someone on their last day of life. You'll never know...
During the witch trials in the 1700’s, if a woman had a third nipple she was a witch. The theory being that the devil suckled there. So how do these men explain the fact that they have two nipples, and they don’t nurse any children. Wouldn’t that make them witches too? Remember that you have to think of this with the knowledge of a 18th century man.
That 'Ricky Ricardo' from the I Love Lucy series full name would be 'Ricardo Ricardo'.
You will always this read wrong
Our Mammalian Diving Reflex registers getting soaked in the shower as drowning.
Also if the punishment for proven rape was barbaric, it would be stopped effectively.
1. Not true... otherwise we'd think we were drowning in the rain. 2. No, barbaric punishments of all sorts don't work, that's why we stopped doing them. The cure for all crime is true equality.
Unrelated but does anyone else just have a scenario they've made in there head that has loads and loads of differnt branches or thought that are all related around the main idea but are all differnt
Hang on... I originally posted this! https://www.boredpanda.com/what-was-the-best-most-interesting-shower-thought-you-ever-had/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic
#2. Not if you die naked! #10. It should be. #12. That makes no sense. #16. It's also the worst since there are no other companies like that. #17. There's a good chance that you're actually dead after eating a pound of nachos having previously only weighed in at 99 pounds. #18. A bunch of old dead people. #24. Technically they're on/off switches because they switch between on and off. People just have an obnoxious habit of shortening things because they're lazy. #25. I believe Bell Bottoms started in the 1960s but I might be wrong. #26. Too bad for them. I will now refer to this monstrosity as crips. #27. If the bus is already in motion and moving at a steady speed then due to relativistic effects the dragonfly will remain hovering at the same point in the bus as it moves. If the bus is accelerating the dragonfly will change position accordingly, and yes it might even end up as a splatter at the back of the bus. #29. Unless your bed is so big that it covers the entire floor.
Unrelated but does anyone else just have a scenario they've made in there head that has loads and loads of differnt branches or thought that are all related around the main idea but are all differnt
Hang on... I originally posted this! https://www.boredpanda.com/what-was-the-best-most-interesting-shower-thought-you-ever-had/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic
#2. Not if you die naked! #10. It should be. #12. That makes no sense. #16. It's also the worst since there are no other companies like that. #17. There's a good chance that you're actually dead after eating a pound of nachos having previously only weighed in at 99 pounds. #18. A bunch of old dead people. #24. Technically they're on/off switches because they switch between on and off. People just have an obnoxious habit of shortening things because they're lazy. #25. I believe Bell Bottoms started in the 1960s but I might be wrong. #26. Too bad for them. I will now refer to this monstrosity as crips. #27. If the bus is already in motion and moving at a steady speed then due to relativistic effects the dragonfly will remain hovering at the same point in the bus as it moves. If the bus is accelerating the dragonfly will change position accordingly, and yes it might even end up as a splatter at the back of the bus. #29. Unless your bed is so big that it covers the entire floor.
