Hey Pandas, What Always Happens In Books But Never Happens In Real Life? (Closed)

I smirk a lot, so I guess I should stay away from you then

I see a lot of smirking, but not a lot of sneering.

Sometimes it gets very specific, kinda like "he saw in her eyes that when she was 6 years old she had a terrible fear of blue lizards because one of them once bit her in her pinky finger just outside a hardware store in Knoxville"

I mean you can kinda tell if someones happy or sad through their eyes these days, because no one can see anything other than peoples eyes bc of masks

this is literally trials of apollo lmao

Did I hear TRAILS OF APOLLO

read shadowhunters, alec's (alec is gay) father is homophobic and at one point (in book 5 i think?) alec talks to his sister about all the homophobic things people say to him and she wants to help and he tells her something along the lines of "it's not like it's one big bad thing. It's a lot of little invisible things. [gives examples] It's not like a stab wound you can protect me from. It's a million little paper cuts every day." and i was over here just crying like yes-

Yeah it's not like that at all.

still hope

Gandalf, it's all on you buddy. You don't find me, I find you. I'm GOING on that adventure!

It was good to be young... i used to believe in those things.

Why the down votes? There aren't always happy endings,

happens sometimes, not always.

Maybe they just hold it? I managed to hold all the way through Endgame once

And they never get their period. Or have to stop to change their tampon.

Yeah, why can't I have a sunny cheerful day where the main character is in the worst mood and everyone is so happy everywhere?

Yeah. I know some twins who have exact opposite personalities

I know I'm talking about YouTube and not books but Remus and Roman anyone?

Yesyesyesyesyes

I once read a book called 'Split Heirs', where the Queen has triplets. In their country the three would be killed, she had 2 boys and 1 girl so she tells the nursemaid to take 1 boy and the girl away to save their lives. She takes both boys on accident so the girl has to be raised as a boy. That book, OMG it's a wild ride that almost reminds you of Prachett, keeps making references to one of the boys and sheep, it's a hilarious chaotic mess and I love it. I lost it a couple moves ago but I would buy it again.

Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes from Terry Pratchett's book 'Guards! Guards!": "Happens all the time. You read about it. Skions, they're called. They go lurking around in the distant wildernesses for ages, handing down the secret sword and birthmark and so forth from generation to generation. Then just when the old kingdom needs them, they turn up and turf out any usurpers that happen to be around. And then there's general rejoicing."

I recommend the "men writing women" subreddit. A treasure trove of cringe-worthy things.

So she admits she spends time in the mirror looking at herself? That's what the author was conveying. That we spend time looking in the mirror. Doesn't matter if we're examining ourselves negatively or positively. It's that we do it in the 1st place. And the author is correct about us doing it. This comment was a contradicting mess. Lol.

I look at my ugly nose and wonder why it's huge

It's because they want/need to be sneaky

I think this will always remind ne of Joey and Dawson... We just kicked in the basenent window if we forget keys. No sneaking around to visit someone.

Flint rider entered thru the window bc that was the only visible way in-

Aha, you think this never happens in real life, but in reality you're just one of the normal people...

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Or the other way around - also a big NOPE

It does happen, ask my wife.

I always have a funny line when I have to pee

...Mortal Instruments? I love that series. And true, it has never happened.

And the most frightening part is that King's novels never have a satisfying ending

I call my big sister my big blister and my little sisters 'the gremlins'

"Yo, Demon Spawn. You need to wash the dishes."

I guess it's hard for western books. Some languages have specific words for older/younger siblings and older/younger sibling name does not need to be said.

Uh, I mean, I used to think that was unlikely too. Then it happened to me, out of the blue. Happened to him too, this is our 13th year together. And yep, it was the moment our eyes met, cliché as heck.

If you think about it, there is never an ending the story continues on. Live is just one big adventure