just tell something you're very embarrassed about that happend in your childhood

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When I was 5, my granddad re married when he was on a round the world trip. I was told he married an african, I was so excited cause I loved Africa, all the animals and culture... I would just fantasize about my new African auntie, how great it would be to visit her family in Africa, the great food she'd cook ect..... When we went to the airport to meet them, I eagerly watched my grandad come through the gate arm in arm with..... A white woman! I didn't know there was white africans so I blurted out in front of everyone " I thought she was black!!".... ( turns out she was south african.... And racist as fk!!!) She never liked me after that!!!!!

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