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#1
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tyred!
Final score:
10points
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#2
Looks like my two additions were downvoted to oblivion or reported for no valid reason by the trolls that are systematically attacking me. They were, what do you call a fly without wings? A walk. And what do you call a joke without a punchline?
Final score:
9points
#3
I’m reading a book about antigravity, it’s impossible to put down.
Final score:
9points
David Gabby's Daddy Jackson 1 year ago
I'm reading a book about ambiguity. I really don't know if I like it!
#4
My dad is a corn magician his act is a-maize-ing, and it really pops.
Final score:
8points
#5
How can you tell the difference between a male or a female snowman? Snow balls!
Final score:
7points
David Gabby's Daddy Jackson 1 year ago
With or without clothes, the "female snowman" is a "snow-woman".
#6
“Two men walk into a bar…. You’d think one of them would see it coming!”
Final score:
6points
TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago
Two men walk into a BAR, thinking it's a kar (Dark joke among gun and history nerds)
#7
-What do you call a blind deer? -No eye deer. -Well, what do you call a blind deer with no legs? -Still no eye deer!
Final score:
6points
#8
Someone said you sound like an owl. (Who?)
Final score:
6points
#9
When does a dad joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
Final score:
6points
#10
How do you catch a Unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it!
Final score:
5points
#11
You know why the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Final score:
5points
#12
How many goth kids does it take to change a lightbulb? None. DARKNESS RULES!
Final score:
5points
#16
My son asked me to explain what happens during an eclipse. I said, "no son".
Final score:
5points
#18
How can you tell you have elephants in your refrigerator? You'll find their footprints in the jello.
Final score:
4points
#20
What do you get when you cross Lassie with Pegasus? A dog that chases airplanes
Final score:
1point
#22
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Final score:
0points
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Iggnacious 1 year ago
Big moron and little moron were sitting on a bridge. Big moron fell off but the other did not. Why? He was a little more on
Iggnacious 1 year ago
Big moron and little moron were sitting on a bridge. Big moron fell off but the other did not. Why? He was a little more on
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