When I was about 5 or 6, my dog ate my entire plate of dinner during thanksgiving and my grandma looked at me wide eyed and said, “jeez! You must have been very hungry! Do you want more?!” Understandably concerned about my physical and mental health considering there was a LOT of food on my plate… my dog was smacking his lips for like five mins straight after that. Nobody ever found out. Lol. 😭
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I was trying to prove to my classmates that it’s impossible to slip on a banana peel, and then I slipped on the banana peel and I fell, and I said “I guess I proved my point wrong. Ow.” It happened a second time but the second time was a complete accident because I wasn’t looking where I was stepping and I slipped on a banana peel. Banana peels are kinda dangerous sometimes.
