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Hey Pandas, Post A Picture That Screams “I Have A Pet” Without Saying You Have A Pet (Closed)
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#1
Would You Believe Cats?
Final score:
37points
Kylie Mountain 3 years ago
Yes. I once helped transport a stray cat in a makeshift cardboard box. By the time she made her (final) escape from the box, it looked a lot like that. (There were several 'escape, return, reinforce with tape' rounds before she finally got her teeth and claws into an air hole and ripped the whole box apart. She hung out in the back and looked out the windows after that.)
Ian Webling 3 years ago
A woman asks her doctor, 'About what time do I stop double sterilising all my babies things?' 'About the time you find him chewing on your husbands shoes.'
Nimues Child 3 years ago
You're so lucky that they were there to save you from the slipper monsters!
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#2
It Was A Cushion
Final score:
36points
#3
Sooo Much Fur
Final score:
35points
Bubs623 3 years ago
That's one, maybe two, days in our house. Sometimes less time, depending on the season.
Brittanie McDonell (Submission author) 3 years ago
That was 1 leg of my malamute
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Tallulah Wolff Pell 3 years ago
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#4
We Have This Above The Front Door
Final score:
35points
#5
Bunny Likes To Nibble
Final score:
26points
Randolph Croft 3 years ago
Rodents, as named, need to wear down their teeth on the regular. Some weird mixes of material and size - the toes were the perfect match.
#6
Doggie Feet
Final score:
25points
#7
I Promise The Frozen Rats Aren't For Human Consumption
Final score:
24points
Monique Reed 3 years ago
Hey, I knew a guy who had a frozen PENGUIN in his freezer for decades. In a burlap bag with the orange feet sticking out. Some specimen from a scientific trip. I feel for his wife who had to look at that every time she got out something for dinner.
Michele Steele 3 years ago
At least yours will eat frozen. Mine had to go in for the literal kill
Random Okapi (Submission author) 3 years ago
He started out live-only. But my husband figured out that if you seal a frozen one in a baggie, and thaw it in a bowl of very hot water so it's warm, and hand it in using VERY LONG tweezers and wiggle it as you go, he'll sense the heat and movement and strike as if it had been a live one. The first few times you might also hit it with a hair dryer to make it super-warm till he gets used to it.
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Willa Perkins 3 years ago
Oh, I know, When I was 6 my sister had a pet snake and I could see them whenever I went to get food from the freezer.
#8
Went To The Store For 15 Min
Final score:
24points
Patsy 3 years ago
What are you talking about? YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! YOU WERE NEVER COMING BACK! XD
Kimberley Gayle Thomas 3 years ago
Since I just read about snakes in #7 I immediately saw that dog bed on the left as a weird snake skin.
#9
Have 2...and They're Small
Final score:
23points
Kahna Wanna (Submission author) 3 years ago
Thanks! I have bird stations, so they have a "safe spot" wherever I am in the house. It seriously cut down on the annoyances and destruction parrots can cause.
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Mer☕️🧭☕️ 3 years ago
Thank you SO MUCH for providing them with plenty of room!!!! It kills me seeing birds in small cages/encagement areas!
Kahna Wanna (Submission author) 3 years ago
Me too, but they can destroy your house. Hence the play ground. Gave them a big bowl of dirt on a high shelf in the kitchen window. They LOVE it!!
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*Displayname*=idk 3 years ago
I have two small parakeets, I can relate to this. Three cages is how many I have..
#12
Flood From Comb
Final score:
20points
figure_skating_cat_lady (Submission author) 3 years ago (edited)
OP here: I meant to right floof, but auto correct changed it. Whoops!
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His Chair
Final score:
20points
Kylie Mountain 3 years ago
😂 Been there. Highly recommend a lint comb, not a brush, roller or vacuum. Best way I've found to remove the entire extra cat from Zoe's favorite pillows.
#14
Me - I Just Want A Cuddle! Cat - Nope
Final score:
19points
Victoria Hadfield (Submission author) 3 years ago
No thankfully just my sensitive skin and a mad cat :-)
Randolph Croft 3 years ago
The worst scar on my back (and I have many, Navy and downhill mountain bike racing for decades) is from my cat Dokkalfar's middle right paw super-razor-sharp when I tried to wash him in the shower. Yes, I was young and stupid. But people ask me if I was in a sword fight.
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#15
Let's Just Say I'm Not The One Who Broke This
Final score:
18points
MeOw (Submission author) 3 years ago
Don't worry he was, thanks for caring though🥰
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When You Forget To Close The Closet
Final score:
18points
#18
Rip
Final score:
18points
Olivia Beare 3 years ago
Aww I’m sorry for you loss I love my 2 dogs I couldn’t imagine life without them
AmmoniteCat 3 years ago
I think they mean the demolished ball, not the dog.
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My Dog Decided To Check Out My New Book When I Got Up To Get A Drink
Final score:
18points
#20
Our Dog Doesn’t Like To Stay Home Alone
Final score:
17points
#21
Very Dirty Bath Water From Very Dirty Puppy
Final score:
14points
Alice Landers 3 years ago (edited)
Hey if you have a 7lb dog that's not much higher than the dirt and wet grass outside? That's not alot of dirt!
LoveLive Laugh 3 years ago
That looks clean compared to my dogs bath water! (Hint, it's brown water)
Mark Howell 3 years ago
Have a blonde labbie and a shower of rain = mud heaven. Result black labbie in need of hose.
#22
Full Of Extra Toys And Treats For Tricks
Final score:
13points
BoredBirb (Submission author) 3 years ago
Seedsticks here are only for treats sometimes. I do not put them in the cage full time (that is bad for birds). Millet is for training (or a sneaky treat now and then!). And then some extra toys for a lucky boi.
#23
Guess My Pet: A) Dog B) Cat C) Hamster D) Snake. Ps: The Pigeon Luckily Escaped
Final score:
13points
BakedKahuna (Submission author) 3 years ago
A cat it is. The poor pigeon escaped twice and got recaught each time. But in the end I luckily could make my cat let go of the pigeon.
Edda Kamphues 3 years ago
Keep your cats indoors, please. better for the and the native animals.
#24
Every Time I Get Home This Happens
Final score:
11points
#25
They Never Said I Couldn’t Put A Picture Of My Dog
Final score:
10points
ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ 3 years ago
but by saying "my dog" you say you have a pet, therefore breaking the rules
ᔑᓵᒷ 𝙹⎓ ᓭ!¡ᔑ↸ᒷᓭ 3 years ago
"you may have outsmarted me, but i outsmarted your outsmartness!"
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Tallulah Wolff Pell 3 years ago
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#26
Sooo Much Fur
Final score:
10points
Brittanie McDonell (Submission author) 3 years ago
Shes a malamute so extra extra Drama and more back talk lol
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#27
Excuse The Poop
Final score:
9points
#28
Boxes
Final score:
9points
Rannveig Ess 3 years ago
Because they can, and it's their box. And their house. And they have a maid to clean it up after them :)
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Why Are There Always Holes In My Clothes
Final score:
9points
Enigma wrapped in a paradox 3 years ago
Clothes, bed sheets.. I miss my ratties but I do NOT miss all the holes lol (because I still have the sheets and hoodies they chewed 🤦🏼♀️)
Luthor 3 years ago (edited)
Same with my rabbits! I still have cords mended with tape and quilt covers with little bunny teeth holes. I miss them so much. We outlive our pets and it always hurts so much. Great, now I'm crying for every passed companion... but, we enjoyed being in each others lives, so much, for the time we had... so only happy memories. But it still hurts. I currently have the best dog in the world (as do you.. all dogs are the bestest dog) but question why I keep doing this to myself. But the love he gives me, and the joy we experience in each others lives is worth it. To make another creature happy is the best feeling in the world. Gagh. Now I'm crying even more as I cuddle my special boy.
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Seriously Contemplating Getting One Of Those “Crafting With Cat Hair” Books
Final score:
9points
#31
The View To My Backyard
Final score:
8points
Tassenküchlein168 3 years ago
I really love this one. Never have felt happier than living on a farm.
Alleman Jennifer 3 years ago
Once we had three free roaming domestic geese which disappeared. It didn't break my heart. They are aggressive during mating season. They randomly pluck flowers off their stems for sport. They also poop ALOT. A.L.O.T. A few weeks after they disappeared, we were driving down the highway and pasted a big farm a few farms down from us and saw them. They had our geese with theirs! It was mating season and we figure ours heard the other geese and wanted to rumble. We never went and got them. We do waive when we drive by tho.
Willa Perkins 3 years ago
I own 23 chickens and know how you feel. They get out so easily. How?
#32
13 Pound And I Have To Fight For A Spot
Final score:
8points
Pernille Dyre (Submission author) 3 years ago
Actually he is a 14 yo senior dog and totally spoiled. We love him SO much that everybody just smile at us because he is our center of attention ❤️
Betsy Green 3 years ago
The smaller they are, the more space they take up 😆. My 7 pound terrier can push me & my husband off at the same time! Your baby is so sweet & cute!🥰
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Just Trying To Eat Pretzels Here
Final score:
7points
#34
The Culprit Of The Mess In The Background
Final score:
7points
#35
Burrito
Final score:
6points
Animelover13ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ (Submission author) 3 years ago
Yea it was new year and there were fireworks
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#37
My New Interior Designer
Final score:
6points
#38
Nope, No Pets Here. Just Ballerinas, I'm Afraid.
Final score:
6points
#39
It Was A Rube-Goldberg Cascade Of Destruction That Lasted About Two Seconds
Final score:
6points
#40
Never Said You Couldn't Post A Picture Of Your Pet
Final score:
5points
Olivia Beare 3 years ago
The Karen didn’t correct you, well that’s good.(check the comments on my post)
#41
What Paw Print In My Dinner That I Put Down For 2 Seconds?
Final score:
3points
Enigma wrapped in a paradox (Submission author) 3 years ago
I ate around it as best I could lol
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Patio Furniture Is Delicious Apparently (Culprit In Comments)
Final score:
3points
Gabby M 3 years ago
Awww and I love the way you didn't show your pet in the post. He/She is adorable!
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I Thought I Had Bought Low-Fat Cottage Cheese, But Where Did That Suddenly Go?
Final score:
3points
️Mimi️ (Submission author) 3 years ago
My little dachshund would like that, he could steal many more tasty things!
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My Cats Sleep In This Corner. All Of Them. In This One Select Corner.
Final score:
3points
#45
My Lovable But Nosy Dog Had To Make Sure My Medication Wasn’t For Her (She Didn’t Eat Any!)
Final score:
2points
#46
🐀 😵 Why?
Final score:
2points
Kimberley Gayle Thomas 3 years ago
All I saw was cat hair as I was scrolling wondering what the complaint was about. Then I saw little Mickey or Minnie.
Suzanne Haigh 3 years ago
It is a present (pay for the servant), a thank you for serving him his meals etc.
#47
It’s A Present
Final score:
2points
Kimberley Gayle Thomas 3 years ago
It's cute. I normally don't say that about mice. Is it because it's still alive?
Stella D (Submission author) 3 years ago
Just found your post. Nope, very dead. Scared to death by multiple cats. (Field mice are often cute, though)
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#49
It Is Not A Work Day
Final score:
1point
#50
Cats And Freshly Laundered Athletic Shoes
Final score:
1point
Kimberley Gayle Thomas 3 years ago
I read 50 Cats And Freshly Laundered Athletic Shoes, lol. 50 cats damaged only one pair of shoes? Good kitties.
#51
Very Stabby
Final score:
1point
#52
Another One Bites The Dust
Final score:
0points
Kylie Mountain 3 years ago
I believe that is a large ball that has met an untimely end
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marianne eliza 3 years ago
No one but me knows what color my sectional sofa is. It's always covered in sheets.
Mal 3 years ago
saaaame. And I only get to appreciate the nice color when I'm washing the sheets.
Load More Replies... marianne eliza 3 years ago
No one but me knows what color my sectional sofa is. It's always covered in sheets.
Mal 3 years ago
saaaame. And I only get to appreciate the nice color when I'm washing the sheets.
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