While you were driving down the street, you found something rather funny on someone's car. Why not share it with us couch potatoes so we don't have to go scouting for another one? JUST KIDDING!

#1

I Promise Not To Trespass. Just Leave Me Alone

I Promise Not To Trespass. Just Leave Me Alone

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Edward Teague
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once saw one that said 'trespassers will be prostituted'

Bernard Springer
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Should say, "Trespassers will be violated and prosecuted."

Shannon Hawks
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

trip wire that activates banjo music

Erick L.
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does he mean the terrain or the post-box? :D

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    #2

    Serious Driver

    Serious Driver

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    Jackson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago, a friend of mine was transferred to England with a promise that, in five years, he would be brought back to Canada to fill his boss's job when the boss retired. The boss quit for health reasons 6 months later. They brought my friend back to Canada with his new right hand drive car. His large dog would sit in the passenger seat. My friend was frequently stopped by the police. His first comment was usually, "But officer, he has a license."

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husky did this in Atlanta on a cool fall evening while we were having a quick snack where we could see him. Literally in 5 minutes, a group of Asian tourists were taking hundreds of pictures of him. I then brought his sweet, loving @$$ out of the SUV to meet them and it was beautiful.

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggo is not amused at all

    k sand
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad to see the trees are bare

    #3

    A Truck That Empties Cess Tanks

    A Truck That Empties Cess Tanks

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    Nrobnas
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doctor Who aside, it should be “Turdis.”

    Ambry Petersen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C&H plumbing we want your stinkin' business. (Read with a scottish accent on our local radio station.) Never fails to get a giggle.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't let the hoopoe bird see this, they'll be so confused!

    SarahBee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The septic systems company where I grew up had "You Make It, We Take It" on their trucks. I guess that they weren't allowed to use their first choice: "Your Shît Is Our Bread and Butter."

    #4

    Apparently Clarification Was Necessary

    Apparently Clarification Was Necessary

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    #5

    Just A Regular Early March Morning Commute

    Just A Regular Early March Morning Commute

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    robin aldrich
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (((( Running out to buy a skeleton to somehow put on the back of my own car which does not have a spare tire back there. OH well, I'll figure it out.))))

    mooshoflove
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Colorado! I think I've seen this jeep!

    Shannon Hawks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everyone wondered where poor ed from the jeep auto plant went.

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's ready when they hit the pothole from hell.

    #6

    It Was Sewn Together... With Zip Ties. Zip Ties

    It Was Sewn Together... With Zip Ties. Zip Ties

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    Robert Trebor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seams to work. Better than multi-weeks and multi-bucks for the body shop.

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    Joy Myers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can there not be any dents?

    Rachel Reynolds
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how my shop fixes their trucks. I work for the city...

    Mya Lugar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that car belongs to a surgeon!

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    #7

    Now I Can’t Un-See It

    Now I Can’t Un-See It

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    Emm Kay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MicroUSB is more like it.

    ωђᗩ𝐓 𝕒 𝔽ŘέⓐҜ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it just me but does that not look like an hdmi at all

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for telling us which is which. I always get them muddled up.

    #8

    Seen In The Wild In St. Louis

    Seen In The Wild In St. Louis

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    robin aldrich
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    COOL, ...BUT....Copyright infringement?

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be an advertising wrap to promote one of the films, some companies pay drivers in certain areas to wrap their vehicle (just a guess)

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    #9

    Proud And/Or Ironic

    Proud And/Or Ironic

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    S. E. in Indiana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, I don't get this one. Normally I'm pretty good at this stuff.

    katiecat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought it was someone trying to say ‘coffee’

    Diana Lantow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mocking Biden, or praising him?

    David Leick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... ... How? It was the stable genius that said covfefe.

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    #10

    Panda In The Wild

    Panda In The Wild

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    Mad Dragon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this in Spokane, WA? Asking because I have seen a guy wearing what looks like the same panda head riding around here!

    Kurichfield the Drunk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not Bored at least...I hear they're the most snarky buncha neerdowells 😉

    #11

    The Grinch. Dec 2022. Made Me Laugh So Hard

    The Grinch. Dec 2022. Made Me Laugh So Hard

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    Pandapoo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a shark shadowing him. I want to see the end of this “movie”.

    PoppyFlower
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yall are looking at the grinch while I'm wondering what was in the to-go box thing that leaked..

    #12

    Sitting At A Traffic Light In The Rain. She Walks By With Her Red Umbrella. This Is My Favorite Edit

    Sitting At A Traffic Light In The Rain. She Walks By With Her Red Umbrella. This Is My Favorite Edit

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    F.A.T.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely photo. Has a very parisian touch.

    #13

    Are You Lookin At Me!

    Are You Lookin At Me!

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    Fire Singer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have to reverse the bag so it's on my chest, I'd be far too nervous of them jumping out with me never knowing. But I bet that's one happy doggo!

    KieLeaHar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That little one is used to being in there just by the relaxed way they’re sitting 😆. We used to have a chihuahua that we’d put in a bag sometimes and she got used to it and would usually just go to sleep! 😂

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    S. E. in Indiana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs winking at me, wonder if this how she picks guys up?

    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But she's so tiny, you really think she can pick up a guy?

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    #14

    Don’t Bother With A Tip On This Uber Ride

    Don’t Bother With A Tip On This Uber Ride

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    KieLeaHar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of creature though… but this is from someone who has worked years in the funeral industry.

    Barbara Kelly
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uber for going under...R.I.P.!

    PoppyFlower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The herse be giving that person their last Uber drive..

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? Kind of tacky on a funeral coach.

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever watched Harold and Maude? Now that’s creepy.

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    Erick L.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ho come on. That can't be for real.

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sure it’s done in humor. It cracked me up. If he’s really an Uber driver, I’d love to hire that car. 🤣

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    #15

    The Fabulous Zippo Car; Parked Outside The Zippo Lighter Factory In Bradford, Pa. (1947 Chrysler New Yorker)

    The Fabulous Zippo Car; Parked Outside The Zippo Lighter Factory In Bradford, Pa. (1947 Chrysler New Yorker)

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    whineygingercat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is criminal damage. Someone destroyed a CLASSIC for advertising.

    ginshun
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They bought it brand new and made the car, that was just in 1947.

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    Jake Lewis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never understood how a product could be simultaneously horrible and iconic

    u sure it's thea?
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so sad they had to destroy it for that, but I'd restore it and sue them or something😂😂

    Andy Saputo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't destroy a classic. This was done back in 1947 with a new car.

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    #16

    Meanwhile In New Mexico, A Chicken Tries To Make An Escape…

    Meanwhile In New Mexico, A Chicken Tries To Make An Escape…

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    Kurichfield the Drunk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    didn't quite make it across the road I see...

    Gwynne Greene
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that you could say that he has gotten RUBBED up the wrong way after it was too late to CHICKEN out on the ride and position of choice, lol 😆

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just waiting for the truck to stop at a set of lights etc, then it will be gone.

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did the chicken cross the road? We'll never know now.

    #17

    On The Road To Hatch, Nm

    On The Road To Hatch, Nm

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    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Compare with previous meme about almond milk.

    #18

    No Shame

    No Shame

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    remi charkowski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bros giving the owner the silent treatment 💀

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just had her hair done and didn't want to mess it up when she stuck her head out the window..

    Kurichfield the Drunk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    owning it. fair enough though, if the poor boi had his head going the other way he'd be outside the car and all over the road...

    Captain Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is that lamp hanging out the window??

    #19

    Cancel Culture

    Cancel Culture

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    Jesha
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's one out there with a couple and, instead of kids, a bunch of bags of money.

    Lucas Johnson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's also one with a T-Rex mauling the family 😨

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    S. E. in Indiana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids finally moved out, scraped them off.

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They might be parents and that might be the kids moving out and starting their own lives?

    #20

    We Get It, It's Not From California. Is It Though?

    We Get It, It's Not From California. Is It Though?

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    Micah Sean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they're in Texas. Apparently California drivers are "fair game" in Texas.

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah! actually I was on my way to the DFW airport and saw this😅

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    saw & order
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn’t be surprised if I saw this where I live, lots of Californians move here and a certain group of people don’t like it

    SeaLouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am from California, flew to Arkansas and ended up renting a car with California plates.

    James S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes I can relate to this. I used to travel for business alot in the US. I once rented a car in Boston for a long trip throughout New England then down to Washington. It had Ohio plates. Everywhere I parked someone would ask me whereabouts in Ohio I was from. It drove me mad, I'm from London, England, UK. And I don't sound like I'm from Ohio at all.

    daniel (pineapple he/him)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats more like a warning lol, with the driving of californians anyone would be in danger

    Rabbit Of ill Portent(she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey!! That's mean lol 🖕🏻🤣🖕🏻(I'm from Southern California) you wanna see fxcked up driving, come to Memphis!

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    S. E. in Indiana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why exactly would you need this on there to begin with?

    whatever
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably one of many fleeing that state due to increasingly high costs of living, housing, and transportation coupled with an increase in crime, pollution, and congestion. (And before the downvote-morons start in, this is according to every national news outlet and statistics so go 'eff yourselves if you can't handle reality...)

    Noyfb noyfb
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rental company gave me a car with A*****a plates, and I returned it and asked for one from a different state.

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    #21

    The New Port-A-Potty

    The New Port-A-Potty

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    Margaret H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a bit breezy on the backside.

    Ambry Petersen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eeewwww. I don't need an audience for that, thank you very much.

    #22

    God Handing Out Licenses To Kill?

    God Handing Out Licenses To Kill?

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    Ambry Petersen
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ultimate agent (and the ultimate boss 0074 God. Villains beware there is no escaping.

    #23

    I Show This To People When They Ask Me Why I Don'y Have Kids

    I Show This To People When They Ask Me Why I Don'y Have Kids

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    Jesha
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God dangit I commented about this on a higher up picture. Now I feel a bit silly.

    Joshua David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People need to mind thier own business. I told a fellow gay I didn't want kids and he was appalled. He then asked me who was going to take care of me when I'm old and I told him a good insurance policy.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then someone burgles your house to find the money.

    NightFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We know who's house to rob. 😂

    #25

    Tyler, Tx - (I Think It Was Intentional)

    Tyler, Tx - (I Think It Was Intentional)

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    S. E. in Indiana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It only took him three years to graduate from 3rd grade. Then he dropped out.

    Arthur Waite
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it's too bad - gotta be a put-on. And it worked - it's here, isn't it?

    Snakebite Mcghee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No that's Texas' brilliant educational system

    #26

    Unacceptable Behavior Tbh

    Unacceptable Behavior Tbh

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    Ambry Petersen
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I would usually disagree with the hello my name is sticker in this case I don't quite blame them. The vegan defacing road signs is potentially putting people's lives in danger. Person trying to read thier stupid sticker might forget to stop at the stop sign and cause an accident or run some one over. Doing that for the sake of thier dietary fanaticism does make them what sticker #2 calls them. However both stickers should be removed as they are a distraction to drivers.

    #27

    Mud Flaps On A Luxury Suv, Seen In Orem Ut

    Mud Flaps On A Luxury Suv, Seen In Orem Ut

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    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gorgeous place as well

    Ambry Petersen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big mud flaps for average sized tires.

    Candice Killmeyer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mud flaps are required on trucks in MT, UT, ID, WA and probably many other states. These are for hauling a 5th wheel.

    Shaggy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horse trailer probably, That aint no redneck, 5th wheel, towing rig...

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    ginshun
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are part of the trailer hitch, they are so rocks to hit the camper.

    Troy Hanson
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    2 years ago

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    #28

    Everything Priced To Sell Today!

    Everything Priced To Sell Today!

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    #29

    This Stand In The Middle Of Nowhere, Central Pennsylvania

    This Stand In The Middle Of Nowhere, Central Pennsylvania

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    Kurichfield the Drunk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not even if it was free just to wipe my a*s...no no...I'd use it for that

    Ambry Petersen
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    2 years ago

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    Most conservatives would not deign to have left promoting t shirts anywhere near our rear ends.

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    Kikadin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lay it out nicely on the ground and then drop a big steamer on it.

    #30

    The Runway Crossed The Public Road!

    The Runway Crossed The Public Road!

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    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yield to aircraft, oh, I really thought they would give way to passing traffic!

    Emm Kay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have that in Alaska. It works. Never been a clash.

    Captain Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That a-hole didnt stop in the air for me! Hmph!!?

    Edda Kamphues
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who on earth though this was a good idea?

    #31

    It Says « goose Crossing » I Find It Really Funny

    It Says « goose Crossing » I Find It Really Funny

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    Edda Kamphues
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are ducks allowed to cross as well??

    #32

    It’s In The Name…

    It’s In The Name…

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    #33

    Place Near Me Is Called "Karen"S Seafood

    Place Near Me Is Called "Karen"S Seafood

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    Ambry Petersen
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find the term Karen highly offensive as I have an Aunt named Karen who is awesome. Instead of calling someone a Karen call them what they are. Snob, imbecile, self important nincompoop, and over grown spoiled brats are some of my favorites. Or pull a page from Willey Wonka and the chocolate factory and call them Verruca Salt's. There are much more satisfying alternatives than slandering all the good people who just happen to be named Karen. (Had to add the e to Mr. Wonka's name to keep Bored Panda from sensoring it. (why is bored panda sensoring a book character's name)

    NightFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, hush up! Nobody cares about your aunt Karen. This isn't about you or your aunt, anyways. Stop being butthurt over something not even about you. Smh

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    #34

    No More Snow

    No More Snow

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    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone called MOS kept on asking for something they couldn't have, so "NO MOS, NO".

    Trophy Husband
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't the guy in the IT Crowd called Moss?

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    #35

    Somewhere Is Remote Ladakh, India

    Somewhere Is Remote Ladakh, India

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    #36

    Curiosity Is Killing Me…

    Curiosity Is Killing Me…

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    #37

    Our Local Esthetician Doesn't Beat Around The Bush

    Our Local Esthetician Doesn't Beat Around The Bush

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    Daggie_style
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm afraid I'm going to need to see a portfolio

    Zipitty Doodah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She def doesn't beat around the bush, she wax (whacks) it

    #38

    Edging 🫡

    Edging 🫡

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    Dolly_of TheCowboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering one of the other stickers says "if you can read this you're my Daddy now" I am really curious what the rest of the edging one says

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it says "sorry im late, i was busy edging. i just didn't want to come"

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    Joshua David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a self pleasuring tactic to keep yourself right on the teeter point for extended periods of time. So I've heard.

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess that's better than hard or dry edging.

    #39

    Is It Going To Be A Just A Good Day Or The Best Day?

    Is It Going To Be A Just A Good Day Or The Best Day?

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    #40

    Found This On Google Maps No Words

    Found This On Google Maps No Words

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    Sydney B.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like (fake) blood on the front of the car, as if it hit someone

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    PoppyFlower
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time on Google maps, the dude was in a restaurant and the other two people on the table were looking at him like "seriously, you taking a picture for google?"

    Yoyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't drive on Court Street then.

    #41

    Clarification Was Necessary

    Clarification Was Necessary

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    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know, you just told us that.

    #42

    When Angst Wins Out Over Uplifting Messages

    When Angst Wins Out Over Uplifting Messages

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    #43

    They’re Antique, But Made Daily…

    They’re Antique, But Made Daily…

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    Ima Manimal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And everything on eBay is “vintage”

    #44

    In Sacramento

    In Sacramento

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    #45

    When The Laudromat Is So Good It Dry-Tumbles The Sign:

    When The Laudromat Is So Good It Dry-Tumbles The Sign:

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    HyacinthTheRainWing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! Found you! How does this even HAPPEN? Like, that takes talent.

    #46

    Driving Home From Work In Texas

    Driving Home From Work In Texas

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    j miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, MANY people DO care what he and his friends did to so many for so long. Thinking it all ended with his death, real or not, just let's the rich sickos CONTINUE to get away with it.

    NightFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody cares about Epstein anymore. I'm glad he's dead and I don't care if someone killed him or not.

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you don't care that is was probably some rich a*****e that did it to cover up their involvement in all of it so now they are getting away with it and probably continuing it?

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    Well, Ok

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    Uga Buga I Have No Words

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    Super Trooper

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    A Pawn Shop In My Town

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    I Hope He Found His Way Home

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    How Many Honks They Getting??

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    Spotted In Chicago

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    Idk Made Me Laugh

    Idk Made Me Laugh

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    This Was Definitely Eye Catching

    This Was Definitely Eye Catching

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    That’s Really Cold!

    That’s Really Cold!

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    Rental Cat

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    Swig Set Not For Sale

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    In Michigan 2014, Suppose To Say Texas Corral

    In Michigan 2014, Suppose To Say Texas Corral

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    🤣

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    Uga Buga I Have No Words

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