Guy Moves In With Two Women, Is Surprised At How Different They Do Everything
British DJ Craig Shapes has hit the news recently for his hilariously relatable observations of quirky female habits, after sharing a house with two women for the last few months.
The ladies in question, Billie and Sarah, became best friends while rooming together at university in Kent, where Craig is from. “They are literally inseparable those two,” Craig told Bored Panda. After Billie and Craig became a couple, they lived together for a year before it was time to upsize into a bigger house. They had a spare room so of course, Sarah moved in.
Craig is used to living with others so the dynamic came naturally for him. “I’ve had male roommates before, and my advice for any guys that get the opportunity to live with females is to go for it!” He told us. “It’s far better than living with another guy! Blokes (guys) are messy and smelly in my experience, I feel very lucky in my situation.”
The girls are very accommodating and understanding, and Craig gets his space in the bathroom (They only take a couple of hours max to get ready before going out, even with the catwalk shows), and the football-mad Arsenal fan always gets the TV when the game is on. “We’ve got an unspoken, mutual agreement going on with that,” he told Bored Panda. “I think they might go a little crazy during the summer when the World Cup is on though.”
“But they are really good about it, and that’s why I sit without complaint and watch their shows, like Love Island and The Kardashians, without complaining because they do the same for me.”
Scroll down below to check out Craig’s lessons from living with women below, male or female, you are bound to relate to at least a few of them!
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Share on FacebookMoved in with five girls recently, there's no difference from living with guys. Then again, they are all quite stoic, they just get on with it, no hair clips everywhere, no f***s are given about clothes, no constant chatter about guys. I think i care more about shoes then they do.
Loll my bro the same. He cares more about his shoes, and has more pairs, than i do. I throw mine in the closet, and he lines his up and actually cleans them 😂
Load More Replies...I find this scary. And I find it comforting that I know some women who are not breathing and walking stereotypes.
Agreed. I also felt this whole exchange reeked of misogyny and a weird desire to reinforce these awful stereotypes.
Load More Replies...I had a beer with a male friend a few months ago, and he said, "Guys can't grow perfect eyebrows like you women, we just get gnarly unibrows." I explained that I would also have a unibrow if I did not pluck it...and most women do it. The poor guy was baffled. At 38 years of age, he has learned that women pluck/groom their eyebrows.
it's good to know some men fall for our exhaustively crafted illusions... and then you had to go and shatter it with the truth! lol!
Load More Replies...This confirms it, I'm a freak. I don't have hair clips. I don't watch those programs. I don't need hours to get ready. I don't do drama. Freak. But I suppose I do need at least 10 mins warning before you drop by my house. Just enough time to Clorox Wipe the bathroom.
as one freak to another, hear hear. (but we do poo, right?)
Load More Replies...Yes yes the lot of you are so different and edgy, I could puke. Listen, mates. We all have similarities and differences. Let's not put each other down to make ourselves feel superior. I don't watch those shows, nor do I wear makeup. But I could absolutely feel the drama of the weather being different than what it said, and having to change clothes. I use pins to tame my hair, so I felt him when he said they're everywhere. There's nothing wrong with these girls being them, just like there's nothing wrong with you or the women you know being themselves.
I absolutely love this post and this man is the sweetest ever!! So much love comes thru!
Am I the only female that did not relate to a single one of these?
I thin those two are his daughters... looks a lot like him.
Ahhh...two women for a few months and that is it? I am a man and lived with seven women for a year and a half and it was just normal life. I would back way off on the gender generalizations....waaaay off.
This is for Warawk. Kind of a parable. A man lives in a neighborhood and two new families move in on either side of him. The new family to his left come to visit him and ask, "What are the people in this town like?" He answers, "What were they like where you came from?" "Great!"" They answer. "Well they're great here too. You'll love them." The people to his left come to visit and ask, "What are the people in this town like?" He answers, "What were they like where you came from?" "Horrible. They say. "Well they're horrible here too. You're going to hate them."
Load More Replies...Don't forget the toilet paper. You're always running out of tp ;) Friend of mine had his mother and sister visiting for a week. Said that he was constantly going to the store to buy tp because he kept running out. They were only there for 7 days! LOL
Women obviously use more paper, we wipe when we pee!
Load More Replies...This is just mainly a comment on the particular two people that you know. They do this, so you generalize it to ALL women. So awesome. Like you've never met two guys who had their own weird little world. But would you generalize that to ALL boys? (I have to say, I do need to spend 20 hours cleaning my bedroom before the plumber arrives - though he's never going to set foot in there, so there might be something to that one.)
Awww, you make me long for my room mate days! You are never alone and there is always some drama going on. It's much more fun than watching TV! I have lived with both guys and girls and I think living with guys is so much more fun. At least it was in my experiences. I miss those days!
Er, I'm female & none of these things apply to me, although I do lose a lot of hairclips :)
I tho k this is spot on! We smack our loose hair on the side of the showers, because it gets tangled in our fingers when we wash our hair, making it harder to do, but it also shows us how much hair comes out,too! We worry about going bald, too!
I do stick my hair to the wall in the shower.. lol.. but I never watch any of that reality show trash.
Despite the faulty title (as those 2 girls do everything the same way) and the terrible grammar 'who's top is who's'... no, sorry - this article is still terrible
Moved in with five girls recently, there's no difference from living with guys. Then again, they are all quite stoic, they just get on with it, no hair clips everywhere, no f***s are given about clothes, no constant chatter about guys. I think i care more about shoes then they do.
Loll my bro the same. He cares more about his shoes, and has more pairs, than i do. I throw mine in the closet, and he lines his up and actually cleans them 😂
Load More Replies...I find this scary. And I find it comforting that I know some women who are not breathing and walking stereotypes.
Agreed. I also felt this whole exchange reeked of misogyny and a weird desire to reinforce these awful stereotypes.
Load More Replies...I had a beer with a male friend a few months ago, and he said, "Guys can't grow perfect eyebrows like you women, we just get gnarly unibrows." I explained that I would also have a unibrow if I did not pluck it...and most women do it. The poor guy was baffled. At 38 years of age, he has learned that women pluck/groom their eyebrows.
it's good to know some men fall for our exhaustively crafted illusions... and then you had to go and shatter it with the truth! lol!
Load More Replies...This confirms it, I'm a freak. I don't have hair clips. I don't watch those programs. I don't need hours to get ready. I don't do drama. Freak. But I suppose I do need at least 10 mins warning before you drop by my house. Just enough time to Clorox Wipe the bathroom.
as one freak to another, hear hear. (but we do poo, right?)
Load More Replies...Yes yes the lot of you are so different and edgy, I could puke. Listen, mates. We all have similarities and differences. Let's not put each other down to make ourselves feel superior. I don't watch those shows, nor do I wear makeup. But I could absolutely feel the drama of the weather being different than what it said, and having to change clothes. I use pins to tame my hair, so I felt him when he said they're everywhere. There's nothing wrong with these girls being them, just like there's nothing wrong with you or the women you know being themselves.
I absolutely love this post and this man is the sweetest ever!! So much love comes thru!
Am I the only female that did not relate to a single one of these?
I thin those two are his daughters... looks a lot like him.
Ahhh...two women for a few months and that is it? I am a man and lived with seven women for a year and a half and it was just normal life. I would back way off on the gender generalizations....waaaay off.
This is for Warawk. Kind of a parable. A man lives in a neighborhood and two new families move in on either side of him. The new family to his left come to visit him and ask, "What are the people in this town like?" He answers, "What were they like where you came from?" "Great!"" They answer. "Well they're great here too. You'll love them." The people to his left come to visit and ask, "What are the people in this town like?" He answers, "What were they like where you came from?" "Horrible. They say. "Well they're horrible here too. You're going to hate them."
Load More Replies...Don't forget the toilet paper. You're always running out of tp ;) Friend of mine had his mother and sister visiting for a week. Said that he was constantly going to the store to buy tp because he kept running out. They were only there for 7 days! LOL
Women obviously use more paper, we wipe when we pee!
Load More Replies...This is just mainly a comment on the particular two people that you know. They do this, so you generalize it to ALL women. So awesome. Like you've never met two guys who had their own weird little world. But would you generalize that to ALL boys? (I have to say, I do need to spend 20 hours cleaning my bedroom before the plumber arrives - though he's never going to set foot in there, so there might be something to that one.)
Awww, you make me long for my room mate days! You are never alone and there is always some drama going on. It's much more fun than watching TV! I have lived with both guys and girls and I think living with guys is so much more fun. At least it was in my experiences. I miss those days!
Er, I'm female & none of these things apply to me, although I do lose a lot of hairclips :)
I tho k this is spot on! We smack our loose hair on the side of the showers, because it gets tangled in our fingers when we wash our hair, making it harder to do, but it also shows us how much hair comes out,too! We worry about going bald, too!
I do stick my hair to the wall in the shower.. lol.. but I never watch any of that reality show trash.
Despite the faulty title (as those 2 girls do everything the same way) and the terrible grammar 'who's top is who's'... no, sorry - this article is still terrible
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