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If you ever want to ruin your best friendship, destroy the trust, and flush everything you cherished in human connection down the drain, I’ve got a tip for you. Why don’t you try a group project together?

Formerly known as a killer assassin to both the project and the group, it’s still the holy grail of schools, universities, and any education institutions that promise you a cool diploma and a nice job, in turn making your mom proud.

And trust me, people who have survived a group project once are no way doing it twice. So let’s take a look at what it is about these seemingly innocent gatherings meant to do good and only good that make them the most hateable assignments. From being the only cast member in the tearful PowerPoint film to switching groups halfway like a track and field athlete, these are some of the examples that have terrorized generation after generation.

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    Queen Jackson.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people were being bossy and didn’t listen to other people. They were gonna suggest y’all just shoot him.

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    Amanita Virosa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to talk to the professor? Maybe 2 weeks ago??

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    It’s no secret that few things about education irk people as much as group projects do.

    In reality, the idea of a group project is really meant to do good—to teach kids and college students responsibility for themselves and their actions. Plus, this model of cooperation is supposed to promote teamwork, but often does the opposite.

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    In fact, a study by the University of Oklahoma showed that the design of group papers “encourages social loafing, limits group cohesiveness [...] and increases student stress,” reports Psychology Today.

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    Samantha Lomb
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, being terrible at group projects seems to be a culturally specific thing. My Russian students do group projects all the time. All the group members do their bit ( you can tell cause sometimes they don't make the font the same) and when I give them a choice they chose to work in groups.

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    ognistykamyk
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "First of all I just want you to know I have o boyfriend. Remember I have a boyfriend. It's important having boyfriend"

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    John Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the sassiness of some of these people :)

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    There are a number of reasons why group projects may be inherently flawed. Eberly Center at Carnegie Mellon University suggests that it may have to do with “students not understanding teachers’ expectations,” “students having very different knowledge and skills,” “group composition being problematic,” and “grading scheme not promoting meaningful teamwork.”

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    Meanwhile, in “group work,” the learning focus is on a content-based objective, but the Redesigning High School initiative suggests that such an approach is destined to fail. “If we want students to learn to collaborate, we need to put them in a situation where they NEED to collaborate.”

    As a result, the initiative believes that in order for a group project model to work, students have to be given “big, complex, open-ended problems to solve.”

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    Vic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course! Black Market fetches the best price (heard from a friend)

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    Jo Johannsen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If s/he doesn't care about the group project, they probably don't care about their family either.

    David Viesta
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Or worst, I'll tell your family members to finish your part."

    Zophra
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, that escalated quickly.

    Kiro
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Letting them off rather lightly.

    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And make a loss? Wouldn't risk it. Instead I'd hand in my part of the project and make a note that regrettably the rest of the project is still a work in progress.

    Damon Gates
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even better, say "Here is the draft presentation; there are blank slides where your slides are needed. They will state 'Slide to be provided by [name]' until you supply me with something else."

    Hugh Walter
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loving the lack of a reply, they're all hardcore non-players!

    Carole Hamilton
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on the family they come from, this might not be effective

    bored human
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Desperate times call for desperate measures. The Duolingo owl approves.

    Adam C
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    management by fear...sort of.

    Stille20
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... I'm pretty sure that's against any student ethics code.

    Viviane
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus not a good business move. The person who posted had to pay the other students to take back their families.

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    Sell the family on the black market, surely America banned those markets years ago?

    Demongrrrrl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Human trafficking has never gone away, alas.

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    nanashi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the worst person to be in a group project for me was that girl back in uni who turns up at every meeting, but doing nothing to contribute. not talking, not paying attention. nothing. just silently listening and/or staring at her phone. we tried to get her to participate but it didn't get us anywhere. then at the end presentation we were to list out the tasks each member did and we purposely listed nothing for her. she was pissed at how our professor pointed that out, crying that it's not fair; she went to every meet-up. yeah, that's all you do. you WERE there but at the same time you WERE NOT.

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    NamiKoa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading the first few words, I thought she was going to say "... because I know nothing." I guess that would apply to the rest of the group.

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    Daria B
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I thought we were friends", sure, then why didn't those "plans" include your friend too?

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    Leo Domitrix
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One group project, the three jocks who grabbed me for their group sat around and laughed about how they'd get an A now. I got an A. They got a D. The work was B-minus. Teacher told the angry jocks he split the difference of the real grade between the four of us.

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    Martha Meyer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We werw never assigned partners. We picked them ourselves.

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    Patrick James
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm, he's not getting an A. He has the historically lowest approval rating ever at this point in a presidency

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    LOttawa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least he/she is wanting to participate instead of using jail as an excuse to not do anything.

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    Queen Jackson.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn bro...That's real sad..... Soooo the slides?

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    Clara Knaub
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 😂 😂 that poor person. In my groups we usually don’t have problems like these. We are allowed t pick our partners and we always pick ones that we get along with. Then we assign roles and everybody does their part.

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    Perfumista Perfumista
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a team member who contributed nothing, advised the professor. Unfortunately she was the flirty type and the loafer who never showed up was a good looking guy. She accused me and the rest our the team, all girls, of scapegoating.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear I pictured something completely different to a scooter.

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    Beeps
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d just copy and paste that into the paper as their contribution.

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    Mainecoonsandhuskies
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does kowalski look like an off brand Jonas brother

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    Theron Roberts
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't get why people have to act like they're better than everybody else just because they searched up "iq test" on google and got a high score on the first link they clicked.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you'v ehit the point of group projects, it's past the drop period, isn't it?

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    nanashi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really wish group text was a thing when I was in uni. it saved a lot of stupid time I wasted on going to every one of their dorms, knocking on their door, to ask how's it going with the project, only to be met with those incompetents somehow to have forgotten all about it.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My printer ate my phone which ate my dog

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    Troux
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Degrading" is exactly what they are trying to avoid, dumbass!

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    Theron Roberts
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how was that person able to get in to even kindergarten

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    Grace Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell poor Alex is done with Ted’s b******t

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that something mouldy? EDIT: NVM I just realised it is a nugget of weed lol.

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    Grumble O'Pug
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naw, it was a straight up insult.

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    Troux
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm willing to bet that shuttle leaves right on time.

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    Mari
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, i don't think this was too bad. they're never said they won't do it, they're just saying that they're indifferent of what topic they do...which honestly i would love the people in my project to say other then argue about it.

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    E Menendez
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not sure why if someone legitimately had an emergency that makes them a bad partner. They did let them know. The person did leave the country and isn't sure they will be back, so...

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