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Google has been around for more than two decades now and it has become the world's number one search engine. There are good reasons for it - Google is fast, user-friendly and is good at putting the most relevant sites at the top of their results list. Unfortunately, the same can't be said about Bing. No matter how hard poor Bing tries, it never even comes near the capacities and popularity that Google has. But it's not the main reason why people started making Google vs. Bing memes.
Several years ago, someone discovered that if you type suicide-related questions in Google and Bing, they show really different results. While Google pulls up suicide hotlines first, Bing shows you the most efficient way to end things. Thus, a topic that is in no way funny, became a hilarious meme format that people can't get enough of, so Bored Panda has compiled for you a list of 20 hilarious Google vs. Bing memes. Scroll down below to see them all and vote for the ones that made you laugh.
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#1
Final score:
357points
Ed Souza 6 years ago
Well, let's be honest bing wins here. It actually listed what was searched. It maybe dark and disturbing but that's what was searched.
Daria B 6 years ago
True. I appreciate Google's ethical results, but sometimes you really just need an information for something completely harmless, and it assumes you have problems and refuses to find it for you.
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7ML3 6 years ago
But they are both in that single sentence that formed your comment...
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Marcellus the Third 6 years ago
This... is terrifying. But makes sense, Google has had more time and budget to finesse (and be blamed for all manner of things).
Hard 2 Guess 6 years ago
I wanted to see if this is true so I just Binged same exact search, "easiest way to suicide". I got above information after 3 other links. On top of page there is a suicide prevention number same as google.
Jorge Quero 4 years ago
Intriguing that "Shotgun to head" and "Gunshot of head" are not only treated as separate methods but even have conflicting metrics
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#4
Final score:
229points
Rida Hartdige 6 years ago
I would actually do this if someone started bullying my friends...or I would just give them a swift kick in the balls
#5
Final score:
217points
#6
Final score:
207points
Laila Hernandez 4 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH BIG WHOTE CHEVVY optional: sign that says freee candy!
#7
Final score:
206points
#9
Final score:
201points
Parabola2011 1 year ago
assuming you have access to a military grade sniper rifle
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Rida Hartdige 6 years ago
I agree with Bing. Sadly, I cannot legally buy any sniper rifles or whatever that is.
Laugh Fan 6 years ago
It does say 'sleep with' and not 'sleep despite' after all! 🤣
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Uwe Theiss 6 years ago
To be honest, Bing failed this time. If they are dead, they are not the neighbors anymore. Then you sleep without neighbors.
#10
Final score:
195points
L McN 6 years ago
waaaait.....$2.80? Even the most expensive is a dollar cheaper than near me!
Lynda Momalo 6 years ago
Many "blue" states have higher gas taxes -- they fund road construction and repair and encourages people to use public transportation by dis-incentivizing driving private cars. Some states with high gas taxes don't have highway tolls but some, like New Jersey, have both.
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Nicola Roberts 6 years ago
I'm guessing this is price per gallon? In the UK I paid $1.78 per litre this morning - would that make it $8 per gallon?
James Unna 2 years ago
Damn, that's even more than the (up to) £2/litre we have payed in UK when diesel reached its highest price.
#11
Final score:
183points
Sarthak Mohanty 3 years ago
Make their job easier instead by roasting the rats beforehand.
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Bob Beltcher 6 years ago
I need the guy on the right. Mint on cotton balls is BS, so are mothballs.
#12
Final score:
180points
Everybody Say love! 6 years ago (edited)
Quite possibly one of my favorite quotes ever: "Super Hans, are you trying to skin up with your feet again? Because it doesn't work, does it? It just makes a mess!"
#13
Final score:
165points
Alyeck Melendez Seda 6 years ago
Bing has gone mad with so much rightness that i want to beat my a*s?
#14
Final score:
165points
Skylar Spexarth 5 years ago
the name of the video is "family friendly noose song"
Load More Replies... Rida Hartdige 6 years ago
I'm coming for you Joseph...he he he (not really, jk)
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Alice Nella 4 years ago
this is why bing is clearly better, it gives useful results instead of bullsh*t
#15
Final score:
162points
Michał Jastrzębski 6 years ago
yep. thats what a paperback version of a chemistry book is for, lol XD
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Rida Hartdige 6 years ago
Okay...now some crazy bomber can kill people... GEE THANKS BING NOW IM GONNA DIE
#16
Final score:
134points
Bathsheba 6 years ago
You understand that this isn't the actual search result, don't you? This is a funny joke suggesting Bing's search results are terrible.
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Laila Hernandez 4 years ago
Going with bings (Mostly bc im a total loser and never even dated)
Alex Heeter 5 years ago
I'm on bing with this one just kill the B*@ch just burry the body correctly
#17
Final score:
128points
#18
Final score:
126points
#19
Final score:
120points
Laurie Stewart 6 years ago
What I see is that Bing doesn’t sanitize and censor things like Google does with their algorithms. Go Bing...they’re my preferred search engine because of this. I use Google, too...but not nearly as often.
#20
Final score:
109points
Trinity Holden 6 years ago
Let’s see who gets this reference ‘an agate terrifies! A lapis terraforms!’
RandomX123 4 years ago
"Where's their leader when they need them, Blue? You've got to be a leader, Blue!"
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David Albro 1 year ago
When I just checked, both gave adequate responses, but Bing was significantly more informative and appealing.
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Full Name 6 years ago
Ever actually tried Bing? It's dreadful. I tried a few times years ago and the results weren't even close to Google. It's been the best since it came out (and I think Google is an evil, evil corporation).
Ben Steinberg 6 years ago
You think Google is an evil, evil corporation but you're giving Micro$oft a pass?
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Tacitus86 6 years ago
I use bing more than I do google. At least it isn't propaganda ridden, nor does it has 100 paid for results before the real stuff.
Falcon 6 years ago
The ads on Google drive me crazy. Sometimes it will show 5 ads before the organic search results.
Load More Replies... Dave P 6 years ago
Remember Google was horrible in the beginning but because people used it (because they had a catchy ad in the early years) they took the data and metrics and fixed it, and then kept building off of that. Because people dont use bing, microsoft doesnt have the data and metrics like google does to make their better. The more you use it, the better they can make it. Algorithms only go so far. Also Bing has a reputation that when it comes to buying things, especially flights and hotels it tends to get better results that Google, because Microsoft purchased that data from the online sale services which allowed them to fine tune that one aspect. If you want Bing to be better, use it more. I think creating a big search engine that can rival google is good, as it will keep google in line, and only a corporation like Microsoft has the funds to be able to do it. I just dont like one all powerful company controlling 90% of a market, which is why I use both
Carol Emory 6 years ago
I hate it that once something is looked up on bing, it continues to default to bing. It's like a guest that won't go away after 3 days of hints and suggestions.
Victoria Swift 6 years ago
I still use Bing over Google. Type in Hillary Clinton and you will see why. Google is the on set fluffer for the DNC.
Laila Hernandez 4 years ago
made mine- "How to make sanitizer" Google rubbing alcohol etc REAL INGREDIENTS. Bing: Ok so, alcohol, cyanide, heroin, marijuana, crack, cocaine!
Full Name 6 years ago
Ever actually tried Bing? It's dreadful. I tried a few times years ago and the results weren't even close to Google. It's been the best since it came out (and I think Google is an evil, evil corporation).
Ben Steinberg 6 years ago
You think Google is an evil, evil corporation but you're giving Micro$oft a pass?
Load More Replies... Tacitus86 6 years ago
I use bing more than I do google. At least it isn't propaganda ridden, nor does it has 100 paid for results before the real stuff.
Falcon 6 years ago
The ads on Google drive me crazy. Sometimes it will show 5 ads before the organic search results.
Load More Replies... Dave P 6 years ago
Remember Google was horrible in the beginning but because people used it (because they had a catchy ad in the early years) they took the data and metrics and fixed it, and then kept building off of that. Because people dont use bing, microsoft doesnt have the data and metrics like google does to make their better. The more you use it, the better they can make it. Algorithms only go so far. Also Bing has a reputation that when it comes to buying things, especially flights and hotels it tends to get better results that Google, because Microsoft purchased that data from the online sale services which allowed them to fine tune that one aspect. If you want Bing to be better, use it more. I think creating a big search engine that can rival google is good, as it will keep google in line, and only a corporation like Microsoft has the funds to be able to do it. I just dont like one all powerful company controlling 90% of a market, which is why I use both
Carol Emory 6 years ago
I hate it that once something is looked up on bing, it continues to default to bing. It's like a guest that won't go away after 3 days of hints and suggestions.
Victoria Swift 6 years ago
I still use Bing over Google. Type in Hillary Clinton and you will see why. Google is the on set fluffer for the DNC.
Laila Hernandez 4 years ago
made mine- "How to make sanitizer" Google rubbing alcohol etc REAL INGREDIENTS. Bing: Ok so, alcohol, cyanide, heroin, marijuana, crack, cocaine!
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