Google has been around for more than two decades now and it has become the world's number one search engine. There are good reasons for it - Google is fast, user-friendly and is good at putting the most relevant sites at the top of their results list. Unfortunately, the same can't be said about Bing. No matter how hard poor Bing tries, it never even comes near the capacities and popularity that Google has. But it's not the main reason why people started making Google vs. Bing memes.
Several years ago, someone discovered that if you type suicide-related questions in Google and Bing, they show really different results. While Google pulls up suicide hotlines first, Bing shows you the most efficient way to end things. Thus, a topic that is in no way funny, became a hilarious meme format that people can't get enough of, so Bored Panda has compiled for you a list of 20 hilarious Google vs. Bing memes. Scroll down below to see them all and vote for the ones that made you laugh.
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Well, let's be honest bing wins here. It actually listed what was searched. It maybe dark and disturbing but that's what was searched.
True. I appreciate Google's ethical results, but sometimes you really just need an information for something completely harmless, and it assumes you have problems and refuses to find it for you.
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But they are both in that single sentence that formed your comment...
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This... is terrifying. But makes sense, Google has had more time and budget to finesse (and be blamed for all manner of things).
I wanted to see if this is true so I just Binged same exact search, "easiest way to suicide". I got above information after 3 other links. On top of page there is a suicide prevention number same as google.
Intriguing that "Shotgun to head" and "Gunshot of head" are not only treated as separate methods but even have conflicting metrics
They usually make it in the news, wouldn't be hard to find them. Or if you're looking for a light hearted answer, Britney Spears on S12 E12.
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I'm just wondering how "shotgun to head" and "gunshot of head" aren't under the same category.
"Gunshot of head" obviously means shooting your head out of a gun. So the former is shooting into your head, whereas the latter is shooting WITH your head. ;)
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Am I the only one bothered by the grammatical wrongness of "Easiest way to suicide"?
Okay...I'ma have to keep my friend away from this cause he is suicidal as f*ck
Is no one going to address the time column on being?!?! Why is a shotgun to the chest faster than a shotgun to the head? 2.5 minutes for gunshot to the head? How? Why? What?
Quite possibly one of my favorite quotes ever: "Super Hans, are you trying to skin up with your feet again? Because it doesn't work, does it? It just makes a mess!"
Bing has gone mad with so much rightness that i want to beat my a*s?
Ever actually tried Bing? It's dreadful. I tried a few times years ago and the results weren't even close to Google. It's been the best since it came out (and I think Google is an evil, evil corporation).
You think Google is an evil, evil corporation but you're giving Micro$oft a pass?
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I just searched both search engines for cheap gas and they both rendered the same thing. Also searched suicide, again both turned up hotline numbers. So this post is tongue in cheek, right?
they're just joking about how outdated it can be, if they actually gave suicide methods there would hopefully be a lawsuit
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I use bing more than I do google. At least it isn't propaganda ridden, nor does it has 100 paid for results before the real stuff.
The ads on Google drive me crazy. Sometimes it will show 5 ads before the organic search results.
Load More Replies... Remember Google was horrible in the beginning but because people used it (because they had a catchy ad in the early years) they took the data and metrics and fixed it, and then kept building off of that. Because people dont use bing, microsoft doesnt have the data and metrics like google does to make their better. The more you use it, the better they can make it. Algorithms only go so far. Also Bing has a reputation that when it comes to buying things, especially flights and hotels it tends to get better results that Google, because Microsoft purchased that data from the online sale services which allowed them to fine tune that one aspect. If you want Bing to be better, use it more. I think creating a big search engine that can rival google is good, as it will keep google in line, and only a corporation like Microsoft has the funds to be able to do it. I just dont like one all powerful company controlling 90% of a market, which is why I use both
I hate it that once something is looked up on bing, it continues to default to bing. It's like a guest that won't go away after 3 days of hints and suggestions.
I still use Bing over Google. Type in Hillary Clinton and you will see why. Google is the on set fluffer for the DNC.
made mine- "How to make sanitizer" Google rubbing alcohol etc REAL INGREDIENTS. Bing: Ok so, alcohol, cyanide, heroin, marijuana, crack, cocaine!
I've got a good one. "Silent But Deadly" Google: "Beano" Bing: "air rifles"
Google is better for researching and stuff, but Bing satisfies my dark humor.
So, it's true! Cats really are from Mars. They came here to overtake us. It's working.
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Not even funny that you put up.posts like this. A child being abducted is NOT a laughing matter at all
Neither is suicide and murder. This post is simply meant to be sarcastic/ dark humour.
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However, Bing Maps is frequently more helpful than Google Maps.
Bing is so bad that if you're searching for some errorcode from windows the first results they show are "Fix your windows" malware links.
I tried to find recipe ideas and typed 'how to pound meat' Google gave me ideas for different types of meat and preparing it for various recipes where as bing made me slam on the adult content filter
😅 I tried to type in "Hotmail" and accidentally typed in "Hotmale."
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bing also has this thing where u can talk to this artificial intelligence thing. it's creepy.
In China unless you use a proxy service Bing is all you can get and it is pretty awful. Images rarely relate to the term being searched and some are quite ridiculous as shown.
I typed some of those into Bing and what came up in the results was not what was shown here.
Am I the only one who likes Bing better, after this post? Never used it, but I will definatley give it a try now
Not because of this post, but I'm using "alternatives to Google." DuckDuckGo (on Firefox!), then Bing if I'm not satisfied. Google is unbeatable for calendar and maps. Bing maps can get there if they cared, but it seems as if they don't care.
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I wish people who used memes were more like actual memes. You know, passed around in a group and dead in a week.
Ever actually tried Bing? It's dreadful. I tried a few times years ago and the results weren't even close to Google. It's been the best since it came out (and I think Google is an evil, evil corporation).
You think Google is an evil, evil corporation but you're giving Micro$oft a pass?
Load More Replies... I just searched both search engines for cheap gas and they both rendered the same thing. Also searched suicide, again both turned up hotline numbers. So this post is tongue in cheek, right?
they're just joking about how outdated it can be, if they actually gave suicide methods there would hopefully be a lawsuit
Load More Replies... I use bing more than I do google. At least it isn't propaganda ridden, nor does it has 100 paid for results before the real stuff.
The ads on Google drive me crazy. Sometimes it will show 5 ads before the organic search results.
Load More Replies... Remember Google was horrible in the beginning but because people used it (because they had a catchy ad in the early years) they took the data and metrics and fixed it, and then kept building off of that. Because people dont use bing, microsoft doesnt have the data and metrics like google does to make their better. The more you use it, the better they can make it. Algorithms only go so far. Also Bing has a reputation that when it comes to buying things, especially flights and hotels it tends to get better results that Google, because Microsoft purchased that data from the online sale services which allowed them to fine tune that one aspect. If you want Bing to be better, use it more. I think creating a big search engine that can rival google is good, as it will keep google in line, and only a corporation like Microsoft has the funds to be able to do it. I just dont like one all powerful company controlling 90% of a market, which is why I use both
I hate it that once something is looked up on bing, it continues to default to bing. It's like a guest that won't go away after 3 days of hints and suggestions.
I still use Bing over Google. Type in Hillary Clinton and you will see why. Google is the on set fluffer for the DNC.
made mine- "How to make sanitizer" Google rubbing alcohol etc REAL INGREDIENTS. Bing: Ok so, alcohol, cyanide, heroin, marijuana, crack, cocaine!
I've got a good one. "Silent But Deadly" Google: "Beano" Bing: "air rifles"
Google is better for researching and stuff, but Bing satisfies my dark humor.
So, it's true! Cats really are from Mars. They came here to overtake us. It's working.
Load More Replies... Not even funny that you put up.posts like this. A child being abducted is NOT a laughing matter at all
Neither is suicide and murder. This post is simply meant to be sarcastic/ dark humour.
Load More Replies... However, Bing Maps is frequently more helpful than Google Maps.
Bing is so bad that if you're searching for some errorcode from windows the first results they show are "Fix your windows" malware links.
I tried to find recipe ideas and typed 'how to pound meat' Google gave me ideas for different types of meat and preparing it for various recipes where as bing made me slam on the adult content filter
😅 I tried to type in "Hotmail" and accidentally typed in "Hotmale."
Load More Replies... bing also has this thing where u can talk to this artificial intelligence thing. it's creepy.
In China unless you use a proxy service Bing is all you can get and it is pretty awful. Images rarely relate to the term being searched and some are quite ridiculous as shown.
I typed some of those into Bing and what came up in the results was not what was shown here.
Am I the only one who likes Bing better, after this post? Never used it, but I will definatley give it a try now
Not because of this post, but I'm using "alternatives to Google." DuckDuckGo (on Firefox!), then Bing if I'm not satisfied. Google is unbeatable for calendar and maps. Bing maps can get there if they cared, but it seems as if they don't care.
Load More Replies... I wish people who used memes were more like actual memes. You know, passed around in a group and dead in a week.
