Here’s What God Must’ve Told The Animals While He Was Creating Them (30 Funny Tweets)
Don't worry too much about the religion of it all, sometimes it's just wholesome fun to think about how animals would have been created. The God Creating Animals Twitter account and subsequent children's book series tackle this very thing in a series of interviews between God and the animals being created.
It takes place in the Creation Station and in the books, God is illustrated as a huge being made of stars sitting at a tiny desk with a humorously small office chair as they meet these tiny new animals. The animals are curious and cute, and the interactions are always hilarious and wholesome.
These are just a small subset of the hundreds of tweets on the account page, not to mention the two illustrated children's books! If you enjoy these, go check out the page!
The book (tweets) is written by Charles Peterson and illustrated by me!
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Meanwhile at the Creation Station
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God Creates A Dog
Then years later, God said, "I really miss you. Come back to Heaven. I will keep you company while you wait for your human to get here."
Then why give them such a f*****g short lifespan, God? eh? God if s/he exists is an asshole.
god: but unfortunately some people will take your love for granted and may even hurt you. dog: but i will still love them always. pain only lasts a little while God: when its to much to bare you will return home to me.
So god doesn't know about laboratories, greyhound racing, dog fighting, I could go on...
My name is Brian Russell and I'm a cartoonist and illustrator. I've been making webcomics for 14 years, been married for 15, and have 3 amazing kids. My art and humor have evolved over the years and I couldn't be more pleased than to be an illustrator for children's books that are so funny and full of humor.
I haven't experimented too much with different artforms other than assorted pens and pencils before acquiring a digital drawing tablet. I had the dream to become a cartoonist for newspapers when I was in middle school. I wanted to make a comic about Tech Support people based on my dad and some of the people I knew at the time. Funny enough, I've come a bit full circle there and many of my comics are about working in tech support in some fashion.
God Creates A Cow
Yup. Sounds good even in german. "lachtoseintolerant"
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I love the last part. it sounds like if the whale had a tail like a dog, it would be wagging it <3
That's it. Splashy water bats for me, instead of plain old whales.
The story of the book "God Creating Animals" started when Charles Peterson reached out to me to illustrate a tweet of his. His writing and my art styles really just synced up. We collaborated on a few other comics in a similar fashion, and one day he approached me about creating a larger project that he said my art was what he saw when he thought of it.
He had written a series of "God Creating Animal" tweets and had expanded one into a children's book-length story about a snake learning all about himself. That was "God Creates a Snake". It was great because we were able to give some animal facts, and still be very funny along the way. It was a match made...well, in heaven! ha!
"God Creates Penguins" is now our second book in the series and we're planning to make more and more. Charles always said he saw these books as not only meant for children but also for the parents who read the books to their kids. Think Shrek meets Veggie Tales meets Elephant and Piggy. Jokes and puns only parents would understand, right alongside jokes that the kids will get a kick out of.
God Creates A Butterfly
Not offended but I'm aware it can by something people with dyslexia struggle with. Source - three friends, one in-law and my brother. I've had long conversations with them on the subject and there are just some things that they cannot see and explaining it a billion times doesn't help them at all.
Load More Replies...How can you say that about the woolly bear? Then again, the isabella tiger moth really is nothing special.
God Creates A Human
I like this one, because everyone will assume the loud few ones are the other side.
It's usually the side that refuses to take accountability and refuses to see their at fault. That's a lot of people in general. If you can admit you're not perfect and make mistakes and still learning. It ain't you. ;)
Load More Replies...Charles handles the overall story and jokes, and I focus on the art. We have a great working relationship, similar humor, and both of us push each book (and even each page) to be better and better.
We had a few different goals we wanted to accomplish: cute, funny, and not the typical old white man God. The animals have been relatively straightforward trying to find a balance between scientific drawings and chibi art. Snake was cute, but I really wanted to push myself for "God Creates Penguins". I really love them now. They're my favorite characters I've ever drawn. As for the God character, I really wanted it to be funny first, and with that in mind, sketched out a version of a giant being sitting at a tiny desk in a minuscule office chair. We both loved it so much that it stuck. I decided to make the skin look like a purple galaxy of stars because I thought that was a better representation of a creator being. Seemed magical in a way! Also, we both thought it would be hilarious for them to have glasses. Funny first!
God Creates - Well, Talks To A Unicorn
What about the leopard horses with super long necks and horns that we call giraffes?
Though I remember reading that someone’s kid called rhinos “battle unicorns”…
Rhinos are directly related to horses. Hippos are related to whales. Ergo Rhinos are horses with horns. ERGO ergo they're also unicorns.
God Creates A Dog (Part 2)
I have two favorite parts of the creative process. The first is really just getting the humor sketched out with the jokes (thumbnailing). Getting that first pass with something to look at next to the words is the most fun to me because it feels the most creative. You think about the blocking of the scene, how to make pages different, layout of the text and characters...and then you get to look at the whole thing. It's exciting.
My other favorite part is when my kids read the drafts (and the final product) and laugh and laugh. That's when I know we hit the mark.
God Creates A Cat
I'm seeing the cat that Yzma (Emperor's New Groove) turned into
They needed to have a weakness... They could have tried to rebel against God himself!
Why on dog's green Earth would anyone down vote this?
Load More Replies...It's the combination of ab-so-lutely unmovingly lazy AND fast+agile that makes no sense.
God Creates An Octopus
God Creates A Bat
They actually don’t have bad eyesight they just really can’t see in the dark but they hang out in the dark soooo.
Bat: where am I... SCREEEEEEEEEEEE... Oh I'm at my moms place Mom:SCREEEEEEEEEEE... Oh hey honey.
Bat: am i atleast cute? God: .... well....um....some ppl might think that.... bat: and other? God: ...theyll think you look either evil or ugly as sin.... bat: oh come on!
Yes bat you are cute, only people with ugly minds think you are evil or ugly
Load More Replies...They actually have good eyesight, but they cant tolerate bright lights. Its easier for them to shut their eyes basicly
I never knew I needed this. https://www.google.com/search?q=bats+with+glasses&rlz=1catavm_enus969us970&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=x&ved=2ahukewik9f-kvp_0ahwxk2ofhufocf8q_auoaxoecaeqaw&biw=1139&bih=564&dpr=1.15&surl=1&safe=active&ssui=on
God Creates A Spider
I love spiders. If they didn't eat all the mosquitoes and other stuff that bites me, I would have to
God Creates Ants
My oldest back in the day....was crouched down intensely watching a couple ants in action. Stood up and smashed her foot down and says....Sorry Ants. She was 2
Load More Replies...I want an emotional support ant 🐜 I just have an army of ants that snuggle me
This *almost* makes me sorry for all the ants that I kill, I mean sorry but this is my house 🤷♀️
God Creates A Hermit Crab
Fun fact: hermit crabs are actually very social species. Their well-being depends greatly on interaction with other hermit crabs. It's a bit of a misnomer.
My hermit crabs: imma go from intorvert for a month to interior desinger for n week
God Creates Another Octopus
Octo: so who i hug? God: about that....ppl will fear you n think your some sea monster... octo: :(
Oh s**t I've been on Bored Panda too long, I read release the Karen.... Sorry Karens
Load More Replies...God Creates A Platypus
it's a pun that's supposed to sound like erectile dysfunction (because he isn't able to be a reptile)
Load More Replies...In the Supernatural universe, I am 100% convinced Gabriel had something to do with the platypus.
When I was a wee little one, I went through a farmer's market trying to scream "I'm a reptile!" What I was actually saying was "I'm erectile!"
Plenty of reptiles aren't venomous, and plenty of non-reptiles are, so ...
God Creates A Horse
*horse shopping for shoes* I’m looking for something shiny, maybe with a little bit of a round shape. But not a slip on, I’m looking for something I can nail to my foot.
A pair of flats, please. Round-toed, not pointy.
Load More Replies...Horse: are they comfy shoes? God: well theyll be nailed to you foot horse: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Their hooves, not their feet, there is a distinction
Load More Replies...God Creates A Stingray
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a stingray should be able to swim.
Their flat little bodies are too heavy for the water to push up.
Load More Replies...You killed Steve Irwin. From now on you will be called Water Wasps
God Creates A Jellyfish
I'm so dumb. I started looking up peanut butter fish on Google because I didn't get the joke. Took me way longer than I want to admit, but I did find some tasty sounding recipes
You've made me very happy. I now know about peanut butter and jelly fish.
God Creates A Brown Bear
God Creates A Moth
God Creates A Mermaid
Ah Dad, the God jokes...? I'll see myself out...
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God Creates A Moose
God Creates A Honey Badger
Fun fact: zootopia's story had at one time a honey badger in it. It was a friend of Nick. She was meant to be a kind of survivalist/anarchist rebelling against shock collars the carnivores were forced to wear. Yeah that story was a lot darker than the buddy cop movie we got.
God Creates A Beetle
“If one could conclude as to the nature of the Creator from a study of creation it would appear that God has an inordinate fondness for stars and beetles.” -- J.B.S. Haldane
God Creates A Sloth
Hold up imma grab that sloth some aloe!! (WAIT CAN SLOTHS USE ALOE?!!)
God Creates A Panda
mean while bruno mars comes out of no where and start singing the lyrucs to just the way you are and this becomes a romatic music video
I love Pandas :). Part of what drew me to this site in the first place.
God Creates The World's Smartest Bird
Raven. Of course the raven would know ... writing... (corvids are frightening and awesome...)
God Creates A Gorilla
The lion lives in the savannah and does not understand the concept of monarchy, but it is the king of the jungle... ok.
Maybe ancient zoologist were early trolls and went: Lazy? Smelly? Makes an awful lot of noise? Is almost useless without its subordinates? Yet eats more and better than anyone else? Badly tempered? Partly inbred? Check to all that. Yep, we found ourselfs an animal like our king!
Load More Replies...God Creates A Kitten
"hang in there baby, Friday's comin" Posters everywhere, back in the day....i think that's what he's referring to
there are posters of kittens hanging in trees with the words 'hang in there' on them
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God Creates A Tree Frog
There's a bunch more on Twitter, and two books! twitter.com/godanimalbooks
Load More Replies...Check out their twitter! There's a bunch more and two books! http://twitter.com/godanimalbooks
Load More Replies...God: theres only 8 legs left Snake: cool me and spider can share God: sorry bro
You're really going to enjoy the book God Creates a Snake. :)
Load More Replies...There's a bunch more on their twitter and even two illustrated children's books! twitter.com/godanimalbooks
Load More Replies...There's a bunch more on Twitter, and two books! twitter.com/godanimalbooks
Load More Replies...Check out their twitter! There's a bunch more and two books! http://twitter.com/godanimalbooks
Load More Replies...God: theres only 8 legs left Snake: cool me and spider can share God: sorry bro
You're really going to enjoy the book God Creates a Snake. :)
Load More Replies...There's a bunch more on their twitter and even two illustrated children's books! twitter.com/godanimalbooks
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