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Don't worry too much about the religion of it all, sometimes it's just wholesome fun to think about how animals would have been created. The God Creating Animals Twitter account and subsequent children's book series tackle this very thing in a series of interviews between God and the animals being created.

It takes place in the Creation Station and in the books, God is illustrated as a huge being made of stars sitting at a tiny desk with a humorously small office chair as they meet these tiny new animals. The animals are curious and cute, and the interactions are always hilarious and wholesome.

These are just a small subset of the hundreds of tweets on the account page, not to mention the two illustrated children's books! If you enjoy these, go check out the page!

The book (tweets) is written by Charles Peterson and illustrated by me!

More info: twitter.com | Instagram (theunderfold) | Instagram (godanimalbooks) | amazon.com | theunderfold.com | Facebook (Underfold Comics) | Facebook (God Creating Animals Books)

Meanwhile at the Creation Station

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God Creates A Dog

God Creates A Dog

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Mad Dragon
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then years later, God said, "I really miss you. Come back to Heaven. I will keep you company while you wait for your human to get here."

Gabby M
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude you slayed me !! Thinking of all my BFs

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CAMAW
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This brought whatever light I had in my body to life

cybermerlin2000
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That brought a happy lump to my throat

Kona Pake
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately, too many don’t deserve you.

butthurtAmerican
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then why give them such a f*****g short lifespan, God? eh? God if s/he exists is an asshole.

Jesse HogiesAngel
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

god: but unfortunately some people will take your love for granted and may even hurt you. dog: but i will still love them always. pain only lasts a little while God: when its to much to bare you will return home to me.

Auntriarch
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So god doesn't know about laboratories, greyhound racing, dog fighting, I could go on...

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My name is Brian Russell and I'm a cartoonist and illustrator. I've been making webcomics for 14 years, been married for 15, and have 3 amazing kids. My art and humor have evolved over the years and I couldn't be more pleased than to be an illustrator for children's books that are so funny and full of humor.

I haven't experimented too much with different artforms other than assorted pens and pencils before acquiring a digital drawing tablet. I had the dream to become a cartoonist for newspapers when I was in middle school. I wanted to make a comic about Tech Support people based on my dad and some of the people I knew at the time. Funny enough, I've come a bit full circle there and many of my comics are about working in tech support in some fashion.

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    #2

    God Creates A Cow

    God Creates A Cow

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    Melissa Gallo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think God can spell properly... ("your baby")

    Quinn Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That's it - I'm making your flesh delicious for that last one."

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughtose intolerant ok im using this on ppl lacking humor

    BK Jan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dairy cows would says, please stop stealing my babies and killing my sons. Other cows would beg, please stop murdering us.

    Caffeinated Hedgehog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God: Your meat is now delicious for humans.

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    #3

    God Creates A Whale

    God Creates A Whale

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    Elizabeth Sundby
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the last part. it sounds like if the whale had a tail like a dog, it would be wagging it <3

    Cathy Jo Baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's it. Splashy water bats for me, instead of plain old whales.

    Sarah Sorbel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Splashiest water bat! hahahahaha

    Nicole Cabrera
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this so much!! Water bat. <3

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    The story of the book "God Creating Animals" started when Charles Peterson reached out to me to illustrate a tweet of his. His writing and my art styles really just synced up. We collaborated on a few other comics in a similar fashion, and one day he approached me about creating a larger project that he said my art was what he saw when he thought of it.

    He had written a series of "God Creating Animal" tweets and had expanded one into a children's book-length story about a snake learning all about himself. That was "God Creates a Snake". It was great because we were able to give some animal facts, and still be very funny along the way. It was a match made...well, in heaven! ha!

    "God Creates Penguins" is now our second book in the series and we're planning to make more and more. Charles always said he saw these books as not only meant for children but also for the parents who read the books to their kids. Think Shrek meets Veggie Tales meets Elephant and Piggy. Jokes and puns only parents would understand, right alongside jokes that the kids will get a kick out of.

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    #4

    God Creates A Butterfly

    God Creates A Butterfly

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    Sans
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Spider Man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ima Christian and I am in love with this

    Don't Look
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of them are just way too fuzzy to be ugly.

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    Momogi
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    4 years ago

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    I'm sorry to say this, and I'm truly sorry in case someone is offended, but I think it's not really that hard to learn the difference between your and you're... I'm not even good in grammar and English is not my first language but it bugs me for some reason.

    Joey Marlin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not offended but I'm aware it can by something people with dyslexia struggle with. Source - three friends, one in-law and my brother. I've had long conversations with them on the subject and there are just some things that they cannot see and explaining it a billion times doesn't help them at all.

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    Paradise
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God: And let's add more insult to injury, make lifespan short.

    Don't Look
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you say that about the woolly bear? Then again, the isabella tiger moth really is nothing special.

    Kyan Q
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaa bad attitude bad reaction

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    Angel : Only half? God : No... More. Much more.

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    #5

    God Creates A Human

    God Creates A Human

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Can't you shut them up?"

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this one, because everyone will assume the loud few ones are the other side.

    Stephanie Keith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's usually the side that refuses to take accountability and refuses to see their at fault. That's a lot of people in general. If you can admit you're not perfect and make mistakes and still learning. It ain't you. ;)

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    I I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sad thing is they're still raping the land for profit and we all get to suffer for that one

    Printerman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only it were a small few, though.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why, dude? Why do those small few have to be so dang loud?

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like it's the opposite. Seems like only a small few care about the world.

    Will Lanni
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LIKE THIS ONE LALALALA...etc

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    Charles handles the overall story and jokes, and I focus on the art. We have a great working relationship, similar humor, and both of us push each book (and even each page) to be better and better.

    We had a few different goals we wanted to accomplish: cute, funny, and not the typical old white man God. The animals have been relatively straightforward trying to find a balance between scientific drawings and chibi art. Snake was cute, but I really wanted to push myself for "God Creates Penguins". I really love them now. They're my favorite characters I've ever drawn. As for the God character, I really wanted it to be funny first, and with that in mind, sketched out a version of a giant being sitting at a tiny desk in a minuscule office chair. We both loved it so much that it stuck. I decided to make the skin look like a purple galaxy of stars because I thought that was a better representation of a creator being. Seemed magical in a way! Also, we both thought it would be hilarious for them to have glasses. Funny first!

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    #6

    God Creates - Well, Talks To A Unicorn

    God Creates - Well, Talks To A Unicorn

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    HooowlAtTheMoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the leopard horses with super long necks and horns that we call giraffes?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though I remember reading that someone’s kid called rhinos “battle unicorns”…

    Quinn Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rhinos are directly related to horses. Hippos are related to whales. Ergo Rhinos are horses with horns. ERGO ergo they're also unicorns.

    K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are just brilliant.

    Iara Ra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rhinos are overweight unicorns

    John Dilligaf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so how does He explain the platypus?

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    #7

    God Creates A Dog (Part 2)

    God Creates A Dog (Part 2)

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    LONECOOLMAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss my Gunner so much! Crying right now.....

    Sinéad Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans could learn a lot from Dogs for sure.

    Hunter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then the dog is sent to china...

    Elizabeth Sundby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every single person on this earth should see this <3

    cybermerlin2000
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happy throat lump was accompanied by a tear

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    I have two favorite parts of the creative process. The first is really just getting the humor sketched out with the jokes (thumbnailing). Getting that first pass with something to look at next to the words is the most fun to me because it feels the most creative. You think about the blocking of the scene, how to make pages different, layout of the text and characters...and then you get to look at the whole thing. It's exciting.

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    My other favorite part is when my kids read the drafts (and the final product) and laugh and laugh. That's when I know we hit the mark.

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    #8

    God Creates A Cat

    God Creates A Cat

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that the cat is always the boss even with God😅😅😅😅

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm seeing the cat that Yzma (Emperor's New Groove) turned into

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They needed to have a weakness... They could have tried to rebel against God himself!

    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are no cat skeletons in the trees.

    PopscotchM
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cats are my favourite animal and now you know why :)

    Hunter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 2 : endure blood and agony from a pissed cat

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago

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    *snort-laugh* and there went my morning cuppa over the keyboard.

    Michael Fuhry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on dog's green Earth would anyone down vote this?

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    Bill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat: I believe you are in my seat God

    Sinéad Quinn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Angel to God: "Cat's man" big sigh..

    Marcellus II
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the combination of ab-so-lutely unmovingly lazy AND fast+agile that makes no sense.

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    #9

    God Creates An Octopus

    God Creates An Octopus

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    Ozymandias73
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can assume that was after creating the centi- and millipedes

    Tyler Six
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He ain't ever losing another vote again

    parmadillo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got the camouflage and venom without even asking!

    Verena Abt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No she's not. He laughs best that laughs last.

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait until eight snakes unite to form Octosnake!

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i guess god gave the venom to the snake out of pity?

    Auntriarch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it means he's got feet coming out of his head

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    #10

    God Creates A Bat

    God Creates A Bat

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    Liam Tranum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They actually don’t have bad eyesight they just really can’t see in the dark but they hang out in the dark soooo.

    JACOB CHRISTOPHER
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bat: where am I... SCREEEEEEEEEEEE... Oh I'm at my moms place Mom:SCREEEEEEEEEEE... Oh hey honey.

    H Moore
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bats can in fact see quite well using their eyes. ... their overall vision is better than humans during dawn and dusk.

    AngelWingsYT
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bat: am i atleast cute? God: .... well....um....some ppl might think that.... bat: and other? God: ...theyll think you look either evil or ugly as sin.... bat: oh come on!

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes bat you are cute, only people with ugly minds think you are evil or ugly

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    Verena Abt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so cute! I just pictured a bat with glasses.

    Potato fries
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They actually have good eyesight, but they cant tolerate bright lights. Its easier for them to shut their eyes basicly

    Glirpy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’ll carry diseases that make other animals sick. But, you’ll also eat insects that carry other diseases, so it all balances out.

    Maya Forbes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never knew I needed this. https://www.google.com/search?q=bats+with+glasses&rlz=1catavm_enus969us970&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=x&ved=2ahukewik9f-kvp_0ahwxk2ofhufocf8q_auoaxoecaeqaw&biw=1139&bih=564&dpr=1.15&surl=1&safe=active&ssui=on

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    #11

    God Creates A Spider

    God Creates A Spider

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago

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    *snort-laugh* ... I can see the black widows in my area suddenly flexing...

    Hunter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt it can pay its electric bill ( who gets it?)

    Verena Abt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love spiders. If they didn't eat all the mosquitoes and other stuff that bites me, I would have to

    Sheila Stamey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they do! They eat all the bugs!

    Glirpy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Spider-Man is older than spiders?

    #12

    God Creates Ants

    God Creates Ants

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    Gabby M
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My oldest back in the day....was crouched down intensely watching a couple ants in action. Stood up and smashed her foot down and says....Sorry Ants. She was 2

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    Liam Tranum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want an emotional support ant 🐜 I just have an army of ants that snuggle me

    Kyan Q
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    alright i love this perosn that makes them they are just so wholesome

    Amy Mo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is any animal, at some point…❤️😉

    BookCrazyTeen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This *almost* makes me sorry for all the ants that I kill, I mean sorry but this is my house 🤷‍♀️

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    #13

    God Creates A Hermit Crab

    God Creates A Hermit Crab

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    Emmie Jensen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: hermit crabs are actually very social species. Their well-being depends greatly on interaction with other hermit crabs. It's a bit of a misnomer.

    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he have netflix in his shell

    Henry Russell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hermit crab is the mascot for all introverts now

    best turtle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wonder if thats the same with turtles

    AngelWingsYT
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hermit crabs: imma go from intorvert for a month to interior desinger for n week

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God: You have to use other people's shells now.

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    #14

    God Creates Another Octopus

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    Mpkfighter Plays
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stealth: 100 (anyone get the reference?)

    AngelWingsYT
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Octo: so who i hug? God: about that....ppl will fear you n think your some sea monster... octo: :(

    Auntriarch
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh s**t I've been on Bored Panda too long, I read release the Karen.... Sorry Karens

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    This deserves to become a fanart.

    moose man
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think the octopi should have a name that is 8 letters long

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    4 years ago

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    #15

    God Creates A Platypus

    God Creates A Platypus

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    Mark and Elmo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God: That's not what I'm trying to-

    cybermerlin2000
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *God puts down bong and giggles* Ducks beak and webbed feet!

    Display Name
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a pun that's supposed to sound like erectile dysfunction (because he isn't able to be a reptile)

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    Analyn Lahr
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the Supernatural universe, I am 100% convinced Gabriel had something to do with the platypus.

    Beaver boi🦫🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a wee little one, I went through a farmer's market trying to scream "I'm a reptile!" What I was actually saying was "I'm erectile!"

    Devil's Advocate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plenty of reptiles aren't venomous, and plenty of non-reptiles are, so ...

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    #16

    God Creates A Horse

    God Creates A Horse

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    Rebekah Tracy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *horse shopping for shoes* I’m looking for something shiny, maybe with a little bit of a round shape. But not a slip on, I’m looking for something I can nail to my foot.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pair of flats, please. Round-toed, not pointy.

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    AngelWingsYT
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horse: are they comfy shoes? God: well theyll be nailed to you foot horse: ARE YOU KIDDING ME

    A Person
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just wanna recommend Jim Gaffigan’s horse bit! It is hysterical!

    Eleni Aggeliki
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I need to read about the Rabbit...

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    We protect their feet by sticking nails in them, though.

    Ian Kelly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their hooves, not their feet, there is a distinction

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    #17

    God Creates A Stingray

    God Creates A Stingray

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    Pumpkin Spice
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will now call them waterbees-

    Ali Sherlock
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stingray = majestic sea flap flap

    Lukyan Terdal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a stingray should be able to swim.

    Spikey boi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their flat little bodies are too heavy for the water to push up.

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    cybermerlin2000
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You killed Steve Irwin. From now on you will be called Water Wasps

    best turtle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i will now fear them even more then i already do

    CheeseGod04
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I love stingrays :)

    Muzi Hu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no you are a majestic sea flap flap, sorry to dissapoint you

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    #18

    God Creates A Jellyfish

    God Creates A Jellyfish

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    Bobby
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so dumb. I started looking up peanut butter fish on Google because I didn't get the joke. Took me way longer than I want to admit, but I did find some tasty sounding recipes

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God: Also you're full of pain juice and sh*t out of your mouth.

    Beta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their child is called a pb&j fish

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now they just need to be bread, and we'll have lots more!

    parmadillo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Endemic to the sandwich islands

    Glen MacLeod
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've made me very happy. I now know about peanut butter and jelly fish.

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    #19

    God Creates A Brown Bear

    God Creates A Brown Bear

    GodAnimalBooks Report

    Scarlett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw! (And coming in first place, the bear from Annihilation, who wins the most terrifying bear contest)

    13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shardik. 70 foot tall cyborg bear gone mad.

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    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also very first Dad joke! He is our Father!!!!

    #20

    God Creates A Moth

    God Creates A Moth

    GodAnimalBooks Report

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    #21

    God Creates A Mermaid

    God Creates A Mermaid

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    Jess Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😑 oh my god. Or as Jesus says, “oh my dad”

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    #22

    God Creates Polar Bears

    God Creates Polar Bears

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    Mpkfighter Plays
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arctic fox trots by* AAA it’s a GOX

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he should be more terrified of geese

    #23

    God Creates A Moose

    God Creates A Moose

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plural moose should be meese. And plural fish should be foosh.

    #24

    God Creates A Honey Badger

    God Creates A Honey Badger

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    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honey badger the walking black airforce unit

    Sinéad Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a s#!?

    H Moore
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bees can and do hurt them, some have died after too many stings, they're just persistent

    Willowbilly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, Betty White said it first! Honey Badger doesn’t give a s***.

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: zootopia's story had at one time a honey badger in it. It was a friend of Nick. She was meant to be a kind of survivalist/anarchist rebelling against shock collars the carnivores were forced to wear. Yeah that story was a lot darker than the buddy cop movie we got.

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    #25

    God Creates A Beetle

    God Creates A Beetle

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    Lukyan Terdal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got Blue Beetle, who by the way is getting a solo movie.

    Ben Steinberg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “If one could conclude as to the nature of the Creator from a study of creation it would appear that God has an inordinate fondness for stars and beetles.” -- J.B.S. Haldane

    OhForSmegSake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got Bertie Beatle. I'm delicious!

    GlipGlop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse God, you could've been Yoko...

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    #26

    God Creates A Sloth

    God Creates A Sloth

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    Candace Alagappan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold up imma grab that sloth some aloe!! (WAIT CAN SLOTHS USE ALOE?!!)

    Rockstar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg this one tho...my class thinks i'm insane for laughing at a chem assignment

    Laurie F. Daut
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The. Best.

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I read that in Stewie Griffin's voice

    #27

    God Creates A Panda

    God Creates A Panda

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    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mean while bruno mars comes out of no where and start singing the lyrucs to just the way you are and this becomes a romatic music video

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Pandas :). Part of what drew me to this site in the first place.

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    #28

    God Creates The World's Smartest Bird

    God Creates The World's Smartest Bird

    GodAnimalBooks Report

    Bobby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read something recently about some study that implies ravens would be the most likely species to develope similar to us if we weren't in the picture

    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raven. Of course the raven would know ... writing... (corvids are frightening and awesome...)

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you are also named after one of the hottest super heros ever

    #29

    God Creates A Gorilla

    God Creates A Gorilla

    GodAnimalBooks Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lion lives in the savannah and does not understand the concept of monarchy, but it is the king of the jungle... ok.

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe ancient zoologist were early trolls and went: Lazy? Smelly? Makes an awful lot of noise? Is almost useless without its subordinates? Yet eats more and better than anyone else? Badly tempered? Partly inbred? Check to all that. Yep, we found ourselfs an animal like our king!

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    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, and humans will chop off your hands as souvenirs....

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion ain't around..."

    H Moore
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HUmans decided lions were king, misunderstanding their behaviour originally

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    #30

    God Creates A Kitten

    God Creates A Kitten

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    Karla Littke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "hang in there baby, Friday's comin" Posters everywhere, back in the day....i think that's what he's referring to

    13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHA! This is genius! Why's it stuck at the bottom??

    Sans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there are posters of kittens hanging in trees with the words 'hang in there' on them

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    H Moore
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if god made animals, why put the recreation area through the plumbing?

    #31

    God Creates A Penguin

    God Creates A Penguin

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    Lukyan Terdal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's weird. I don't recall mating for life recently...

    #32

    God Creates A Tree Frog

    God Creates A Tree Frog

    GodAnimalBooks Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    But He was offended, so he used the frogs to mess with the Egyptians.