45 Accurate Work Memes To Enjoy On Your 5th Coffee Break

Explain why the last one quit also.

I had an employer literally announce at the X-mas party that they had done record business for the year, and not 15 minutes later tell everyone that for the first time there would be no X-mas bonus. Record business, no mulah for you.

Interpretive dance is me curled up in the corner whimpering.

This is going to ruin the tour.

I can confirm...

its one of those u have to mirror

Had a boss who's favorite line was :"I don't need people who want to do 8 and hit the gate", only to be fired later for stealing from the company

Oh they will never admit it

I learned management skills while I was brain dead.

Yeah right...

*le gasp*

Hes not lying...

Why is this so true

teenage mutant ninja ogre...

SANDOG STORM! RUN!

False! he was 17 or 18 when he was first documented doing that. This person is confusing the mass impalement field by the Battle of Târgoviște (23,000 mass impaled) with his overall impaling

Why is this true

I admire your enthusiasm. That'll be gone by next week.

And not quitting

mola pls

"You need to send us your resume, and fill out this application with the same information, yet in the interview we'll ask you questions that make it painfully clear that we never bothered to read either one."

Harsh truth

*every Man

Well, if they aren't going to pay overtime, why should you stay later?

This is why the 'poor' executives get an parachute 😣

i'll just take the pizza and use it to persuade people to join my union. Edit: I will have all flavours of pizza, including dietary options. And a jar of pineapple so you can put some on if you really want

Yepp

YUP. This was my experience in corporate. 100%

hmmmm, i wonder who it is?

Yes! And everybody is thrilled, excited, delighted, inspired.... one would believe they talk about an amazing holiday, not work!

🤣😭

Yep

(And the rest of the shift)

The older I get, the closer I feel to Costanza.

Accurate

Agreed...

And higher salaries but nooo, stay loyal😑

Walks straight ahead*

break the circle !

No matter what the employer likes... it's not illegal to discuss your wage with a coworker. It's illegal to tell your employees they can't talk about their wages.

Thats what families do...

Then quit...? Oh wait money...

I was hoping this template was gonna be there

and you end up as a garbage man in the south pole

I mean, it could work, or you could get charged with assault, it's a 50/50

Woah woah chill

I wanna do this

Le me😏

Yes...

🤣

YALL GETTING PIZZA?!

Me pretending I'm going to cook dinner; and clean the house.

Then realizes...

😑

Bye Bye

The riot will scalate fast.

Why use Bernie for that??

Gotta give all the extra stuff up, work like crazy for 30 plus years then you can start doing the extra stuff; maybe!!

tRuSt Me

Sardonic smile.

Yep

So true

How is that even legal? The work assignment, I mean

My bank account responds: "Ooh, have you thought about putting some more limits on yourself?"