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If ‘Selling Sunset’ taught us anything, it’s that first impressions matter. A lot. The real estate market is so chaotic and bizarre now that it no longer makes sense in many parts of the world. But no matter the price point or particular property, you want to leave the best possible impression on your prospective clients. Right? Well, not everyone got the memo.

The Bored Panda team has scoured the internet and curated this list of the very worst, weirdest, and funniest real estate listings. Here, the realtors clearly forgot that their goal was to, you know, actually sell houses. Scroll down for a good laugh, lots of cringing, and plenty of wondering why bad properties are so gosh darn expensive.

#1

That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

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1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The family that eats together, poops together.

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    #2

    Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is

    Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is

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    Teutonic Disaster
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Redneck engineering at its finest. Bonus points if the fridge is actually plugged in and still works.

    #3

    We All Think So

    We All Think So

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    Kristiina Männiste
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can really earn that much on the streets of Rome to pay that rent??

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    If you haven’t yet realized that the real estate market is completely bonkers in some parts of the world, all you have to do is take a glance at what’s happening in California. Specifically, in San Francisco.

    The artificial intelligence industry’s continued rise and spread has completely shifted the property situation in the city. As The Guardian reports, “San Francisco’s AI boom has buyers spending unprecedented amounts of money on homes – much more than sellers are asking for.”

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    #4

    Two Words: Stiletto Tub

    Two Words: Stiletto Tub

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    #5

    Breakfast Bath

    Breakfast Bath

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    Teutonic Disaster
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, it's called a BAR space, not a BATH space!!

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    #6

    Check Out This Utterly Insane Listing

    Check Out This Utterly Insane Listing

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    A recent analysis by brokerage Compass found that more than 140 San Francisco homes sold for at least $1 million above their asking price in the first half of 2026, with 44 of those properties being sold in June.

    Or, as Compass’s chief economist Mike Simonsen put it, the demand for homes in this price range is “absolutely bananas.”

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    Simonsen emphasized that this upwards trend in prices is “of course related to the AI boom. It’s migration and hiring, as well as preparing for mega IPOs.”

    San Francisco is home to the headquarters of both OpenAI and Anthropic, which have filed to go public on the US stock market. The Guardian reports that their valuations are approaching $1 trillion.

    #7

    If That Thing Gets Accidentally Hoovered Up It Could Damage The Vacuum Cleaner

    If That Thing Gets Accidentally Hoovered Up It Could Damage The Vacuum Cleaner

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    Teutonic Disaster
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dare you to walk around barefooted in that room, especially with the lights out.

    #8

    Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate

    Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate

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    #9

    When Space Is Scarce, It Makes Total Sense

    When Space Is Scarce, It Makes Total Sense

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    Earonn -
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh, capitalism. Where hygiene means nothing anymore.

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    With the promise of new SF-based multimillionaires hovering in the air, there is soaring demand for fancy homes.

    As per Compass’s new report, single-family home prices in San Francisco have risen by roughly 17% year over year. Meanwhile, inventory has dropped a whopping 45%. In other words, there’s too much demand and not enough supply, therefore, prices are going bonkers.

    #10

    Imagine The D&d Campaigns

    Imagine The D&d Campaigns

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    Teutonic Disaster
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's that one of the castles that Nicholas Cage had to sell when he was broke? Btw, the first one on this list that I would buy if money were no object.

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    #11

    $1 Mil In Texas Buys You 8 Bedrooms, 10 Bathrooms, And A Scale Replica Of Christ The Redeemer

    $1 Mil In Texas Buys You 8 Bedrooms, 10 Bathrooms, And A Scale Replica Of Christ The Redeemer

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    #12

    This Jail House Rocks!

    This Jail House Rocks!

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    Teutonic Disaster
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    57 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the local neighbourhood s&m/swinger club could make good use of that. Minus the ehh... pizza oven, one would hope.

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    In San Francisco, the median price for a single-family home has risen from $1.7 million to $2.2 million. Meanwhile, houses stay an average of 18 days on the market, which shows just how much demand there is for properties.

    “AI and tech-driven demand has created aggressive bidding wars on the scarce inventory,” Compass’s report notes.

    “Skyrocketing rents are back in the norm.”

    #13

    Spice Up Your Morning With An Unexpected Trip To The Ground Floor

    Spice Up Your Morning With An Unexpected Trip To The Ground Floor

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    #14

    Surprise!

    Surprise!

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    43Duckies
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read previously that in this specific case, this is intended as an emergency exit only. Not unlike a fire escape on the side of a building.

    #15

    After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704

    After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704

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    52 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At that point, just set it on fire and burn it to the ground.

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    Meanwhile, the recent report also points out that the housing market is “increasingly segmented by income tier and proximity to AI-driven employment centers.”

    Bizarrely enough, according to Simonsen, other tech hubs across the United States have not seen a similar trend of overbidding for property.

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    #16

    An Interesting Alternative To Coffee And Cigars

    An Interesting Alternative To Coffee And Cigars

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    33 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah nothing like bonking your head against the ceiling before dinner

    #17

    Are Coins In A Toilet Seat Considered Dirty Money?

    Are Coins In A Toilet Seat Considered Dirty Money?

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    Teutonic Disaster
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    49 minutes ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the owners couldn't decide on one ghastly bathroom design, so they went with "All of them, Katie."

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    #18

    Y’know, Personally, I Don’t Think They Have Enough Hats

    Y’know, Personally, I Don’t Think They Have Enough Hats

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    According to real estate firm Redfin, San Francisco had the highest increase in the median sales price of homes in the US from a year earlier.

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    SF reported a spike of 10% in April, compared to the year before.

    “What’s different this time is that the benefits or the prosperity of AI seems much more concentrated. It’s not that everybody is going out and buying homes,” noted Daryl Fairweather, the chief economist at Redfin.

    #19

    This House Reeks Of Hairspray And Trickle-Down Economics

    This House Reeks Of Hairspray And Trickle-Down Economics

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    Kristiina Männiste
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is amazing how one thing can look so expensive and so cheap at the same time

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    #20

    I Think 90’s Greco-Roman Maximalism Needs To Make A Comeback

    I Think 90’s Greco-Roman Maximalism Needs To Make A Comeback

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    #21

    This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar

    This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar

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    Meanwhile, CNN emphasizes that the housing affordability crisis in the US is a complex problem.

    “It is the result of years of underbuilding, restrictive local zoning, rising demand and policy decisions and, in many cases, policy inaction.”

    The issue has its roots in the years following the 2008 financial crisis, when “homebuilding has lagged, creating a housing shortage that has pushed prices higher.”

    #22

    If M C Escher Had Tried Interior Design

    If M C Escher Had Tried Interior Design

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    #23

    If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool

    If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool

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    Ubik
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought she was in Washington?

    #24

    "Abitabile"

    "Abitabile"

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    What didn’t help the supply situation was that more and more people and companies saw homes as investments, not places to live.

    “Following the 2008 housing meltdown, private equity firms such as Blackstone bought thousands of single-family homes at bargain prices and turned them into rentals. In the years after the pandemic, when interest rates fell to historic lows, the housing market erupted. Bidding wars broke out among everyday buyers and home prices surged. Institutional investors picked up the pace of buying in those years, as well,” CNN writes.

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    #25

    Underground And Without Windows, But It Is Already Furnished

    Underground And Without Windows, But It Is Already Furnished

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    Kristiina Männiste
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the landlord will let you out if you wish to leave right? Right?!

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    #26

    The Open Bathroom Is Stunning

    The Open Bathroom Is Stunning

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    #27

    A Greenhouse With A House Growing Inside!

    A Greenhouse With A House Growing Inside!

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just can't wait for the next hailstorm.

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    Now, US lawmakers have passed the bipartisan 21st Century Road to Housing Act, which aims to tackle housing affordability.

    “The law primarily aims to tackle America’s housing affordability problem by increasing supply. It includes provisions that promote manufactured housing (homes built in factories) and office-to-apartment conversions. It also would authorize a pilot program to offer grants and forgivable loans to fix older homes that have fallen into disrepair,” CNN explains.

    #28

    You Go Ahead, I’ll Wait Til I’ve Moved Out

    You Go Ahead, I’ll Wait Til I’ve Moved Out

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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what need me and hubs some h look

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    #29

    Oh The Fear Of Coming In Here At Night, In The Dark

    Oh The Fear Of Coming In Here At Night, In The Dark

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    43Duckies
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the layers of toilet plume all over those impossible to fully clean surfaces. 😖

    #30

    "Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?"

    "Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?"

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    Once you’ve looked through these photos and upvoted the ones that you enjoyed hating the most and hated to love, you can join the discussion with all the other readers in the comments.

    Which of these listings do you think were genuinely the worst of the worst? On the flip side, were there any homes that you thought didn’t deserve the hate?

    What are the most bizarre listings you’ve personally ever come across when looking to buy or rent a home?

    Do you have any real estate nightmare stories? Let us know.

    #31

    I Wish This Was An April Fool’s Joke

    I Wish This Was An April Fool’s Joke

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    #32

    I Wonder What D-Tier Magician Lived In This One

    I Wonder What D-Tier Magician Lived In This One

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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the bed and those high back gothic chairs

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    #33

    Mirror Mirror On The Wall… And Everywhere Else

    Mirror Mirror On The Wall… And Everywhere Else

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    #34

    Never Have I Been So Threatened By A Group Of Bonsai Trees

    Never Have I Been So Threatened By A Group Of Bonsai Trees

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    #35

    “We Have Bridgerton At Home.” The Bridgerton At Home

    “We Have Bridgerton At Home.” The Bridgerton At Home

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    David Paterson
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit sad this. The last vestiges of old money, this furniture used to belong in a palace.

    #36

    They Rolled Out The Red Carpet For Us… Everywhere

    They Rolled Out The Red Carpet For Us… Everywhere

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    David Paterson
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, should cover up the bloodstains quite nicely.

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    #37

    Where’s The Moat?

    Where’s The Moat?

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    1 hour ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs more cannons on the roof.

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    #38

    Never At A Loss For Words

    Never At A Loss For Words

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    David Paterson
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    1 hour ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not how you spell Anime. I think this is meant to be a list of Exes.

    #40

    Elegance From Another Era

    Elegance From Another Era

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    #41

    Elephant In The Room

    Elephant In The Room

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    Francois
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the elephant? Behind the RHINO?

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    #42

    Terraced House Looks Normal From The Outside As It Hits Market For £120k… But Hides Bizarre Feature On Its Landing

    Terraced House Looks Normal From The Outside As It Hits Market For £120k… But Hides Bizarre Feature On Its Landing

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    #43

    Interior Design Influencers Are Already Predicting A Strong Year For Images Of Dogs Printed On A Towel Hung Over The Only Window In A Wooden Room

    Interior Design Influencers Are Already Predicting A Strong Year For Images Of Dogs Printed On A Towel Hung Over The Only Window In A Wooden Room

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    #44

    Skilled Use Of Image Editing Software Can Help Make Unfurnished Properties Look Far Worse

    Skilled Use Of Image Editing Software Can Help Make Unfurnished Properties Look Far Worse

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    #45

    A House That Screams, "We Have So Much Money That We Literally Have No Idea What To Do With All Of Our Money". Are Those Emmy Awards In The Bathroom?

    A House That Screams, "We Have So Much Money That We Literally Have No Idea What To Do With All Of Our Money". Are Those Emmy Awards In The Bathroom?

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    Kristiina Männiste
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks lovely to me. A headache to clean but if you can afford this you can afford service

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    #46

    This Is The Funniest Use Of Digital Grass I Have Seen

    This Is The Funniest Use Of Digital Grass I Have Seen

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    #47

    This House Has No Water In The Crawlspace, Guaranteed

    This House Has No Water In The Crawlspace, Guaranteed

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    #48

    C Is For Cat, And Also For Certifiable

    C Is For Cat, And Also For Certifiable

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    #49

    At First Glance I Thought It Was The Wardrobe

    At First Glance I Thought It Was The Wardrobe

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    #50

    A Space-Saving Solution That, I'm Sure, We Would All Have Liked To Think Of!

    A Space-Saving Solution That, I'm Sure, We Would All Have Liked To Think Of!

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    #51

    A Great Alternative To Camping!

    A Great Alternative To Camping!

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    David Paterson
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now just install some phase array radar on the sides.

    #52

    For Very Little People

    For Very Little People

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    #53

    "Registered As A Laboratory, It's Perfect To Live In"

    "Registered As A Laboratory, It's Perfect To Live In"

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    #54

    Bovine Scarecrow Dressed As Middle Aged Woman Looking For Bovine Scarecrow Dressed As Middle Aged Man For Fun Times And Maybe More

    Bovine Scarecrow Dressed As Middle Aged Woman Looking For Bovine Scarecrow Dressed As Middle Aged Man For Fun Times And Maybe More

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    #55

    This Clown House Could Be Yours

    This Clown House Could Be Yours

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    #56

    Dinner Will Be Served In The Garage, After Which You’re Welcome To Join Us In The Shed For Drinks

    Dinner Will Be Served In The Garage, After Which You’re Welcome To Join Us In The Shed For Drinks

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    #57

    In Greek Mythology, Actaeon Was Transformed Into A Stag And Condemned To Live Forever As A Tasteless Wall Covering

    In Greek Mythology, Actaeon Was Transformed Into A Stag And Condemned To Live Forever As A Tasteless Wall Covering

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    #58

    A Fine Example Of What Happens When You Decide To Paint Your House While Listening To Rave Music

    A Fine Example Of What Happens When You Decide To Paint Your House While Listening To Rave Music

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    #59

    You Have Been Warned!

    You Have Been Warned!

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    #60

    “Swole Zeus Isn’t Real, He Can’t Hurt You” Swole Zeus

    “Swole Zeus Isn’t Real, He Can’t Hurt You” Swole Zeus

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    #61

    I Love When Houses Have Some Tasteful Brass Accents

    I Love When Houses Have Some Tasteful Brass Accents

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    #62

    We’re Leaving Shiplap And Whitewash In 2022. 2025 Is All About The Meat Walls, Baby!

    We’re Leaving Shiplap And Whitewash In 2022. 2025 Is All About The Meat Walls, Baby!

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    #63

    Oh Do I Have A Treat For You Guys Today

    Oh Do I Have A Treat For You Guys Today

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    #64

    Inspired By AI Generated Architecture And Design?

    Inspired By AI Generated Architecture And Design?

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    #65

    Multitask Like Nobody’s Busines

    Multitask Like Nobody’s Busines

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    #66

    Meowowza

    Meowowza

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    #67

    Airbnb?

    Airbnb?

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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Delightfully compact and bijou apartment available in Central London. £5000 pcm, bills extra.

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    #68

    It’s Like When You’re Trying To Build On Sims But Nothing Lined Up Quite Right

    It’s Like When You’re Trying To Build On Sims But Nothing Lined Up Quite Right

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    #69

    1940 Goth House

    1940 Goth House

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    #71

    This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?

    This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?

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    #72

    Funny-Weird-Real-Estate-Pics

    Funny-Weird-Real-Estate-Pics

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    #73

    Some Like It Horrible

    Some Like It Horrible

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    #74

    I’d Like To Be Under The Sea In An Octopus’s Bathroom Beneath The Waves

    I’d Like To Be Under The Sea In An Octopus’s Bathroom Beneath The Waves

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    #75

    Finally, I Can Realize My Dream Of Living Inside Casa Bonita

    Finally, I Can Realize My Dream Of Living Inside Casa Bonita

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    #76

    The Bed Blends In

    The Bed Blends In

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    #77

    What Happens When You Can’t Find The Remote?

    What Happens When You Can’t Find The Remote?

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    #78

    George Costanza House

    George Costanza House

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    #79

    Anybody Got An Iron For The Lawn?

    Anybody Got An Iron For The Lawn?

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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the house I lived in in London, this would have been an improvement.

    #80

    Is It An Altar, Or A Dungeon?

    Is It An Altar, Or A Dungeon?

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    David Paterson
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Garage. You'd pay good money for that in London.

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    #81

    I Found The Set Of The Next Knives Out Movie

    I Found The Set Of The Next Knives Out Movie

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    #82

    Valley Of The Dolls

    Valley Of The Dolls

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