“If I Were President”: 83 Neighbors Who Wrote The Most Absurd, Chaotic And Funny Things On NextDoor (New Pics)

The Nextdoor app, where these posts are from, is basically social media but for people who live in the same area. You join with your real address and are dropped straight into your neighborhood’s feed.

It’s a one-stop location where you can swap local tips, dog‑walker recs, lost‑pet alerts, safety notices, or garage sale deals, and find out the latest deets about your block.

Some use it like a legit community tool, asking for a plumber or warning about storms, while others treat it like the world’s most petty group chat, airing every dumb beef or dog poop situation.

It has over 100 million verified users connected across more than 350,000 neighborhoods in 11 countries. And about 21 million people use the app every week.

Started in 2011 in the US, Nextdoor has time and again reiterated its core mission: “Our purpose is to cultivate a kinder world where everyone has a neighborhood they can rely on.”

During the pandemic, the app was frequently used to identify vulnerable neighbors and organize help.

“It can be really positive. People came together during the pandemic using it, and it’s good for charity and community organization,” says Rita Begum, a Labor councilor in Maida Vale.

A survey found that a large number of people feel closer to their neighbors now than they did before. People also said that getting recommendations or help from locals makes them feel like they belong.

Being connected to your neighbors and the local community actually has real-life benefits, proven by science.

Studies show that neighborhoods with tight social bonds see better physical and mental well‑being among residents, especially older adults.

These people are less likely to feel lonely and report better overall health. They even bounce back quicker from stressful events compared with people who feel disconnected from those around them.

Research suggests that even minor everyday interactions, such as simple small talk during your evening walks or random check‑ins with your neighbor, can build a sense of social cohesion.

But modern apartment living has changed the whole idea of “know thy neighbor.”

In traditional neighborhoods or smaller communities, it’s quite common for people to run into each other on sidewalks, or in parks.

But people living in apartment buildings end up socializing way less than those in walkable, tight-knit neighborhoods, studies show.

Urban lifestyle, architecture that didn’t account for real meeting spaces, and spatial design that prioritizes privacy over shared zones all get in the way.

That’s why these connections now matter more than ever. We’re living more isolated lives than previous generations, with tons of people cooped up in apartments who barely exchange more than a nod at the elevator.

Apps like Nextdoor try to bridge this very gap, giving people a way to trade tips and check in with each other where physical community ties might have faded.

Nextdoor isn’t all serious complaints and panic alerts, sometimes it’s accidental comedy gold as well.

There’s a whole pile of posts people have screenshotted and shared online that are just plain hilarious.

You can find neighbors asking about suspicious-looking ducks or someone offering at-home CPR services… there’s even a person who posted random advice about constipation for some reason.

The platform is kind of like looking at a real‑life sitcom where everyone’s talking in all‑caps and no one’s muted.

It might have started as a local tool, but for tons of people it’s also become a place where they can laugh and share the weird, most random stuff that makes their neighborhood feel alive.

But just like any other social media platform, this app is not devoid of controversies.

In the US, Nextdoor has faced criticism for fueling racial profiling and, as one mayor put it, creating an atmosphere of “paranoid hysteria.”

Experts say the app has replaced the role of local papers. It delivers news almost as it happens, with quick and unedited feedback.

A 2026 study, from the University of Colorado Boulder, found that people who use Nextdoor a lot are more worried about crime and even support tougher policing — even in neighborhoods where crime is actually going down.

Basically, all those crowdsourced hyperlocal posts can make everything feel way scarier than it really is.

The problem is also the fact that some people trust their neighbors, so they’re more likely to take reports of society/crime on the app seriously.

Nextdoor is basically what happens when the whole internet moves into your block. You’ll find your neighbors not just grumbling about trash bins, but turning every little issue into headline-worthy drama.

Posts about trivial stuff like lawn heights or noisy pets can turn into full‑blown arguments. Moderation is quite inconsistent, which leaves some users feeling censored while others go unchecked.

People do use Nextdoor to help with lost pets or find a babysitter, but the other side and the drama of it all is very much real too.

“Nextdoor’s business model is built around retaining audience attention and serving advertisements — it isn't linked to journalistic norms like balance, fairness and verified reporting,” Toby Hopp, an associate advertising professor at University of Colorado Boulder, said.

Another reason why apps like Nextdoor can draw you in so hard is proximity… it’s not just random trolls or comments from strangers on Facebook or TikTok.

When someone complains about something literally happening down your street, it hits different.

Researchers call this the “local paradox.” Even though everyone uses their real names and lives nearby, discussions can get way more heated and emotional than you’d expect.

The conversations sometimes get more toxic than on big social apps because they feel more real and personal.

These posts say something bigger about how we humans crave connection, even in the weirdest, most random ways.

They show how we treat community and create boundaries in a world that’s increasingly digital and isolated. They also remind us that neighborhoods aren’t just about streets or addresses, they’re about real people with real stories.

And maybe, laughing at a neighbor’s duck drama or debating the proper lawn height is one of the strangest yet simplest ways we practice being part of a community.