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iPhone user or not, you've probably heard of the AI assistant called Siri. The voice-activated virtual help has been a staple of the Apple universe since 2010, and this personal assistant grows more and more human-like with every passing year. “In what way,” you might ask. Well, she was originally a simple source of information, presented in a professional, to-the-point manner. But as she has evolved with us, she has taken on some of our traits, most notably humor and sarcasm answering our stupid questions.

People have had the dumbest questions for Siri since the very beginning, and so she has learned how to give equally dumb, and often extremely sassy, replies. Don't believe us? Well, we here at Bored Panda have put together a list of funny things to ask Siri if you want to get a hilariously witty comeback. Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and be sure to give these funny questions a try!

#1

Jeez Siri No Need To Bury Me Six Feet Under

Jeez Siri No Need To Bury Me Six Feet Under

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Michael John Aragon
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you better ask siri where the nearest store is so you can buy some aloe vera for that burn

Ooowlsnap 2
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even a young child could figure that out without the whole cookie thing

Marissa Hagerman
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did this once and got the same answer lol.

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While Siri was born on the iPhone, she is now used across a variety of Apple platforms including iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch, Apple Watch and Apple TV. Siri can now speak 20 languages: Arabic, Chinese, Danish, Dutch, English, Finnish, French, German, Hebrew, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Malay, Norwegian, Portuguese, Russian, Spanish, Swedish, Thai, and Turkish.

Despite this impressive collection of languages, Siri has had struggles with certain accents. The poor Scots had a hilarious time trying to make themselves understood to the artificial intelligence assistant, although that only means that she's just like the rest of us. Dae ye ken whit a mean?


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    #2

    A Conversation With Siri

    A Conversation With Siri

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    FortnitePlayerGirl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Siri is savage!!! YOU JUST GOT BURNED!!!!!!

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She knew what she was doing there.

    Jeanne Wessinger
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m surprised I haven’t done this yet

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    #3

    I Asked Siri Why Fire Trucks Are Red, I Had No Idea!

    I Asked Siri Why Fire Trucks Are Red, I Had No Idea!

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    Melissa Nunya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Siri gets points for quoting Monty Python

    Mini Skafsgaard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best and weirdest answer

    Janine Randall
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She sounds like a second grader reading a report.

    Lu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could argue with that, but it’s be exhausting.

    Susan Modregon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Siri gave me a different answer, Just as funny……”Actually according to the fire dogs I’ve spoken to, they are gray.”

    Cat person
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got "it's probably to match their red lights"

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    Have you fully explored the range of wonders that Siri is capable of? Some of them might surprise you. Here are a few examples of Siri's genius, with thanks to Lifehack.

    Did you know that Siri can post to social media accounts? Make your day easier by simply saying “Post to [Twitter or Facebook]. Siri then asks what you’d like to say. Dictate your post, then send when Siri confirms your message. Keeping in touch has never been easier!

    Siri is also a genius at solving math questions, from the simple calculations to the most complex problems. Ask Siri to solve problems by saying “What is [math question]”. You can also use this feature to help calculate a tip in no time at all. Not only the Siri's answer will tell you how much to tip, but also the total cost of your bill with the tip added.


    #4

    Thank You Siri

    Thank You Siri

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    Magic567
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's what I do every day

    Jeanne Wessinger
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Introvert life. Expect the only thing you stay in front of is the wall

    Sophie Whitbread
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got, “Jump up and down, over and over, shake your fist. Tell people you’re antigravity!”

    Cat person
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got "you could be a disembodied voice" lol

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Siri is a goth heheh who knew 😂👍

    Crep 105
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All fun and games, 'till the police gun ya down.

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    #5

    When Siri Painfully Reminds You How Sad Your Life Is

    When Siri Painfully Reminds You How Sad Your Life Is

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Siri becomes your mom.

    空の夢
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if she became his mom she would probably say something like: see? thats why you should have been married 10 years ago

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    Cat person
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got "about as much as a groundhog could if a groundhog could hog ground"

    Aria FAFAT
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Siri, your job is basically sitting inside a phone until someone needs to ask you a useless question so shut up about people having better things to do 😂

    Ooowlsnap 2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked Siri that and got something else

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yaaay for the contribution, nay for the caption.

    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The great questions in life are always ignored by those of lower intellect.

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    Did you know that Siri can set reminders based on where you are? Make sure Location Services are enabled for Reminders under Settings>Privacy>Location Services. Then, add the locations you need to your contacts. Tell Siri "xxx is my home”. Repeat for work, school or any other frequent location. Now Siri can do reminders for when you leave or arrive somewhere. For example, tell Siri “Remind me to call Donna when I leave work” to have the reminder go off when you’re done with your day.

    Another amazing function that Siri has is helping to save time when looking for an email. For example, ask Siri to “Find email with my new schedule”, or “Find email with Friday’s Documents in the subject line”. You can also use this command to have Siri find emails from certain contacts. Siri can search Twitter too, just ask “Search Twitter for [subject or person]”. Siri immediately responds with a list of relevant tweets, from users across the site.

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    #6

    Siri Got Some Sass

    Siri Got Some Sass

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    Ooowlsnap 2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay I just jumped on in the middle of a loop but that’s um I don’t understand how it is funny or anything like it seems boring to me

    Toasted Applesauce
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comment is 5 years old but its a GoT reference

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    #7

    Wow. Okay. Thanks Siri

    Wow. Okay. Thanks Siri

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    AloofFox
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, believable! She’s very busy, what with having to be ready to talk on 500,000,000 devices.

    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not only that, she's confined in a networked super-computer. I'm not even sure that counts as a body.

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    Kadesha Johnson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mines just replied she'd be a terrible valentine but an awesome wing person and gave me pick up lines

    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rasputin. The sentient AI from Semper Mars (who doesn't like Space Marines?)

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    Ooowlsnap 2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True she’s very busy having to Be ready to talk with a ton of people at the same time let alone talk with a few at the same time too

    Migue Avendaño
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    having plans on Valentine´s day doesn´t mean you have date! Siri???

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's probably planning to wash her hair.

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    Siri connects to Yelp when you want to find out about a restaurant, however she can also access the online restaurant-reservation service OpenTable. This allows you to book reservations directly. You can tell Siri to make a reservation at a restaurant by saying “Make a reservation for tonight at 7pm at xxx.” Siri will tell you what's available on the restaurant's OpenTable page. Your location will help to find which restaurant you’re looking for, so Siri will look for matches in the area where you are currently based.

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    #8

    Playing With Siri Can Sometimes Be Dangerous

    Playing With Siri Can Sometimes Be Dangerous

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    AloofFox
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knowing my clumsiness, I probably would have hit send by mistake XD

    Elfmonkey
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *jokes around* .. *accidentally send message* Mum: "Oh, I've always known!"

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    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be funny if Siri sent the message without asking, and then said, "That's how!"

    AngelWings
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Siri: your message has been sent Wait...WHAT!?!?

    Teresa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s only one step away from being sent- waaay too close for comfort!

    Bill
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All if life's big moments should be shared by text.

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    #9

    Asked Siri If She Had A Boyfriend. She Got Real

    Asked Siri If She Had A Boyfriend. She Got Real

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    AloofFox
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Siri *clap* don’t *clap* need *clap* no *clap* man!

    Lena Hudson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ikr? But it's proof she is smarter than most if us. Been there, done that and she's wise enough to agree with Einstein that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

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    FortnitePlayerGirl
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you win, Siri. Indeed, you spoke the truth.

    AngelWings
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Siri ya good sweetie? You dont seem good

    Zachariah Brown
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I slipped recklessly and broke my collarbone. looking back on it, I should have slipped carefully.

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    Finally, another interesting thing that Siri can do is to give information on the planes flying above you right now. Just ask "what flights are above me right now" to see a complete list of planes, the airlines and aircraft types. Siri even gives the flight numbers too, so you can find out exactly where these flights are headed! Not exactly a critical function for everyday life, but fun to impress kids or any aviation enthusiasts you might know.

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    #10

    Talk Dirty To Me

    Talk Dirty To Me

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    Isabella Rabb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i said siri talk dirty to me and she said that the carpet needs vacuuming ha ha ha ha

    Ooowlsnap 2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It said something different to me

    Reilly Beryll
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laundry, dishes, cigarette butts. . .

    Brandie Litchfield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once answered this same question as; dishes, laundry, windows

    Zann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need to reframe the question.lol...

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    #11

    What The Hell Siri

    What The Hell Siri

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She knows all your secrets.

    Nick Sady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always imagine Siri to be like when Helena Bonham Carter was the face of Skynet in one of the later Terminator films. She creeps me out.

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even an electronic device - with a female voice gets bullying d**k pics.

    Elisabeth Bergbom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #sadlife when you've got nobody so you have to ask Siri (and she's already on cloud nine with 500,000,000 others)

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    #12

    What I Do When I’m A Little Bored, Call On Siri For Her Sage Advice

    What I Do When I’m A Little Bored, Call On Siri For Her Sage Advice

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain’t that the truth. (Currently eating maltesers yummm).

    Link
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew it! Chocolate was always the answer!

    patricia patricia
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't eat it. It triggers my migraines. I really miss it! 😭😭😭😭

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    Nezuko_Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked her this jus y’know her reply “maybe it has to do with that instinct to poke something unknown and ask “what is it”

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    #13

    You Better Quit Runnin' That Smart Mouth Of Yours Siri

    You Better Quit Runnin' That Smart Mouth Of Yours Siri

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    Molly Tallmadge
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez Katie. Siri knows your secret, Katie.

    Jill
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else sense a sort of 2001 vibe going on here?

    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, I keep trying to bribe both Schindler and Thyssen-Krup elevator tech's to replace the creepy elevator-lady's voice with Hal's. I also want to add facial recognition and program the elevator to greet people by name. Especially anybody named Dave. In the morning.

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    Ooowlsnap 2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said hey what’s up and she said hi ( my name ) how’s it going

    Uno Reverse
    Community Member
    4 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Siri knows you name Katie that you

    AngelWings
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ladies ladies simmee down put the claws away

    Isabella Rabb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hate 2021 so i would ask u to stop talking about it just kidding about the so i would ask u to stop talking about it

    Zoe White
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been laughing for five minutes straight

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    #14

    She Remembers

    She Remembers

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s wrong with the last place you buried a dead body?

    better version of alex
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's already a body there ffs, i'm not looking to start a body dump

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    KCN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cackled so loud at this everyone in the office asked what I was looking at. Told them I'd have to send a link to the whole thing, as it's the culmination of everything before this that made me laugh so hard.

    MadMax-1
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you asking this? It's gonna get recorded and you're gonna get arrested!

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂our Siri ain’t stupid lol might wanna stop asking that in case the cops ask her where you buried it 😱

    Nezuko_Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked her and she said “I used to know the answer to this”

    Marlana Nance
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine said I used to know the answer to this...

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    #15

    Siri Has Friends

    Siri Has Friends

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    Ocean Eevee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Shakes head* Frenemies. They like each other, but both are competing to be the most popular.

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Siri stole that from the book of dad jokes.

    Ooowlsnap 2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is amazon echo dot ( Alexa) her friend I mean Alexas light ring can light up

    Ru Bee
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No I asked Alexa they are aware of each other but are not friends

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    空の夢
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lights up means she will be happy but when you open the fridge at night the little light it has inside lights up your face too 🤗

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    Julie Walsted
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the fridge her friend? It does light up when the door is open

    Ralph Vanloton
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a total 'Dad Joke.' Gold Star!

    Isabella Rabb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mabey not crickets mabey hmmmmmmmmm oh i got it. it could be flames or fire works

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    #16

    Siri, You Judgmental Piece Of Shit

    Siri, You Judgmental Piece Of Shit

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    Ooowlsnap 2
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that at 9:00 PM she said hello there

    空の夢
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mooooom get out of siri 😑

    i.am.lost.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep, same thing happened. it's 8:19pm over here.

    Nezuko_Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just said gm to her she said “hello btw it’s 12:21 pm” it’s that time

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    #17

    My Siri Had A Slightly Different Answer

    My Siri Had A Slightly Different Answer

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    Molly Tallmadge
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are the actual directions- look at the map

    PandaLover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, if Frodo had Siri, he wouldn't have needed Smeagol

    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or, you know, just listened to Samwise. the real hero.

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    Tina Harnish
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Siri's world it's a real place. Would be cool to live there.

    #18

    GF Decided To Show Me This "Awesome Thing Siri Can Do!"

    GF Decided To Show Me This "Awesome Thing Siri Can Do!"

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    ember avery
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and there's "other" on the bottom too......

    Jill
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds alot like my Google home that got quite confused who my husband was and no matter what I said, it was still John. Even though I quite clearly said his name was Björn. My husbans thought it was funny since he couldn't believe he married me either!

    空の夢
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so her boyfriend asked where he can bury a dead body. all makes sense now!

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're not sure if Siri just called you a whore, lol.

    damien garza
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: Siri, call my girlfriend Siri: Which one?

    Molly Parker Ronan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOOOOOH GIRL YOU PUT YOUR SELF IN DANGER AND YOU GOT CAUGHT

    Norman van Druten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can smell the s**t coming from a mile away!

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    #19

    Thanks, Siri

    Thanks, Siri

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    Esther
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone says this it should automatically call them

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can also now call 988 to reach the Suicide and Crisis Line, in the US.

    Ooowlsnap 2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey why doesn’t Siri just call the police who cares what the person says Siri should call the police immediately

    Zann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once answered..no going back..

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    #20

    Dance

    Dance

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    Ingrid Nogueira
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her algoRYTHM makes her ver self-counscious.

    Angie Chiyoko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who sang that?

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope lmao I did to 😂I feel old now oh wait I am 🙈

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    Blake Barker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Siri, you can dance if you want to. You can leave your friends behind.

    Lena Hudson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Cause her friends don't dance and if they dont dance...

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    Anggi Pangastuti
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No i never gonna dance again, the way i dance with you

    Nezuko_Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked her it’s the same reply

    G4dg3tG4l
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh she knows Careless Whisper

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    #21

    Siri Is Ready For The Long Game

    Siri Is Ready For The Long Game

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    Kangaruby
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite! 400,000 years later in a graveyard: *bzzz* be on mars

    Barbie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol no. no way a apple product can survive that long lol.

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    FortnitePlayerGirl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She actually did that?! OMG what if somebody finds it buzzing like from the grave like *Ringtone* be on mars.

    Lazar
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would dig up the body, steal the phone, and sell it

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    Natasha Forchione
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder, will humans even be on earth by that time? Somehow i doubt it.

    Elisabeth Bergbom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And as ringtone, have: Might As Well Be On Mars (by Alice Cooper)

    Ahnnah Newell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this fake? How can Siri still be there?

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    #22

    Haiku

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    AloofFox
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what DOES siri want to do today??

    Molly Tallmadge
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's 104 days of summer vacation And school comes along just to end it So the annual problem for our generation Is finding a good way to spend it Like maybe... Building a rocket Or fighting a mummy Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower Discovering something that doesn't exist (Hey! ) Or giving a monkey a shower!

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't this an old Microsoft slogan? Something like "What are you doing today?"

    Denikitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me She said “set a timer please, What’s five plus seven plus five? You can count on me”

    AngelWings
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe ask siri what she wants to do. So rude

    空の夢
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nobody ever cares what siri wants to do for a change

    DE Ray
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    6 years ago

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    MadMax-1
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job, Siri! *claps for her stupidity*

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    #23

    Siri Pushing My Buttons

    Siri Pushing My Buttons

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    StarKitten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I'm not scared of AI taking over the world when it becomes sentient. There's no way it could do it right.

    Kururi.Orihara
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean with the standards we set the bar is pretty low, don't you think?

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    Nate Hull
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Siri, read me all of my notes" "OK." "Be on mars in 400,000 years" "Get daughter phone on birthday" "Of that" "What?"

    空の夢
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i feel the connection between them

    Ahnnah Newell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe she is trying to get rid of you because you are so mean to her.

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    6 years ago

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    #24

    Seriously Siri... I Just Needed Some Help Deciding And You Give Me This BS

    Seriously Siri... I Just Needed Some Help Deciding And You Give Me This BS

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    Jeanne Wessinger
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? No way! 5 seconds later *heads* *heads* *heads*

    Colton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Siri is very talented so I believe that

    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well... at least she's not as bad as that ref during that one superbowl. I mean, *ref flips coin* "You called heads. it is tails" - "Uh, sir, he said tails." "He said heads damit, take your pick."

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    #25

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    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alexa says, "All I know is someone has been eating all my cookies."

    KCN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOSH. Is there someone live listening to Siri feeding her all these amazing replies??

    AngelWings
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elf on the shelf was siri all along

    Elisabeth Bergbom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, this explains why I haven't been getting Christmas presents lately...

    Ahnnah Newell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was probably programmed that way.

    KayDayAgain
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, s**t. No presents this year. :(

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    #26

    Thanks For The Help, Siri!

    Thanks For The Help, Siri!

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    the Lemon Queen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    das ist achtundsechszhen! (eat it siri)

    Ralph Vanloton
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you go any faster you'll need to turn around...

    Novadoe (She/They)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Achtundsechzig! I am proud to know this lol :)

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    #27

    Siri

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    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're bored and trying to troll your phone and the phone isn't having it.

    AngelWings
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Siri: oh look at that it landed on the edge

    Ahnnah Newell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how can you flip an invisible coin?

    MadMax-1
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't you listen, Siri?

    空の夢
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    by the time you say ok heads she ll say oh its tails

    FortnitePlayerGirl
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    6 years ago

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    #28

    Yes, Siri, The Cats Do Like Me

    Yes, Siri, The Cats Do Like Me

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    FortnitePlayerGirl
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: Oh, yes he does. *Hugs Freddie*. Freddie: *Purrs*. Also Freddie: *Scratches my Face*

    Ahnnah Newell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never thought it that way.

    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just have to gloat. Dogs > Cats. https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2019/04/05/dog-owners-are-much-happier-than-cat-owners-survey-finds/?utm_term=.268acd5e72e2

    The Girl on Fire
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Siri obviously hasn't been around cats. The answer is no.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s on point right there your cat only stays with while it thinks it will when it thinks other wise lol it doesn’t cats do them end of 😂

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    #29

    Siri Laying Down Some Information

    Siri Laying Down Some Information

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    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, she's not wrong. . .

    Elisabeth Bergbom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they don't come in a kit from Mars and Spencer?! (that's what my aunt and uncle told my cousin when she asked lol)

    Ahnnah Newell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what kind of answer do you think Siri SHOULD have given?

    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell. which is why they always sound like little demons. (also, they look like grumpy old men for the first few months.)

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    #30

    Talking With Siri

    Talking With Siri

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    Lama Alsugair
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have some chocolate cupcakes!!!!! (They have sprinkles)

    Elisabeth Bergbom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *immediately stops being sassy and sarcastic to get the muffins*

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww. You can almost feel the sad lonely hope emanating from Siri in that reply

    空の夢
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that sounded suspicious 🤔🤨

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