Sometimes it feels like the universe is playing one big cosmic joke on us - so Bored Panda is dishing it back with this collection of hilarious astrology-themed memes. Didn't pass science class? Don't worry, and we promise that these space jokes are not just comedy for astronauts.
From Moon-landing conspiracy theories to aliens, we've proved that the best memes can make any subject funny (maybe even math and statistics). And while it may not be as cool as NASA engineers having a Halloween pumpkin carving competition, we know it will at least make you chuckle at your laptop.
Scroll down for our picks of funny memes deciphering quantum physics, funny jokes about space science and space explorations from another, arguably the best, angle that is laughter. Don't forget to upvote your favs!
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We're the only planet with beer, so sure thing we're drunk!
Load More Replies...maybe the first one is a rendition of an alien d**k....Caution! pricks live here....
These Aliens are very creative, neat, and artistic. I think it's beautiful. Apparently, THEY know where they are AND where they are going.
Here is the proof that they are smarter than humans, their cursive writing is more beautiful.
Don't laugh. The flat earthers will be spreading THAT around before you know it.
Photoshopped. If real, we would have seen the sun underneath the truck too.
Look at John Carpenter's Starman, so you will have some idea of the aliens's answer XD
according to this if you make a straight line diagonally with the moons, the Moon Wins!
A lot of things on the Internet are stolen... duhhhh!
Load More Replies...Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared... then you energy.
I have a shirt that says 'you matter. Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you energy.
*unless you multiply yourself with the SQUARE OF SPEED OF LIGHT, you ENERGY
So true, even to this day and age surveillance camera qualities are s**t in public places!
Heck, even rollercoaster cameras has better quality, and they're taking pictures of people going at least 50mph!
Load More Replies...That’s what I was thinking!! Or Wendy’s. The pole “corral” gives it away. Before most Taco Bell’s got remodeled.
Load More Replies...It's all about low storage requirements (local surveillance). Low resolution and low frame rate equals the c**p still photo above. That lets them save a lot more footage on their servers. Looks like c**p but if it works for their purposes then it's the right way to go.
... Add to that the fact that the Earth is more water than land... And we should be surrounded by water in the dark, instead of our homes, work places, schools, etc
Man... brutal. From now on I'm gonna look at a blank spot in space and wish upon the star that will appear in a few million years.
Okay, that's only true if you are looking at something a few million lightyears away. Most of the stars you see are in the galaxy, and we are no further from roughly 75,000 lightyears away from any star in the galaxy. Even the biggest stars live at least 10 million years or so. So most of the stars you are seeing are very much alive.
Stars live on the order of billions of years rather than millions. Consider the age of the Earth as it has orbited around our own sun...
Load More Replies...Except most stars live for billions of years, and most of the stars you see in the sky are in our Milky Way Galaxy, which is only 100,000 light years across. The only ones that might be dead are the red giant stars.
*wakes up* *makes a wish* *in my 80s* *magic donut appears* “wth? oh ya I wished for a donut a hekkin long time ago”
No matter how bad my day is going I can look at any picture of an otter and I have to smile. Its otterly ridiculous how cute they are!
I will never be a dad but I still LOVE dad jokes *puts joke in pocket*
Technically that's a fuel tank, which might make it more fitting.
Load More Replies...am serously glad most Americans do not follow the example and principles of their leader.
Load More Replies...I mean I don't have anything important to add to this conversation except a funny story, a couple weeks after Trump got elected, I went to a restaurant and this kid took an orange and put a banana peel on top of the orange and said it was the President.
😂 That's a smart kid. Thank you for sharing the story (and making me laugh)
Load More Replies...That's OK. Stop nagging at him. He can take it! His brain's already fried.
*activates rocket boosters* Welcome to the generation of Rocket Teslars, people
That would be my Dad all the time! (and my mom yelling on him)
Any man, anywhere in the universe. Amirite men ? No probs, I'll ask, and you will let me. Right?
The housing is cheap but transportation and utilities are astronomical.
Load More Replies...Well technically it's been kicked out of planethood.
Load More Replies...The planets are all minding their own business. It's humans that do the excluding...
Load More Replies...I always thought that time travel could be gravitationally locked, so you'd end up somewhere on earth. If it was gravitationally attracted then you could end up in the middle of the earth. FYI: "The Solar System is traveling at an average speed of 828,000 km/h (230 km/s) or 514,000 mph (143 mi/s) within its trajectory around the galactic center."
Obviously any viable method of time travel would also have to move in space at the same relative time. Yet another obstacle to creating working time travel.
No. Due to the constant rotation of the galaxy, you'll end up in the middle of space, very, very far away.
I think not, because gravity - you're oriented to the Earth and your environment, not an arbitrary point in space. But you'd still want to avoid arriving underwater or in the middle of the freeway or something - earthly hazards.
can we just call it something else, these jokes arent funny and actually make my day worse. how about we call it by its original, greek pronunciation oo-rah-NOS
Had to do a report on Uranus to my whole sixth-grade science class. Showed the Vine and everything.
Not weird at all. Do something and twenty years later, you'll see the reflection. It's no more strange than hearing an echo.
Load More Replies...Okay... Don't get married at 20. Hope that helped. 😜
Load More Replies...Oh man. The greatest history/geography field trip ever. Look through the telescope and see the eath 20 years ago.
I'm pretty confident the decision to label Pluto as a "dwarf planet" will be reversed eventually.
I think it got reinstated as a minor planet recently. It needn't feel so sad now.
Don't worry Pluto they will soon realize that you are more special then them all
There is already one of those, I've been there... They have their Independence Day on May Fourth every year, they definitely love fireworks but they usually cancel it due to the fog... oh yes it's very foggy on the marijuana planet, it's also really funny, has the best junk food and I'm pretty sure someone is always following me every time I'm there but I might just be paranoid. It's a lovely place ;)
And then you get back to earth, try the very same thing and drop your camera :D who was that guy who did this with a glass of water during an interview?
It was Tom Marshburn. I just looked it up, and the video is hilarious, especially when he then also drops the pen and looks up to see where it went.
Load More Replies...Is this him snapping a photo for his passport so they'll let him re-enter Earth?
Space ex is b******t and they can't land a rocket ya f****n dipshit. Another dumbass who believes all you see on tv. Your part of the problem
I fkn despise people who park like this! I spend an extra minute making sure I'm parked straight, much to the annoyance of my passengers who, coincidentally just drive in to a space and leave it lol!
There is a reason for that bmw-drive-...4de071.jpg
What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The porcupine has it's pricks on the outside.
Audi's BMW's and spisifically gold and silver corollas in my town
Load More Replies...These comments are funny. Now I know what kind of people drive BMVs in America. XD
Oh no, no no no, for me it's always Audi drivers, sometimes Mercs but 90% of the time it's a fkn Audi! Just a nightmare!
Pretty sure that’s the return capsule, it doesn’t need rockets
Load More Replies...The sad thing is that some people will recirculate this image with the claim that it proves the Earth is flat, and other people will believe them...
flat earthers literally cannot explain the day/night cycle with seasons in one diagram and are jus plain stupid and therefore should not breed
I'm surprised Mars bars still exist. They changed to Almond Snickers years ago.
i scrolled down very slowly and i was like "cool" and then i was like "oh hahahaha"
Hadfield: Oh Look, all this keef on my finger. *Licks Finger* *Can't stop laughing and doing somersaults in zero G*
Space weed! Now I am sure that it will get higher than high! Share share share!
Can you bring drugs into space???You're not in the country where it's illegal anymore
And then NASA can be compromised by corporate interests more directly? No thank you.
Load More Replies...The ads on the shuttle will be the most expensive. The rocket will last a few moments only.
Load More Replies...If that's what it takes to continue on our missions to the stars, and possibly another planet we can inhabit and screw up, I say go for it! Lord knows this current administration isn't going to finance any more space endeavors. (Unless of course Trump can profit by putting his name on something. I can see it now...NEW PLANET DISCOVERED NAMED TRUMP WORLD!) Maybe, just maybe we may have learned our lesson by then. I for one am not going to hold my breath.
They need to sell advertising space to Trojans - you can't get much more phallic than a rocket.
Earth revolves around its own axis of rotation every 24 hours. It *orbits* the sun. AUTISTIC NERD RAGE
Well, technically it's revolving and orbiting so it does revolve around the sun.
Load More Replies...Earth revolves around its own axis of rotation every 24 hours. It *orbits* the sun. AUTISTIC NERD RAGE
Stephen Hawking said it's possible for some things to escape a black hole.
That is a beast of an eye ball in space so don't fly into it because the beast will hurt.
Seeing pictures of black holes makes me think we're all living in an illusion. What if someone looks at one of them and sees a giant eyeball peeking through?
My first pc had 76 MHZ processor, 16 MB RAM, 250 MB hard drive, 12.5 inch black and white monitor, 5 1⁄4-inch floppy drive. I know the feeling! Too bad my mom threw it away years later when i was in college, it could have been a working miracle these days.
Mine had 16K of RAM, a cassette tape drive, and a membrane keyboard. In inflation-adjusted dollars, it cost about $1300.00. Damn punk kids. Get offa my cyberlawn.
Load More Replies...About 15 years later I had a calculator watch, that had twice the calculating power as the Eagle, on my wrist
My first pc was IBM compatible 286 with 16 MHZ in turbo mode, 1 MB RAM, 40 MB hard drive, 14 inch svga, 5 1⁄4-inch floppy drive. I know the feeling
The first processor I designed was a 4-bit 1MHz processor and used 8 commands with a memory of 256 bits.
My first one was a TRS-80. The display was green on black, and you couldn't see a full page width at one time, just a window that you scroll left or right. Oh, and of course the tractor-feed paper with the holes. Hey, it was state of the art at the time.
Wait your FIRST computer had 250 MB hard drive!? What kind was that? Mine only had like 50 MB!
My first computer had no hard drive at all! My second had a Seagate Caviar 40MB model. SCSI for the win.
Load More Replies...they basically got there on a tinfoil ship wearing oven mitts and snow boots, with computer technology that could barely support a smartphone today. when i think about it...!
4K of memory then would have taken up more space than the ship they travelled in. Didn’t happen
Because Pluto is a planet... I don’t know if it is CURRENTLY a planet (it changed back at some point but as of now I don’t know) but in my solar system Pluto will always be a planet
Load More Replies...The Fahrenheit scale still makes no sense... But it's origin story is a cool one...
Yeah, why the dumb wall, you could see me from space if you bring a snap of me!
Load More Replies...Also a disturbing sight, I think anyway, it kinda freaks me out a bit, wiggling about with its bright candlelight! Scrooge must have been s******g himself
It reminds me of the wee candle/light/whatever he was the ghost of in the Disney version of A Christmas Carol
We'd know long before it got here. It would screw up the gravity of everything between it and us and be very noticeable.
Even if we would notice there is no way to escape it. It would start to pull over the Earth towards it starting from as far as Pluto. And even if we would notice it way before that, there is no way we could avoid it.
Load More Replies...Fastest moving black hole is travelling at 5 million miles an hour, only a fraction of speed of light
Well. then maybe you should turn off the airplane mode and/or turn on the Wi-Fi? =)
Better? IMO: Using any social media device used in a bathroom is disgusting...do your intended business and move on. fixed-5c15...25-png.jpg
Then there would probably be a different government right now!
Load More Replies...Nah. Our government would just build a wall. And the Martians would pay for it.
Actually the stars would pull all the flammable gas into them, increasing in size, but we would all still probably die :)
Load More Replies...That is saturn that is on your head you fool. Planets revolve the sun, not saturn
Ah, the days of blowing up a balloon and sticking bits of gluey newspaper onto it!
I don't agree. I think most people love to see the awesome power of a space rocket lifting off and flying. Seeing one blow up isn't nearly as cool and it's a tragedy when people are on board. NASCAR, on the other hand is boring EXCEPT when cars are crashing.
Same as why people like to watch americas got talents. Wanted to see some humiliation and failures?
Load More Replies...This is just nasty, especially since actual people have died in horrific launching accidents.
Sadly, it reminds me of the ancient games in the Coliseum. And the public hangings throughout history.
Because they live in Brevard county Florida. Lived in Titusville when we lost the last one. :/
No f*****g way. I stopped watching launches because of the stress. It would take very little going wrong to put us back on the path of doing no spaceflight. I feel the same way about watching the olympics, except those people are only gambling with their own lives (investing their entire life into that one moment).
What I can never work out- if there is zero gravity and no atmosphere - why does the flag appear like it is flying just like earth. Surely it should be either drooping down or pointing up.
1. The moon has gravity. 2. The flag was designed to hold its shape this way under the moon’s lack of wind, because they knew that’s how it would be.
Load More Replies...The stars are too dim compared to the bright light of the sunny landscape. There is too much contrast to capture both on film at the same time.
Load More Replies...My GPS told me to drive a few miles down the road, do a U-turn and come right back to where I was.
I dont use GPS, but Google Maps can get me totally lost.
Load More Replies...It's better than my GPS. Half the time I use it all I see is a big green plane.
"I think that's Australia on your right. Do a U-turn and proceed another 82,300 miles..."
Programmed to take photos, send them back to base and collect data, can't spell.
I have no clue cause i'm totally ignorant about that topic... therefore aliens.
Once, John Young and Gus Grissom snuck and ate a Corned Beef sandwich on board Gemini 3 because space food sucked. It almost got them fired because the crumbs could gum up the machinery in the spaceship.
I suppose the sandwich wouldn't have gone bad because there aren't any bacteria to decompose it?
Load More Replies...Once, John Young and Gus Grissom snuck and ate a Corned Beef sandwich on board Gemini 3 because space food sucked. It almost got them fired because the crumbs could gum up the machinery in the spaceship.
I suppose the sandwich wouldn't have gone bad because there aren't any bacteria to decompose it?
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