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Life on Planet Earth usually isn’t like it is in fictional stories: it’s often messy, chaotic, and full of friction and frustration. It’s only natural then, that People Don’t Get Along Very Well. Egos get bruised, ambitions clash, and people argue for hours on social media. As a result, some folks can no longer contain their anger and resort to name-calling or worse—threats. Oh, but we’re not talking about your regular internet insults and digital threats here. No, Pandas, what we have in store for you today is far more shocking and creative.

Welcome to r/Rarethreats. The online community shares the rarest threats, warnings, and insults to ever grace the net. The posts are ominous and practically ooze danger (sometimes with a small side-order of humor). It’s a real treat for anyone who’s a fan of wordplay or simply wants to stock their arsenal with some great ideas to confuse and amuse their opponents. Scroll down for the best posts from r/Rarethreats, and tell us which of these intimidated you the most in the comments. Seriously, the creativity here is astounding—we’ve never enjoyed being threatened so much.

Bored Panda got in touch with the moderator team at r/Rarethreats, and redditor u/Left4pillz was kind enough to answer our questions about the history of the community, the life of a mod, and what the secret behind a great threat is. Check out what they told us below, Pandas.

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#1

Not The Fridge

Screenshot of a funny and chaotic online threat where someone jokes about tossing keys on top of the refrigerator.

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    Sent This To A Friend Of Mine On Snapchat

    Funny and chaotic threat text about removing a jacket zipper and making a thin sweater to cause suffering.

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    #3

    Good Luck Cleaning

    Screenshot of a funny and chaotic online threat saying replace kitchen tiles with white carpet in Rare Threats group.

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    Moderator u/Left4pillz had a friendly chat with Bored Panda about r/Rarethreats and its origins. They revealed to us that the post that started it all was a man's threat on social media to tape more fish to ATMs until they were fixed. You can find that post right over here. The situation was so bizarre that it formed the "original start of the sub."

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    Bored Panda was interested in getting the mod team's opinion about the biggest challenges that they face when managing the community.

    According to moderator u/Left4pillz, it's time. Or rather, the lack of it. And it's an issue that affects the moderators of all subreddits.

    #4

    No One Out Pizzas The Hut

    Hand holding three pizza slices labeled Dominos, Mine, and Pizza Hut with a funny comment threat in the online Rare Threats group.

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    #5

    Really Proud Of This One

    Funny and chaotic online threat text humorously promising to cause an irrational fear of eggs in a rare threats group.

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    #6

    Sunnyd Is Getting Serious

    Funny and chaotic Twitter threat exchange about trading drinks, featured in rare threats online group.

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    "Between my job as a cycle courier, and the hobby of porting and recreating older videogame maps for Pavlov VR, I don't really have much time to spend moderating here. Thankfully, the report system makes it easy enough to see the posts that break the rules more easily without having to spend tons of time looking at every post," the mod explained how Reddit's system makes it easier to manage online communities and catch instances of rule-breaking.

    Mod u/Left4pillz shared their opinion about what makes a good online threat, one that's worth sharing on the sub. "Creativity and brevity," they said, are the key to quality. So you'll want to avoid posts and threats that "go on for paragraphs." Humor is always a plus, as well!

    "Generally the best posts are threats/warnings that are found naturally, rather than ones made specifically for the sub. And IMO the real best of the best ones are found in real life as they're typically much rarer, like these two," the mod said, referring to two posts over here and over here.

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    #7

    Pukicho Back At It Again

    Funny and chaotic online threats where people humorously vow to add grains of sand daily until defeat in the rare threats group.

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    #8

    A Pretty Light Threat

    Reddit comment humorously threatening that someone's Skechers never light up again, fitting rare threats and funny chaotic threats.

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    #9

    This Was Supposed To Be Funny. It’s Horrifying

    Humorous and chaotic rare threat featuring a squirrel of judgment warning against disappointing and creating art.

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    The ‘Rare Threats’ subreddit has weathered a few years already, having been founded in early 2019. Since then, the community has grown to house 58.8k members who love sharing the freshest and most bizarre threats they spot while strolling through the digital landscape.

    If you spend enough time on the internet, you’re bound to see and read some really weird drek. What helps us keep what remains of our faith in humanity is the fact that among all of the ‘super important’ jousting and rage-filled dueling we see on social media, there are some very self-aware individuals who put humor above everything. A simple insult or rebuttal just won’t do. They go the extra mile.

    These people take the time to craft delightful responses that are so unusual that their opponents have no choice but to one-up them. Others are just so brutal and shockingly specific that there’s no way forward except to lay down your arms, change your name and address, and move to some remote corner of the world.

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