40 Of The Funniest Random Memes From The “God Bless Internet” Page

Billionaires.

Amen.

Awesome movie. Need to watch it again soon.

Yes.

We really need to riot

true!!! one of our fellow pandas could be out saving the world right now and we wouldnt even know it!

And I don't trust people who don't like cats. Not a dog fan.

YES!

Your inner introvert is emerging. Congratulations on reaching the next level in adulting!

As someone with major depressive disorder and asthma, I can relate.

That's the ticket, diversify!

And wear both a regular bra and a push-up.

There's good-natured sarcasm (teasing, taking the p**s, etc.), and there's sarcasm that clearly is not meant to be good-natured. I know not everyone who uses the term "butthurt" is like this, but it does seem to be an especially loved term by people doing the latter.

I like this

Hear hear!

I'm thinking she had reasons for changing her surname.....

I'd very much like to start with not doing anything I don't want to do, but yeah, what b.b said

I do but the question is....do I want to eat it?

There are over eight billion people on Earth. If anyone can explain why we need more then I'll happily have children... I'll wait.

Happy beer!

Is it a delivery from Taco Bell?

And they'll worship J.K. Rowling and disown any group she disapproves of.

This was the first picture on this list that actually made me laugh. Can you tell how desperate I am for a spark of serotonin that I made it this far.....

and most people have got a LOT of conditions

"Those are almost impossible to keep in stock."

I call it "No pants Sunday". Just a robe and a good book.

That's 2 more than a lot of us.

Tag, you are it.

That sounds like something mike pence would say.

Fair enough.

uranus?

Yup. It happened to me recently at work via an MS Teams group chat with a co-worker who’s fully remote. She sent me a private message apologizing but of course I told everyone because that shít is shít.

🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

Glad we had this talk...

Web MD: been nice knowing you.

But sitting at home and not doing anything *IS* my plan!

*type comments on BP post* *delete without posting because it will expose my dark side* True story...

TBF, you can Google toaster ovens then go to page 2 and suddenly there's shredders from Amazon listed.

That's how it works, until you get older and go for the jugular.

Does Elon musk count?

. . . or both.

Me. Exposed to the world. How humiliating.

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He thought it was an audition instead of an interrogation.

hate this I always preempt this problem by covering the ends by the plugs in black tape but it still happens...

I'm stealing this.

Buckle up 💩 stain.

Marilyn Monroe.

Story of my life.

Ladies and Gentlemen please, a round of applause for the 100th anniversary of that joke.

Hmmmmm maybe shes right

I've always loved watching documentaries. It used to be a problem bc on TV they were on very late. The internet gave me unlimited access to all that delicious knowledge. It's such fun to watch a documentary with a snack while others waste time taking to boring people.

And things in fact did get worse... forever

Exactly. It's societal bonding. If you're close enough to someone to accept their germs you may share their cake.

Something is afoot

Unless it's just you and the dog. 😳

Are You A Boy Or Are You A Girl? - The Barbarians

I feel you. Tubs need to be big enough to hold hot water AND tears.

Upvote for Richard Hammond!

...and I need money.

I'm so depressed, thinking I should have died, then immediately change at work into a normal person, reliable and easy to talk to.

Uuuuuuh, harsh

Garden of Eden sh*tposts.

No, absolutely not.

I feel so bad for the adult children who have to take care of such parents. They're so aggressive and difficult.