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If you’re an avid Bored Panda reader, you likely know of our monthly collection of parenting tweets. Child-rearing is no picnic, and these pieces are our way of tipping our hats to those who have willingly taken on these responsibilities.

So, here’s the May edition. As always, you’re about to read social media posts from moms and dads who gladly shared their parenting misadventures for everyone on the internet to enjoy.

If you’re going through similar predicaments, these will hit home. Be sure to upvote those that resonate the most with you!

#1

Classic rock radio playing Pearl Jam and Nirvana tweet joke

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Ace
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12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you're an adult and you hear new, cool, music like Nirvana and Pearl Jam it will never stop being cool new music even though it was >30 years ago. And the fact that it's still cool anyway makes it 'current' by definition, at least in the Classic Rock radio stations that I listen to.

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    #3

    Funny parenting confession about people needing to re-watch Sesame Street before public outings

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    James016
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case Oscar is living in a local wheelie bin?

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    Most of the posts on this list came from younger parents who are Gen X, millennial, or older Gen Z. And each generation has a distinct parenting style shaped by the environment they grew up in. 

    #4

    Parenting confession about banning clothes that need ironing on social media post

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    UKGrandad
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pleated school dresses and skirts were nightmare fuel.

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    #5

    Parenting truth about being recognized as a mother unexpectedly

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    Teutonic Disaster
    Community Member
    13 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A certain (admittedly fictional) Boston lawyer would beg to differ. 😉

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    #6

    Humorous tweet on raising teens feeling dumb but needing parental help

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it Twain? "When I left home at 16, my father was the dumbest creature I ever knew, when I came home at 18, I was amazed he learned so much in just 2 years".

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    Let’s start with Gen X. Some significant events that shaped their lives include the fall of the Berlin Wall, the rise of personal computers, and the emergence of MTV as a cultural beacon. 

    And according to licensed psychologist Dr. Holly Schiff, Gen Xers are likely to subscribe to helicopter parenting.

    #7

    Tweet describing parents understanding toddler being carried sideways

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    George Costanza
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends - was the sideways toddler perfectly still? Then they're asleep. Raging like some sort of mythical creature? Then they ruined the meal and they're being transported outside very much against their will.

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    As Dr. Schiff tells Parents.com, Gen X would likely want to be more involved in their kids' lives, considering they got the exact opposite from their Baby Boomer parents. However, she also noted that they are likely to move away from authoritarianism and instead lean towards the best methods. 

    #10

    Parenting tweet about kids accepting arbitrary rules about candy on movie night

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    James016
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son will eat dinner, not finish it saying he is 100% full, then eat 4 bourbon biscuits because they are "sweet food" and not dinner.

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    #11

    Relatable parenting tweet about a 5-year-old loving a grocery store promotional reel

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds reasonable to me, depending on the cheese

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    “They like to get and give advice about parenting and always learn about how to be a better parent,” Dr. Schiff explained. “Generation X parents like to volunteer and be very involved in their children's development, including being very involved in their child's school.”

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    #15

    Parenting humor about preferring Peppa Pig over Bluey for father role

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    Sam Trudeau
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Brexit-coded chud" I snort-laughed. Honestly, as a kid, it took me way too long to realize they were British.

    Next on the list are millennials, who experienced the rise of social media, rising living and childcare costs, the Great Recession, and the invention of smartphones.

    According to Dr. Schiff, millennial parents are more open-minded and do not ascribe to specific parenting styles. They also place greater value on positive reinforcement and tend to rely on social media. 

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    #16

    Humorous parenting tweet about saying no to pizza for lunch as a dad

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    Paul C.
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'll have Chinese take-out and then Pizza tonight.

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    #17

    Funny parenting tweet about wearing adidas Buzz Lightyear shoes and kids at a brewery

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    Tempest
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A recent pair of shoes I bought turned out to be a pair from a series Nike specifically put out for kids. I didn’t know they were for kids when I bought them but I don’t care cause those shoes are so pretty! Why can’t adult shoes be pretty and colourful too?! (The series is called the “Playground pack” from Summer 2024 and I’ve got the Air force 1 low version)

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    #18

    Gen Z hacky sack trend joke with Jansport and jeans tweet

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    James016
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget to frost the tips/ends of your hair.

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    “Millennial parents also rely much more on technology, both in learning about how to parent, but also letting their kids play games or watch videos on a tablet or smartphone," Dr. Schiff said. 

    However, she also noted that millennial parents encourage their children to ask questions about emotional intelligence, self-improvement, and the world around them. In turn, their children grow up being more self-aware.

    #19

    Funny parenting confession about a toddler trying to watch Jaws movie

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    Con O Cuinn
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My da had this weird thing against any censorship for any reason, even age. This led to me seeing Carrie and Reservoir Dogs before I made my holy Communion

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    #20

    Funny parenting tweet about child's anger and self-control at school

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least your kid reviews her ideas before executing them. That's emotional maturity !

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    #21

    Parenting humor about moms solving many emergencies daily

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and staying sane and polite, even friendly on a good day

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    Finally, we have Gen Z, who have never known life without smartphones and digital technology. The pandemic had a huge impact on their upbringing, and they grew up in a world where they could make a living from being an “influencer.” 

    With social media as a primary influence, Dr. Schiff says Gen Z parents put pressure on themselves to live the same “perfect” lives that they see online.

    #23

    Funny sign banning smoking, bare foot, and pets in building

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    John Dilligaf
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused. Does this mean that you cannot smoke your bare footed pet in the building, or that your bare footed pet cannot smoke in the building?

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    #24

    Parenting relatable moment sharing Facebook post with mom tweet

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    Con O Cuinn
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather pass another kidney stone than teach my mam to text again

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    And because Gen Z values expressing themselves, Dr. Schiff says their children may also grow up with a much better state of well-being.  

    “Psychologically, children of Gen Z may be healthier because (their) parents tend to prioritize their child's mental health and well-being.”

    #25

    Parenting humor about figuring out kids' birthday party invitations timing

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add three months, easier than trying to count backwards. Mid-August is peak holiday season and you both have time on your hands ...

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    #26

    Relatable parenting tweet about sleepless nights and being the problem now

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    Reemerger
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi, it's me - your friendly, parental kind of PTSD.

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    #28

    Humorous tweet about kids putting shoe box in kitchen trash

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    Reemerger
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lord of the flies lurks just around the corner.

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    #33

    Parenting tweet on kids putting kitchen garbage in small bathroom trash cans

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    Lost Panda
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I'm just happy if they use ANY trash can

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    #34

    Funny parenting moment with chatty kids and grocery store cashier tweet

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember waiting to see the Bank about a mortgage, just after a family with two very badly behaved kids who messed with everything in sight while the manager was trying to deal with their parents. Our turn came, eventually, and the manager turned to our kid and told her (rather firmly) to go outside (he must have thought she was with the previous family). We had to explain she was with us... embarrassment all round !

    #35

    Relatable parenting tweet about cutting sandwich vertically to show being mad

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    9 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are mad because that makes the sandwich smaller. It's maths, I'm not taking questions.

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    #36

    Funny parenting confession about husband's surprise over Hawaiian pizza pineapple topping

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actual thing and eccentric personal preference are not mutually exclusive. My entire life has been testimony to that.

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    #41

    Relatable parenting tweet about son's reaction to dinner announcement

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    Stygtand
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    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In always up for chicken. There are so many ways to make it.

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    #42

    Relatable parenting Mother's Day card story with simple card photo

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    Midoribird Aoi
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any cashier at the store would have agreed to let him have it if he asked. Source: work in a store.

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    #46

    Newborn feeding schedule changes once kids turn 18 and move out parenting

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    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same day we took the son to college, we took the last things out of the house (mattresses and bed clothes, toiletries), locked up the house and moved out.

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    #50

    Parenting tweet about teenager confused by orthodontist appointment timing

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    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was like that as a teen. Except "3" could be replaced with any number from 1-12 on the weekend

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    #54

    Relatable parenting post missing simple solutions like snacks and naps for kids

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    A girl
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss when my problems could be solved with snacks and a nap.

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    #59

    Relatable parenting moment embarrassing son by wearing sunscreen at soccer

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    43Duckies
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a very real "he'll thank you when he's older" and his skin looks a decade or two younger than all his old school buddies.

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    #61

    Parent shares 3 year old cheats at rock paper scissors by choosing losing option

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    Michael Largey
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's keeping your streak alive that's important.

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