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Today we'd like to introduce you to Vaughan Tomlinson, a skilled illustrator, and cartoonist hailing from South Africa and currently settled in New York, has distinguished himself with his humorous one-panel comics. His sharp-witted and ingenious artwork has earned him a passionate fanbase of more than 39,300 followers.

Central to Tomlinson's art is the pursuit of joy and laughter. His one-panel comics act as quick shots of humor, delivering a joke or smart turn of phrase that consistently brings a grin or a good hearty laugh.

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WindySwede
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The sounds in the tunnel: https://youtu.be/z3U0udLH974

Danish Susanne
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Getting a cat is not giving up it is getting ahead. You cannot feel down when your cat (or cats) come racing to the door when you come home.

Raymond Pobiak
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

…and they know that you are going to start up the can opener. (I’ve loved those five sweet creatures that I’ve had. This from a dod lover.)

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ArodTheHorrible
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some good company for a nice boat ride... not giving up at all :)

StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The tunnel of being aroace and realizing you don’t actually have to get a significant other to experience happiness

Wolfy
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this is where i am going right now !

Michelle K
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't see it as "giving up", I see it as "finally getting the love of my life".

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Bored Panda reached out to Vaughan Tomlinson with some questions!

When asked about his creative process, Tomlinson shared, "The first step in creating a cartoon is also the hardest, and that is coming up with an idea. A single-panel cartoon should obviously be funny, but it also needs to be simple. There’s no lead-up to the joke. The cartoon is the punchline and, without any context, a reader should be able to understand what is going on. I keep a notebook on me so that if an idea happens to come to me, I can do a quick sketch before I forget. I usually go through my sketches later and find that many of them are either unfunny or difficult to decipher. If there are any that aren't awful, I do a digital version using a drawing tablet."

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    HungryPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's a mice gesture

    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a good feline about this!

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    Why?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and he'll need a chaser with that.

    Smiley MG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A rat for the pussy??? Yuk!! Sounds despicable, like the occasional drunk hooligan would say

    Mark Howell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our cat now thinks of me as a seasoned hunter, caching the live ones she brings in. I'm taking moving on to deer and cows next. ;o)

    Tonya York
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little disappointed that it took me so long to see it. 😊

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    Lil Miss Hobbit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's really cute, so keep it

    Rowboat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put it in Australia with the rest of the weird stuff

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    Tonya York
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The platypus is proof that God has a sense of humor

    Timmy Pillinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that hairless ape with the daft upright posture?

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    AceOfSpad3s
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A platypus? PEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY THE PLATYPUS?!?!?

    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you think the platypus is weird, look up echidnas

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you think the echidna is weird, look up potoos

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    Steve Eaton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A flatypus was hit by a steamroller.

    H G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A platypus? Terry the platypus!

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perry the Platypus. But only with his hat on. Otherwise it’s just a regular platypus

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    Darren A
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember Robin Williams had a joke about how the platypus was proof God smoked dope

    Danny Boy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till ya' see you made it an egg-layer to boot, silly!

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    Regarding his choice of one-panel comics, the artist said, "As a kid growing up in the 90s, I absolutely loved The Far Side by Gary Larson. In a single image, he was able to make hilarious and often insightful statements on humanity, nature, and philosophy. I always loved the quick-fire nature of his cartoons. You get to the joke straight away, and if one isn't that great (or if you don't really get the joke), you move on to the next. I enjoy variety and I also enjoy the challenge of creating a little world with only one line and one picture."

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    TheReader19
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But when he was satisfied he came back

    Kyle Thill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No worries, satisfaction will bring him back.

    Double the trouble
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well curiosity has killed many before...

    Tasha Love
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just give him satisfaction. That will bring him back.

    Steve Eaton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait!!! Am i gonna die?? Sniff sniff

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    Ed Likes Cake
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the sparrows tread upon the ground in the early hours of the day, do not chase them, for they still shall fly away from you as easily as they would if they had been atop a tree.

    Steve Eaton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mm, how 'bout a piece of tail? 😉

    Kayla Parmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a dog chases it's tail it's actually from boredom and lack of stimulation. If your dog is doing this then they need more play, walks, toys, or even another dog to keep them occupied

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    When asked about how he interacts with his fanbase, Vaughan noted, "Something I have learned is that just because I find a cartoon funny, it doesn’t mean other people will. So, I’m always curious about what other people like about my cartoons and I try to do more of that. I enjoy posting cartoons on social media because I get an instant response. I know if people find it funny straight away. And I also know if it’s confusing or easy to misinterpret. With magazines and newspapers, I often have to wait weeks to hear back (if at all). On social media, I get illuminating comments and questions, such as 'who’s meant to be talking?', 'what’s the joke meant to be?', or '… the goose’s necktie is far too high…'."

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    Attila Ángyán
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it must be at least 20 characters, including capital and lower case, Chinese, Japanese, Arabic and Cyrillic letters, at least 4 numbers and 3 special characters.

    Kerri
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least I know Cyrillic, but the other alphabets will be a problem

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    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm already in Hell.

    Lester the Space Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *username or password is incorrect*. DAMMIT!

    frederick clause
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fool that invented the smart tv but didn't put a keyboard on the remote must be found and punished.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost enough to make me behave

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So THAT'S how it's done.... hmmm...

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    Lil Miss Hobbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why Britain should put the corgi's on the throne.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they would have had more chance of uniting the country

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    Smiley MG
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unlike the last king, He inspires joy....

    Dani M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who doesn´t love serving their cuddly master.... look he puked again!

    H.J. carlson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and they'd look cuter doing it too 😂

    We also took the time to discuss his inspirations, and Tomlinson revealed to Bored Panda quite a few interesting things.

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    "I find inspiration everywhere. Ideas usually come to me when I least expect it. I’m particularly inspired by New York City. You can’t go out and not see something strange or funny. I’ll be walking around and see or hear something that gives me an idea, or at least gets me thinking. Examples could be someone trying to walk a cat on a leash, runners angrily running around people, or a chicken on the subway being ignored by everyone.

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    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought the disparity between how easy it is to get married and how difficult it is to get divorced is downright criminal

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it really is. i say this as someone who had the shortest easiest divorce possible. It still took 9 months. it should take 9 minutes.

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    Baleygr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a promise that you won't just leave without a second thought and it's especially a legal proof that you're family and therefore able to make medical decisions, to get stuff when one dies, etc.

    Harvey Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can marry her but her uterus belongs to the state.

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Marriage is just a long term relationship where you have to get the state and court involved in order to break up.

    Brian BUGSY Moran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marriage is grand. Divorce on the other hand, is 100 grand

    Istvan Kozak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup that's marriage...,..to a f*****g tee.

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    Jack brown
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As much as I wanna say that is kinda sad, although it's a weird mix between sad and funny because it's true, I do legitimately wonder what kind of a role providing a person contimplating suicide a sense of purpose really is. Just as opposed to the whole typical "people love you "that we go through. Like what would be more successful telling that man " you have a wife and kids who love you" vs saying " do you think you can help me with the printer". I couldn't say for certain but I feel like just maybe the intrinsic reward of helping somebody might be really good at making the individual feel valuable.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also you are only one floor up and all your going to do is twist an ankle. (giggle)

    Lester the Space Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not loved for who I am, only for what I can do. I shall now fly! *Jumps*

    Abdul Rahman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The manual is in my desk. Please go through it. Auf Wiedersehen!"

    Eledore Massis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if we buy a new one of MY choosing and I get to drop the old one from this ledge..

    Steve Eaton
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, shut up and use your pen or pencil."

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Job security.

    Lil Miss Hobbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah Ron, don't do it. We need you.

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    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After that you'll live a long, empty life... I promise

    Ghost Of Writer's Past
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's probably trying to save her... I mean, it's the hope that kills you, isn't it?

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Frankly, your work just hasn't been that good lately."

    H.J. carlson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be sent from the artists union.😫

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    Heather Vandegrift
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this because it's believe that the ancestors of modern whales left the ocean for land, just to RETURN to the ocean!

    Michele Monfrecola
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: whales descends from the same ancestors of wolf, so they already been on earth Boring fact: yes so when fish first moved on earth whales didn't existed (unless it is just a mudskipper)

    DarkGlassSphere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The final stage of introverts 'Fück you, all!'.

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we'd only known then, what we know now...

    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But whales evolved from hippopotamuses, so if no one had ever made the original journey from sea to land, that whale wouldn't be there.

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    ArodTheHorrible
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And what day is trash day?" "I just told you... Sunday"

    Danny Boy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just bought a house. And yep, folks, the housing market really is just about that bad, slim-pickin's-wise.

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    ArodTheHorrible
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old Hank Hill looking human: "The real question is, do you remember the Alamo?"

    4mySweetheart369
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! I just commented on another pic that a girl looked like Peggy. Funny timing. Lol

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    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How would I remember humans, boomer?"

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    ArodTheHorrible
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And I said I heard you the first time"

    Danny Boy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wose more wocket-schips that way.

    Tanya Power
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    color me laughing - I'll have tuna on rye please

    Rodney McKay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could've been worse. Could've been in a silo with two keys involved.

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the astronaut was not on board yet. We just wasted a billion dollars.

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    ArodTheHorrible
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CM finally has to face his real fears and emotions in his journey of recovery

    Steve Eaton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he needs a monster cookie.....jus' sayin'....

    Cody Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds like CM has low blood sugar...

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    H.J. carlson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa replied " It's part of the job... They're actually boring most of the time 😂!

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the NSA's job!

    Harvey Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t that what god does but without giving presents?

    Double the trouble
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The therapist in the back is like holy cow now I need help

    Tanya Power
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa is being Naughty but nice

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What else has he got to do during the "off" months.

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    Jason Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ghosty cows say Boo instead of Moo 🙂

    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. Cows are great. Cow ghosts would be cool. Now, cow poltergeists would be another subject entirely.

    TheReader19
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it wasn't an alligator farm 🤷🏾

    Charles Ersimoen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But cows aren't killed on dairy farms. This is not a butchery.

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    Danny Boy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your feelings are invalid. Your fears are just an irrational hoax." **sad eyeroll**

    Tonya York
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The moon does, dear. The moon does

    Carianne Sanders
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to upvote this 100x.. sometimes it feels too true

    Marco Richter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people actually do care but they often got shouted down by a loud and annoying minority of idiots. That's why green hushing is a thing.

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    ArodTheHorrible
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm... I suppose that tracks. How much do I owe you?

    Tanya Power
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh memories - "sit up straight & bring the soup to your mouth - no slurping

    Tania Pillay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also , I wish you had fulfilled your potential and become a surgeon

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    ArodTheHorrible
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you have any stagnant kiddie pool?"

    Jody Whitmarsh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww yes. The summer of 06. West coast. Sweat, toddler pee, and dare I say, a hint of wildfire smoke. Just lovely!

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    Sierra Biagas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have any dirty rain puddle?

    PrismatizedOozeLordZ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Murky looking puddle from the neighbors driveway please."

    WFH Forever
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm feeling rich tonightz I'll have the muddy puddle.

    Cori
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about Slightly Putrid Rain Puddle?

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    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing he can see their johnsons.

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made me laugh. I grew up with Wild Kingdom on TV

    Peter Trudell Jr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of a New Yorker comic... or was it Far Side?

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The situated got heated..

    Lama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might turn into a cold case..

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    Tonya York
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives new meaning to 'the phrase stick them up😉

    Istvan Kozak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frosty the snowman didn't like frosty the blow man

    Caitlyn Fell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully this will all blow over

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funniest snowmen not created by Calvin.

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    Eledore Massis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fark you god, I know under what alias you go on fark.

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    Danny Boy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is now a bad time to mention my cat is a jet-black Bombay named Lucifer?

    WFH Forever
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have black cat Little Mac who likes to beat up people with his paws. See Nintendo game.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was a drone

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    Kay Woodpecker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone brings their own, meal.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, most of them can eat the turkey. Most can eat the stuffing. They can all eat the vegetables, and most can eat the green ones. Most can heat the dinner rolls and pumpkin pie, and there’s nothing wrong with having more than one dessert. Additionally, I like the idea of letting people bring special foods that only they can eat. Just make sure everyone knows what you’re planning to cook, take the most reasonable suggestions to tweak them for everyone, and let the more complicated dietary restrictions being their own dishes so they can have a full dinner too. My husband has eaten a lot of my gluten-free alternatives, like GF stuffing and cake, and frankly can’t tell the difference. So he’s cool with those substitutions at Thanksgiving, so we can both eat the same foods.

    Jody Whitmarsh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Potluck is the answer to that riddle

    Michael Fordyce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Water for everyone!!... as long as it's filtered and comes in a fancy trending designer container.

    Jack Harris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell the "nothing green" kid to suck it up and eat what's on their plate.

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know people in 7 of those 9 categories. Fortunately never had them all over for dinner. Closest was a tofurky along with thanksgiving for the person who didn't eat meat.

    Fake Name
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Water, and hmmm... More water.

    Black Rabbit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turkey, stuffing, cornbread, garlic mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, mac & cheese, Hawaiian rolls, charcuterie board, fruit salad, pecan pie, apple pie, giant tub of vanilla ice cream, and Turkish coffee.

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    Brice Sang
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really should have had Remy sitting in the gallery.

    Mohamed Zayan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the Bee Movie having a courtroom scene wasn't enough...

    Lotekguy
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    That's ratting on the hat rat.

    Tanya Power
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pass the cheese please & the garlic & the Basil where are the veggies i need veggies

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    Sonia Howse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you're a corgi and then you demand the people please you.

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    amy hipps
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mostly a good thing. Not on the sad aspect when a dog still stays loyal to a master that beats him.

    Tonya York
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never been the kiss a*s, but I do like for everyone to get along

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    ArodTheHorrible
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Foreshadowing middle aged therapy sessions

    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dad, can you check under my bed for monsters?" "Don't be silly," but dad checks anyway. Voice from under the bed whispers: "Dad, there is somebody in my bed!"

    Tiny Dancer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was 18 when my Mum decided to bust that closet down and let all the family skeletons escape. Yup, that was a memorable birthday! Still paying the therapy bills.

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    ArodTheHorrible
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Therapeutic grass... good for all that ails you

    Mark Howell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been using grass for 20yrs. Now everything is OK man ))

    Walter Black Bill
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For humans it’s either to touch grass or to use bleach.

    Michael Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my dogs only eats grass right before he vomits. The other eats it all the time and never vomits.

    Steve Eaton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eating grass? Leaf it to me to help.

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    Fake Name
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cow has no toes... Sorry I'm lack toes intolerant. Moving on...

    Sina Tallio
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that she's sitting backwards 😎

    Tonya York
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I soooo wish I had thought of this first 😪

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    ArodTheHorrible
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone come up with an appropriate kryptonite comment here?

    Rosecrucian Roeth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it was your green eyes...................

    Jason Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody left their Viagra at home 🤣

    Peter Trudell Jr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" - short article by Larry Niven.

    Mell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was used to her stainless steel tarzan.

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    Lil Miss Hobbit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay because check out the glow-up

    Fake Name
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though they did update their look on tinder, they forgot the one on the inter webs.

    Tanya Power
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "First time out & I decided to just wing it " My name is Chrysalis whats yours

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    Lil Miss Hobbit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not thanks. I can pretend to have a good time at home too

    Carianne Sanders
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's cheaper, comes with less risk (i.e. DUI/ DWI)

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    4mySweetheart369
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl on the right is giving Peggy from King of the Hill vibes.

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    Danny Boy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes. A foot for a foot, I say. Justice! Karma! Comeuppance! LOL ;-P

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    Fake Name
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While cat only has your tounge, Bunny got your foot.

    Linda Csapo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it. Can someone explain?

    Nonna_SoF
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky rabbits feet are a thing, for some reason. Though clearly they didn't give the rabbit enough luck to not get its feet cut off.

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    TheReader19
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now he wants the whole packet

    Danny Boy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently you can't say that word anymore, because some people just luuuuuuv their false equivalencies. **eyeroll**

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    Danny Boy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he starts humping my leg, do I...do I...erm...swat him on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper?

    Black Rabbit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why aren't there any seat belts? Hasn't the flight attendant brought drinks yet? Why is that one dude turned around in his chair? Where are the pillows?

    Steve Eaton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half moon: half man, half wolf. EZ-PZ

    Lester the Space Duck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't be much worse than some of the other passengers on airlines lately....

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    Tribal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave it to beaver...

    Danny Boy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those slipping grades have been gnawing on him all semester. Wally sailed right through.

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    Fake Name
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dam, getting chewed out by parent!

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    amy hipps
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate bullfighters. Hopefully he gets gored

    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As soon as you leave you'll find out too late that he has some buddies waiting in an alley outside.

    Lotekguy
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    This time it's personal.

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    Michael Feinerman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put him in the room with all the Hello Kitty stuff and the kids screaming for more Pokémon cards...

    Walter Black Bill
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    2 years ago

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    Carl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spiked wall, I believe. I suppose toothy hill isn't outside the realm of possibility.

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    Xenon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spock as a masochist - Beat me up, Scotty!

    possessedcat101 (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take him to kawaiiland instead, he seems fine here

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    Fake Name
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Start lying, maybe you can give them more food and slow them down.

    Danny Boy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He shouldn't have done all that lying. He practically made himself a beacon. Alas...

    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, some other wood not getting bigger?

    Michael Fordyce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'll need to start you on termo therapy for 6 weeks and yes, your splitters will fall out.

    Jason Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when Pinocchio gets a terminal illness...

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    Tonya York
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    2 years ago

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    Don't tell me Santa is now Trans too 🥶

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    TheReader19
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Portal what portal, I thought it was a lovely bit of art

    Michael Fordyce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should've read the fine print before signing up to go to that Trump rally.

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    TheReader19
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pitch folks and torches at reception

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re going up the stairs now. They couldn’t figure out how to work the elevator

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    Tonya York
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hide the stapler, tape and safety pins

    Michael Fordyce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No torches... they left all of those in Virginia, so you're good.

    Tanya Power
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats pronounced Franken Steen

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    Harriss Warman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Failure doesn't seem like a real word to me. Fail I er does

    Tanya Power
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Edison said "I know 99 ways not to make a light bulb "

    sara fulmer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "Anger iceberg" helped me understand mean people and get over their hate in just one diagram. When you really see what's below...

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    TEDDEHBEAR!!!!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! Let's see how many "influencers" think THIS is a great opportunity for all parties.

    ADeckofZero
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not even a joke, that's just how "exotic dancing" works. A lot of times the women are actually *paying* to dance, and if it's a slow night they can leave in the negative.

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    Danny Boy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fishnet stockings are rockin'.

    Tsitsu Schmitzu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A painting of an old PC on the wall, genius

    David Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess he is going to loosen his nuts?

    Tonya York
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I'm actually laughing so hard I spewed diet coke out of my mouth and nose 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    Mark Howell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad boys get all the girls ;o)

    Danny Boy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...sometimes I think, 'I deserve that ham sandwich as much as anyone! I'm a good boy all the time! When's it gonna be my turn?...' And then I steal it from the counter when Daddy's putting the ham and mustard back in the fridge, and I run out the doggie door..."

    Christian Perseus Dayrit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not a good boy... You're the bestest friend.

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    Danny Boy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She said, "Don't hand me no lines, and keep your hooves to yourself."

    Omiyaru
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's not even accurate either,, in fact it's the opposite. the Mythbusters tested this

    EmCWolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mythbusters tested it and busted it! They're actually quite polite

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    Arthur Waite
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    Ya know, I think they do this just to see if We're paying attention.....

    Carianne Sanders
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tunnel of GD! Two dogs and four freaking cats is a social blockade!

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    Bernadine Thurton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, your real artificial feelings matter.

    Nicola Roberts
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dentist said I had a low pain threshold. I said it doesn't mean it hurts any less. True story.

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    ArodTheHorrible
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just get it put on a balloon so he can enjoy it continuously during his last hours

    CHRIS DOMRES
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Did you make me cookies?" "Yes, but don't eat any. They are for the guests at your funeral."

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    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should be using a snow globe.

    Tanya Power
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see climate change & a warming trend in your future short though it will be

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    Jason Smith
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How i felt about gym class in middle and high school! 😵😵😱

    H.J. carlson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And every advertisment for the gym membership!

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    Danny Boy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Douchey fitness instructors in Hell? Yeah, that tracks...

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    Danny Boy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "One of the world's sixteen crucified saviors, and the cartoon manifestation of an ancient Mesopotamian pagan goddess associated with spring fertility, walk into a bar..."

    Michael Fordyce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's Santa? Oh, that's right "he" got a make over and watching he's intake.

    Tanya Power
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok Ok Mother I will take care of it -> " can we get more water over here "

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    Jrdiver
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Na... We are just replacing it with a 1 dollar coin.

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    Truice Zer0
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    next time someone says, "... drinks like a fish"

    Danny Boy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a little nervous about the barman's back-counter slab with the knife and lemon. "A poor little fishy walks into a bar..."

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    Sina Tallio
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well, that didn't stop Jack & Ennis...i think y'all be *juuuust fiiiine*!" 😉

    Dana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No time for stemming the rose.. go on git

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    Michael Feinerman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, this is Manhattan. What'd ya expect for 1.5 mil?

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    Danny Boy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...but I'll meet you nectar the hive, honey. Buzz-buzz, kiss-kiss..."

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    Danny Boy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Relax, man. Go with the flow... Wait, that's definitely not right... Just be cool. Think frozen thoughts. And if that doesn't work, invest in a deep freezer. Hope you're not claustrophobic..."

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    H.J. carlson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alaska looks good this time of year, maybe the artic circle??

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    Danny Boy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet another moth-based company succumbs to the Icarus syndrome. Silly moths never learn. My cat likes to eat them. Cats are silly. Silly kitty. Furry belly. Squirrel!!!... What was I talking about?

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You haven’t by any chance seen the movie UP? That squirrel line… I would know it anywhere. My family says it all the time

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    Tanya Power
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More Lamps - less flames please -LEDs are nice

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    Meet Cartoonist Vaughan Tomlinson's Hilarious Single-Panel Comics

    vaughantomlinson Report

    Mohamed Zayan
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the patient talking, right...? It's the patient, right...?!

    H.J. carlson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, low cost health care!!😫😠

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