“Funny Or Offensive?”: 50 Photos That Play A Dangerous Game Between Humor And Insult

geezeronthehill 8 months ago

Lack of civic responsibility?

14points

detective miller's hat 8 months ago

No idea, but watching sovereign citizens experiencing the consequences of their actions is now my favourite thing to watch on youtube.

12points

Kevin Hickey 8 months ago

They believe that they work so much harder than everyone else (in my experience, it's usually the opposite).

10points

AnnaB Premium 8 months ago

All of the above...

9points

Earthquake903 Premium 8 months ago

They're just cheap, bigoted racists

7points

digitalin 8 months ago

Freeeeeeeedoooom

7points

Karl der Große 8 months ago

Ayn Rand convinced them that owning stock is "creating wealth," and that countries that tax the creation of wealth cannot prosper.

6points

Bartlet for world domination Premium 8 months ago

I hear it's the constant fear that someone, somewhere gets something they're not entitled to, but I think Republicans just prefer to DIY every road, school, hospital and airport they need.

6points

The Majestic Opossum Premium 8 months ago

All of the above

0points

Robert T 8 months ago

Including taxes in other countries, like the UK. Registering yourselves in Ireland and not paying UK corporation tax is a f***ing disgrace.

21points

Kat Alison 8 months ago

I would upvote this 100,000 times if I could.

11points

Ravenkbh 8 months ago

They should send more people like Katy Perry into space. That would leave more oxygen for the rest of us.

10points

Kalikima Premium 8 months ago

Maybe if they left them there, but they keep bringing them back..

16points

BrunoVI 8 months ago

Priorities people. The only problem with you brought her back. Katy Perry being off the Earth is it top one

5points

Doofnuts 8 months ago

Oh, obviously disdain for the lower class. (LOL, just kidding of course)

3points

Mike F 8 months ago

👏👏👏👏

3points

Dee Rutherford 8 months ago (edited)

Funny and true.

3points

Also Ansinfer 8 months ago

That is not offensive. That is fact.

2points

Beachbum 3 months ago

This whole thing was absolutely disgusting. Her coming out of that thing and kissing the ground was fkn ridiculous. I used to like Katy Perry, but now I cannot stand to look at her

1point

#2

Humorous meme with pyramids in Egypt and a joke about their size relating to vegan memes balancing on the brink of being offensive.

Final score:

252points

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Pandora 8 months ago

You 'The Man', Xavier! 🙌

58points

336 8 months ago

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Karmageddon 8 months ago

What is something that sounds "Britishy" but isn't? The inside of a British museum.

17points

Fran Parry 8 months ago

My little beef with the British museum - it gets the same amount of funding from government as the entirely British 2000 miles of heritage canals. Give the stuff from the stuffy museum back and we would have more money for the lovely canals.

9points

Rebecca Swarbrick Moore 8 months ago

I am a born and bred English girl, and I found this bloody hilarious! Having seen our museums of ‘oh that’s cute *grabs*’ I understand totally - if they could have taken them, they would,

5points

Russell Tilling 8 months ago

If they had taken them, they would still have their gorgeous white cladding stones, which were stolen by locals.

2points

Lil be lil 8 months ago

Because the British couldn't afford the contractors to build it in England!

2points

Rebecca McManus 8 months ago

Xavier the god

1point

Moonie Pinkslip 8 months ago

STEP UP, XAVIER!!

1point

Spidercat 8 months ago

Sadly this is pretty much exactly true.

1point

weatherwitch 6 months ago

👍😂😔😂👍

0points

Cj Churchall-McKenzie 8 months ago

don't give them ideas dude

0points

#3

Four men dressed fashionably in tight pants and fitted shirts, paired with a humorous meme about vegan culture.

Final score:

241points

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GlassHalfWay 8 months ago

I dont know...maybe good taste

137points

Papa 8 months ago

Also, I know how to button my shirt (check out the guy on the far right if you're wondering what I mean).

13points

JayhawkJoey 8 months ago

Pride? Self-respect? Mirrors?

38points

Random Jackass 8 months ago

The ability to properly size one's clothing?

25points

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 8 months ago

So much brotastic energy. The skinny jeans the popped collars. If fish swim in a school and birds fly in a flock, what do you call a group of dude-bros who never matured past their frat boy days when they're out douching around? I'm going with Bag. A bag of douches.

23points

Nikole 8 months ago

Second from the left looks like he was a little boy ten minutes ago.

5points

Val 8 months ago

I am not a man. However, if I were, I don't think I would want to wear skinny jeans and show how small/medium/large my.....appendage is. Like, buy me a drink first, dang.

17points

nottheactualphoto 8 months ago

Pants so tight, you can tell what religion he is.

20points

JefeJeff 8 months ago (edited)

Having to put your d**k&balls down seperate pant legs

12points

Karmageddon 8 months ago

Having a package, and wanting to keep it.

12points

Learner Panda 8 months ago

Brains and self-awareness.

10points

Tobias Reaper 8 months ago (edited)

not being a child that wished they were an adult and transformed into one after making a wish on a Zoltar machine

9points

Kevin Warren 8 months ago

A mirror?

6points

Roshan Kassan 8 months ago

cause i REALLY don't want to look like a teenager in my 40's

6points

While some people take offense easier than others, it’s safe to assume that most of us know what it feels like to get offended. It can be a direct blow, like an insult, or something more subtle, like a joke; it can even be a misunderstanding, if someone takes your words in a way that wasn’t intended. But no matter the case, it usually leaves a bad taste in the mouth, and rarely makes people’s relationships better.

But if all it brings is unpleasantness, why do people take offense? Well, it’s a complex issue, which often depends on both one person’s intentions, and—arguably more importantly—another person’s perception.

#4

Social media comments showing a humorous debate about atheism featured in vegan memes balancing on offensive humor.

Final score:

190points

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Pandora 8 months ago

Thank Darwin!

52points

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 8 months ago

Atheism predates Darwin by centuries. Atheism even predates Jesus.

19points

D. Richard 8 months ago

The joke went over strikenap’s head

9points

Tammy Malone 8 months ago

My cousin once shared a post on FB, stating he doesn't believe in heaven, hell, God or Satan, that kind of stuff. Maybe a few days later, after a friend of his died, another post on FB, stating he'll be praying for the family. I thought who the F you praying to, m**o. A billy goat???

7points

UKGrandad 8 months ago

The Holy Goats, of course.

6points

Lester the Space Duck 8 months ago

Thank Dog!

4points

Bryn Premium 8 months ago

Atheists are the only ones who can say that, because you're not supposed to take the lord's name in vein.

3points

LauraDragonWench 8 months ago

"Vain." We atheists aren't intravenous religion users either. 😂

8points

Moonie Pinkslip 8 months ago

Oops

2points

Arthur Waite Premium 8 months ago

This was the conundrum that led me into Agnostic territory. Come on, God! Change my mind.

2points

Mike F 8 months ago

I had a customer at the bar I worked at who crowed constantly (apropos nothing) about being atheist. He once related a story about driving himself to the liquor store after having a few and saw a police car behind him. He said "I saw his lights come on and he went around me after some call or other and I thought thank God it wasn't me".

2points

Manuel Delgado 8 months ago

That's a Luis Buñuel phrase, one of the best filmmakers ever.

2points

Lene 8 months ago

And may I just add that we are many polytheists who say "oh my gods"? And I love that.

1point

#5

Three clergymen stand in front of a red curtain above a meme about the Impossible I’m Vegan topic.

Final score:

190points

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Pandora 8 months ago

🤣

59points

Tamra 8 months ago

If Trump is stupid enough to slap tariffs on uninhabited islands, then he's stupid enough to ..oh, nevermind. We all know he's stupid.

19points

Regina Holt 8 months ago

I keep coming back to this and laughing, maybe the funniest things I've seen all week.

10points

Lil be lil 8 months ago

So Holy Communion is still free???

5points

Regina Holt 8 months ago

If the wafers are made in america it is.

8points

Doofnuts 8 months ago

From Chicago eh? Wonder if the boys in Sicily had anything to do with this.

3points

JK 8 months ago

Maybe we will find Hoffa.

2points

Marcus Fegent 8 months ago

I love the Chaser (Australian Satirical team)

2points

Paul Gerrard 8 months ago

Thats the only american who managed to escape a appalling healthcare system. Now he knows what free lifetime health care is.

1point

Jessica Daus-Warner 8 months ago

Just wait until the vatican gets it's first mcdonalds.

1point

E. Rex Sean 7 months ago (edited)

“holy cow”

0points

Philly Bob Premium 8 months ago

LOL

0points

Cheryl Butler 8 months ago

That's funny.

0points

Talking about taking offense in a piece for Psychology Today, licensed clinical psychologist, Leon F. Seltzer, Ph.D., noted that quite often, people offend others without intention. “These predominately innocent offenders tend either to be insensitive, in that they don't consider their interactional behavior in terms of its psychological effects—that is, as regards its likely impact on another's thoughts and feelings. Or they simply don't know enough about the other person's history to predict what words or actions might disturb them,” he wrote.

The expert continued to point out that it might be difficult not to take things personally if you’re on the receiving end of certain comments or behaviors. But that doesn't mean the other person’s intent was personal.

#6

Tweet by Mark Lewis showing a four-star rating with caption about not knowing how to earn the fifth star, vegan meme humor.

Final score:

188points

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Random Jackass 8 months ago (edited)

You have to save their life AND find all 100 hidden tongue depressers before they're discharged from the hospital. D**n completionist achievements.

53points

Lotekguy Premium 8 months ago

Waive the deductible and copay (Perhaps that's only or mainly in the USA).

10points

Kat Alison 8 months ago

Best comment.

4points

Ace Premium 8 months ago

Customer satisfaction survey results be like "yeah, I'll mark it ten out of ten for location, facilities, cleanliness and staff attention, but only 8 out of ten on the overall score". I've actually seen that, no indication of what they thought could have been improved.

6points

VNES101 8 months ago

Gotta keep ya humble, Doc.

5points

JayhawkJoey 8 months ago

🤣🤣🤣

5points

George D 8 months ago

Dude, surely you're aware of the Buddhist proverb whereby if you save someone's life then you are responsible for that life. 5th star unlocks are a tough business in the life saving category.

4points

GenuineJen 8 months ago

I'm glad this type of humor exists in the world.

3points

Lil be lil 8 months ago

"Yea, but now I gotta live with this face!"

2points

Jack Lowry 8 months ago (edited)

Hookers and blow

0points

GrammarPolice 8 months ago

“There’s always room to improve!”

0points

#7

Text meme about self-forgiveness and avoiding controversial mistakes, related to vegan memes balancing on the brink of being offensive.

Final score:

188points

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Kat Pekin 8 months ago

Did this happen? And why was it an American?

46points

Earthquake903 Premium 8 months ago

It did happen and because more than half of Americans worship bigoted, racist billionaires and vote to put them in office.

8points

Ace Premium 8 months ago

Yeah, one of the orange guy's cronies, I think. Or two. I try not to read too much about what's going on over there otherwise it would just be too upsetting.

7points

Linda Robinett 8 months ago

Traditionally, cabinet members are tops in their field or have a lot of experience. America is trying something new.

2points

WubiDubi 8 months ago

Twice.

2points

Rosecrucian Roeth 8 months ago

You had to ask " Why was it an American?" ...............because they are STUPID!

2points

laura lee 8 months ago

It did, on signal, and ofc it was

1point

Never Snarky 8 months ago

Because the Republicans are idiots.

0points

EJN 8 months ago

It was an American because right now in history, America has cornered the market on hiring idiots for government jobs. IQ over 75 and you don't stand a chance.

0points

Cheryl Butler 8 months ago

It was our secy. of defense. The inmates are running the asylum.

0points

PenguinEmp 8 months ago

You obviously knew that already. How else would you know it was an American

-3points

Kat Alison 8 months ago

Don’t Hegseth classified information.

19points

LauraDragonWench 8 months ago

New word usage unlocked! 👍

21points

#8

Meme showing a superhero looking annoyed with a caption about astronauts stuck watching a music video, vegan meme humor.

Final score:

186points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 8 months ago

There's a big misconception that's been going on about this that's been getting to me. This was not the first "All Female Crew". Valentina Tareshkova did that in 1963 when she went to space solo and spent two days up there in orbit. Also because this was an early Vostok mission, she bailed out of her capsule and parachuted down. The capsule had no parachute. This has been my TED talk.

137points

CP 8 months ago

Passengers aren't crew. No more needs to be said.

25points

Kalikima Premium 8 months ago

The thought of her parachuting out of a plummetting capsule is trippy as fúck..

9points

liam newton-harding 8 months ago

Has-been Katy Perry, and Bezos latest side piece were nothing more than cargo.

5points

Karen Bryan 6 months ago

There are still a few of us who remember this.

0points

Binky Melnik 7 months ago

I don’t understand “The capsule had no parachute,” as she most certainly parachuted to earth (four miles!) and some villagers helped her out then fed her dinner. Unsure whether you’re making a joke I don’t get.

0points

Never Snarky 8 months ago

Thank you for this info. Very interesting.

0points

Urszula Kantorek 8 months ago

Valentina Tereshkova

0points

Rebecca McManus 8 months ago

Thank you

0points

StretcherBearer 8 months ago

Komputer has a great song called Valentina Tereshkova.

0points

Rural Alberta Mama 8 months ago

This needs to be at the top

13points

nottheactualphoto 8 months ago

Make it so.

2points

Parmeisan 8 months ago

She kissed the ground and she liked it

10points

Robert T 8 months ago

She rode Bezos' dong and she liked it!

5points

Rick Murray 8 months ago

Oh come on now. It was her first time *and* she went up in a giant phallus.

9points

WubiDubi 8 months ago

Space? Nah, low orbit.

4points

Moonie Pinkslip 8 months ago

CRINGEWORTHY MOMENT

3points

CD King 8 months ago

This is so funny!

3points

Beachbum 3 months ago

🤣🤣🤣Yes! Katy Perry is an absolute tool for doing this

1point

Paul Gerrard 8 months ago

Katy Perry could have flown first class sucking down nice wine and enjoyed a 14 hour emirates experience. Only a few tens of thousands of metres different. View is the same. She went high altitude. The weightlessness was just the few minutes before dropping like a rock

1point

Doofnuts 8 months ago

I don't actually know much about Katy Perry, but I'm pretty sure she earned the money she paid for the trip. I truly don't understand the problem, except for the "what's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine" generation.

1point

LauraDragonWench 8 months ago (edited)

It's not about her money and how she earned it. It's the fact that the "space flight" (which it wasn't) was "revolutionary because all the women aboard somehow made it progressive and a positive message for girls. (I could go on about how those women were just passengers, doing nothing to actually promote women in STEM, but I'll skip that.) Perry's dramatic response of kissing the ground after they got back just increased our general derision of the entire episode.

9points

The reason we might get offended even when that wasn’t the other person’s intent usually lies within us. According to Dr. Seltzer, most of us possess an ego that is more fragile than we typically realize. “So it's likely that your ego may be more vulnerable than you assumed to experiencing another's behavior as hurtful, hostile, or threatening,” he wrote.

“Given the multitude of insecurities we're subject to in growing up, there exist within us parts that—more than we'd like to admit—remain particularly sensitive to (largely presumed) criticism, abuse, or neglect. And with few exceptions, others are even less aware than we are about what, emotionally, we're susceptible to and can't help but (over) react to.”

#9

Tweet humor about Head & Shoulders lacking Knees and Toes body wash, shared in vegan memes balancing on the brink of being offensive.

Final score:

185points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 8 months ago

Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes And eyes and ears and mouth and nose Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.

30points

BookFanatic 8 months ago

Thanks ever so, Ray. Now I'll be singing this under my breath for the rest of the afternoon. :D

8points

Mammuttipähkinä 8 months ago

Wait what? In my language it goes like: head, shoulders, butt, knees and toes... Eyes, ears and pat your belly

5points

Rebecca Swarbrick Moore 8 months ago

No dude, you dropped the ball, it’s: Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes And eyes and … holy f**k what’s in this b******g thing?? battery acid!!!! My retainers are burning!!!!

2points

lex 8 months ago

heads, shoulders, knees, and EYE disappoint my parents

1point

Justme Again 8 months ago

Well, that took me back 100 years. 😊

1point

Dee Rutherford 8 months ago

….Eyes, ears, mouth and nose.

1point

Auntriarch 8 months ago

And boomps a daisy

1point

Val 8 months ago

👏👏🙌😊👊

1point

Cipi 8 months ago

😅

0points

BrunoVI 8 months ago

When I was in high school, there was a new story about flatworms being in soap I told my biology teacher please let it be shampoo. He asked why. I then sang Head and shoulders nematodes.

5points

LadyKing 8 months ago

They also need eye drops, cotton buds, toothpaste and tissues

1point

GrammarPolice 8 months ago

I didn’t know you had dandruff!

0points

Bermuda butler 8 months ago

My parents are dead ...AHA

0points

Brian Droste 8 months ago

😃😃😃

0points

Doofnuts 8 months ago

My wife does this with her grandkids constantly. I think it's kinda cute.

0points

Lee Gilliland Premium 8 months ago

So you don't wash your trunk?

0points

StretcherBearer 8 months ago

I do but keep getting splinters from the bark.

1point

Subaru645 8 months ago

True, true

0points

#10

Tweet from Daniel Munro humorously describing middle aged happiness as folding 8 bath towels instead of many small clothes, vegan meme context.

Final score:

182points

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GlassHalfWay 8 months ago

He ain't lying...

50points

NerdAlert 8 months ago

This is one of the many reasons i do not want small humans

5points

RomanceRadish 8 months ago

Opening the dishwasher to find a few large bowls rather than several tiny containers/ utensils.

5points

Kat Pekin 8 months ago

They warm, they soft, they fold so nice ♡

1point

Sara Rondeau 7 months ago

So full of wisdom!!!🙏🏻

0points

Wanda Peachtree 8 months ago

Soooo true!!!

0points

John Casey 8 months ago

😂

0points

Edgar Rops 8 months ago

And if they are, they belong to a same human

0points

James Peek 8 months ago

And the day they learn to do their own laundry.

0points

Vylnce NA 8 months ago

This. We finally got to the point that everyone does their own laundry.

0points

Kat Premium 8 months ago

Yea that’s don’t miss that lol

0points

#11

Couple smiling outdoors with a horse photo bombing behind them, highlighting humorous vegan memes and photo moments.

Final score:

182points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 8 months ago

"Photo bomb you I have!"

40points

Devony Schlottmann 8 months ago

It’s so PREFECT

9points

El Dee 8 months ago

Elves has left the building..

8points

April Pickett 8 months ago

This is pretty close to perfect for me.

3points

SalamanderPanda 6 months ago

I have either gone momentarily dyslexic or they meant perfect……am I going mad?

0points

Cheery 8 months ago

lol-ing

0points

Marlene Ricker 8 months ago

Oh, this is wonderful!

0points

Oops 8 months ago

SO CUTE!!

0points

Helen Rohrlach 8 months ago

Shrek's had some skin lightening done.

0points

laura lee 8 months ago

More of a sneak attack

0points

The fact that taking offence is very much linked with perception becomes even more evident when we delve into the linguistics of it all. Discussing linguistic research on the topic, Lecturer in Forensic Linguistics at the Aston Institute for Forensic Linguistics, Dr. Tahmineh Tayebi, noted that the words we use aren’t offensive or inoffensive in and of themselves. They’re neutral until context is created.

“Even the most offensive words (for example, the notorious F- or C-words) can be generously used among close friends, as in-group solidarity markers, without anyone ever taking it to heart. It is therefore the context that determines the offensiveness of our words,” the lecturer wrote for The Conversation.

#12

Office door sign for Dr. B. Gee, humorously captioned about helping people stay alive, related to vegan memes.

Final score:

178points

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Rural Alberta Mama 8 months ago

Ah, ah, ah, ah

85points

GenuineJen 8 months ago

Stayin' alive, stayin' alive

20points

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 8 months ago

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man no time to talk Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around Since I was born

20points

Lost Panda 8 months ago

And now it's all right, that's okay. You may look the other way.

16points

nut nibbler 8 months ago

How deep is your love......lets check it against this rectal thermometer.

7points

SheamusFanFrom1987 8 months ago (edited)

I hope the good doctor is extremely capable at helping patients Stay Alive. We wouldn't want a Tragedy on our hands now, would we XP

7points

Robert Millar 8 months ago

I started a joke...

4points

Tucker Cahooter 8 months ago

Presumably also good at mending a broken heart

4points

Lara Verne 8 months ago

Stayin' aliveeeeeeee

2points

Beth Wheeler 8 months ago

I. I. I'm staying alive staying alive

1point

Moonie Pinkslip 8 months ago

I really hope he has that song playing in his waiting room.

0points

Deirdre 8 months ago

WELL, YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I USE MY WALK, IM A PATIENT'S DOCTOR, NO TIME TO TALK!

0points

#13

Woman smirking with text meme about Katy Perry standing in a puddle, related to vegan memes balancing on the brink of offense.

Final score:

178points

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James016 8 months ago

I farted so that makes me an expert in chemical warfare.

84points

Ms Daisy 8 months ago

Bio-hazard specialist

13points

ElfVibratorGlitter 8 months ago

😂

2points

Moonie Pinkslip 8 months ago (edited)

You also have the mysterious superpower of not having these whackjobs at BP censor "farted"

1point

•XxWillowxX• 5 months ago

I made some instant ramen so now im a chef

0points

George D 8 months ago

She blew out a candle and is now an honorary fireman.

21points

Lil be lil 8 months ago

😂😂😂😂😂

3points

keyboardtek 8 months ago

You must be referring to her expensive up and then down carnival ride.

7points

Doofnuts 8 months ago

LOL James. I fart and I know d**n well it's chemical warfare.

6points

NerdAlert 8 months ago

Yall i'm a nuclear scientist, a broadway actor, and a relationship expert :)

5points

Robert Millar 8 months ago

Katy Perry Went to Kerry On the Emerald Isle She stepped in a puddle Up to her middle But never learned how to smile

3points

Kris Murray 8 months ago

👍

3points

Auntriarch 8 months ago

Oof!

1point

Marlene Ricker 8 months ago

I love this one!

0points

Alyce 8 months ago

Loved this joke: "If Katy Perry is an astronaut, I'm a gynecologist "

0points

#14

Handwritten resignation note on a paper napkin symbolizing frustration, relating to vegan memes balancing offense and humor.

Final score:

168points

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JayhawkJoey 8 months ago

Brilliant!

55points

BrunoVI 8 months ago

There's got to be a place in the job market for somebody who can write that neatly on that

8points

Miki Premium 8 months ago (edited)

This it's too high quality. For real. That's a nice toilet paper :D

13points

Emilu Premium 8 months ago

Gotta be 3 ply at least.

6points

Glix Drap Premium 8 months ago

Needs skid marks for maximum effect.

5points

Petra Peitsch 8 months ago

Sadly, I didn't have this idea like a 1 week ago.

5points

Oops 8 months ago

Thats it!! Why not treat staff like human beings, i never will know.

0points

Paul Gerrard 8 months ago

Why starbucks lines are longer

0points

Doofnuts 8 months ago

What do you think he or she is trying to say here?

0points

Jessica Daus-Warner 8 months ago

Some businesses will take that out of your last check lol

0points

Delving deeper into what exactly makes people take offense, Dr. Tayebi explained that it usually entails experiencing negative emotions evoked by a word or an action that is in conflict with our expectations and what we believe to be right, appropriate, moral, or acceptable.

Though, people’s expectations and beliefs can differ quite significantly, so it’s no surprise that their views regarding being offended do, too. Pew Research Center found that more than six-in-ten adults in the US believe that nowadays, “people being too easily offended by things others say” is a major problem in the country. At the same time, nearly half of US adults believe that “people saying things that are very offensive to others” is a major problem as well.

#15

Tweet showing Katy Perry in a space suit with Twitter replies creating memes balancing on the brink of being offensive.

Final score:

166points

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Okiedokie 8 months ago

Wendy’s is always incredibly savage and incredibly on-point

94points

Kalikima Premium 8 months ago

That made me laugh. I love Wendy's person.

7points

Daniel Atkins 8 months ago

When I heard they were going to space i kinda hoped they’d get lost there. Not the kind where they die horribly but the kind where they’re annoyed but a robot saying danger danger.

3points

WubiDubi 8 months ago

*low orbit

2points

Beachbum 3 months ago

🤣🤣🤣Love all of these. She is an absolute fkn moron for, well they all are for thinking that they went into space. The whole thing just grinds my gears

1point

Moonie Pinkslip 8 months ago

Cute little icecream shop goes Terminator online :))

1point

Paul Gerrard 8 months ago

She was testing makeup to see if it made her look photoshopped

1point

Lil be lil 8 months ago

Send her back, she's overdone!

1point

NerdAlert 8 months ago

Should we open up the gifts or send them back? (send them back!)

1point

Origami Chik3n 8 months ago

Or was she ejected BY space?

0points

#16

Social media meme conversation about paying rent, highlighting humor in sharing expenses and affordability in vegan memes.

Final score:

158points

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Devony Schlottmann 8 months ago

Why do they have separate bank accounts if they’re married..? Genuine question

18points

Auntriarch 8 months ago

Why not, they are two separate people. My husband and I have separate bank accounts, we had them before we met, and simply kept them. My parents have a joint account, but they got married in the 1950s and my mother didn't work while my brother and I were in primary school, so it made sense for them. Some couples have separate and joint accounts.

56points

Petra Peitsch 8 months ago

Why not? Getting married doesn't mean, you became suddenly one mixed entity. Having a joint account for bills and groceries and unexpected shít -like the micro broke down, we need a new one-, meanwhile having your own separate one for your things, is totally normal.

24points

Alexandra 8 months ago

We have one joint account and each of us has their own account. Household expenses are paid from the joint account, which we both contribute an equal amount to. Whatever is left from our wages/salaries goes into our personal accounts.

13points

Dori 8 months ago

This is becoming more common as women want to maintain more independence. A well known tactic of abusers is to keep their victims from accessing money so they can't escape. Women have taken to keeping a separate account so they have financial security. There are other reasons too: each couple has different reasons, but past abuse is the reason I see most in social media.

12points

Deeelite 8 months ago

We do, cuz we each pay different bills, so there's no chance of him paying a large the same time as me and accidently overdrawn the account. Happily married for 21 years

6points

Anne Roberts 8 months ago

My late husband and I never had a joint account because he was terrible with money matters.

5points

Fire Singer 8 months ago

Upvote to try and cancel some downvotes. You asked a genuine question and shouldn't be downvoted for that! My husband and I have separate accounts. Mostly because we've never had a reason to combine them. We divvy up who pays what and it gets done. Simple as that for us. So we do it because it works for us. It's not what works for everyone, but it works for us.

5points

Little Bit 8 months ago

My hubby and I have separate accounts. He earns more than twice what I do and takes care of the bills and the costs of running the car. I buy all the groceries and pay for anything my daughters need. It works for us because he's a spender and I'm a saver. Despite my best efforts I know I will never change him, so as far as I'm concerned as long as the bills are paid, what he does with the rest of his money is up to him. He doesn't question what I do with my money. It would drive me mad if he we had a joint account and he was spending every penny I put in, and also I don't want to spend money that I haven't earned.

3points

Emilu Premium 8 months ago (edited)

Personally, I'd always have a separate account as an emergency. If something goes south, I can get out without being stuck there because of $$. Sounds skeptical and sure, maybe, but I've seen too many family violence situations through work where people (usually women) are stuck in abũsive relationships because they don't have the money to leave.

2points

FABULOUS1 8 months ago

My wife and I have separate bank accounts. Its not even because I make more money but more so because we dont treat money the same. I have a savings, she cant save to save her life.

2points

Never Snarky 8 months ago

Because women are people in their own right. We know how to manage our our own money.

1point

lisa_l_ross58 8 months ago

Protection and autonomy.

1point

Doug Moyer 8 months ago

Interesting discussion. My wife and I have had a joint account since we got married. I currently make nearly 3x more than she does. Some of the comments here seem to indicate that I should be able to spend more than she does on stuff that I want. We don't view it that way.

1point

Moonie Pinkslip 8 months ago

cos they're not joined at the hip and maybe have separate sources of income? He clearly does--his wife is one of them!

1point

DragonofMordor 8 months ago

Some couples keep separate accounts. Others have both joint and separate accounts. different couples do things differently.

1point

C Hendrix 8 months ago

In our case, we do have a joint account for household expenses, and we each have separate accounts for our personal expenses. This way I don't have to justify why I spent $65 on yet another pair of black heels, and he doesn't have to justify spending $90 on yet another computer subscription.

1point

George Costanza 8 months ago

More common than you think. My parents have been married for >50 years and still have completely separate bank accounts, credit cards, etc. Then again, they sort of hate each other so it makes sense.

1point

Storm Rise 8 months ago

My hubby and I have separate accounts too. It's pretty common over my side of the pond (Australia/ NZ) Some couples have a joint account they pay into for combined bills, but they usually just direct-debit the amount needed into the account when the bill is due. Wages etc, go into your own account. It saves a lot of grief if the marriage goes down the toilet!

0points

Alyce 8 months ago

I love my other half, but he's not great with money. So, separate accounts.

0points

PismoBob 8 months ago

My spouse and I had our own accounts in different companies. I’m with a credit union and she has a mega bank. Once we married, we put each other on our accounts and continued on with our financial business. It works well for us.

0points

PenguinEmp 8 months ago

We have joint accounts but I get it.

0points

laura lee 8 months ago

Some ppl are weird like that

-1point

martin734 Premium 8 months ago

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Joanne Long Premium 8 months ago

I admit it, I'm a Boomer, so you will understand my comment. Present him with an itemized bill for all of the unpaid labor you have performed if it's a long term marriage, he will owe YOU money.

1point

Doofnuts 8 months ago

Ummm, is that all it takes? Hmmmm, have to consider this.

1point

Cheryl Butler 8 months ago

This is funny.

0points

Oops 8 months ago

Of course i pay money too in my marriage, or all, if hubby gets unable, what a question.

0points

#17

Marketing meme featuring a Bic lighter ad with a woman lighting a candle and Snoop Dogg holding a lighter.

Final score:

157points

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Pandora 8 months ago

Nope. This is the pinnacle.

73points

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 8 months ago

Yeah the whole Martha Stewart , Snoop Dogg thing in the 2000s was hilarious.

17points

Kit Black 8 months ago

I love that this was a real thing

13points

athornedrose 8 months ago

what a marketing team. A+. no notes.

7points

GenuineJen 8 months ago

I submit that it does not.

6points

Doofnuts 8 months ago

This is genious. Someone at the agency had better be promoted over this.

4points

Delicate Fcuking Flower 8 months ago

And only one has been to prison.

1point

dan gerene 8 months ago

For doing what many Congress Critters do all the time.

2points

Amanda Reinstatler 7 months ago

I STILL cannot believe Snoop played at tRumps innaugaration......sooooo disappointed : (

0points

Never Snarky 8 months ago

Insulting to the max.

0points

Dolly_of TheCowboy 8 months ago

I care not if this was a contrived thing as some have said over the years. They truly go well together whenever and whatever they are presenting and look like they truly enjoy one another's company. Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg as a crime fighting team I would also watch that show because you know you would still get them cooking something delicious whilst the investigation occurs

0points

Oops 8 months ago

What did this mean looking daddy mean?? Dont get me wrong, i like him, just had to push this bad joke out, sorry.

0points

Just like words or jokes, memes, too, can be offensive to some people. But if you’re a fan of this type of humor, as well as other kinds of memes, continue to our meme category for more funny content and have fun!

#18

Text meme showing a humorous exchange about alcoholism, related to edgy vegan memes balancing on the brink of offense.

Final score:

151points

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Regina Holt 8 months ago

Oh, this is funny!

51points

Weaponized Beef 8 months ago

I am an alcoholic and I find this incredibly insensitive. Just kidding, I saved it to send to some of my AA friends.

10points

Jungle Empress 85 Premium 8 months ago

This is gold!

3points

Doofnuts 8 months ago

Seen before, but it's one of my favorites.

3points

Moonie Pinkslip 8 months ago

hahahahaa :)))

2points

Brendon Nash Premium 8 months ago

Good one!

2points

Maria Maria 6 months ago

😂

0points

#19

Skeletor shares introvert tips in a meme balancing on the brink of being offensive with vegan humor.

Final score:

150points

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"Disembodied voice" 8 months ago

Or pop it on air plane mode, oh no the call dropped!

35points

Moonie Pinkslip 8 months ago

same as hanging up, no? :))

3points

MushroomHead22 8 months ago

wait wait wait. you can't just hang up. when you're talking to someone on the phone and their phone dies there's always a delay between when they stop talking and the line cutting. what you need to do, Skeletor, is when you're ready to hang up, press mute first, so they can't hear anything. wait 5-9 seconds, then hang up. you're welcome.

4points

WubiDubi 8 months ago

I miss phones where you could take the battery out, ending the call is different.

4points

Dekker451 8 months ago

"Did you know that if you chew your cuticles and swallow, you're technically a cannibal? UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN!"

2points

Miles Mawyer 8 months ago

These are always good, because I read them in his voice.

2points

Lee Jacobson Premium 8 months ago

Great idea!

0points

Oops 8 months ago

brilliant

0points

Bored Trash Panda 8 months ago

best advice ever

0points

#20

Man wearing a green t-shirt with Che Guevara image, meme text about capitalism and irony, vegan memes balancing on the brink of offense.

Final score:

149points

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Johnnynatfan 8 months ago

People who wear his face are complete idiots and have obviously never actually read anything about that monster loser piece of trash

63points

Camber Hollywood 8 months ago (edited)

It's simple. It's easy to love a monster at a distance. Especially when there is no shortage of monsters actively f***ing with us and then pretending they're going to space.

11points

C Hendrix 8 months ago

I'm curious as to how many actually know who he is.

3points

Arenite 8 months ago

Yeah, but it is a great photo!

2points

EJN 8 months ago

Have you?

0points

Wanda Peachtree 8 months ago

Agreed

0points

Jaya 8 months ago (edited)

Confession: Decades ago, I wore this as a stupid 15 year old, I didn't know who he was, I thought it had something to do with Rage Against The Machine, because their singer used to wear this shirt. I am still so embarrassed about it, I've never told anyone about this. I am so glad social media weren't around yet, because I have been able to get away with being an idiot, and teens nowadays will be reminded of their idiocy forever.

14points

Kalikima Premium 8 months ago

I'm proud of you for your growth.

5points

Lee Gilliland Premium 8 months ago

That's the only picture he looks handsome in, BTW. He was in the paper occasionally when I was young and the dinosaurs were friendly, and he was NOT a good-looking guy.

11points

Petra Peitsch 8 months ago

Yeah, whenever I see a person with Che or other communism-devoted dude's image on their T-shirts, cups, hats or just a sticker, I know, that person is dumb AF.

10points

EJN 8 months ago

Oh, I don't know about that selling to idiots thing. It seems that the idiots are into buying head-wear in shades of red these days...

4points

Travelling Stranger 8 months ago

in certain locations wearing something like this gets one in legal trouble

4points

Moonie Pinkslip 8 months ago

It's just a "cool thing" to do. End chat :))

2points

azubi 8 months ago

Cuba has free health care. Just sayin '

2points

Tins Mccaskill 6 months ago

That shirt was seen massively on college campuses across America : the mantra for the the uninformed and uneducated!

0points

Linda Robinett 8 months ago

I actually met the guy who made that poster. Since he does not own every house in Ireland, I assume no one paid him licensing fees.

0points

#21

Ant on a green leaf with a humorous comment joking about married ants, related to vegan memes balancing offense.

Final score:

148points

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Greenkitty 8 months ago

Married males live longer, while married females have shorter life span.

51points

Auntriarch 8 months ago

Unless you're a mantis

10points

Sandella 8 months ago

Yes I can believe that. We carry the burden of our husband's stress and are forever trying to fix it

2points

Anne Roberts 8 months ago

Except for those females who eats their mates after s*x.

1point

Deep One 8 months ago

All married men would like to say: "It only feels that way." :)

0points

Maureen Rouse 8 months ago

Yeah...it's because we married men who were jerks!

0points

Lorenzo 8 months ago

It just seems longer

0points

BrunoVI 8 months ago

I just double checked this married women live longer than never married women. This factoid is created by the statistical effect of it is very normal for women to outlive their husbands, typically women outlive Men by 8 years. So a woman who dies while married probBly died young. Not so for men

0points

BrunoVI 8 months ago

When you consider that women normally live 8 years longer than men, you realize it's quite normal for a woman to outlive her husband and become single, but it's very rare for a man to outliver his wife and become single.

0points

Philly Bob Premium 8 months ago

6 weeks

0points

Lil be lil 8 months ago

On the street, maybe two weeks.

0points

lisa_l_ross58 8 months ago

I always look down when I walk to avoid stepping on them.

1point

#22

Humorous vegan meme about not wasting food, showing two covered Tupperware containers with leftovers inside.

Final score:

148points

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GlassHalfWay 8 months ago

I don't remember writing this...

59points

Auntriarch 8 months ago

It's the law in my mother's house too

8points

Lester the Space Duck 8 months ago

When I was growing up, it was "Don't use the 'good' Tupperware for leftovers! That's what the washed margarine tubs, takeout containers, bread bags, and tinfoil are for!" Our fridge was where the nearly inedible transformed into the unimaginable.

5points

Philly Bob Premium 8 months ago

Having 10 un-labled "Shedd's Spread" containers in the fridge is like playing Russian roulette with leftovers. Thanx Mom!

1point

WubiDubi 8 months ago

We are all microbiologists. Without autoclaves.

4points

Emilu Premium 8 months ago (edited)

I do this. Gotta make 110% sure it’s bad before you chuck it, after all.

4points

Bored Trash Panda 8 months ago

and half the time have to chuck the Tupperware it's in to...

7points

Kalikima Premium 8 months ago

I feel seen.

3points

Robert Beveridge 8 months ago

Unfortunately accurate.

1point

Kat Alison 8 months ago

But that’s a good Tupperware. 😢

1point

Cheryl Butler 8 months ago

And we let it get so awful, we have to throw out the Tupperware too.

0points

SJones Premium 8 months ago

Like proper white middle class people

0points

Linda Robinett 8 months ago

A coworker used to do this all the time. I named her the "top scientist"

0points

#23

Three cloaked figures performing a ritual in a forest, caption referencing satire and current events meme humor.

Final score:

143points

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BeesEelsAndPups 8 months ago

Impossible. They will be forced to report the actual news for the next four years

111points

Ace Premium 8 months ago

Ant then in a supreme irony nobody will actually believe it.

13points

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 8 months ago

I've never seen a more clear manifestation of Poe's Law than the times we're living through right now.

4points

Nikole 8 months ago

Totally impossible. It’s so depressing and infuriating.

2points

Delicate Fcuking Flower 8 months ago

The movie (sorry, documentary) Idiocracy comes to mind

1point

Pandora 8 months ago

At this point they are just printing actual world events.

15points

Sam Trudeau 8 months ago

"Trump boys get tongue stuck to pole"

7points

LauraDragonWench 8 months ago (edited)

"Said they were triple-dog-dared and therefore forced into it."

4points

MushroomHead22 8 months ago

what they should start doing is posting the real stories and pretend their fake.

0points

Stygtand Premium 8 months ago

I watched that video and now i cant get the chant out of my mind.

0points

#24

Text meme on black background about how saying enjoy the next 24 hours sounds vaguely threatening, related to vegan memes.

Final score:

140points

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BeesEelsAndPups 8 months ago

Going to start using this

52points

BookFanatic 8 months ago

"Have the type of day you deserve!"

10points

Emilu Premium 8 months ago (edited)

I used to use that one on shítty customers when I worked in retail 🤣🤣

6points

Moonie Pinkslip 8 months ago

This is gold :))

2points

Booker 8 months ago

This one made me laugh out loud.

0points

#25

Man with a confused and shocked expression reacting to an unexpected situation, meme about social interactions and humor

Final score:

138points

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Regina Holt 8 months ago

Funny or offensive? I vote funny.

71points

ocean todd Premium 8 months ago

Without a doubt funny!

10points

UKGrandad 8 months ago

Depends who's playing - is it friends, or family.

7points

Lee Gilliland Premium 8 months ago

Funny

1point

Nikole 8 months ago

Funny!

0points

CD King 8 months ago

I’m pretty sure William Defoe would drop his kit and yell “ I’m in” while twirling his w***y by pelvic thrusts alone.

12points

Fred L. 8 months ago

Well, if he wants to play Agent Smecker again ...

0points

Lester the Space Duck 8 months ago

Nothing like a nice, wholesome family game of Strip Monopoly...

6points

UMUMO 6 months ago

Hilarious

1point

#26

Couple having a playful conversation about their wedding date, illustrating humor in vegan memes context.

Final score:

137points

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GlassHalfWay 8 months ago (edited)

Ba dum büm

30points

Dekker451 8 months ago

Wait, are they seriously censoring the word 'b*m'?

2points

Jungle Empress 85 Premium 8 months ago

Already preparing for fatherhood!

11points

Auntriarch 8 months ago

Prime dad material!

10points

Lost Panda 8 months ago

"After that pun, you assumed wrong"

4points

#27

Text meme on a black background humorously reflecting on the shock of hearing a talking parrot, related to vegan memes.

Final score:

136points

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GlassHalfWay 8 months ago

🤣

28points

WubiDubi 8 months ago

My local birds mimicing my neighbour's new pride-and-joy car-alarm was extreme avian gas-lighting.

4points

Glix Drap Premium 8 months ago

Depends on what it said.

2points

Moonie Pinkslip 8 months ago

lol :)) Especially if, like Aussie parrots, it swore like a sailor on shore leave....

1point

Doofnuts 8 months ago

An exorcism was probably involved.

1point

John Casey 8 months ago

😂

0points

Luka 8 months ago

Probably true!

0points

#28

Man lying on couch watching beauty pageant, comedic meme illustrating casual critique, related to vegan memes and humor.

Final score:

131points

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DeeDee M 8 months ago

THIS. If I had a nickel for everytime I've seen a beautiful, amazing woman take criticism on her looks from a balding potato that comes from some sub-human gene pool, I'd be loaded. Fellas, if you aren't attracted to her, that's fine. STFU otherwise.

75points

Uncle Schmickle 8 months ago

" sub human gene pool " ...... I'll try to remember that one !

3points

Krod Mandoon 8 months ago

This! Some hypocrite who thinks it's ok to shame men with hair issues, and probably got all up in arms when Chris made a joke about Will's wife, because God forbid a woman gets made fun of for something that society finds perfectly acceptable to make fun of guys for. YOU are what's wrong with the world...

0points

XenoMurph 8 months ago

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Auntriarch 8 months ago

Miki is perfectly correct. Unfortunately.

11points

Lee Gilliland Premium 8 months ago

Pic needs a half-eaten potato chips and two empty bottles of Coke.

6points

themontaguefarm Premium 6 months ago

For real, but it definitely goes both ways. Women can be pretty brutal about this as well. I think in general people should be kinder and not talk badly about someone’s appearance

0points

Ryan Mercer 8 months ago

They have noses?

0points

Paul Gerrard 8 months ago

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Chilli 6 months ago

wooow calling attractive woman stupid, what a hilarious and original joke that will certainly be funny every time it's told.

1point

Miki Premium 8 months ago (edited)

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#29

Tweet text humorously highlights rising costs over years, reflecting on affordability struggles, featuring memes about vegan lifestyle and finances.

Final score:

130points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 8 months ago

Gen-X and older Millennials have it rough AF RN.

53points

David Houde 8 months ago

I'm Gen-x and I feel terrible for the younger generations. My wife and I bought our house in 2017. A few weeks ago I looked up it's value and realized that if we bought it today, we wouldn't be able to afford it. I don't understand who is paying these prices for homes. It's not sustainable. Soon enough there will be zero homes that the middle class can afford, if it hasn't happened already.

18points

Asri 8 months ago

Gen-X has gone through 4 major recessions in our working years, and we still have it good compared to younger millennials. Yes, we had our crappy almost too broke to eat ramen stage but I have no idea how our younger generations manage.

6points

Owen Premium 8 months ago

I fall into one of those categories, and I agree. I survive by having low, low standards.

6points

Black Cat 8 months ago

It seems the only people who can afford decent housing are the boomers, but what happens when they d*****f and nobody else can afford their old homes? Will prices then come down?

4points

Sandella 8 months ago

I beg to differ. The older millennial had plenty of time to be earning while it was still good. The younger millennial are the ones that hit the working world just as the recessions became a permanent state of being

2points

Nichole Harris 8 months ago

Tru dat

2points

Doug Moyer 8 months ago

Older Gen-X here (with young boomer wife). I think we're still doing well. Just depends on what craziness the market does over the next few years. Maybe our retirement plans are gonna happen. Maybe I'll never be able to retire. Who knows?!?

0points

Littlemiss Premium 8 months ago

This is a little too close to um um I was going to say home but I don't have one

13points

Bored Trash Panda 8 months ago (edited)

We just bought a house but it is a massive fixer upper. Luckily my partner and I know how to do most of the stuff that needs to be done. Only reason we were able to get it was an FHA loan and down payment assistance. We figured if we didn't buy a house now, we were never going to because of how everything is going.

5points

Khavrinen 8 months ago

Coming up soon: crazy how I'll never be able to afford to breathe.

5points

Doofnuts 8 months ago

Then there's us Boomers who are never, ever, going to die, BWAhahahahahaha!

1point

Steve H 7 months ago

Us boomers are doing fine thanks

0points

Elly Clifton 8 months ago

and chocolate

0points

Sandy Kavanaugh 8 months ago

I have hens. No problems here!

0points

#30

Twitter meme about being kissed in your sleep, shared with comments, humorous vegan meme from social media post.

Final score:

130points

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Becca not Becky 8 months ago

Or on the bus

28points

Kalikima Premium 8 months ago

I wouldn't sleep on the bus, regardless of how long I was on it.. won't make that mistake twice..

9points

James016 8 months ago

Or at work.

2points

Moonie Pinkslip 8 months ago

hahahahaaa :)))))

1point

Paul Gerrard 8 months ago

. Planes are ok?

1point

Novlette Williams 8 months ago

Or at work with very unattractive people

-1point

#31

Humorous meme about pros and cons of being an adult, featured in vegan memes balancing on the brink of offense.

Final score:

123points

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ƒιѕн 8 months ago

Me right now...

27points

BookFanatic 8 months ago

Yep. You think we'd learn at some point. I'm 46 and had to hide the Oreos from myself. Went about as well as you'd expect.

5points

Rick Murray 8 months ago

I've had to wean myself off of Maltesers. They're too good, an entire pack vanishes very quickly and it is most satisfying, right up until the part where my insides explode. 😞 Horrible thing is, it took far too long and far to much pain for me to finally give them up, and now writing this I'm 😭 about it.

3points

Rick Murray 8 months ago

Can't hack 28 cookies? Amateur...

4points

Auntriarch 8 months ago

I guess this is what my mother meant when she said no more watermelon you've already had three slices. I'm not admitting to her that she was right though, I have my pride.

4points

Michael Oleary 8 months ago

I once ate 40 milanos in one afternoon -it felt great

3points

Maisey Myles 8 months ago

Girl Scout thin mint cookies-a whole box by myself

3points

Paul Gerrard 8 months ago

The new Pope comes from chicago. He has just realised breakfast cereal doesnt contain cookies and marshmallow

1point

Regina Holt 8 months ago

I'm gonna go eat 27 cookies.

1point

Ariom Dahl 5 months ago

Love it! Yes, it's hilarious. And SO true.

0points

Deep One 8 months ago

Me the first time I could buy my own jar of maraschino cherries.

0points

#32

Billionaires flying in a massive futuristic airplane meme about climate change and vegan memes balancing on the brink.

Final score:

122points

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GenuineJen 8 months ago (edited)

That monstrosity looks like its cheeks are full of water.

42points

Lil be lil 8 months ago

That's the Airplanes swimming pool!

10points

WubiDubi 8 months ago

Too late, Nestle heard you...

3points

Doug Moyer 8 months ago

That's for the waterslides!

1point

Rosecrucian Roeth 8 months ago

And it's colon full of shite:)

1point

ohjojo (you/your's) 8 months ago

just full of hot air

0points

Ravenkbh 8 months ago

You mean "A" billionaire on their way to a climate change conference...

17points

Rick Murray 8 months ago

Hey, is this the new Saudi Air Farce One?

13points

Sam Trudeau 8 months ago

That's not the billionaire plane. That plane is for Elon's dog

10points

Regina Holt 8 months ago

I ĥope elon doesn't have a dog. The way he treats people? He does not have what it takes to love a dog and take care of it.

10points

FABULOUS1 8 months ago

Closely to the one traitor Trump just got as a gift from Qatar

3points

dx8rkcs447 8 months ago

and the cpu power for generating this?

3points

Val 8 months ago

It's like a cruise ship in the sky.

2points

Moonie Pinkslip 8 months ago

Is it solar powered?

1point

EJN 8 months ago

Is this the new old airplane that the Arabs are giving the Orange President?

0points

Paul Gerrard 8 months ago (edited)

One each. No sharing. One of them has greta thunberg. What are the odds one crashes ans she is not on it

0points

#33

Meme showing a humorous comment about eating 413 chicken nuggets, highlighting vegan meme themes.

Final score:

122points

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GenuineJen 8 months ago

The headline says local *man*... Is dog wondering if he can push the limit because he's not a local man?

25points

Lexi 8 months ago

No, dog is smarter and will stop after being sick for the forth time

6points

2econdSelf 8 months ago

Curiosity got the best of me, so I did the math…that’s 14.4 lbs. / 6.53 kg of nuggets. Bleh!🤮

4points

Kalikima Premium 8 months ago

That sounds so gross..

2points

Jessica Daus-Warner 8 months ago

Putting his life on the line for science.

3points

Paul Gerrard 8 months ago

He wasnt paralysed. It was a stroke. His arteries looked like a sewer with wet wipes.

2points

Sam Trudeau 8 months ago

"You are eating too much to be able to run"

1point

Maria Maria 6 months ago

😂

0points

lisa_l_ross58 8 months ago

He deserved it.

0points

Oops 8 months ago

Pervert, and other people are starving and dying,

0points

JayhawkJoey 8 months ago

A dog! 🤣

0points

#34

Man wearing fishnet stockings on one leg sitting outside, caption about suntan and balancing on the brink of being offensive vegan memes.

Final score:

120points

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GenuineJen 8 months ago

I'm all ears...

19points

Uncle Panda Premium 8 months ago

"I've been under a lot of strain here lately."

2points

nottheactualphoto 8 months ago

Beyond awesome.

5points

Delicate Fcuking Flower 8 months ago

Cause I'm a sweet transvestite... From transexual... Transylvaniaaaaaaa-hah-hah

2points

Lil be lil 8 months ago

Fishnet stockings, s**y!

1point

Kalikima Premium 8 months ago

Why in the héll is séxy censored?

4points

Mike F 8 months ago

Maybe not...

0points

#35

Group of people reading a note with caption related to memes balancing on the brink of being offensive.

Final score:

117points

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Robin Roper 8 months ago

I just saw this "Even on Gilligan's Island, they listened to the Professor and not the Millionaire.

103points

Jack Smith 8 months ago

That made me laugh. The idea that random billionaires are the best people to run our country is totally f****n absurd.

16points

Dane 1 month ago

"We've been trying to reach you about your automobile extended warranty...."

0points

Delicate Fcuking Flower 8 months ago

Oh I am sending this one to my mother lol

0points

Wheeskers 8 months ago

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#36

Text meme about mullet hairstyles and jean jackets, relevant to vegan memes balancing on the brink of being offensive.

Final score:

117points

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Smeghead Tribble Down Under 8 months ago

🤣🤣🤣

21points

Daria 8 months ago

?

4points

Highfalutin Heron Premium 8 months ago

https://in.pinterest.com/pin/958844576920624456/

1point

James016 8 months ago

Well yeehaw.

3points

#37

Ocean waves under a cloudy sky with text about getting through challenges, related to vegan memes balancing on offense.

Final score:

114points

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Auntriarch 8 months ago

Whatever it takes.

39points

Cheryl May 8 months ago

I feel seen. And heard.

3points

Travelling Stranger 8 months ago

oh, yeah, disappointing affirmations

1point

Cheryl Butler 8 months ago

D**n Straight.

0points

Lara Verne 8 months ago

And then complaining some more!

0points

Ipetmykitteh 8 months ago

I feel seen.

0points

#38

Three men with man bun hairstyles and three tied-up trash bags, illustrating vegan meme humor balancing on the brink of being offensive.

Final score:

107points

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Auntriarch 8 months ago

I'm going to be in trouble now, I think that haircut is rather cute, it doesn't suit everyone, no hairstyle does. But one of the managers in our local supermarket has this and even my mother agrees he looks very nice (her words, I think he looks very dashing)

81points

Rachel Pelz 8 months ago

Never argue with Auntriarch's mother, I suppose :)

12points

Kalikima Premium 8 months ago

I've always liked the haircut on certain guys. You're right, not everyone can pull it off, but some guys do.

5points

Ell Bee 8 months ago

Completely agree; very dashing. All I can think of is Sokka from Avatar: The Last Airbender and that makes me like the haircut even more.

3points

Sue User 8 months ago

My. Nephew had one. Didnt look too bad. Just got a job at a garden center two weeks ago, not has a crew cut. Too hot.

2points

Nikole 8 months ago

Yeah, I think it’s fine.

1point

Shan Dennis 6 months ago

I knew a two year old with curls and never had a haircut, we did this to him, OMG! Walking down the street, we could hear ovaries exploding behind us.

0points

Tanya Mattson 8 months ago

I've seen a lot of young men with this and I think they look god too.

0points

lisa_l_ross58 8 months ago

Agree

0points

Hetal Vyas 8 months ago

My other half looks se×y with his sliver pony tail

0points

Moonie Pinkslip 8 months ago

I agree

0points

ghost gurl 8 months ago

i dont know why everyone cares so much

11points

Jaya 8 months ago

I think men buns are hot.

7points

Lara Verne 8 months ago

Bro stop hating and go brush your mullet.

5points

Jnausicaa Premium 8 months ago

These were in vogue in Japan about 1000 years ago.

3points

tori Ohno 8 months ago

Where I'm from, it's not a manbun, it's a bichbiscuit.

3points

TerathNinir 8 months ago

You get mad at that haircut no one gets any more!

1point

Rosie Hamilton 8 months ago

My next-door neighbour's young boys have this hair cut.

1point

lee Jordan 5 months ago

and all I think of is what all of the Whos in Whoville are doing...

0points

Squirrel Chaser 5 months ago

That's because the space beneath the top-knot are usually filled with the same thing: garbage.

0points

Marlene Ricker 8 months ago

Perfect!

0points

#39

Text meme ranking ways to contact someone, highlighting humor in communication preferences, related to vegan memes and edgy humor.

Final score:

107points

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Vesuvius 8 months ago

This is exactly what my list looks like. Please do not call me!

31points

Ahnjunwan 8 months ago

And if you want to, send a message before and ask if i have time. I am not sitting next to the phone and hope someone calls me. So rude!

6points

Sparkle Bean 8 months ago

missing from list: telepathy

6points

Kalikima Premium 8 months ago

It might be in that middle section.

1point

Lee Gilliland Premium 8 months ago

I miss having friends just call to chat, it was one of the small pleasures of life. But then the all the sales callers weapon used the phone. Sad, that.

5points

Miki Premium 8 months ago

I put call on a 2nd place. If text doesn't explains clear enough call is the fastest way.

3points

Joanne Long Premium 8 months ago

I'm not getting the new "no calling" culture. It's suddenly rude to not text to get permission to call? Really, is everyone so important/busy/ a******s that permission must be granted to speak to them ?

1point

Rebecca O’Donnell Premium 6 months ago

I thought it was showing consideration to the person being called. This way they can finish whatever they are in the middle of and then can relax and enjoy the call.

0points

Scott Allen Rauch 8 months ago

I don't understand. Decline the call, and call back later (if you want). Answer the call, and take 60 seconds to settle what could take hours via texting, or days via email.

1point

Lil be lil 8 months ago

Snail mail.

1point

Robert Beveridge 8 months ago

Ways to contact me: 1. email 2. don't

1point

Maria Maria 6 months ago

Yep

0points

Dan Cone 8 months ago

call me what you want but please don't call me

0points

#40

Police officer handcuffing a man who responds with impossible I'm vegan, a meme balancing on the brink of being offensive.

Final score:

106points

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Katherine Forest 8 months ago

As a vegan, I would like to say that we are cool being the only demographic that it's still techincally OK to insult without getting canceled. You're welcome.

47points

ElfVibratorGlitter 8 months ago

Yeah, it gets a little old...

14points

Hassel Davidhoff 8 months ago

Hi! Fellow vegan here! You are not alone!

12points

Broccoli 8 months ago

Yeah…I’m not a vegan, and I just don’t like those overly flamboyant and annoying vegans that force everybody to not eat meat, but the entire vegan community is getting the blame for the stupid actions of a few individuals.

7points

Dekker451 8 months ago

Not quite true. You can still get away with making fun of the Amish if you do it on TV or the Internet, because how would they find out?

2points

Miles Mawyer 8 months ago

We appreciate you. I for one, understand that not all vegans are like The Vegan Teacher.

1point

Pseudonym For An Author 5 months ago

Not the only one. Apparently you can insult Christians, too

0points

Cheryl Butler 8 months ago

no, we fat people still catch it all the time.

0points

Linda Robinett 8 months ago

I think they are referring to the idea that a high fiber diet causes flatulence.

0points

Dave Sturtz 8 months ago

Are there male vegans? There must be a few, otherwise how do we get baby vegans? And are bany vegans allowed to drink milk?

0points

Alyce 8 months ago

Nope, straight people, white people, rich people, men in general and all political conservatives are fair game, too.

0points

Paul Gerrard 8 months ago

And rangas...red heads

0points

Krod Mandoon 8 months ago

You mean besides short guys, or guys with hair issues?

0points

nuberiffic 8 months ago

In a post about how vegans can never keep quiet about their veganism: you're immediate response was, "I must tell them I'm a vegan"

0points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 8 months ago

Thank you for your service

0points

Boop the Snoot. Pound the Paw. 8 months ago

You can insult Christians all day long w/o getting cancelled.

-1point

Karmageddon 8 months ago

You know how to pick out the vegan in the room? Don't worry, they'll tell you!

20points

karivfta 8 months ago

But only after watching 20 ads for animal products during a 1 hour tv show.

0points

Bob Jones 8 months ago

I never understand why the fact that someone chooses not to consume animal products is so triggering and upsetting to some other people.

15points

ElfVibratorGlitter 8 months ago (edited)

I don't understand it either. It's like getting pissed off someone won't drink alcohol or something.

11points

Bored Trash Panda 8 months ago

For me, it's not the fact they don't eat animal products because, to each their own. I just don't like the vegans that get mad at other people for eating animal products. But, that hasn't been many to me, like maybe one or two in my life. I know many vegans and they are amazing friendly people.

8points

Sue User 8 months ago

Dont want to eat animal products, fine. But stop morrally judging me because i choose a different lifestyle. Its the militant vegans that ruin it.

0points

Petra Schaap 8 months ago

while in reality theres only whining ABOUT vegans. im not one though.

9points

Hassel Davidhoff 8 months ago (edited)

There is always so much bashing of vegans in this BP community and it's dumb as hell. I'm embarrassed for you. You're all simping for giant corporations who produce junk food devoid of nutrition and you're so proud to be eating it that you dunk on people that have learned better. Like, y'all realize that if you go chat to a cardiologist or a nutritionist and ask them what the healthiest diet you can eat to ensure a long life is, they're going to tell you to eat a whole foods, plant based diet. And they'll tell you to get some dämn exercise. Yet most folks are overweight and joking about how vegans are silly. It makes no sense at all.

5points

Nikole 8 months ago

They always have these dámn articles to shít on people who don’t eat meat. I’m just a vegetarian, but I’ve gotten soooooooooo much cràp from omnivores over the years. The only time I said anything to someone eating meat was years ago when my uncle ordered veal. He had no idea what happens to those calves.

4points

Sue User 8 months ago

You can have a healthy diet, not eat proceesed foods, etc and still consume meat.

4points

Broccoli 8 months ago

Vegans aren’t silly, we just don’t like those overly flamboyant and annoying ones that try to stop all the over people from eating meat

3points

Alyce 8 months ago

Who says I want a long life? Especially if I have to eat kale🤢

1point

Miles Mawyer 8 months ago

Calm down there buddy. Not all non-vegans are unhealthy. Show me on the doll where the carnivore touched you.

1point

Historyherstory (old guy) 8 months ago

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Florencia Renedo 7 months ago

"Impossible! I eat tortured and m******d animals, raised on crops that destroy the environment, and I will rub it on your face all day long, with advertisements, bragging about "my meat", teasing vegans... " As a vegan, I will not keep quiet when attacked and mocked by cruel and ignorant people.

2points

lisa_l_ross58 8 months ago

As vegans, we speak up to try to stop cruelty.

2points

Paul Gerrard 8 months ago

How do you know somone is vegan? They will tell you while berating your choices

0points

Lee Gilliland Premium 8 months ago

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#41

Historical painting style meme showing woman confessing to priest, with vegan memes balancing on the brink of being offensive theme.

Final score:

104points

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Lee Gilliland Premium 8 months ago (edited)

Am I the only one who spent the time you were supposed to be preparing for confession trying to word my sins to get the lightest penance?

21points

UKGrandad 8 months ago

What a wasted opportunity. Why not go big and see just how much it takes to give a priest a heart attack?

8points

Nikole 8 months ago

It’s not like you had to do any of it though…

2points

Leesa DeAndrea 7 months ago

When I was in my mid teens I realized I was just confessing the same petty minor sins every time. And that I was wasting my time and the priests time. So I stopped going to confession. Never went again and I don't miss it. Stopped going to church too when my mom no longer made me go. Don't miss that either.

1point

Ms Daisy 8 months ago

So I'm not the only one 😏

1point

Never Snarky 8 months ago

Not at all.

0points

Phil 2 months ago

I can't till I graduate from seminary school

0points

Ariom Dahl 5 months ago

Love it!

0points

Marlene Ricker 8 months ago

This is too funny!

0points

Oops 8 months ago

Omg, the church

0points

#42

Woman in handcuffs being escorted by police officer, meme about relationships in vegan memes context.

Final score:

98points

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Petra Peitsch 8 months ago

And watches your head.

45points

Sherry Moore 8 months ago

And gives you silver bracelets

9points

WubiDubi 8 months ago

And reads your rights not your wrongs to you.

4points

Moonie Pinkslip 8 months ago

she nailed it!

1point

Brendon Nash Premium 8 months ago

For now just being detained

0points

Ravenkbh 8 months ago

Short cop

-2points

UKGrandad 8 months ago

Tall woman?

2points

#43

Meme text humorously discussing dealing with co-workers as kickboxing, related to vegan memes balancing offense.

Final score:

97points

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SheamusFanFrom1987 8 months ago

I don't need kickboxing. *10 seconds later* SUPAAAAAAHHHHHHHKIIIIIIIIIICKKKKKK!!! XD

10points

ElfVibratorGlitter 8 months ago

Anybody remember Tae Bo with Billy Blanks?

4points

#44

Man leaning over table labeled cashier knowing code for exotic fruit, with others behind labeled normal cashier, vegan meme concept.

Final score:

96points

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Petra Peitsch 8 months ago

Last time I bought jalapno peppers, we spent a good 2-3 minutes with the cashier trying to figure out from her list, under which code should she book them. We found them under pepperoni peppers.

23points

Ace Premium 8 months ago

Can be quite confusing when shopping in different parts of Switzerland, or even looking at labels in national chains, which are typically written in two or three languages. Peperoni just means pepper in Italian, but is used for a specific long type, with zero heat, in Switzerland, peperoncino/i , on the other hand, means chilli/s in Italian... And some of these or related terms may be used on French or German as well, but potentially only within Switzerland, so a German shopper may not know them... Anyway, to be safe make sure you test what you think may be chillis, cos thy may not be, and test what are labelled as peppers, cos they may be chillis.

4points

mria alternativa 8 months ago

Last time I got an artichoke, the cashier stopped scanning stuff, looked at it, turned it over and went "I'm sorry but what the heck is this?".

8points

Lee Gilliland Premium 8 months ago

An edible thistle.

8points

WubiDubi 8 months ago

Forget fruit, 13 varities of sourdough.

3points

JK 8 months ago

When I was a cashier we were required to peruse the produce section pre-shift. Once a week, they gave us a basked of 10 items we had to identify. Every time I shop, I look at the produce for new stuff. Now these sissies can scan the little stickers.

2points

Earthquake903 Premium 8 months ago

Where is that original photo from?

2points

Multa Nocte Premium 8 months ago

It's Young Thug and Lil Durk. https://www.hiphoplately.com/lil-durk-finally-reveals-what-young-thug-told-him-in-notorious-meme/

1point

Lester the Space Duck 8 months ago

I'll never forget when I bought a single everything bagel at local store... The cashier picked up the bag, turned it over in her hands a couple times, STUCK HER FINGER IN THE HOLE, looked at me, and asked me if it was a donut....

1point

lisa_l_ross58 8 months ago

I had one that didn't know what asparagus was.

0points

Vylnce NA 8 months ago

This is me every time I buy leeks.

0points

Heather Menard 8 months ago

I used to write them down in a little note pad I kept on me

0points

#45

Text meme about drinking at home being better than the bar, related to vegan memes balancing on the brink of being offensive.

Final score:

95points

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Kit Black 8 months ago

Facts

26points

Nikole 8 months ago

Cheaper too

3points

Bill Swallow 8 months ago

... AND you don't have to worry about driving home drunk!

13points

Auntriarch 8 months ago

And the loo is nearer

9points

Andie Day 8 months ago

And cleaner!

8points

Bob Banks 8 months ago

my kind of people!

8points

Heather Menard 8 months ago

And it cost a hell of lot less

4points

Roshan Kassan 8 months ago

Wait. i can be naked as well?!?!???!?

4points

SCP 4666 8 months ago

Kalsarikännit 😄

4points

ElfVibratorGlitter 8 months ago

Päntsdrunk

3points

Lee Gilliland Premium 8 months ago

And there isn't a drunk guy hitting on me.

3points

Vadertime 8 months ago

and pass out in your comfy couch

2points

Steve H 7 months ago

And i don't have to talk to anyone

1point

#46

Humorous sign about weekend immune system, reflecting memes balancing on the brink of being offensive about vegan topics.

Final score:

93points

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Parmeisan 8 months ago

I sometimes feel like I'm sick on week *ends* only. It's not 100% but I think my body detects stress levels and tries to keep things at bay for short periods until it's manageable. Like I *know* this is true to some extent because at University I would be virtually guaranteed to get sick immediately after my last final. These days now it holds off what would be Thursday or Friday migraines until Saturday and Sunday. *sigh*

11points

Paulina 8 months ago

Well, I'm sorry but you're right 🤷‍♀️ Stress can weaken your immune system, but also keep you running on heightened adrenaline. Long story short: You catch a virus or other infection earlier, but your organism suppresses/delays the onset until you're "out of danger" aka stress. So when the weekend/vacation days come and you no longer feel the pressure of work, that's when your system relaxes and sickness takes hold. It sucks, but it's true.

2points

WubiDubi 8 months ago

First day of a holiday you relax. Your immune system relaxes, you get on a train, plane, submarine or other metal tube and someone sneezes. The air con, circulates it...

2points

Ariom Dahl 5 months ago

LOL

0points

Emilu Premium 8 months ago (edited)

I honestly get sick mostly on Mondays. My bosses must think I’m the laziest f****r alive but it’s seriously a thing.

0points

Lee Gilliland Premium 8 months ago

Works for me.

0points

#47

Woman wearing gloves at a sample table with toilet paper rolls in a store, humorously questioning the sampling method – vegan memes.

Final score:

91points

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Highfalutin Heron Premium 8 months ago

The thousand yard stare that poor lady has

54points

Subaru645 8 months ago

She’s seen some things…

3points

EJN 8 months ago

If you had that job yours would be at least 1000 yards...

0points

Alexander Gräf 8 months ago

"Just think about the money, just think about the money"

0points

Lil be lil 8 months ago

$89.95 A roll?! What future are we in ???

8points

The Scout 8 months ago

According to the brands visible in the background displays this scene probably is in Trinidad & Tobago, which uses a different curreny, although named dollar, too. $89,90 TTD is around $13 USD - which would still be usury, though, especially taking into account that the median income there is only around 20.000 USD a year.

12points

ElfVibratorGlitter 8 months ago

It looks like it's for the package? 🤔

3points

The Scout 8 months ago

In the beginning of the pandemic, my local supermarket thought it would be smart to aquire a pallet of cheap 1-ply toilet paper by some undisclosed disreputable channels. As about a week later toilet paper was normally in stock again, this supply is still sitting in their storages. Because who in their right mind would ever buy 1-ply?

2points

HeavyMetalHeart Premium 8 months ago

Hopefully that’s not in dollars (or pounds) and is a different country!

0points

Roshan Kassan 8 months ago

Poor lady looks like she's seen s**t and she's tired of yours...

7points

Uncle Panda Premium 8 months ago (edited)

Have a friend hold the camera, walk up and ask for a sample, and then eat it. "I find it works better if I preload."

4points

Broccoli 8 months ago

Poor lady has quite literally seen s**t….

3points

Parmeisan 8 months ago

This looks like a fun hallowe'en costume!

1point

Squirrel Chaser 5 months ago

Fake...

0points

gvizzle_ 74 6 months ago

looks like she also has questions

0points

Marqee Snokhous 8 months ago

Why is it $89.95!?

0points

Uncle Schmickle 8 months ago

That's expensive toilet paper.

0points

#48

Text meme with a joke about children unplugging life support to charge their phone, related to vegan memes.

Final score:

90points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 8 months ago

That sounds like a Robot Chicken sketch.

23points

LauraDragonWench 8 months ago

I can totally see that. Aaaaanndd now I've got the theme music looping in my head.

2points

Roshan Kassan 8 months ago

My kid says: this is why i have a powerbank. Teenagers.....

3points

Tucker Cahooter 8 months ago

I'll make sure when my time comes that I pack a double adapter

2points

Dragons Exist 8 months ago

Sounds like your fault, considering you raised them

1point

Deep One 8 months ago

If I was at that point I'd say Thank You!

1point

Orysha 8 months ago

That would be such a relief.

1point

#49

Puzzle box showing cartoon pig with 500 pieces replaced by raw meat pieces in a meme about veganism humor.

Final score:

80points

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I am the rat in your walls 8 months ago

non-toxic and safe for kids too

18points

Broccoli 8 months ago

Might have some pathogens in it tho

5points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 8 months ago

Well, unless you don't store it properly. If not, it turns very toxic quickly...

3points

Paulina 8 months ago

I would be wary about that "non-toxic" though ;) Even of the meat is stored properly and the animal was treated right, there's still plenty of additives used on bacon that can be harmful. Especially in the USA.

0points

Rachel Pelz 8 months ago

It's really weird that there's a story about Peppa Pig having a barbecue. Barbecue...yeah great! Let's assume it's not somebody we know!

4points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 8 months ago

Pigs literally eat anything. So it's not that unreasonable for them to barbecue a pig from the next-door village

4points

Heather Menard 8 months ago

But not kosher

1point

UKGrandad 8 months ago

..or halal.

1point

Smeghead Tribble Down Under 8 months ago

🤣

1point

Robert Beveridge 8 months ago

I love this more every time I see it.

0points

Val 8 months ago

This one always cracks me up.

0points

#50

Side-by-side skeleton images humorously comparing posture of normal people versus people at gym, vegan meme concept.

Final score:

78points

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Lil be lil 8 months ago

Soon they'll be dragging their knuckles!

21points

mria alternativa 8 months ago

Mentally, a fair few already are!

7points

Moonie Pinkslip 8 months ago

they already do, you just can't see it...

1point

Robert Millar 8 months ago

Soon?

0points

keyboardtek 8 months ago

Reality would reveal the normal person has a hunched over neck from chronic smartphone use.

6points

Natalie Kelsey 8 months ago

It looks like the first one is going to grab the other one's backside....

3points

Pikkie V 8 months ago

Kardashians?

0points

#51

Text meme with white font on black background stating the worst student should give a graduation speech, fitting vegan memes theme.

Final score:

36points

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Brody Garrard 8 months ago

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Regina Holt 8 months ago

Accept the joke, Brody.

1point

#52

Woman caring for chickens outdoors with caption about people who take care of chickens being chicken tenders, vegan memes theme.

Final score:

35points

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8 months ago

lol

2points

#53

Skeletor meme reacting to emotional movies, representing edgy vegan memes balancing on the brink of being offensive.

Final score:

32points

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Pandora 8 months ago

🤭

11points

Stygtand Premium 8 months ago

Lol

2points

Hassel Davidhoff 8 months ago

I laughed SO MUCH at this!!!

0points

BookFanatic 8 months ago

(thinking) Oh....OH! 😆

0points

ocean todd Premium 8 months ago

Are they sad tissues, or happy tissues?

0points

BeesEelsAndPups 8 months ago

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#54

Two medical professionals discussing a patient swallowing coins in a humorous vegan meme format.

Final score:

30points

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Auntriarch 8 months ago

This is a grandad joke

10points

UKGrandad 8 months ago

Leave me out of it.

3points

ocean todd Premium 8 months ago

Rimshot

1point

#55

Funny vegan meme about taking wife to a restaurant making food in front of you, sparking a fight.

Final score:

29points

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April Pickett 8 months ago

There's a bit of miscommunication there.

6points

#56

Man milking a giant almond with text about almond milk in a humorous vegan meme balancing on the brink of being offensive

Final score:

29points

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GenuineJen 8 months ago (edited)

You have to sing Enya while you milk the almonds. It relaxes them.

19points

Undercover 8 months ago

This is the dumbest comment on a dumb post. Take my upvote, but I feel a bit dirty doing this

2points

Jaya 8 months ago

Coconut milk has been called coconut milk for centuries and nobody bats an eye, but call a drink almond milk and everybody loses their mind.

1point

Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 8 months ago

Lewis black did a whole routine on it. It was pretty great, as expected from him. "IT'S ALMOND JUICE!!!." lol

0points

GlassHalfWay 8 months ago

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Auntriarch 8 months ago

So you looked, you pervert!

6points

#57

Person in a b**b disposal suit walking on dirt, humorously captioned about approaching a tense conversation, vegan memes theme.

Final score:

29points

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Petra Peitsch 8 months ago

You are not equipped enough.

12points

B Hobbs 8 months ago

You need a longer pole, much longer. Maybe use one of the children. Which one has annoyed you recently?

8points

Tim Douglass 8 months ago

Is that the proverbial 10 foot pole that we are not to touch things with?

3points

Novlette Williams 8 months ago

You need more PPE.

3points

keyboardtek 8 months ago

She said earlier "We need to talk."

2points

Paulina 8 months ago

Try: "What's wrong, honey?" to mask your accusations with a layer of fake concern. That might delay the divorce for a while. (Although I'm not sure the delay would be mutually beneficial.)

1point

UKGrandad 8 months ago

To play it really safe, start the conversation with 'Now calm down, dear, you know what you're like when it's your time of the month'. Works like a charm every time 🫣

1point

#58

Mountain landscape showing lush greenery on one side and barren rock on the other, with vegan memes theme about environmental impact.

Final score:

29points

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ElfVibratorGlitter 8 months ago

What? We eat trees?

10points

GenuineJen 8 months ago

Surprise!

5points

Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 8 months ago

If it's what's available...

1point

marianne eliza 8 months ago

"Many parts are edible." If you know, you know.

0points

TerathNinir 8 months ago

Apparently.

0points

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 8 months ago

That looks like it was one hell of a forest fire.

1point

Novlette Williams 8 months ago

Or autumn

0points

Hassel Davidhoff 8 months ago

Once again, dumb as hell.

-3points

#59

Clock for retired people showing days of the week instead of hours, humorous meme about vegan lifestyle and retirement time.

Final score:

28points

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Tucker Cahooter 8 months ago

That's no good..it doesn't tell me what month we are in (or year...)

13points

James016 8 months ago

That’s not important.

1point

Ace Premium 8 months ago

It's a clock, not a calendar.

0points

Papa 8 months ago

Does it matter?

0points

Learner Panda 8 months ago

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marianne eliza 8 months ago

Retired for 13 years and I can tell you the only day I remember, most of the time, is garbage day.

3points

nottheactualphoto 8 months ago

Wait... you know what day it is?

3points

Uncle Panda Premium 8 months ago

I 3D printed a version of this when I retired to help keep me straight on whether or not I'd taken my morning pills. It worked!

1point

Wharfrat 8 months ago

It really only needs to say "today".

0points

Dori 8 months ago

I need this clock.

0points

#60

Sign humorously praising the marketing genius who added an S to fastfood, related to vegan and Impossible meme culture.

Final score:

27points

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Brendon Nash Premium 8 months ago

Just got that one.

2points

#61

Elderly man smiling at laptop with mug, meme about paying taxes and expecting road repairs, vegan meme humor.

Final score:

26points

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Pandora 8 months ago

🤡

7points

keyboardtek 8 months ago

But instead you will be getting a military parade!

2points

BookFanatic 8 months ago

Just paid my property taxes. Sigh. My bank account is crying.

1point

#62

Text meme with a sarcastic HR conversation referencing handmade gifts, fitting the theme of vegan memes balancing on offense.

Final score:

26points

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#63

Couple holding hands on a couch with text meme about exhaustion featuring themes from vegan memes balancing offense.

Final score:

26points

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Bill Swallow 8 months ago

... and that's when I sh0t him, Your Honor.

29points

Paulina 8 months ago

🎶 He had it coming, he had it coming, He had it coming all along! 🎶

0points

Kat Pekin 8 months ago

isn't this a joke from The Office between Erin and Pam?

1point

Val 8 months ago

LOL yes

0points

GlassHalfWay 8 months ago

I laughed too hard at this

0points

#64

Muscular torso showing ideal V shape contrasted with a man's receding hairline shaped like a V in a humorous meme about veganism.

Final score:

25points

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Random Jackass 8 months ago

Well we all wanted to be like Vegeta when we were younger, we just never specified how.

9points

Ace Premium 8 months ago

Had to look to find that this is not referring to a brand of food seasoning.

5points

#65

Person wearing a large, stylish tinfoil hat with text about the hat growing bigger in a vegan meme context.

Final score:

24points

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Dee Rutherford 8 months ago

I like it!

3points

#66

Text meme with a light blue background saying life coach just told me I didn’t make the team, related to vegan memes.

Final score:

24points

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Regina Holt 8 months ago

I wasn't even picked last, like in elementary school!

2points

#67

Police officer writing a speeding ticket while a driver asks, with text reflecting humor common in vegan memes.

Final score:

24points

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#68

Close-up of human teeth next to ancient skull teeth comparing modern and prehistoric dental structure vegan memes.

Final score:

23points

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Petra Peitsch 8 months ago

But died at age of 16.

7points

Fire Singer 8 months ago

Good point! :P

1point

marianne eliza 8 months ago

research shows that human mouths are getting smaller, but the number of teeth isn't keeping up. Crowding.

4points

Tim Douglass 8 months ago

Are you saying that research shows that politicians are less advanced than other people?

0points

Subaru645 8 months ago

But had a crooked jaw…

0points

#69

Eye doctor speaking to a patient in exam room with meme text about results, related to vegan memes balancing offensiveness.

Final score:

22points

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#70

Humorous meme showing hotdog water being frozen into ice cubes, related to offensive vegan meme content.

Final score:

22points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 8 months ago

OH that's a new one. I will add this to my archive of evilness.

11points

Petra Peitsch 8 months ago

It's as old as internet ....

1point

Greenkitty 8 months ago

I just threw up a little.

6points

Karmageddon 8 months ago

My stuck up vegan friends will love these cubes!

6points

Bi.Felicia Premium 8 months ago

With a little chocolate starfish on the side?

1point

Rebecca O’Donnell Premium 6 months ago

Upvote for Limp Bizkit!

0points

HelyerT 8 months ago

My sister when was little to save water boiled water that was in a hot water bottle. Didn’t tell mother. Made a cup of tea. Tasted like rubber. lol

0points

keyboardtek 8 months ago

Boiled hot dogs are disgusting.

0points

Emilu Premium 8 months ago

How else do you cook them? Serious question.

1point

nottheactualphoto 8 months ago

Excellent idea.

0points

#71

Elderly man driving slowly in a car with text about retiring and making others late, vegan memes theme.

Final score:

20points

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Uncle Panda Premium 8 months ago

Now that I'm retired, I want a bumper sticker that says, "Yes, I'm retired, and Yes, I do have all day to drive in front of you, real slow."

6points

Senjo Krane 8 months ago

That's just cruel to those of us poor saps who still have to get to work.

0points

keyboardtek 8 months ago

Ooh! That gives me an idea of something new I can do!

0points

#72

Meme featuring Shrek looking skeptical with text about a short friend saying when they were little, vegan humor theme.

Final score:

19points

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Auntriarch 8 months ago

Right before he gets his kneecaps bitten

11points

#73

Person dressed as Joker wearing a gray Nike jacket, symbolizing the struggle in vegan memes balancing on the brink of being offensive.

Final score:

19points

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Novlette Williams 8 months ago

Yeah! This one.

1point

#74

Couple having a serious conversation about relationship problems in a casual home setting, vegan meme context implied.

Final score:

19points

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik 8 months ago

Oh well - that's another problem that'll be fixed easily.

4points

marianne eliza 8 months ago

Too true. If you work all day, who wants to go home and work on a relationship?

2points

#75

Close-up of a person with eyelashes removed and placed above the lip as a fake mustache in a humorous meme about relationships.

Final score:

18points

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JayhawkJoey 8 months ago

I think it looks better this way.

4points

Petra Peitsch 8 months ago

Next post from OP. "My GF broke up with me. Have no idea, why?"

2points

#76

Man with shocked expression in dim light, caption about a genie reacting to a wish, vegan memes and humor concept.

Final score:

14points

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Brendon Nash Premium 8 months ago

Don't get it

4points

Fire Singer 8 months ago

It would restore their vision, but only for 30 seconds. So they'd think they had sight again only to be disappointed and heart broken when it was taken away again. So, quite an awful thing to wish for!

10points

Subaru645 8 months ago

Wicked, just wicked…

1point

Niels AirMax 8 months ago

Wow! I am appalled at myself for liking this! 😳

1point

Frunkadunk 8 months ago

Me too 🤣

0points

#77

Woman standing on a chair in a medical setting, leaning to look over a man's shoulder, vegan meme humor in a hospital.

Final score:

13points

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Bi.Felicia Premium 8 months ago

I wonder why she's in her socks in an OR?

1point

Kalikima Premium 6 months ago

Cuz she's standing on a chair?

1point

AnnaB Premium 6 months ago

Why no masks?

0points

#78

Zebra in hospital bed surrounded by lions, illustrating vegan meme about how animals die in the wild.

Final score:

12points

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RS 8 months ago

Get outta here AI image.

7points

Novlette Williams 8 months ago

Yes of course this is an AI image. Cause....hello?

1point

real mccoy 8 months ago

Why do you all hate AI images so much? Sure, a real person didn’t make them and they don’t look great, but they aren’t stealing jobs or causing harm. Some AI can be used to replace people, but AI art is nowhere near the level it would need to be for it to take a real artist’s place. Even once that does happen, people will still create and sell their own art. AI might have the potential to cause problems or be dangerous, but only if we use it that way.

5points

Paulina 8 months ago

"aren't stealing jobs" - um, hello? Earth to real mccoy? Plenty of people - customer service representatives, writers & graphic designers among others - have already lost their jobs, because their employers chose cutting cost over quality of the material/service they offer. AI is unethically using other peoples work and replacing the actual people it steals from.

0points

Lady Eowyn 8 months ago

Not fond of AI images but it does make a point.

2points

Chilli 8 months ago

ffs how hard is it to get a picture of a zoo hospital?

1point

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 8 months ago

*how vegan-bashers think zebras look like*

-1point

#79

Meme humor about veganism showing contrast between tasting car fluids and avoiding tomatoes on burgers with laughing emojis.

Final score:

12points

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marianne eliza 8 months ago

I don't taste it but I smell it and rub it between my fingers.

4points

B Jones 8 months ago

Just like a gynaecologist....please don't ban me.

1point

Bill Swallow 8 months ago

... As long as the fluid isn't battery acid, I see nothing wrong here.

0points

#80

A woman looking upset while a man holds her hand, with a meme about ovaries and wordplay, related to vegan memes.

Final score:

6points

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Pandora 8 months ago

Brave man. Brave, stupid man. 😬

19points

Bill Swallow 8 months ago

Dead Man Walking...

8points

Bill Swallow 8 months ago

I'll just leave this here - Dead-Man-W...b49a4f.jpg

5points

Regina Holt 8 months ago

Is it funny or is it offensive? It's wordplay, yay, that's always funny.

2points

Uncle Panda Premium 8 months ago

I hope he started the car first and aimed it at an escape vector.

0points

#81

Dollar General store sign damaged and lit at night, meme caption questioning authenticity of store in town.

Final score:

6points

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keyboardtek 8 months ago

The small town I live in in NC reported only 60 crimes last year. Most were either for hold ups or shop lifting at the two Dollar General stores. They just attract the low lifes.

2points

D Battle II 8 months ago

That's fair.

0points