These 53 Memes Are So Funny They Might Make You Question Your Sanity In The Best Way

Or those that say DM for price.

Fair

If we were in the house longer than a few minutes we considered it being STUCK IN THE HOUSE!! 🤣🤣🤣

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Reddit, BP, office groups, family groups…

Recycle so Taylor Swift can fly between two airports 20 miles apart.

A "badder b!tch"? Jesus, celebrity worship rots your brain.

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"Raise your hand if you've never been polled. Guess what - I just polled you." ~ Bill Hicks

Until I saw the woman on the left, I kept reafing ‘Heal Thy Burger’. I also jus woke up.

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Just $1400??

Age 65, could someone else remember what ...

But did ice cream improve the performance?

This uncle stepped in and did what was needed. And he did an amazing job. But why is this on the the irony/ funny list?

These super bright LED headlights should be outlawed. They have no regard, whatsoever, for other drivers

They're all a scam, have been since long before the 12. Probably around the iPhone 6.

google knows -- snitches get stiches

Jeff Goldblum is never an improper use of anything.

Was it a Banana Republic?

In my house I’m the grandmother and also the one telling the dirty joke

Hmm. It might be true when the insults in English are delivered by Americans. Not so much if it's from an Aussie, or a Scot, or an Irish person. Us English? Well, yeah, we can do carefully graded insults too. No, I've not forgotten about the Welsh. They can turn the word 'English' into a cutting remark... 😁

Paying $$ for something used & disgusting would be ridiculous. She would know better.

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Horoscopes.

I was expecting Farrah Fawcett-style wings. This is funnier.

Calling atheism a religion is like calling invisible a color.

Yeah, that was a f*****g stupid question to ask.

And might have been a little disappointed when he did, in fact, turn into a human.

Fair point, but let's not forget that the Church also forbid medieval peasants (and all of the medieval faithful, though then as in many ways now, the rich could buy indulgences) from having s*x on a great many of those days, under threat of eternal d*mnation.

I never understood that order. It takes about 5 seconds to reload , draw and aim a longbow. With the opposing fighters 100 m away you can severely spoil their day until they break and charge; with muzzle-loaders it makes sense to keep that volley for point blank when you can hardly miss, given that reloading can be up to a minute; with longbows, not so much. There's a reason an infantry charge is flat-out - to cross the k**l zone in the least time and thus limit the amount of damage ranged weapons can do.

I'm waaaay older then that!

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Can someone explain? I recognise none of this.

Palpatine was not this chaotic evil.

Tip: Always say "but I don't know though" just in case it ruins their lives /j

Maybe just wear more reasonable footwear to begin with?

That was in a movie.

Yeah, there's a bit more to the story than just "denied food." See link in my reply to myself.

Only if you only see people online and never in the real world -_-

Except: it's all down to the dose. If you're getting one x-ray a year, it's nothing to worry about. If you're exposing yourself to x-rays several times a day, it's a worry. So...

Look, I'm Canadian and about as anti-gun as can be, and even I know that Alaskans deserve the context of "even the liberals don't want to be eaten by polar bears."

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Okay, but from what I know about Alaska, of course even the liberals have gu​ns. If you live in the wilderness, I don't care if you have a g​u​n for safety.

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Colorado- you’ll be gasping for air. Still, it’s a better bet than Florida Man.

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Yeah but all the Hunters, nazis, gun toters etc are also card carrying Gravy Seal members so you just have to go at an easy trot and they're heaving and gasping so much they couldn't hit a barn from the inside with the doors and windows closed.

Everywhere in the US there are plenty of liberals who have guns.

Investigate every last one of them, what now?

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Or when you sit down to play the game and your cat chooses that moment to leap onto your lap and lay across your arms, or to leap onto your desk and sprawl across your mousepad and keyboard XD

How could people ever see him as Tony Stark? He never really built anything.

You missed John Wayne playing Genghis Khan.

Same in Turkiye...there are simply too many beautiful women and not many good looking men (they think they are though)

One or two women were outraged because they were into the "thrill" of cheating? Maybe. "Dozens" of womem? Never happened.

There's rules for thee and rules for me.

Lying about a disability to avoid human interactions then complaining about it when it works reeks of main character syndrome

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It's not, actually

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Good grief! Can't people find their happiness their own way without someone stomping all over it?