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When you scroll through your social media feed after a long, tiring day, you might come across a meme that is perfectly timed, hilariously relatable, and it might make you chuckle out loud. And what better way to unwind and feel relaxed than with a quick laugh? Today, Pandas, we’ve gathered some of the wittiest memes from mememanmyles Instagram page, just for your entertainment. Why spend hours scouring the internet when we’ve done the hard work for you? Sit back, relax, and let these clever creations give you your daily dose of laughter.

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ElfVibratorGlitter
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg! Before I saw the last bit, I was like what if you see an emu?

Heffalump
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was going to say 'sad ostrich' until I scrolled down. I'm happy not to be alone in my strangeness, but a little sad that I'm not, in fact, unique.

I'm.Just.A.Girl
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know how anybody saw people holding hands. To me it was very obviously a big bird

ManuelQue
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the sentence about what you see there was done on purpose, as a joke.

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Chris
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of a sad road runner. Beep, Beep!

Karina
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel that if you see two people holding hands, you must be high, because this is a bird eta when we where kids there was a (probably offensive) drawing joke where you just drew one smaller circle inside a bigger circkle, and then that would be a mexican person from a top wiew - and you could say that you drew a mexican playing a flute or whatever you wanted. Is this that? But with hands? Only way I can make this into two people 😅 please, feel free to object or correct me❤️

PFD
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This "left-brained / right-brained" formulation is just engagement farming. You see it all the time with these kinds of pictures. No one is seeing a tree, no one is seeing two people holding hands. But if you share the pic and say "lol birb" you might get some likes, while if you do the left/right brain bollocks you get thousands of people saying "no it's a bird". And even when you know that's what's going on, it's hard to resist.

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    #2

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    NapQueen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughing way too hard at this!

    Vic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy at the back is just the ring bearer..

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    Skara Brae
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanos chilling at a wedding was not on my bingo card.

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, weddings could be fun if people showed up dressed as villans.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was going to say, looks like at least one guest got the memo!

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    Shelli Aderman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the dude in shorts was circled later. 😉

    Cpt. Robert "Panda" Christian
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " if anyone objects speak now or forever hold your peace..." 'SNAP!'

    Bored -
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    y'all just pray Thanos in the back don’t snap

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    #3

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    Julie Love
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah - "cremation" in emoji is skull-skull-fire-fire. Fire-fire -skull-skull means "burning him to death."

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought burning him to death was Fire-Skull-Fire?

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    Nicole Cutfield
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It gets the message across, I just can't work out why, how or who the second body is.

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it isn't now ... but your dad may be onto something ....

    Anne Home
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of when my mom died, and my daughter (4) tried to understand cremation. "Grandma died, and we are going to fry her and put her in a nice vase so we can visit her"

    The Veil of Fire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I have a goal for how I want my death announced on the Internet.

    سارا ناز
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually that's exactly their purpose LOL

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    Darryl King
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The title genuinely made me laugh out loud but I'm much more interested in her achievements. Clearly a remarkably intelligent human being. What a legacy to leave behind.

    Mark Fuller
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else tried singing that under their breath??

    ʁɨɂɥɒ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. And each time i kept forgetting 'you' atleast once

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    Ephemeral Mochi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it helps, "you" is pronounced like "yo" in Chinese

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, now I singing happy birthday to her ... It's addicting

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy birthday, dear to youyou?

    Jess Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you Tu Youyou, happy birthday to you!

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She carried out all of her research in China. They’d sing Happy Birthday or the equivalent in Chinese, there wouldn’t be a clash.

    Wisteria Bookworm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Happy birthday to tu youyou, happy birthday to tu youyou, Happy birthday happy birthday, happy birthday to tu youyou”

    Henry Ackerman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only awkward at the line 'dear To Youyou' and you can throw in random 'you's' whenever you want. Give her a nice birthday present.

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    Friendly Neighbourhood Hermit
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    men after watching peaky blinders: I'm gonna do both

    Eve Mraz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only person who could pull this off is Cillian Murphy, that man is incredible.

    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... well... How do you know their hair wasn't always like this? Maybe it was cut like that so it would fit inside the cap!

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what if you keep it on for months and the hair just grows that way

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beats me why any wants The Broccoli. The modern day perm. Must be footballers.

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cieran from latest UK version of Love Island. Love PB & also think his haircut suits him fine.

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    #6

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    JB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that rhubarb and strawberry? I don’t care what it looks like, rhubarb and strawberry is the best pie 🤤

    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never been more terrified (or terripied) of a pie

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    first time I see a cake suffering from ebola... eurk

    Amanduh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what you’d expect the pie in “Thinner” to look like 😬

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is when the intrusive thoughts bake a pie.

    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are my cakes too, they hate me and talk back rude to me. Even my husband admits, i make the most evil cakes in the world. And i follow every recipe exactly - endproduct - wham.

    ️ ReversedTarot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it look like the boiling one 😭😭

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    Sniggiw
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the hand on the hip - what a cutie!

    Thom Serveaux
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg. My husband stands like that when he's pretending not to watch what I've got on the tv.

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    Steve Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has already chosen his future profession and he is going to be damn good at it!

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having a TV mounted on the wall or sitting on the mantel like that is so stupid. You have to look way up and get neck pain from it.

    JLo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can anyone relax on the couch and have to look straight up to see the TV?

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    Friendly Neighbourhood Hermit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know them! That's our Mark, Steve and Dave, they're friends of my cousins uncles dad three times removed.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pic of average Nigel Farage supporters about to go burn a mosque

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately it turned out to be Brighton Pavilion...

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does Austin Butler have teeth or no

    clairebear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, where are the football shirts.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little brother got my mom's side of the family bc he is bald, bald, bald. (Hi Dan) He doesn't shave his head and neither would I. It wouldn't help to beautify me in any way, shape or form so no.

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    GenuineJen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the straws. Not the plastic cups, the plastic lids, the plastic bottles OJ comes in, or milk... Leave my plastic straw alone. I'll never use those paper abominations!! Never!

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "the plastic bottles OJ comes in" It's late, I'm tired, and that momentarily gave me an unpleasant mental picture.

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    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It gets better: Starbuck's new CEO gets to use the company jet to commute between his home in California to the office in Seattle.

    clairebear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a fan but how else is she supposed to get to concerts? There are business people doing more flying than this when it could have been a zoom call.

    Salty_Sasquatch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the heck can't they plan concerts in a more organized fashion? So she doesn't have to go back and forth and back and forth!

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    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only the poor and middle class would sacrifice more, we could solve all our problems.

    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand why people call this out, but it's somewhat misguided. She's travelling for her job. There are many careers that require people to travel by air more than this. For example, when my father was in sales for a (US) national commercial truck parts company, he flew between home and several cities, plus company headquarters, weekly, for about 35 weeks each year. So, I'd say he averaged around 100+ flights per year. Now, he didn't have his own plane, but he was just one guy out of dozens of people at his medium-sized company doing the same thing, and there are thousands of companies that have people like him. Conventions are another example driving thousands of flights. Take a look at this flight tracker map and scroll around: https://planefinder.net/

    Ernest Stefan Matyus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two totally unrelated issues, but whatever...

    FreeTheUnicorn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plastics are a different, but related issue (main issue with straws is micro plastics, but they are petroleum products). Plastic and carbon emissions are both problems. Don't defeat your criticism of private jets by bringing straws into it.

    Gozer LeGozerian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People whining about this suddenly started to give a sheet about the environment. Give me a break.

    Highfalutin Heron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good excuse to carry around a classic twisty straw, though they are a pain to wash

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    Mitchell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I wasn’t already vaccinated, this post would send me rushing to get it.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually, it’s a very effective vaccination campaign

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So vaccines really do work in preventing avoidable health risks

    Pandora
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being vaccinated is protecting me in ways I've never imagined. 🤔

    LSD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a win for vaccinated women!

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if vaccinated women would ever want to sleep with a chinless, misogynistic, human trafficking barfbag in prison

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I will add vacinated to any daring profile i may make. Saves a lot of word and space to what I usually put in. Same result with less effort 💪edit spelling, while daring profile felt accurate, so I'll leave it in 😅

    Anna Stephenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I could think was "well I don't sleep with UNvaccinated men!..............or misogynistic @ssholes either actually!" Lol

    Angela C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, vaccines are more effective than I thought

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    Skogsrået
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a spliff though.

    Tom Nagel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I don't smoke splifs in front of my kids either 🤷

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom did this, except in the house. 😂 I'd have to stand outside and have a conversation thru a screen door while she smoked in the kitchen lol

    Guess Undheit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's typical smoker behaviour.

    zovjraar me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sorry, this made me laugh too much!

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    NapQueen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mushy peas need to be lighter in colour.

    Teutonic Disaster
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mushy peas need to be classified as an act of domestic terrorism is what they need to do.

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    clairebear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok let's clear this up for Americans listening. Those dark green peas are not mushy peas they are called processed peas and come in a tin. They taste very different and are a poor attempt at providing mushy peas. You can't get mushy peas in a Southern chip chop. They are a midlands and northern thing. They are usually made from scratch from dried marrofaw peas and served with mint sauce or vinegar. They are so popular that in my home town we have market stalls that sell only mushy peas and nothing else.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, the way you've described it makes it sound delicious. I'm afraid that photo up top isn't a very good advertisement.

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    Nicola Mawson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm South African. That's not a knife. Not when compared to the one in my car

    tabitha donnelly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl, it must be an American who made this, the ones in London are much bigger too 😭

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    PandaGoPanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, mushy peas are from further north. And nowhere near that colour ...

    Richienotsorich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Houses of Parliament and London Eye...Southern. Mushy peas...Northern.

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell have they done to the mushy peas??? 😮🤦🏻‍♀️😮

    Deb Dedon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Visit London wearing chain mail!

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    François Carré
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I still do this somehow and I'm 46.

    mooshoflove
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do it because .. It works! Haha can't tell me it doesn't!

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    I'm.Just.A.Girl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same thing as like if you are waiting for news, whether it's good or bad, and you keep checking. My brain will suddenly tell me if I just ignore it then I will finally get my answer.

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still do that man, my pc is slow

    The Commentator
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relatable, but somehow it actually works that way.

    Miki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinking? This is true!

    Me. Just Me.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also works with microwaves and printers.

    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the "pretend you are closing the window" thing

    Angela C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to leave the room while the Sims 2 was loading thinking it'd load faster.

    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I killed every unnecessary process in Task Manager to speed up loading times :P

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    translation spoiler (trust me, i'm french) : you will have a beautiful and happy life

    Pandora
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's cigarettes designed specifically for those born under the star sign, Cancer. 🦀

    BarkingSquirell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadian, here. Just learned the warnings are on the filter in English and French. Also, the package had a foot with gangrene. Yuck.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Average French man reply? Bof....

    PrettyJoyBird
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else read it with a French accent???!!! ✋🏽

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dying never sounded so glamorous! Thanks France! 😂

    CD Mills
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alas, the world may never know!

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    NapQueen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks so different compared to before :(

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we finally, finally stop shaming people for aging, having jaw reconstruction surgery (this dude here), having plastic surgery or not, using anti-aging products or not, pretty please?

    Anna Stephenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but, D@MN!- that's actually uncanny!

    paul bayer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought it was the "guy " from the Flex Seal commercials....

    Ashlie Benson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nerts, now I can't unsee this. And they found the perfect angle and picture comparison.

    DowntownStevieB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He either is on testosterone or had plastic surgery

    Tobias Reaper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he looks like he is playing Adam Richman in Man V Food the movie

    a torro
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read he was in an accident and had reconstructive surgery on his jaw 🤷🏻‍♀️

    a torro
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read somewhere he was in an accident and needed reconstructive surgery on his jaw

    Joanne Hudson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your first fall as an adult is traumatic. If you don't learn from it, you'll repeat until you do.

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    Sergy Yeltsen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention the strangled, asthmatic breathing from it just sitting there...

    Dread Pirate Roberts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they have a lot of medical issues and are really stinky 😖 poor dogs. They need to stop breeding those. It's borderline animal cruelty

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    Professional Bastard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look how cute my walking, barking medical bill is!

    Nonna_SoF
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pugs are one of those breeds it's cruel to propagate. They have horrible health problems.

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the face crabs in Half Life 2 didn't teabag you at the same time. /J

    Abel
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Argh, this M**o can curse you! Its from the game Dark Souls, and acts like an evil skunk!

    The Abe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I see a bug-eye-pug I wheeze out "existence is pain, I beg for death..."

    Caia Calabrese
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor doggies! The breed should be discontinued, the same as many others that are producing dogs who will live a life of suffering.

    Beth Wheeler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If somebody thinks this is a pug they need to get to an optometrist fast!

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    NapQueen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is amazing haha! My Dad's a geologist, have just sent him this!

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one in front is obviously the grad student doing all the actual work.

    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how would you react if, on coming out of a horrible day at work, you found that it was your car in the hole... i think i sit down, right where i am, on the floor, and take one or two minutes to think about nothing in particuliar

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    Justanotherpanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still use thes, I refuse the wireless that look like you forgot to take your cotton stick out of your ears.

    Maikku
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine are sort of wireless. They're Bluetooth, but there's a wire between the buds. They don't get lost so easily, but not too much wire. Remembering to charge them is another story though...

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    detective miller's hat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I do not understand air pods and refuse to ever use them. It's seriously the dumbest invention ever. Literally everyone I know who uses them has lost them at least twice and had to buy new ones.

    Friendly Neighbourhood Hermit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've watched Doctor Who. I know what happens when you wear wireless bluetooth headphones.... It's just a matter of time my dudes.

    D. Pitbull
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf. 79... 79 DOLLARS? For... for friggin' earbuds???

    Wondering Alice
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few months ago, I got some old fashioned over the ear plug ins. Mainly for travel - as I really like noise cancelling when on a train, but they are easier to slip on and off when listening to announcements. Also, I have destroyed many pods when they fall out during cooking. I thought about getting wireless, but the slight advantage of being able to leave phone on table rather than a pocket is outweighed by never having to recharge. Since I have been using them, my husband, dad and sister have all switched too. Slight downside is that they don't fit in a tiny hand bag, but at least I can find them easily without needing glasses and turning everything out

    Irene Bucior
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a petite person. Wireless earbuds do not stay in my small ears, no matter which rubber tips I use. The wired earphones fit much better, volume is easy to control, and no charging.

    Dread Pirate Roberts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will always use the ones with a cord. Harder to lose, no need to charge, and can just wrap them around my player till next use.

    devotedtodreams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, maybe, but the tangled cables was garbage tier...

    Steven Meyer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still use the wired ones. I know if I put one in my ear that was somehow not connected to me, I would lose it for damn sure.

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    Chris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha Ha, fooled you. Now you have to change your meme. 🤣

    Hmmm hmmmm
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    1 year ago

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    James016
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is Deez Nuts running again?

    G A
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Immortan Joe would be preferable to Trump

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    Lesbitarian Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank God we fooled them. Be interesting to see what they come up with now

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    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that tomato should have improved itself in the same way

    Elaine Van Zon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes perfect sense. Ketchup doesn't taste anything like tomato.personally I like tomatoes and hate ketchup

    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loathe ketchup. But hot peppers are totally vegetables

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    Bored -
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hate ketchup but love tomatoes. one day imma buy ketchup bottle and eat a tomato in front of it to avenge this meme

    Toothless Feline
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I take the tomato off my burger, it’s probably because it’s pale pink and white in the middle and has the texture of unflavored jello. The tomatoes you get from restaurants these days are so awful. I’ll take a slice from a big, juicy, deep red, homegrown heirloom beefsteak tomato from my mom’s garden any day over a million mass-market tomatoes.

    Julie S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually me

    J. Maxx
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not too fond of tomatoes and LOVE ketchup and tomato sauce.

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    Jocelyn Webster
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tomatoes make the bun slimy, some how ketchup does not. So I'm ok with removing it, or infact never ordering it added.

    ConstantlyJon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the cucumber also watching you remove the pickles.

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    Kaleigh Coutermarsh
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    1 year ago

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    Thomas Biorogue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool. Wishing death on people. Awesome. I hope you stub your pinky toe in the middle of the night.

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    cerinamroth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't really think it's nice to celebrate the death of another human being. His wife lost her husband and her daughter that day. Imagine if she saw this. Stay classy, people.

    Carneirinha87
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand how people keep treating millionairs as not people... some are sh!t but there are some sh!tty poor people too!

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    Maria Maria
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't funny. He was still a human and somebody's family member.

    Jacquie Carr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope; this ain't it. Humans died

    Angela C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ocean dgaf if you're rich or poor; it'll kill you just the same

    Thomas Biorogue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya'll should really go down the rabbit hole of this one. Who this guy was. Who else was on this boat. Where it sank. How. You just might come to a conclusion that maybe was no accident.

    Aurora
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have anything of substance to say, or do you prefer saying vague things to not have to actually back up any claims ever?

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    TheNewJenBrady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this. I like eggs until the second I hate them

    zovjraar me
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love scrambled eggs. chicken ovulations are delicious!

    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put some chili oil on them! Chili oil reminds you that you are still alive.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood that, is it about the taste, the sensation or the idea?

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm, I think I will eat some ovulation balls for lunch.

    Caron Patricia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the eggs but the beautiful man i love

    Richard Nichols
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny post, I think I can sort of get it, even though I've never really disliked the taste of eggs myself.

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    Me
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My pro tip to get every street cat coming to you and rub around your legs: be allergic and ignore them. Works like a charm for me.

    Nosirrow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's my God given right to try to make friends with every cat.

    Tamara
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one very impressive shoulder

    Angrykitten
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find this pose incredibly creepy

    Untamed Snark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's something cryptid about the pose. Shemar himself is stunning though.

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    Sophie Friggens
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a cat came up to my door last night and i looked just like that

    Caron Patricia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speciaal ventje .. heb ik altijd al gevonden in de serie mmm..

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really understand if the poor cats flee in panic. He looks awful.

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    JB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once upon a time punctuation gave you all the information you needed to understand who said what and why nowadays we just have run on sentences and good luck figuring out what the writer meant

    Adam Zad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The CPAC After-party featured cocaine strippers Kimberly Gargoyle and Ivanka Trump." Commas are important, people!

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    Pan-African Thought Society
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter where you put the comma, this wouldn't make sense.

    James Peek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure it does. Where the comma is, he's telling his bros, that he likes A$$. If he left the comma out, it would say he liked his brothers A$$.

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    Serena Myers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Punctuation people, or punctuation, people. ;)

    xolitaire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no, the comma is exactly where he intended it to be.

    Anna Stephenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let's eat, Grandma!" Versus "Let's eat Grandma!"

    Salty_Sasquatch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...why is he wearing Mickey Mouse gloves?

    Bored -
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro why did i read it without the comma at first...

    Dazza The Jazza
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice to see the Coventry City fan there!

    Calyx Teren
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also need to show the apostrophe wandering in the background looking lost

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    Tobias Reaper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wolverine the size of those marks looks like bloody Godzilla

    NapQueen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna know what he did, that takes 'keying' to a wholeeeee 'nother level.

    Griffy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking pitchfork or a hay fork. Or a sword 4 times.

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    MagicJacket
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paint neon green inside the gashes and seek sponsorship from Monster Energy Drink.

    Cpt. Robert "Panda" Christian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the ever loving sweet chocolate coffee, did he do? Please do not tell me he told her to "Calm Down".?!

    Jane Alexander
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She may have been upset about something?

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's even bidets in case things get too intense

    Skogsrået
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice no toilet paper at all.....

    Dave Nalesnik
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I immediately saw Tate rocking his “pooping toddler” face

    Sophie Friggens
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all i'm worried about is if they are flushed

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure the bidets are for the ensuing §hit fight

    Bob H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Winners will be judged by size and bowl breakage

    MotherofGuineaPigs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody's getting out of this smelling like a rose

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    NapQueen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, fried onions and ketchup.

    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need mustards and onions. If you want to make it a chili dog, then had chili to it.

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    Slapdash1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who tf puts ketchup on a hot dog. Stick to mustard. We must not... become savages.

    Angela C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mustard and onion if I had to only pick 2 things

    Bec
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist, his parents are Chicagoans who strictly adhere to no ketchup on hot dogs and his wishes cause an impossible paradoxical event

    Lee Gilliland
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mustard and more mustard

    Rinso The Red
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chili and Cheese. The only true answer

    Eric Johnson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spicy mustard and sauerkraut for the win!

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    Skogsrået
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah.... okay....

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    Erdot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't even buy my first inflatable sofa yet.

    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one day, my BP fellow, one day you will succed !

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    The Scout
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the 90s I would have killed for an inflatable club chair... Well, not really, I already had one. But mine was blue.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have killed for one in the 60s. But my mum said no because my brother would probably pop it. I'm not bitter though...

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    Carla Phillips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell this is a joke because the OP said they bought a house! You know that can't be real

    Wisteria Bookworm
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a meme with this picture, “Dude’s house really just look like this and they don’t see any problem with it” 👀

    Bidango Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care what's in it, I'm 52 and know that I will NEVER be able to afford a house. Furnish it as you like, love, you've attained the dream of millions.

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First thing you need to do is hire someone to banish the ghost of the previous owner’s furniture 😱

    Oops
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it is cursed, there is still the ghost of an armchair in it.

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    Sathe Wesker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is going on with the racial comments on this one? Jesus, I am so sick of people being so damn sensitive.

    Thom Serveaux
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People reeeeaaaly grasp for straws when it affirms their own ignorance. And clearly they don't know the history of the movie.

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    G A
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    1 year ago

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    Showing your ignorance, SJW-Slap Boy was in the 3rd version after 2 white men, so don't try some cultural appropriation b******t on us.

    MaximumKarmaSaint
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? How did you get to making this comment?

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    Karina
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    1 year ago

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    Soo, now you are ok with "race-swap"

    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what "race-swap" ? the first actor in the 1964 adaptation was Vincent Price (and from the book, I don't remember there being any mention of origins for the main protagonist)

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    Jennifer Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I turn mine off so nobody knows I’m making a second trip to Taco Bell

    Lucinda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I turn mine off so people don't know that I'm crying at Noah's elimination from Total Drama.

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These look cool? You spelled fool wrong.

    Learner Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weren't cool when they were done and not cool now.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. Scimitars would have been interesting, especially if their curve matched the eyebrow shape.

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    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awful. Why would you?

    Pheolei
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bursted out laughing seeing this

    Joe Bloe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should have Browning guns!

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didnt readbthe title, and the first thing I thought was "fart"

    Key Lime
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Protein, boiled egg for sulfur and broccoli for added volume, sounds like Mr. FART to me.

    dandylilah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not gonna lie, this one got me!!! LMFAO

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear God ... you win and I'm walking away slowly and backwards.

    Toothless Feline
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the chicken looks like some seasoning has touched it…

    Bgray450
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I brought my lunch as an Uber driver, and I learned real quick not to bring broccoli, cauliflower, or hard boiled eggs.

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I don't want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members.” - Groucho Marx

    NapQueen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sad that somebody thought that kitty cat was ugly :(

    ʁɨɂɥɒ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they changed dp after they were accepted to the group. Because no way a kitty can be ugly

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    Kiwis Mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a beautiful cat there I don't understand

    SaraJean
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just requested to join, lets see how it goes

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sensitive testicles (pain), enlarged prostate and frequent peeing in old age, a 13% chance of getting prostate cancer and, though not as intense as it is for females, some of us do get male menopause. That is obviously a nickname for it but with hormonal changes can come overheating at night / milder symptoms of what most women go through. I did, it sucked, some T injections fixed it.

    Mongo Marcia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women also have the peeing thing and cancer of all our female organs as well as our ovaries.

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, but we do get to create and nurture new life, and they have always been jealous of that immense power. Hence the worst birth of all, back in the day: the patriarchy.

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any post talking about the experience of this has always been described as hellishly painful, no thanks.

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    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perpetual inferiority complex, often driving actions attempting to prove the opposite, interrupted with unavoidable bouts of horndog disease. That includes most guys from burger flippers, assembly line workers, truckers, accountants, engineers, pilots, CEOs, to dictators and presidential candidates.

    Joe Bloe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Higher suicide and mortality rate...

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men have midlife crisis?

    Rosie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No concept of self-preservation? Inability to separate colors from whites (in laundry)?

    Laura Deckers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also have a couple beers. Guinness that is. Sometimes I drink it from the skulls of my enemies. QaPla'!

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    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Superman dosnt care about your fragile ego, he has cool boots.

    mooshoflove
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus.. How else would one adorn their leggies with boots?!

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    Tobias Reaper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does that mean its gay to start a computer because your booting it up

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if he keeps the tip of his foot extended, definitely :D

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    Anonymous
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your masculinity is so fragile you can't sit down and put shoes on....

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, but the comment is from a woman, no ? (and I find it worse, imposing one's vision of man on everyone while everyone has their own style, what a load of manure)

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I've said a long time ago: If the rules of men that state that doing/having something makes you gay, everyone on planet earth would be gay.

    Sergy Yeltsen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So brainiac, tell us how he's supposed to pull his boots on in a "manly" way.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nina Infinity, you are clearly a moron

    Erin Stewart
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno. Are ALL cowboys gay? S**t. Guess they are.....

    Cpt. Robert "Panda" Christian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how exactly does one put their pull-on boots in a "Manly Manner"? I mean those types are not exactly step in, like my bunker boots, or front zip-up like my USAR boots, or side-zip like my duty boots. The only way he can actually put those boots on in an efficient & proficient manner, is exactly the way he is doing so.

    Gregg Bender
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, go up to Superman and say that. I dare you.

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *holds at gunpoint* Say what again!

    mooshoflove
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point, I just pretend I understood and move on ... Preferably by physically walking away.

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I give up and nod yes and hope I didn't agree to be chained up in someone's basement ... but that's just me

    wordsupfool
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me communicating with my teen boy. So few syllables, such big struggles.

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    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh right , but I've got a crochet class starting at 18:15 , there's no way I can commit my crime in that short window. Foiled again

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do something small, like littering on the way to class

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    Zann S Massie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great now I have to do at certain times ...too many rules...

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold on though, doesn't that look like the X-Men symbol?

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    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging by how s****y those Simpson pics are, this wasn't official anyway so some depraved bastard

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it looked unlicensed too. But I don't think the person is "depraved". I just think they are as bad at illustrating doughnuts as they are the Simpsons characters.

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    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just see a giant doughnut. Am I missing something?

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mmmmm! Sprinkles A**s!" LOL Also Pikachu's Vagina is still funnier IMO. (google it if you missed that meme) EDIT: Sigh, I guess 'ay-nuss' is another BP censored word.

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got questions .... but can't really put the words together to say what I'm thinking ...

    The Shark
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...why does this look like SpongeBob's anûs with a bunch of bad Simpsons tattoos?

    Mary Gibson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who in their right mind would even have this?

    Son of Philosoraptor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see that butt hole poop out a few kids.

    S M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly it was Bart.

    Joe Bloe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Freud have an explanation?

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    Erica Brown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Canada they're called backward lady Mounties lol

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the hat roughly a foot away from her head?

    Richard Nichols
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if this was from a list of pictures encoding various sex positions. Kinda seems like it.

    MaximumKarmaSaint
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    1 year ago (edited)

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    The hat is so fake, just like the woman. Who could've guessed? (EDIT: What went wrong here?)

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried to roll a RICH. All you got was RICK, your unemployed friend.

    JB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this mean they Rick rolled themself?

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    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, look at the background texture, it's a tattoo

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm too tired for this, I read "Richsk".

    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    r/I'mFourteenAndThisIsDeep

    Kappy Pfeiffer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of roll is that? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

    Bored -
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why did i read it as richsk

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm too pedantic for pics like these. Who ever decided on a throw by looking at the FRONT side of the dice?

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    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks to me like tickled is not what's happening there.

    SammyLawrence27
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came back from the movie two hours ago. They were both fighting and being romantical, so double whammy no matter what you thought was happening lol

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    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't wait for this to be released on DVD here in the UK!!!!!!!!! *excited squeaks!* 💜💜💜💜💜💜

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a Marvel movie follower so I'm no expert. But I was told these two are good friends, but Deadpool seems to have the type of personality that would annoy the ever-living c**p out of Wolverine. That doesn't mean they can't be friends, of course.

    Lucius Malfoy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get why people tickle other people... it just hurts me

    Julie S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely hate it and will punch.

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    Bgray450
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom would straight up turn with her fist ready if you tickled her.

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    Helena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Not fair. She was a deeply traumatized charaxter

    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some would argue the same for Vader and Thanos. Vader was torn from his mother and manipulated by Palpatine while Thanos watched his planet die. We should never use trauma as a defense for treating others poorly (or fascist rule of the galaxy or universal genocide of half of all living things).

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    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't agree. yes, she hurt him, but she mostly tried to do what she could and then she wanted to redeem herself. not to mention the very good mother she had become. she made mistakes but she didn't hurt Forrest on purpose.

    David Martin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The biggest villain is Glinda. She brings Dorothy around to assassinate two witches and assist in removing Oz. And only once she's the only magical being left in power does she say "Oh, you know those shoes you've been wearing all this time? Just click them b**ches together; Did I forget to mention that?"

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jennys mother died when she was 5, leaving her and her siblings with their father who physically and sexually abused them. If you go through all that as a child? Remember that this was set in a time when any type of help via councilling, therapy probably didn't exist. She went through extreme trauma and Forrest tried to help her, protect her... Nowadays her using d***s etc would be referred to as "self medicating". Then she dies of an "unknown illness". Although the illness is never explicitly stated, screenwriter Eric Roth confirmed in a 2019 interview that Jenny died of AIDS. However, director Robert Zemeckis said that the movie never explicitly stated that Jenny's death was AIDS-related because he didn't want that to be the focus. She was a tragic figure in the film... And one that deserves sympathy.

    Kathrin Pukowsky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this about the book? I only saw the movie once when it came out, but I don't remember her doing anything villainous.

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was the principal of the school ... who had sex with his mom

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    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I walk alot on country roads, so to prevent them running me over, and to reward good behaviour, I give out these left and right if they give me and my dog space enough to be safe. Inadvertently, as a social hermit, I have now created a norm that people will wave at me even if im out in the field or in my garden. It creates a lot of anxiety, because I feel bad for the ones I miss. But it is still worth it when I see the enthusiasm and joy some of them express upon seeing us.

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol Saw my best friend's dad while grocery shopping with my BF. Her dad is a smartass and was all "lookit who we got here, they'll let anybody in this place". BF was about to square up until I introduced them.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....I do that to everyone.....

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    Miracle Max
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm old, that title makes no sense.

    CertifiedCatServant (he/him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spotify, a music streaming platform, keeps track of your music listening habits such as your top artists, top tracks, how many minutes of music you listened to, and much more. At the end of the year, it releases all of this data in a slideshow to your account for you to watch. It’s called ‘Spotify wrapped’. If someone is complaining that their Spotify wrapped slideshow is bad, it’s their own fault because it’s their own listening data. Hope this made sense 😅

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    that_gay_snake
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me with the basic pop girlies in my top 10 knowing full well they keep me from committing......

    sleepybear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how can we help the things we like

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    LSD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An entire Netflix series. Baby Reindeer . It’s a lot! You’ve been warned.

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is not as understandable, but look up "Baby Reindeer".

    MrsBananaHammock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's probably called to ask if you're going to hang her curtains

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    Sathe Wesker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dated the same chick who apparently clawed a car like some rabid mutant?

    ColdSteelRonin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 outswing steel doors bashed in opposite their swing. Some one was very determined and used a lot of force

    Skogsrået
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either the cops or firemen, they have tools for this.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Whatever it was, it was large and pissed off....."

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are my fitness goals :)

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you say "you won't like me when I'm angry" and then turn green?

    Thom Serveaux
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dated a guy whose door looked like this. The cops had recently had to bust it down. Really missed a big red flag there.

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Westernized sushi uses mostly imitation crab anyway

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thankfully here on the more eastern side of states, we get good crab.

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    KittyGaming
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We got sent a calendar yesterday from peta saying "don't turn us into sweaters" you don't kill a sheep to get it's wool dummies, I hate peta

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the company that turns pets into corpses

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    Anonymous
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned with calamari; octopuses are way too smart and awesome to be eaten.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crabs have eyes on stalks not big puppy dog eyes. Stupid PETA!

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every crab looks angry, this was just lazyness

    Kiyoko_tanaka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Japanese woman I beg to differ.

    Jacquie Carr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When PETA stop killing healthy animals in the thousands, I'll listen to what they have to say. In the meantime, they can STFU

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we need a puppy from one of their shelters....

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    ProudHamsterOwner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plottwist: she's actually shoplifting a watermelon :D

    LSD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still a first! I’ve never seen that either.

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    cerinamroth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People don't notice much these days - they tend to have their phone out, or be talking to the people they are with. We don't interact as much generally. That might be why. I've seen plenty of pregnant Asian people, having lived in Japan and having visited family in the Philippines. Those Catholic Filipinas mean you see a lot of pregnant ladies there!

    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen plenty of pregnant Asian women in Australia, many of them mother's of students I taught. Even having moved out of suburbs where there were more dense populations of migrants, I have two children I teach this year whose mothers are pregnant.

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    Skara Brae
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How often do you notice pregnant people of any kind hanging out at shopping malls anyway? It's like noticing people with any random attribute. I couldn't tell you the last time I saw someone with ring on every finger or wearing ripped jeans, sandals with socks, or a bad haircut.

    Kiyoko_tanaka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Japanese person I see it all the time! It's the sheer amount of people here tho

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, i had this exact thought when I saw an illustration picture here on BP a few days ago.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe go to "Asia"? I hear they breed a lot of them over there. Seriously though, if you only look in the US you won't see as many due to smaller percentage of the population and many of them are over here going to college and things where they don't want to be pregnant. When you see Asian families, like say shopping at Costco, it's not super uncommon to see a lady who is pregnant. Same as it is for any other group of people

    G A
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    1 year ago

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    That's because they are normally kept at home attending to their men, or in the factory making shite to sell on Temu......

    Kiyoko_tanaka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? I'm Asian and that never happens. Temu is a Chinese site. There are so many more places in Asia than China.

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    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a job for Arson Man. Attic infestations solved or your money back.

    Duncan McCann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry if my father bothered you. He's fine now, I gave him gummi bears.

    NapQueen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Netflix are about to turn this into a horror movie....

    Bored -
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MOISTURIZED!?, PERSON YOU BETTER RUN

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No hair, empty stare, don't care

    Raquel Mencke
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But is he waxed and vaxed?

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless it's your Dad....

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this one.

    HeavyMetalHeart
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something from a happy and in love flashback sequence from a movie where the main character’s wife has died.

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    Cora Han
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many movies where the wife has died have a flashback scene where she's laughing under a sheet.

    Kiwis Mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ladies, make him a widower before he gets a chance to cheat. Follow me for more relationship advice.

    Jeannine Pope-Carter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also the movie The Grey...Pretty sexy lady at the beginning of the movie is tortured hero's motivation...

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    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 o would love to see this film!

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was that one japanese creature that attacked with it's hair?

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst thing she can say is nothing, the worst thing she can do is screenshot it.

    Nylah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .....and the worst he can do is murder you.

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hits a bit close to home. Just literally did that a little while ago. Stood on my front porch in the dark and stared up at the stars, then came back in and locked the door.

    Ace
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched the stars on a clear night in the mountains last night, while out fetching a cat from a few streets away. Didn't lock the door on the way out or on the way in.

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    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then some bloody woman will come and ask "What are you thinking about?" and gets all pissy when you say ,"nothing".

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that works. I personally like my pbjs, but you do you.

    Don Golosso
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I too like my Pyjama Blow Jobs but it's not vegan for the executer...

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    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess better safe than sorry, but you can really get by with only 3 or 4

    Bruce Wollen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, is that Nicholas Cage? Wait, no, it's John Travolta.

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    NapQueen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I need to unsee this please, I feel really unsettled lol!

    TheNewJenBrady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be fake right? Please tell me this is ai or Photoshop. It's eyes make me feel so uncomfortable 😣

    Chihuahua Mama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that's photoshopped. Could be wrong, tho

    Jacquie Carr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never seen a dog I wouldn't adopt until this

    The only Plueschopossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, this may be photoshopped but nevertheless it is nightmare fuel 😅

    CrazyKnitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of something... An animated character.... From Black Cauldron, maybe??

    Eve Mraz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know exactly what you're talking about!!

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    Sergy Yeltsen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone tell PETA that a sea doggo is attacking their sea kitten...

    Andrei Iepure
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so they can shoot it? I don't think PETA does what you think it does

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    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think the sunfish is already long dead as it's upside down anyway.

    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me if I'm wrong, but I think that at this level, the fish doesn't care.

    TribbleThinking
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's horrible. Again, I came here for otters show off their pet rocks.

    Jennifer Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the second to last thing you want if you’re not a sunfish

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    Carneirinha87
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your poop needs a knife, there's something wrong with you...

    Thom Serveaux
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some places have really, really small pipes. I think it's a more rural thing.

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    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL about poop knife and i don't want to meet people anymore

    MaximumKarmaSaint
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear women: As a man, I don't understand this either.

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems a little short to me to be a poop knife.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the poop knife for trimming the three sea shells? (Demolition Man)

    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some men don't know about fruits and vegetables.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people must have some literally f****d up s**t....

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duh, it's always advisible to have a knife at hand when diving - no matter how deep the water is

    Kiwis Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. They're not. That's what we've been trying to say

    Sergy Yeltsen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C**p knife, huh? You must like getting hands on, then. And hands in. Yuck.

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    NapQueen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you change the batteries?

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don’t get sassy with me, or I’ll glue them face to face

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tempting buuuuut.....NO!

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    Tobias Reaper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it would have been so funny if in one episode of to catch a predator an actual Predator turned up

    CG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one didn't quite age so well... or it did? I dunno.

    PIO4 Office
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he talking about the movie Predator?

    CG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given the time of the tweet, I'm assuming he meant Prey, which came out August 5th, 2022. Drake's tweet was on August 10th of the same year.

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    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drizzy the Child Catcher....

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    Apatheist Account2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a sentence one would have read in the last century.

    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a sentence one would have understood in the last century either. Come to think of it...

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    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Punch yourself in the face. Repeat until unconscious.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know coffee shops had sexual orientations

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, very funny. I must add, though, that I hate feminism so much.

    Jaya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, women having rights is so overrated /s

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    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone please rewrite the OP in English? That makes no sense at all to me.

    Kat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm snatching that cash and running to the nearest tree to (attempt to) climb it since gators can't climb lol,

    LSD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some can climb up to 5-6 feet up trees.

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like just a preserved head. But assuming it was alive - that's a baby and would be easy to manhandle. Put your foot lightly on its neck to pin it down while you take the cash.

    ColdSteelRonin
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grew up in Florida and agree. It is just a taxidermied head (you can buy them in gator farm gift shops) and if it was real it would be small enough to not pose any real threat

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    Kylie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd risk grabbing his stash LOL

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would suddenly be in the mood for some leather.

    Kitty 🥀
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    1 year ago

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    Bored -
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can we focus on the money. strange words mean nothing

    Kiwis Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not leaving without that money

    ʁɨɂɥɒ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Offer this cute baby my ex's hand and take the money

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not crazier than taking pictures of strangers without permission

    ColdSteelRonin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no reasonable expectation of privacy in a public space

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    Skara Brae
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he is hiding a pet ferret under his shirt, or he's going to the dentist, or he's taking his ferret to lunch, or he's an undercover security guy watching for annoying people on the subway..

    digitalin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The freedom of having decent pockets ♥️

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd tell cameraman to f*****g do one.

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    ShaZam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he looks like he gives good hugs and smells like laundry detergent

    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't get this dressed up for less

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