“Happy Wife, Happy Life”: 44 Memes About Marriage That You Might Want To Send To Your Spouse

Possibly he doesn't know what a dryer looks like and checked the washing machine?

This one's pretty dark.

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Relationship 20+ years in: not even sleeping in the same room as each other because you've learned the value of good sleep XD (...and you both drool and snore...)

can confirm it's true!

Funny side effect though. My son looks and acts so much like me that it's forced me to work on myself. I can't let my wife suffer TWO of this person.

Mine complained a lot at this stage... many meals got rejected...

Or the opposite of that. A wife who has a habit of thinking what she wants to say, forgetting to actually say it, but still somehow being mad at not being understood through telepathic link after three other people assured her she definitely did not say it (out loud).

I'm allowed to put cold feet in his lap

LMAO! he might come back empty-handed though...

...they were perfect angels...

That would be my wife. I would never leave clothing about. I don't tell her to pick her stuff up, though. I just pick it up...

2 bedrooms is the solution! Although we are discussing to getting 2 separate beds next to each other at the moment. Could anyone give me some experiences on that?

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My mum always used to tell me I look with my elbows

*gasp*

To be fair, you're now 2 hours late, the event is over, and it's PJ's and slippers time

After I lost weight, I became forever cold. This was after twenty years of marriage. People change... (And, of course, menopause is a big thing!)

You darling.

He knows the consequences for getting near my food, he's likely to get a fork in his hand. I can't help it, it's like when people try to stake the vampire by day but there isn't any sunlight and he rises up and slays them when they get near like it's instinct. Same with my food. It's like, total instinct. 😉😆

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Honestly, the biggest ramblers I’ve ever known were all men!

I love you but I don’t like you very much right now. Two entirely different emotions

This calls for the movie swiping app that someone proposed before

I suspect you were trying to say something here.

I'm getting Omen vibes.

You can still move to a sane country where everyone gets their own blanket at night.

Brake! Brake! Too late...

"Still no, but I love you!"

BMW savs your seat position, and the other person's seat position. Press a button, presto, your seat is exactly where you want it every time.

That's a red flag. You have trust issues.

Complaining about how you look to/in front of children is bad so

I do this so often. My hubby is constantly saying he can't help what I dream and its not his fault. My logical mind knows hes right but I still make him suffer. My daughter has started doing it with her partner. I've taught her well 🤣

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Don't worry, mate. She's 'armless. Best get her home safe, though, 'cause she's also completely legless. (BTW Aussies use "legless" as a synonym for extremely drunk... Other countries might, too, but I thought it best to explain for those who don't)

Me on New Year’s Eve

IIn my family, my time for sleeping doesn't overlap with the time for talking. For my wife, those times are pretty much the same.

We're well matched, I like the crunchy sharp chips, he likes the soft ones

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The important thing is, are you purposely leaving it for the other person, or just leaving it for yourself to get to later?

Nope.

I know it's supposed to be a joke, but di​ck move...

Jesus. Communicate. Don't assume. Don't make it a "test".

Or hit the same pothole EVERY time.

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For my mental health, I finally always took her at her word and let it go. I'm not trying to be insensitive, I'm just incapable of communicating on non-obvious levels. There's just too many interpretations and I found I'm not good at selecting which one is 'right.' I felt better when I would ask my adult daughter and she said she didn't know. I feel better just believing what she says. It is what it is.

No. No you don't. Don't be a jerk.