People Share Their Worst #ImDumb Moments

Lmao

I cannot stop laughing at this. I feel the same, actually , when I can't find my car in a parking lot. That's when I think "wouldn't it be great if your car could actually answer you when you call out to it"?

LMAO! TOTALLY something I would do!

Haha I can imagine myself doing this too 😂

Wtf

Lol I had my glasses in for repair and asked a mannequin where the exit of a store was I'm assuming this person too could not see.

Been there, done that lol

I once stared at a man standing in the doorway of a store for a good 20 seconds trying to figure out whether he was a mannequin. He was not.

I have called all of my friends and teachers mom at some time in my life I'm dumb sometimes

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I would have painted the soles of my shoes a different color, walked up the stairs, and made art.

Yeah, but the basement got cleaned up in the process of waiting!

I am confused about

LOL! I thought they said "creature" instead of preacher!

I thought they said Hell Mary instead of Hail Mary!!

It could have been He-Man

You are not alone and they stiil do.

I thought that for a while... I went to a church school.

LMAO!

Dammit why isn't he answering me...oh yeah...

I actually did it too when a friend forgot her phone at my home.

Oh the irony..

I think it's called no tears because the shampoo makes the hair less tangly so there's "no tears" when you brush it.

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I gotta wonder what you do with bottles labeled "Do NOT ingest"

400lbs? you are luck you didn't actually S**T yourself!

Can't breathe

Macho men are hilarious there so fake

For anyone wondering: 400 lbs = 181 kg.

YAAAAAAASSSSSS.

I love trash talk.

U were a drunken do-nut. :D

Grandmother did that xD

i've done that

hahahaha good one!

Me too man.

I though of the same thing about Horses and Cows. because in my toys i always had horse (male) and cow (female). my wife still laugh at me for that

ooh, would their kids be dats or cags?

Me, too! Still have a tendency to say him when talking about a dog, and her when talking about a cat. I am 75 years old.

I did something similar with helicopters. I would ssay to my parents that the big one (the lowest I discovered later) were the dads, the smaller ones were the moms and the smallests were the babies. I didn't understood why my parents laughed until my father put me in front of a report on helicopters. I seriously thought helicopters were loud birds.

That's not dumb. It's just habits. I once instinctively searched for the mouse with my hand at school when I had to copy some text from the blackboard.

Hang in there, soon it will be possible

The same happened to me and an old phone, old computer and anything that does not have a touch screen!

Don't feel bad. I one tried to scroll up a book page. Lol

Yep, habit. I regularly swipe my (non-swipe) Kindle 3.

All these tweets are so ironic