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Hello, my name's Pete, I'm a UK-based illustrator, and ever since I began dating my partner Kellie 5 years ago I've been making her illustrations based on our everyday life together. We also have a 2-year-old daughter now, Poppy, and I love to capture all the funny and important moments from our daily life in these webcomics.
The cartoon drawings are a mixture of tender, romantic moments combined with silly, crude, and very British sense of humor.
We were previously featured here, and we got such an amazing response we thought we'd share a collection of our recent funny comics. Our followers (who are an incredibly supportive and kind group of people) love to watch Poppy growing up in our cute comics, and all the relatable relationship moments Kellie and I share.
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#1
Last Night I Had To Be Firm With Kellie
Tess Calogaras 8 years ago
I showed my husband and he just said calmly, "yip, you do all of those things"
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#2
After Bathing Poppy I Love To Wrap Her Up All Cosy And Say To Her She’s ‘Snug As A Bug In A Rug’. She Says It Back To Me Now And It’s Adorable
#3
Every Night When We Lay Down To Sleep Kellie Pleads With Me To Scratch Her Back. I Think It May Be Her Favourite Thing In The Whole World
Terri Rowland 8 years ago
I understand this feeling, it's absolutely heaven when it's done in the right place 😊😇💖💜
Dan O'Brien 8 years ago
Switch to fragrance and dye free detergent. She has chronically dry skin.
#4
Seconds After Walking Through The Front Door Kellie Will Change Into Her Pyjamas, Beaming With Joy At The Blissful Comfort They Bring
Doron Pinkas 8 years ago
Of course. PJs are the s**t. My hair gets all clipped up and the clothes come off- best part of most days
Dani Donovan 8 years ago
I wonder if wearing a jock strap every day would be comparable?
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#5
My Favourite Part Of Just About Every Day Is When I Come Home From Work And Poppy Is Waiting Excitedly At The Window For Me
Isabel Tamayo 8 years ago
Aw always so great to go home when a cute little rascal is waving at you from the window... I always imagined that with my daughter, but I work in the mid-shift so that means I reach home 12mn... She's already sleeping deeply. Anyways, still love to go home knowing she's right there waiting for me... :)
Khairul Syazwan 8 years ago
so true.. my kid would know im home just by the sound of my car engine.. and she wold wait for me at the door.. every day! hahaaha
#6
Over The Past Month From Out Of The Blue A Cat Has Been Paying Us Visits On A Daily Basis. He Hangs Out At Our Place So Much Now That We Started Buying Him Food. We Call Him 'Cat'
Paul K. Johnson 8 years ago
Nobody goes out and gets a cat on purpose. They just start to accumulate in your home from out of nowhere.
Paul K. Johnson 8 years ago
I had one also. I named him "Animal" as in, 'He's a real animal' which he wasn't. He was the laziest cat who's ever owned me. But he was very sweet and lovable.
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#7
If I Leave My Phone Unattended When I'm Getting Ready For Bed Sometimes Kellie Secretly Changes The Wallpaper To Some Graphic Gay Porn And Waits To See My Shocked Face
#8
When Kellie And I Are Having A Disagreement There’s One Thing That’s Guaranteed To Piss Her Off
Gretel Hallett 8 years ago
What really pisses me off is when Himself goes all reasonable on me ... or agrees with me ... I hate that!
#9
Kellie Suffers With Postnatal Depression, And Pete Also Suffers. Life Can Be Hard Sometimes
#10
We Like To Surprise Each Other With Unexpected Dry Humping When The Other Is Doing Household Chores
Omega Otaku 6 years ago
So its normal when my bf penetrates my butt while I'm petting the dog?
#11
I Noticed An Empty Space Where A Plant Should Have Been. Turns Out It Was The Latest Victim Of Our Plant Curse
Maverick rudometkin 8 years ago
vegans hate them, find out this one unique trick on how to kill plants
#12
Whenever Poppy Needs Help Getting Up Onto Something, Or Down, Or Is Tired Walking, I Make It Fun By Using Rocket Jumps. I’ll Pretend To Press A Few Buttons On Her Back And Attach The Fuel, Then We’re Off
#13
When I Exercise At Home Poppy Likes To Join In And Tries To Imitate The Positions I Get Into
HauntedForests 8 years ago
My little brother does this too while I'm stretching, doing sit ups or push ups (He's only three <3
#14
This Is One Of My Bad Habits That Kellie Finds Amusing / Infuriating
#15
Kellie Had Sunburn On Her Shoulders And Now I Kinda Like Peeling The Skin Off Like A Monkey
Amanda McKeown 8 years ago
I love peeling skin!!! I know, I'm weird, but there's plenty of us out there😉
Terri Rowland 8 years ago
I love the wierd sounds it makes when you peel it off, kind of a crackling crunch...lol😂😂😂😂😂😂💖
#16
This Is What Happened When I Turned Over To Sleep The Other Night. Kellie Can Be All Sleepy And Telling Me She's Tired, But As Soon As I Roll Over To Sleep She Comes Alive And Craves Attention
#17
Yesterday We Dismantled Poppy's Cot And She Helped Me Build Her First Little Toddler Bed. She Was So Excited About It And Eager To Help
#18
Kellie Has Ocd About Switches Being Turned Off, So Before Leaving The House She Will Stare At The Hob For An Eternity, Checking And Triple-Checking That Everything Is Turned Off
Too bored to do this! 8 years ago
I'm sorry, but I get really annoyed when people use OCD as an adjective. I understand you weren't doing it on purpose, don't downvote me on this, it's just a thing that really gets to me
#19
Poppy Has Started Doing This Adorable Thing That We Call The Koala Cuddle. When You're Carrying Her She'll Wrap Both Her Arms And Legs Around Your Body
Terri Rowland 8 years ago
My kids did a different version of this, come from behind and wrap arms around throat and legs around waist then squeeze as tight as possible and refuse to relax at all..😵😂💜💖
#20
Every Night When Kellie And I Are Ready To Sleep We Say Goodnight, Roll Over... And Go On Our Phones
Pia Scott 8 years ago
We do the opposite. We might check our phones, then we put them away and turn around to face each other, hold hands and fall asleep.
NinjaCookies 8 years ago
That's sooo me, even thought I am just 13 (I tell myself ok I am going to bed now, I turn over open my eyes and say "I miss you my phone"
Pete Duffield 8 years ago
It's exaggerated for comic effect, but yeah, it is a bit sad how pervasive phones are in society now. I'm always trying to cut use down, but it's addictive.
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Getting In The Halloween Mood
#22
So Kellie Often Thinks She's Lost Her Phone. She Gets All Flustered And Panics, Thinking It's Gone Forever. It's Always, Without Fail, Been In Her Bag The Whole Time
Melissa Nunya 8 years ago
This is my mother with her keys. Full panic everytime and always in her purse lol
Rebekah 8 years ago
I was just going to say the same thing! Oh, but about my mom. Totally not stalking yours... :)
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Fkgk Dmvkfk 8 years ago
My mum's purse is a literal black hole you put something in there and you are not getting it back without her
#23
For Poppy's Birthday We Bought Her A Mini Micro Scooter. We'd Been Telling Her For Ages How She Was Getting Her Own One And When She Unwrapped It She Almost Exploded With Happiness
#24
Sometimes At Dinner Poppy Will Suddenly Stop Eating And Raise Her Plate Up, Or Slide It Forward, Or Do Something With Her Cutlery, Starting An Impromptu Game Of Follow The Leader
#25
Kellie Got Me With A Surprise Hump-Attack In The Kitchen. Excellent Form And Creativity, Full Marks
#26
Kellie And I Had A Rare Cinema Date At The Weekend, To Watch Blade Runner. It Felt Like There Were 3 Of Us On The Date Though
Wanda Queen 8 years ago
This was actually a rhetorical question but thank all your literal hearts for thinking I actually wanted an explanation. Anyone who is an introvert understood what I was getting at right away. :p
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Pete Duffield 8 years ago
The drawing isn't totally accurate. We were on the end of the aisle so couldn't move along.
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#27
This Happened One Morning Last Week. Kellie Was Adamant She Had A Legitimate Grievance Here, But I Think My Explanation Of 'I Was Asleep' Was Sufficient
#28
Kellie Is Infinitely More Important To The Smooth Running Of Our Household Than Me. I’m A Daydreaming Procrastinator With A Knack For Silly Voices, Kellie Gets Shit Done
Pete Duffield 8 years ago
Don't take this too literally. Kellie and I are a team and we share the load. This is a self-deprecating and lighthearted way of showing Kellie how much Poppy and I appreciate her.
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If you have damp (mould) on the walls, maybe it's more of a british thing. Kellie loves to thoroughly clean things so she buys mould spray and scrubs the walls clean.
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#29
Poppy Loves To Bake With Mummy. She Sits On The Floor And Helps With The Mixing And The Sprinkling And The Pouring
Terri Rowland 8 years ago
Did a similar thing when I was little at 4am... only I didn't use the mixing bowl, I found the ingredients blended better when applied directly to the floor... 😂😂😂😇💜💖
#30
Kellie Really Enjoys When I Sing In The Car
Terri Rowland 8 years ago
Why do men's nostrils do this..? I think it must be a design flaw...😂💜
#31
Urinal Etiquette
#32
Poppy Does This Adorable Running Cuddle That I Call The Dash-Dash Cuddle
#33
When We're Eating Dinner Poppy Silently Offers Me Every Spoonful To Cool Down For Her. It's So Adorable
Jeannie Gilman 8 years ago
Somehow that came to be called "foofing" when my kids were little. 25 years later we still say that - 6 grown-ups at the dinner table reminding each other to "foof" the soup before they take a sip because it's hot. I love the memories.
#34
The Time I Stood With My Penis Hanging Out, Acting Natural And Waiting For Kellie To Notice
#35
If I'm Really Lucky, Kellie May Occasionally Treat Me To A Pedicure. I Think I Enjoy It Slightly More Than She Does
#36
The Other Day When I Was Getting Dressed We Found Ourselves In A Situation Where I Goaded Kellie Into Whipping Me Across The Ass Incredibly Hard With A Plastic Backscratcher
Pete Duffield 8 years ago
I was wearing normal briefs, but I pulled them up to look like a thong as I goaded Kellie to spank me. Okay it sounds worse now haha
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#37
This Morning's Clean Socks Excitement. Kellie Takes Care Of Us
Na'Zyria Mitchell 5 years ago
My Mom is always like:bring your clothes downstairs so i can wash them
#38
Poppy Loves It When I Play Dolls With Her. I've Always Got Really Into It And Do Things Like Make Them Climb Up Surfaces Strenuously, Panting And Out Of Breath As They Get To The Top
#39
When Kellie Is Hungry The Situation Can Escalate Quickly. You Need To Get Her Some Food Fast, Or Get The Hell Out Of There
#40
When Kellie Woke Up With A Spot On Her Face This Week Her Description Was Brilliant
ThatActivePanda 3 years ago
Popping a pimple doesn`t actually help it just spreads the pus deeper and could cause a greater infection. best use a pimple treating cream or better yet, leave it alone
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#41
Kellie And I Differ When It Comes To Bath Routines. I Get In Practically As Soon As The Taps Start Running, Whereas Kellie Insists On Waiting Around For Ages Until The Bath Is Totally Full
#42
Poppy Loves It When I Pretend To Make Baby Feed Her. It's A Guaranteed Way To Get Her To Eat, And She Loves The Entertainment Too
#43
All Week I’ve Been A Bit Of A Pathetic, Self-Pitying Mess Because I’ve Got A Cold. I Get All Miserable And Melancholy When I’m Sick And I’m Shit Company. Sorry Kellie
#44
Sometimes Kellie Will Be Eating Food Really Noisily Right Next To Me, And I'll Passive-Aggressively Let Her Know Its Irritating Me
Yana Markova 8 years ago
Me with my boyfriend when I am suffering PMS :D But he is the noisy chewer...
#45
One Of My Favourite Silly Dance Moves To Make Kellie Laugh Is What I Call The Squat Crab Dance
#46
The Perils Of Being A Pale-Skinned English Guy On Holiday In A Hot Country
Casandra Nițescu 8 years ago
lol this is my favourite yet. made me laugh out loud for real x'D
#47
Kellie Woke Me Up Worrying She Was Concussed (She Was Fine)
#48
Sometimes When Kellie Is In A Silly Or Bored Mood, She Might Try To Make Me Suck A Pretend Dick
#49
This Last Week Or So With Poppy Have Been Very Difficult. She’s Going Through A Phase Of Bad Tantrums Where She Screams At Us As Loudly As She Possibly Can, Demanding What She Wants
Terri Rowland 8 years ago
Oh boy, it doesn't get any better... wait until she's a preteen.. you'll look back and wish she was still four 🤔😇💖
#50
This Is A Typical Scene For Us About 4am, With Poppy Asserting Her Dominance And Kellie Seeking Refuge At The Foot Of The Bed So Pops Can't Smell The Boob Milk
Annika Hanson-Carlson 7 years ago
this is me (kelly location) when i try to sleep in my parents bed im 13
#51
Something Kellie Said To Me One Night Last Week When I Attempted To Sleep Facing Her
#52
There's Nothing Poppy Likes More Than Bum Bouncing On The Bed (Okay, Boobs - She Likes Boobs More. But Only Just)
Maeve Valentine 3 years ago
Omg, SHUT UP!!! No one wants to hear about your blah, blah, BLAH!!! SHUT UP!!!
#53
The Other Day When We Went For A Coffee I Tried To Introduce Kellie To The Pleasures Of A Flat White. It Was A Little Too Strong For Her And She Spent The Rest Of The Day Telling Me She Felt Weird
Pseudo Puppy 8 years ago
It's an Aussie thing. It started because, prior to the fabulous Italians bringing espresso to Australia, everyone just had black filtered coffee with milk, or instant coffee with milk. So, when espressos arrived, they came with steamed milk, which was either frothy, or would settle, leaving a layer of 'crema', or 'froth' on top. Aussies started asking for a "white coffee, without the froth. Just white coffee, a flat, white, coffee - with NO foamy milk." So.... it was known as a 'flat white' coffee. It was meant to duplicate a filter coffee with milk.
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Aahzmandus Pervect 8 years ago
Kellie's a bit obsessed with putting it up her man's bum, isn't she?
Taryn Wallace 8 years ago
That's normal in my house....in fact he starts to wonder if I'm mad at him if I HAVEN'T tried putting something up his butt that day lol
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Tamara Keegan 8 years ago
Love the love these two obviously share for each other, they seem to keep things fun.
Steve Bowman 8 years ago
Those are great drawings. Looking easy but aren't, I'm sure. Some look like cartoons of the 1930s. (That's a good thing.) And they are funny too. (Most of them.) Saw you on huffingtonpost. You have drawn yourself spot on!
Johanna Kidd 8 years ago
Backscratchers are very good, espescially when attached to my fav humans hands...Oh bliss, so I can relate
SarahScouse 8 years ago
Pete, I love you and your family, through the ruff and the smooth the love of your family unit is beautiful and real.
Pete Duffield (Post author) 8 years ago
Lots more here: www.instagram.com/kellie_and_pete
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Nat Goulden 8 years ago
That is exactly my fiance and I except you have a beautiful child. Absolute classical couldn't stop pissing myself!
Malcolm Diaz 8 years ago
Pete Duffield, your family rocks! Funny stuff dude. Thank you for sharing that. Made my day. "It's sliding in"
Aahzmandus Pervect 8 years ago
Kellie's a bit obsessed with putting it up her man's bum, isn't she?
Taryn Wallace 8 years ago
That's normal in my house....in fact he starts to wonder if I'm mad at him if I HAVEN'T tried putting something up his butt that day lol
Load More Replies... Tamara Keegan 8 years ago
Love the love these two obviously share for each other, they seem to keep things fun.
Steve Bowman 8 years ago
Those are great drawings. Looking easy but aren't, I'm sure. Some look like cartoons of the 1930s. (That's a good thing.) And they are funny too. (Most of them.) Saw you on huffingtonpost. You have drawn yourself spot on!
Johanna Kidd 8 years ago
Backscratchers are very good, espescially when attached to my fav humans hands...Oh bliss, so I can relate
SarahScouse 8 years ago
Pete, I love you and your family, through the ruff and the smooth the love of your family unit is beautiful and real.
Pete Duffield (Post author) 8 years ago
Lots more here: www.instagram.com/kellie_and_pete
Load More Replies... Nat Goulden 8 years ago
That is exactly my fiance and I except you have a beautiful child. Absolute classical couldn't stop pissing myself!
Malcolm Diaz 8 years ago
Pete Duffield, your family rocks! Funny stuff dude. Thank you for sharing that. Made my day. "It's sliding in"
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