Hello, my name's Pete, I'm a UK-based illustrator, and ever since I began dating my partner Kellie 5 years ago I've been making her illustrations based on our lives together. We also have a 2-year-old daughter now, Poppy, and I love to capture all the funny and important moments from our daily lives.

The drawings are a mixture of tender, romantic moments combined with silly, crude, and very British humor.

We were previously featured here, and we got such an amazing response we thought we'd share a collection of our recent illustrations. Our followers (who are an incredibly supportive and kind group of people) love to watch Poppy growing up in our posts, and all the relatable relationship moments Kellie and I share.

More info: Instagram

#1

Last Night I Had To Be Firm With Kellie

Last Night I Had To Be Firm With Kellie

kellie_and_pete Report

Wanda Queen 1 year ago

Party pooper! :p

View More Replies...
View more comments
#2

After Bathing Poppy I Love To Wrap Her Up All Cosy And Say To Her She’s ‘Snug As A Bug In A Rug’. She Says It Back To Me Now And It’s Adorable

After Bathing Poppy I Love To Wrap Her Up All Cosy And Say To Her She’s ‘Snug As A Bug In A Rug’. She Says It Back To Me Now And It’s Adorable

kellie_and_pete Report

Kandi Ali 1 year ago

Precious

View more comments
#3

Every Night When We Lay Down To Sleep Kellie Pleads With Me To Scratch Her Back. I Think It May Be Her Favourite Thing In The Whole World

Every Night When We Lay Down To Sleep Kellie Pleads With Me To Scratch Her Back. I Think It May Be Her Favourite Thing In The Whole World

kellie_and_pete Report

Lillian Chesak 1 year ago

I love it when my boyfriend scratches my back

View More Replies...
View more comments
#4

Seconds After Walking Through The Front Door Kellie Will Change Into Her Pyjamas, Beaming With Joy At The Blissful Comfort They Bring

Seconds After Walking Through The Front Door Kellie Will Change Into Her Pyjamas, Beaming With Joy At The Blissful Comfort They Bring

kellie_and_pete Report

Doron Pinkas 1 year ago

Of course. PJs are the shit. My hair gets all clipped up and the clothes come off- best part of most days

View More Replies...
View more comments
#5

My Favourite Part Of Just About Every Day Is When I Come Home From Work And Poppy Is Waiting Excitedly At The Window For Me

My Favourite Part Of Just About Every Day Is When I Come Home From Work And Poppy Is Waiting Excitedly At The Window For Me

kellie_and_pete Report

Ok Ha-Neul 1 year ago

aw

View more comments
#6

Over The Past Month From Out Of The Blue A Cat Has Been Paying Us Visits On A Daily Basis. He Hangs Out At Our Place So Much Now That We Started Buying Him Food. We Call Him 'Cat'

Over The Past Month From Out Of The Blue A Cat Has Been Paying Us Visits On A Daily Basis. He Hangs Out At Our Place So Much Now That We Started Buying Him Food. We Call Him 'Cat'

kellie_and_pete Report

Paul K. Johnson 1 year ago

Nobody goes out and gets a cat on purpose. They just start to accumulate in your home from out of nowhere.

View More Replies...
View more comments
#7

If I Leave My Phone Unattended When I'm Getting Ready For Bed Sometimes Kellie Secretly Changes The Wallpaper To Some Graphic Gay Porn And Waits To See My Shocked Face

If I Leave My Phone Unattended When I'm Getting Ready For Bed Sometimes Kellie Secretly Changes The Wallpaper To Some Graphic Gay Porn And Waits To See My Shocked Face

kellie_and_pete Report

Jennifer Seguin 1 year ago

i like this girl

View more comments
#8

When Kellie And I Are Having A Disagreement There’s One Thing That’s Guaranteed To Piss Her Off

When Kellie And I Are Having A Disagreement There’s One Thing That’s Guaranteed To Piss Her Off

kellie_and_pete Report

Maverick rudometkin 1 year ago

"i will fuck you up"

View more comments
#9

Kellie Suffers With Postnatal Depression, And Pete Also Suffers. Life Can Be Hard Sometimes

Kellie Suffers With Postnatal Depression, And Pete Also Suffers. Life Can Be Hard Sometimes

kellie_and_pete Report

Penelope Pickles 1 year ago

As long as he’s there for her and understands

View more comments
#10

We Like To Surprise Each Other With Unexpected Dry Humping When The Other Is Doing Household Chores

We Like To Surprise Each Other With Unexpected Dry Humping When The Other Is Doing Household Chores

kellie_and_pete Report

varwenea 1 year ago

Tehe. We do this too. Surprise dry hump and groping. He can scream like a girl as much as me. (Good thing he doesn't surf this site...)

View more comments
#11

I Noticed An Empty Space Where A Plant Should Have Been. Turns Out It Was The Latest Victim Of Our Plant Curse

I Noticed An Empty Space Where A Plant Should Have Been. Turns Out It Was The Latest Victim Of Our Plant Curse

kellie_and_pete Report

Maverick rudometkin 1 year ago

vegans hate them, find out this one unique trick on how to kill plants

View More Replies...
View more comments
#12

Whenever Poppy Needs Help Getting Up Onto Something, Or Down, Or Is Tired Walking, I Make It Fun By Using Rocket Jumps. I’ll Pretend To Press A Few Buttons On Her Back And Attach The Fuel, Then We’re Off

Whenever Poppy Needs Help Getting Up Onto Something, Or Down, Or Is Tired Walking, I Make It Fun By Using Rocket Jumps. I’ll Pretend To Press A Few Buttons On Her Back And Attach The Fuel, Then We’re Off

kellie_and_pete Report

Rebekah 1 year ago

I miss these days.

View more comments
#13

When I Exercise At Home Poppy Likes To Join In And Tries To Imitate The Positions I Get Into

When I Exercise At Home Poppy Likes To Join In And Tries To Imitate The Positions I Get Into

kellie_and_pete Report

Maverick rudometkin 1 year ago

Aww

View more comments
#14

This Is One Of My Bad Habits That Kellie Finds Amusing / Infuriating

This Is One Of My Bad Habits That Kellie Finds Amusing / Infuriating

kellie_and_pete Report

Hope Floats 1 year ago

Buy a dishwasher!!....I've always HATED washing up,so mine's a godsend!

View More Replies...
View more comments
#15

Kellie Had Sunburn On Her Shoulders And Now I Kinda Like Peeling The Skin Off Like A Monkey

Kellie Had Sunburn On Her Shoulders And Now I Kinda Like Peeling The Skin Off Like A Monkey

kellie_and_pete Report

Amanda McKeown 1 year ago

I love peeling skin!!! I know, I'm weird, but there's plenty of us out there😉

View more comments
#16

This Is What Happened When I Turned Over To Sleep The Other Night. Kellie Can Be All Sleepy And Telling Me She's Tired, But As Soon As I Roll Over To Sleep She Comes Alive And Craves Attention

This Is What Happened When I Turned Over To Sleep The Other Night. Kellie Can Be All Sleepy And Telling Me She's Tired, But As Soon As I Roll Over To Sleep She Comes Alive And Craves Attention

kellie_and_pete Report

Suzanne G 1 year ago

Kellie has a severe case penis envy

View More Replies...
View more comments
#17

Yesterday We Dismantled Poppy's Cot And She Helped Me Build Her First Little Toddler Bed. She Was So Excited About It And Eager To Help

Yesterday We Dismantled Poppy's Cot And She Helped Me Build Her First Little Toddler Bed. She Was So Excited About It And Eager To Help

kellie_and_pete Report

billy bob joe 1 year ago

c+d using f, dying!😂

View More Replies...
View more comments
#18

Kellie Has Ocd About Switches Being Turned Off, So Before Leaving The House She Will Stare At The Hob For An Eternity, Checking And Triple-Checking That Everything Is Turned Off

Kellie Has Ocd About Switches Being Turned Off, So Before Leaving The House She Will Stare At The Hob For An Eternity, Checking And Triple-Checking That Everything Is Turned Off

kellie_and_pete Report

Carolina Ren 1 year ago

Take a pic with the date; it helps a lot.

View more comments
#19

Poppy Has Started Doing This Adorable Thing That We Call The Koala Cuddle. When You're Carrying Her She'll Wrap Both Her Arms And Legs Around Your Body

Poppy Has Started Doing This Adorable Thing That We Call The Koala Cuddle. When You're Carrying Her She'll Wrap Both Her Arms And Legs Around Your Body

kellie_and_pete Report

Gillian Black 1 year ago

make the most of it it will go away some day

View more comments
#20

Every Night When Kellie And I Are Ready To Sleep We Say Goodnight, Roll Over... And Go On Our Phones

Every Night When Kellie And I Are Ready To Sleep We Say Goodnight, Roll Over... And Go On Our Phones

kellie_and_pete Report

Pia Scott 1 year ago

We do the opposite. We might check our phones, then we put them away and turn around to face each other, hold hands and fall asleep.

View More Replies...
View more comments
#21

Getting In The Halloween Mood

Getting In The Halloween Mood

kellie_and_pete Report

Maverick rudometkin 1 year ago

when you're so vegan you decide to fuck a pumpkin

View More Replies...
View more comments
#22

So Kellie Often Thinks She's Lost Her Phone. She Gets All Flustered And Panics, Thinking It's Gone Forever. It's Always, Without Fail, Been In Her Bag The Whole Time

So Kellie Often Thinks She's Lost Her Phone. She Gets All Flustered And Panics, Thinking It's Gone Forever. It's Always, Without Fail, Been In Her Bag The Whole Time

kellie_and_pete Report

Maverick rudometkin 1 year ago

everyone knows there is a pocket dimension in a woman's purse

View More Replies...
View more comments
#23

For Poppy's Birthday We Bought Her A Mini Micro Scooter. We'd Been Telling Her For Ages How She Was Getting Her Own One And When She Unwrapped It She Almost Exploded With Happiness

For Poppy's Birthday We Bought Her A Mini Micro Scooter. We'd Been Telling Her For Ages How She Was Getting Her Own One And When She Unwrapped It She Almost Exploded With Happiness

kellie_and_pete Report

Melissa Nunya 1 year ago

Awwwww :)

#24

Sometimes At Dinner Poppy Will Suddenly Stop Eating And Raise Her Plate Up, Or Slide It Forward, Or Do Something With Her Cutlery, Starting An Impromptu Game Of Follow The Leader

Sometimes At Dinner Poppy Will Suddenly Stop Eating And Raise Her Plate Up, Or Slide It Forward, Or Do Something With Her Cutlery, Starting An Impromptu Game Of Follow The Leader

kellie_and_pete Report

#25

Kellie Got Me With A Surprise Hump-Attack In The Kitchen. Excellent Form And Creativity, Full Marks

Kellie Got Me With A Surprise Hump-Attack In The Kitchen. Excellent Form And Creativity, Full Marks

kellie_and_pete Report

Chris J. Ford 1 year ago

"Kellie used 'Surprise Dry-Hump'. It wasn't very effective."

View More Replies...
View more comments
#26

Kellie And I Had A Rare Cinema Date At The Weekend, To Watch Blade Runner. It Felt Like There Were 3 Of Us On The Date Though

Kellie And I Had A Rare Cinema Date At The Weekend, To Watch Blade Runner. It Felt Like There Were 3 Of Us On The Date Though

kellie_and_pete Report

Wanda Queen 1 year ago

WHHHYYYYYY do people do that?!

View More Replies...
View more comments
#27

This Happened One Morning Last Week. Kellie Was Adamant She Had A Legitimate Grievance Here, But I Think My Explanation Of 'I Was Asleep' Was Sufficient

This Happened One Morning Last Week. Kellie Was Adamant She Had A Legitimate Grievance Here, But I Think My Explanation Of 'I Was Asleep' Was Sufficient

kellie_and_pete Report

Steve Bowman 1 year ago

Does that mean no dry-humping for him today?

#28

Kellie Is Infinitely More Important To The Smooth Running Of Our Household Than Me. I’m A Daydreaming Procrastinator With A Knack For Silly Voices, Kellie Gets Shit Done

Kellie Is Infinitely More Important To The Smooth Running Of Our Household Than Me. I’m A Daydreaming Procrastinator With A Knack For Silly Voices, Kellie Gets Shit Done

kellie_and_pete Report

Jasmin Frey 1 year ago

Hmpf... Not the future that I plan to have.

View More Replies...
View more comments
#29

Poppy Loves To Bake With Mummy. She Sits On The Floor And Helps With The Mixing And The Sprinkling And The Pouring

Poppy Loves To Bake With Mummy. She Sits On The Floor And Helps With The Mixing And The Sprinkling And The Pouring

kellie_and_pete Report

Gillian Black 1 year ago

and licking the spoon and scraping the bowl

View More Replies...
View more comments
#30

Kellie Really Enjoys When I Sing In The Car

Kellie Really Enjoys When I Sing In The Car

kellie_and_pete Report

Edouard Youssef 1 year ago

he looks like The Rock !

View more comments
#31

Urinal Etiquette

Urinal Etiquette

kellie_and_pete Report

Clinton Yew 1 year ago

... someone did that?

View More Replies...
View more comments
See Also on Bored Panda
#32

Poppy Does This Adorable Running Cuddle That I Call The Dash-Dash Cuddle

Poppy Does This Adorable Running Cuddle That I Call The Dash-Dash Cuddle

kellie_and_pete Report

Kiahna 1 year ago

Awww... I bet Poppy is adorable.

#33

When We're Eating Dinner Poppy Silently Offers Me Every Spoonful To Cool Down For Her. It's So Adorable

When We're Eating Dinner Poppy Silently Offers Me Every Spoonful To Cool Down For Her. It's So Adorable

kellie_and_pete Report

Sheila Weila 1 year ago

Wait, where's your hair?

View more comments
#34

The Time I Stood With My Penis Hanging Out, Acting Natural And Waiting For Kellie To Notice

The Time I Stood With My Penis Hanging Out, Acting Natural And Waiting For Kellie To Notice

kellie_and_pete Report

Cip IESAN 1 year ago

Your penis looks a bit blured; maybe because you got pixels?

View more comments
#35

If I'm Really Lucky, Kellie May Occasionally Treat Me To A Pedicure. I Think I Enjoy It Slightly More Than She Does

If I'm Really Lucky, Kellie May Occasionally Treat Me To A Pedicure. I Think I Enjoy It Slightly More Than She Does

kellie_and_pete Report

Sheila Weila 1 year ago

Then there's that yellow toe nail that he keeps trying to hide

View more comments
#36

The Other Day When I Was Getting Dressed We Found Ourselves In A Situation Where I Goaded Kellie Into Whipping Me Across The Ass Incredibly Hard With A Plastic Backscratcher

The Other Day When I Was Getting Dressed We Found Ourselves In A Situation Where I Goaded Kellie Into Whipping Me Across The Ass Incredibly Hard With A Plastic Backscratcher

kellie_and_pete Report

Maverick rudometkin 1 year ago

why are you wearing a thong?

View More Replies...
View more comments
#37

This Morning's Clean Socks Excitement. Kellie Takes Care Of Us

This Morning's Clean Socks Excitement. Kellie Takes Care Of Us

kellie_and_pete Report

Cat Lady 1 year ago

New ones are even better...

View more comments
#38

Poppy Loves It When I Play Dolls With Her. I've Always Got Really Into It And Do Things Like Make Them Climb Up Surfaces Strenuously, Panting And Out Of Breath As They Get To The Top

Poppy Loves It When I Play Dolls With Her. I've Always Got Really Into It And Do Things Like Make Them Climb Up Surfaces Strenuously, Panting And Out Of Breath As They Get To The Top

kellie_and_pete Report

Cip IESAN 1 year ago

No! Spiderman will never be out of breath! Maybe only the last one...

#39

When Kellie Is Hungry The Situation Can Escalate Quickly. You Need To Get Her Some Food Fast, Or Get The Hell Out Of There

When Kellie Is Hungry The Situation Can Escalate Quickly. You Need To Get Her Some Food Fast, Or Get The Hell Out Of There

kellie_and_pete Report

Kiahna 1 year ago

Me when there is no more chocolate in the house.

View More Replies...
View more comments
#40

When Kellie Woke Up With A Spot On Her Face This Week Her Description Was Brilliant

When Kellie Woke Up With A Spot On Her Face This Week Her Description Was Brilliant

kellie_and_pete Report

Maverick rudometkin 1 year ago

pop it

View more comments
#41

Kellie And I Differ When It Comes To Bath Routines. I Get In Practically As Soon As The Taps Start Running, Whereas Kellie Insists On Waiting Around For Ages Until The Bath Is Totally Full

Kellie And I Differ When It Comes To Bath Routines. I Get In Practically As Soon As The Taps Start Running, Whereas Kellie Insists On Waiting Around For Ages Until The Bath Is Totally Full

kellie_and_pete Report

Taryn Wallace 1 year ago

Kellie is doing it the correct way

View more comments
See Also on Bored Panda
#42

Poppy Loves It When I Pretend To Make Baby Feed Her. It's A Guaranteed Way To Get Her To Eat, And She Loves The Entertainment Too

Poppy Loves It When I Pretend To Make Baby Feed Her. It's A Guaranteed Way To Get Her To Eat, And She Loves The Entertainment Too

kellie_and_pete Report

Cip IESAN 1 year ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

... And that's how she won't eat without Baby even at her 10-th birthday party! Trust me, I know what I'm saying!

#43

All Week I’ve Been A Bit Of A Pathetic, Self-Pitying Mess Because I’ve Got A Cold. I Get All Miserable And Melancholy When I’m Sick And I’m Shit Company. Sorry Kellie

All Week I’ve Been A Bit Of A Pathetic, Self-Pitying Mess Because I’ve Got A Cold. I Get All Miserable And Melancholy When I’m Sick And I’m Shit Company. Sorry Kellie

kellie_and_pete Report

Kiahna 1 year ago

At least he apologised?

View More Replies...
View more comments
#44

Sometimes Kellie Will Be Eating Food Really Noisily Right Next To Me, And I'll Passive-Aggressively Let Her Know Its Irritating Me

Sometimes Kellie Will Be Eating Food Really Noisily Right Next To Me, And I'll Passive-Aggressively Let Her Know Its Irritating Me

kellie_and_pete Report

BoredBirgit 1 year ago

Aaaaargh - hate it so!

View more comments
#45

One Of My Favourite Silly Dance Moves To Make Kellie Laugh Is What I Call The Squat Crab Dance

One Of My Favourite Silly Dance Moves To Make Kellie Laugh Is What I Call The Squat Crab Dance

kellie_and_pete Report

Jeremiah Furlow 1 year ago

She looks like she's laughing a whole bunch!

View more comments
#46

The Perils Of Being A Pale-Skinned English Guy On Holiday In A Hot Country

The Perils Of Being A Pale-Skinned English Guy On Holiday In A Hot Country

kellie_and_pete Report

Casandra Nițescu 1 year ago

lol this is my favourite yet. made me laugh out loud for real x'D

View More Replies...
View more comments
#47

Kellie Woke Me Up Worrying She Was Concussed (She Was Fine)

Kellie Woke Me Up Worrying She Was Concussed (She Was Fine)

kellie_and_pete Report

Tom Burke 1 year ago

This hits kinda close to home... a friend's wife fell and hit her head one night. She was dead when he woke up in the morning

View More Replies...
View more comments
#48

Sometimes When Kellie Is In A Silly Or Bored Mood, She Might Try To Make Me Suck A Pretend Dick

Sometimes When Kellie Is In A Silly Or Bored Mood, She Might Try To Make Me Suck A Pretend Dick

kellie_and_pete Report

Alex K 1 year ago

kellie wants to fuck you. buy her a strapon

View More Replies...
View more comments
#49

This Last Week Or So With Poppy Have Been Very Difficult. She’s Going Through A Phase Of Bad Tantrums Where She Screams At Us As Loudly As She Possibly Can, Demanding What She Wants

This Last Week Or So With Poppy Have Been Very Difficult. She’s Going Through A Phase Of Bad Tantrums Where She Screams At Us As Loudly As She Possibly Can, Demanding What She Wants

kellie_and_pete Report

Terri Rowland 1 year ago

Oh boy, it doesn't get any better... wait until she's a preteen.. you'll look back and wish she was still four 🤔😇💖

View more comments
#50

This Is A Typical Scene For Us About 4am, With Poppy Asserting Her Dominance And Kellie Seeking Refuge At The Foot Of The Bed So Pops Can't Smell The Boob Milk

This Is A Typical Scene For Us About 4am, With Poppy Asserting Her Dominance And Kellie Seeking Refuge At The Foot Of The Bed So Pops Can't Smell The Boob Milk

kellie_and_pete Report

Annika Hanson-Carlson 1 year ago

this is me (kelly location) when i try to sleep in my parents bed im 13

View more comments
#51

Something Kellie Said To Me One Night Last Week When I Attempted To Sleep Facing Her

Something Kellie Said To Me One Night Last Week When I Attempted To Sleep Facing Her

kellie_and_pete Report

Kiahna 1 year ago

Me to my sister in the morning...

See Also on Bored Panda
#52

There's Nothing Poppy Likes More Than Bum Bouncing On The Bed (Okay, Boobs - She Likes Boobs More. But Only Just)

There's Nothing Poppy Likes More Than Bum Bouncing On The Bed (Okay, Boobs - She Likes Boobs More. But Only Just)

kellie_and_pete Report

Cip IESAN 1 year ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

OK with boobs, I agree with her! Bum too...

#53

The Other Day When We Went For A Coffee I Tried To Introduce Kellie To The Pleasures Of A Flat White. It Was A Little Too Strong For Her And She Spent The Rest Of The Day Telling Me She Felt Weird

The Other Day When We Went For A Coffee I Tried To Introduce Kellie To The Pleasures Of A Flat White. It Was A Little Too Strong For Her And She Spent The Rest Of The Day Telling Me She Felt Weird

kellie_and_pete Report

Susanne Drejø Thun 1 year ago

Can somebody explain what “flat white” is?

View More Replies...
View more comments