You may have come across that curious way of speaking that has arisen online, the one that refers to dogs as 'floofers' and 'smol bois' that 'bork' and 'boop' and uses language in a way reminiscent of the 'Doge' memes from a few years back.
Well if you haven't yet, you will now. Julius, the genius behind Floof Bork Snoot 'N' Boop Ltd has been making fake dog breed profiles in this style, and even the most cynical heart will melt a little at their descriptions. "I've been creating them for roughly half a year but haven't posted most of the ones I've made as I've been building them to release as a collection," Julius told Bored Panda. "I made up almost all of the language used, I didn't create the term 'pupper' or 'doggo' but beyond that I've mostly made it up as I go and try to stay consistent with what I've called things so far." So from sosig boi to boof, these doggos are most accurately and hilariously represented in all their floofer glory, and they are just a joy to behold! Scroll down below to check them all out for yourself, and don't forget to vote for your favorites!
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Pibble
Mop
Dot Boi
ADDED BONUS - Works great with children as a "connect the dots" puzzle
Shork
Boof
Long Boy
Golden Boy
Horse Boi
Sosig Boi
Corgo
Samoyed (Shoob)
Shibe
Lab Boi
The Terrierorist
Siberian Girl
Aussieee Boi
German Boiii
Crorcodole
Pom
i can confirm with 100% accuracy that they will do ANYTHING for chimken nuggers, garbage nuggers, ant covered nuggers, they want them in their sassy little moufs
Puggo
Nijna
This post is procrastination level Professional. I immagine the one who did this had some job to postpone.
I had a Siberian Girl/Lab Boi mix once. He would awoo at emergency vehicles and any body of water made him levitate quickly and plop into the water.
The intentional misspelling and capitalization is on point - "hims snoop can boop the moon" XD
What about the Border Collie ??? It Could go along the lines of:- BORDER COLLIE, INTELLIGENT BOI. Will happily round up naughty children then do your tax returns and still have enough energy to spend the next 2 hours chasing a frisbee. Although originally bred for rounding up sheep they are just as happy in the domestic home. Incredibly loyal and loving, this highly intelligent dog is great for singles and families alike as they are eager to please and very obedient. They are guaranteed to give you a lifetime of wonderful happiness.
Hehe, this sounds like some of the conversations I have with my dog. 'Hey, whatchu doin smol boi? Rosco wanna scratchy scratch?'
Ok, SUPER cute good boys and girls, but I could NOT get past the horrific spelling and grammar. Sorry... you can take the girl out of the writer, but not the writer out of the girl.
The spelling errors are annoying and the dogs in costumes were unnecessary.
This post is procrastination level Professional. I immagine the one who did this had some job to postpone.
I had a Siberian Girl/Lab Boi mix once. He would awoo at emergency vehicles and any body of water made him levitate quickly and plop into the water.
The intentional misspelling and capitalization is on point - "hims snoop can boop the moon" XD
What about the Border Collie ??? It Could go along the lines of:- BORDER COLLIE, INTELLIGENT BOI. Will happily round up naughty children then do your tax returns and still have enough energy to spend the next 2 hours chasing a frisbee. Although originally bred for rounding up sheep they are just as happy in the domestic home. Incredibly loyal and loving, this highly intelligent dog is great for singles and families alike as they are eager to please and very obedient. They are guaranteed to give you a lifetime of wonderful happiness.
Hehe, this sounds like some of the conversations I have with my dog. 'Hey, whatchu doin smol boi? Rosco wanna scratchy scratch?'
Ok, SUPER cute good boys and girls, but I could NOT get past the horrific spelling and grammar. Sorry... you can take the girl out of the writer, but not the writer out of the girl.
The spelling errors are annoying and the dogs in costumes were unnecessary.