You may have come across that curious way of speaking that has arisen online, the one that refers to dogs as 'floofers' and 'smol bois' that 'bork' and 'boop' and uses language in a way reminiscent of the 'Doge' memes from a few years back.


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Well if you haven't yet, you will now. Julius, the genius behind Floof Bork Snoot 'N' Boop Ltd has been making fake dog breed profiles in this style, and even the most cynical heart will melt a little at their descriptions. "I've been creating them for roughly half a year but haven't posted most of the ones I've made as I've been building them to release as a collection," Julius told Bored Panda. "I made up almost all of the language used, I didn't create the term 'pupper' or 'doggo' but beyond that I've mostly made it up as I go and try to stay consistent with what I've called things so far." So from sosig boi to boof, these doggos are most accurately and hilariously represented in all their floofer glory, and they are just a joy to behold! Scroll down below to check them all out for yourself, and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

#1 Pibble

Pibble

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Esmeralda Esmeralda 4 weeks ago

Pibble should be #1

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#2 Mop

Mop

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Yvonne Bernal 4 weeks ago

If it can't be licked up... it can be mopped up

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#3 Dot Boi

Dot Boi

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Yvonne Bernal 4 weeks ago

ADDED BONUS - Works great with children as a "connect the dots" puzzle

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#4 Shork

Shork

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Baron von Awesome 4 weeks ago

“Cute as heck tho” 😂 Pretty accurate

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#5 Boof

Boof

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Nebula 4 weeks ago

Bulletproof Bois! Their proof protects them from all evil

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#6 Long Boy

Long Boy

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Ali Cat 4 weeks ago

I love my greyhound! She is so sweet :)

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#7 Golden Boy

Golden Boy

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Nebula 4 weeks ago

They’re really loyal too. All my neighbors who have dogs have golden retrievers

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#8 Horse Boi

Horse Boi

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All With Heart 4 weeks ago

'sauerkraut land'

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#9 Sosig Boi

Sosig Boi

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All With Heart 4 weeks ago

I've always wanted a sosig boi...

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#10 Corgo

Corgo

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Nini Meow 4 weeks ago

Toasted toasts 😍

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