You may have come across that curious way of speaking that has arisen online, the one that refers to dogs as 'floofers' and 'smol bois' that 'bork' and 'boop' and uses language in a way reminiscent of the 'Doge' memes from a few years back.

Well if you haven't yet, you will now. Julius, the genius behind Floof Bork Snoot 'N' Boop Ltd has been making fake dog breed profiles in this style, and even the most cynical heart will melt a little at their descriptions. "I've been creating them for roughly half a year but haven't posted most of the ones I've made as I've been building them to release as a collection," Julius told Bored Panda. "I made up almost all of the language used, I didn't create the term 'pupper' or 'doggo' but beyond that I've mostly made it up as I go and try to stay consistent with what I've called things so far." So from sosig boi to boof, these doggos are most accurately and hilariously represented in all their floofer glory, and they are just a joy to behold! Scroll down below to check them all out for yourself, and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

#1 Pibble

Pibble

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Esmeralda Esmeralda 8 months ago

Pibble should be #1

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#2 Mop

Mop

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Yvonne Bernal 8 months ago

If it can't be licked up... it can be mopped up

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#3 Dot Boi

Dot Boi

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Yvonne Bernal 8 months ago

ADDED BONUS - Works great with children as a "connect the dots" puzzle

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#4 Shork

Shork

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Baron von Awesome 8 months ago

“Cute as heck tho” 😂 Pretty accurate

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#5 Boof

Boof

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Nebula 8 months ago

Bulletproof Bois! Their proof protects them from all evil

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#6 Long Boy

Long Boy

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Ali Cat 8 months ago

I love my greyhound! She is so sweet :)

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#7 Golden Boy

Golden Boy

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Nebula 8 months ago

They’re really loyal too. All my neighbors who have dogs have golden retrievers

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#8 Horse Boi

Horse Boi

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All With Heart 8 months ago

'sauerkraut land'

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#9 Sosig Boi

Sosig Boi

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All With Heart 8 months ago

I've always wanted a sosig boi...

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#10 Corgo

Corgo

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Nini Meow 8 months ago

Toasted toasts 😍

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#11 Samoyed (Shoob)

Samoyed (Shoob)

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Nebula 8 months ago

Clouds on earth

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#12 Shibe

Shibe

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Nebula 8 months ago

Toasted marshmallow! I prefer mine slightly roasted 😁

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#13 Lab Boi

Lab Boi

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Nebula 8 months ago

When this dog has a better education than you...

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#14 The Terrierorist

The Terrierorist

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All With Heart 8 months ago

'Casualties: Millions'

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#15 Siberian Girl

Siberian Girl

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Nini Meow 8 months ago

Aww floof land... Everyone to floof land

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#16 Aussieee Boi

Aussieee Boi

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Nebula 8 months ago

Origin: the pub

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#17 German Boiii

German Boiii

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Nini Meow 8 months ago

New facts learned.

#18 Crorcodole

Crorcodole

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Pasca Mouse 8 months ago

this is reaally cute and i love him so much and GET OUT OF HIS SWAMP

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#19 Pom

Pom

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Alycia Bell 8 months ago

i can confirm with 100% accuracy that they will do ANYTHING for chimken nuggers, garbage nuggers, ant covered nuggers, they want them in their sassy little moufs

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#21 Nijna

Nijna

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Pasca Mouse 8 months ago

SO CUTE!!!

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