People tend to get mad at the grammar police online. Yet, sometimes people's grammar and spelling skills are so atrocious that they're begging to be called out and taught a lesson. According to a 2015 Harris Poll, 80% of Americans considerthemselves good spellers.
However, after you scroll through this list, you may find that statistic questionable. Bored Panda has prepared a selection of funny and equally embarrassing posts where people either fell victim to autocorrect or skipped grammar day at school. See how a minor mistake can change the vibe of a whole sentence and deliver comedy gold instead of somber, serious news.
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Are You Allergic To Crushed Asians?
They're Identical Or For Turtles?
Hippo Crips
Bad grammar can certainly be funny. Just one comma out of place and a sentence like "Tables are for eating customers only" goes from instructive to ridiculously cannibalistic. It makes you think that people would put a lot of effort into spelling things correctly and putting punctuation marks where they belong. Alas, that isn't always the case.
Ironically, the younger generation is the most irked by grammar mistakes they see in the real world, online, or when texting others. According to the same Harris poll, 74% of people under 35 said that spelling mistakes on social media were annoying. This may seem surprising, since they're the generation most likely to use abbreviations and are typically associated with lax grammar online.
Pack Of Lips
Brexit Means Brexit
I bet they were drinking a strong mug of Yorkshire tea while writing this
Disposable Thumbs
Interestingly, there's also a gender disparity when it comes to who notices grammar mistakes more. Women appear to be more perceptive when spotting bad spelling, with 75% of women saying they often find errors in things like ads, restaurant menus, and store signs. In contrast, 66% of the men in the survey said they spotted grammar mistakes often.
Yet one grammar peeve was consistent among all ages, genders, and professions. English speakers just can't stand it when people can't correctly spell and tell the difference between "their, they're, and there." I have to say, I'm right there with them – and English isn't even my first language!
Do You Come Here Off Ten?
Wait Until They Learn How British People Spell "Color"
To Spell Democrat
Different rules apply to texting and messaging online, though. Although only a quarter of Gen Zers admit that they use full stops, capital letters, commas, and quotation marks on social media, 69% use correct grammar when texting. Perhaps it's who they are communicating with: texting is often reserved for parents and older people, and social media is how they communicate with peers.
Her... Mating Name?
Minstrel Cycle
Bi Curiously
Good grammar matters in the context of dating, too. A 2016 survey from the dating site Zoosk showed that 48% of people in the dating market consider poor grammar skills a deal breaker in online dating. Interestingly, women seem to have higher standards: 65% said they would stop chatting with a bad speller, and only 60% of men said they pay attention to a prospective partner's grammar.
Still, the majority found obvious spelling and punctuation mistakes to be turn-offs. And it's not just bad grammar that people hate; silly hype words such as "LOL" and "YOLO" were found to drastically decrease response rates.
Someone Is Selling “Access” On Fb
Well they do give you access to things if you don't care much about legal access.
Nailed It
Does Anyone Else Struggle With Eggs Eye & Tea?
Our personal lives aren't the only context in which good spelling and punctuation matter. Which CV do you think would be tossed away immediately: one with blatant grammar mistakes or a carefully proofread one? Certified professional résumé writer Drew Roark says that spelling or punctuation mistakes are about more than just grammar knowledge.
The Ace Of Spade And Nutered
One step down from "spaded," which I hear all the time, living in the Southern US.
Phosphorous
That's A Bold Tack Tick, Cotton
"Mistakes on your résumé can expose traits about yourself, which can ultimately keep an employer from offering you a job," Roark explains. "Employers are less concerned about your spelling (knowing you probably just made a typo) and more concerned with the fact that you overlooked an error, which speaks volumes about your tendencies."
Sweetish Meatball
A Due
Sam And Ella Don’t Joke Around
What's worse than a bad speller online? Grammar police who love to humiliate those with poor grammar skills and call them out for their mistakes. Research shows, and experts claim that they're not trying to do the world a solid and rid it of grammar mistakes – they're trying to establish their superiority.
Panties Are In Full Bloom
Perineal Vision
Notre Dame Is In Golfed
According to a 2016 study, introverts may be more prone to correcting the mistakes of others. Apparently, they connect the mistakes to the person's core self, judging their intellect. The researchers also found that the less agreeable the person is, the more likely they are to be members of the grammar police.
My Grandma's Abdomen
Carter Pillow
Great Execution. Huge Knowledge
A professor of psychology at the University of Pennsylvania, Robert Kurzban, explained to Slate that the grammar police are looking for ways to make themselves feel better. "When people, especially publicly, correct others' mistakes, a lot of that has to do with signaling to other people," he said. "People are trying to signal their expertise, because being able to identify mistakes indicates that you know more about something than the person who committed the error."
I Own You Now
Halp I’ve Been Hatched
On Words?
What about you, Pandas? How often do you spot bad spelling and punctuation online and in the messages people send you? Or maybe you're the bad speller, and you feel no shame for it whatsoever? Let us know your experiences when struggling with words in the comments! In the meantime, check out these hilariously unfortunate names parents have given their babies that we wish were spelling mistakes.
I Hate All The Hippo Criticism In Sweden, How Long Will The World Stand For It
Always Read The Silly Bus
Once A Pond A Time
British Spelling
Well, That’s Actually How It’s Spelled
I Love Me A Bowl Of Rom And
Mines Well
This Is Definitely A New One For Me
Atomized Hospital Bill
With how much stuff they add in their itemized bill, it might as well be atomized.
This Is The Funniest Tweet In The Hole In Tire World
Goat Cart
First And Formals
Mean Either
Gas Stational Diabetes
Correcting Someone’s Spelling
In Greedy Ants
Except A Bowl
Ten Year
Debt Written
Sprang My Ankle So Many Times
In Prompt Too
Hammy Downs?
What Do You Puffer?
Grandma Has Phenomena
Mid Evil Dagger
Sue Veneer
Jewel Carriage Way
Fridge Raider
"His Arguments Are Floored"
No prizes for guessing who he’s talking about, n he’s spot on to ,even with the typos .
Are people using voice-recognition software, speaking sloppily, and not checking the result? Or how do these come about?
Because some people really are that ignorant. I've encountered a few in real life.
Load More Replies...This is why the world NEEDS grammar police. If you don't correct people at source, this nonsense becomes perpetuated.
Ah, but as I've been told numerous times on here, it just the natural evolution of language and we don't correct it, we accept it. That, and 'as long as you understand what they're trying to say, it's acceptable'. To which I say...bollocks!
Load More Replies...Are people using voice-recognition software, speaking sloppily, and not checking the result? Or how do these come about?
Because some people really are that ignorant. I've encountered a few in real life.
Load More Replies...This is why the world NEEDS grammar police. If you don't correct people at source, this nonsense becomes perpetuated.
Ah, but as I've been told numerous times on here, it just the natural evolution of language and we don't correct it, we accept it. That, and 'as long as you understand what they're trying to say, it's acceptable'. To which I say...bollocks!
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