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50 Times People Shared Dumb And Hilarious Tweets That Sum Up The Human Experience (New Posts)
Say what you want about the internet, but netizens love to laugh. There’s so much quality, humorous content shared on social media every single day that it’s hard to keep track. But if you stick to just one or two social networks, you might not be aware of the stuff that’s being posted elsewhere.
‘Really Dumb Tweets’ is an Instagram account that shares some of the most hilarious and weirdest things posted on X (formerly Twitter). Today, we’re featuring some of the freshest funny tweets to give you a taste of how ridiculous the world can be. Check out the pics below!
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As the global population grows and access to the internet expands, every year, you’re seeing more and more people join social media.
According to Statista, as of October 2025, the vast majority of humankind is online: 6.04 billion individuals, or 73.2% of the global population, are internet users.
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Michael Fernandez 1 month ago
They can be domesticated, but they can’t be trusted. Never loan a raccoon money (or an artificial leg).
Meanwhile, most people who are internet users are also social media users. 5.66 billion people, or 68.7% of the global population, are on social media platforms.
In countries like the Netherlands, Norway, and Saudi Arabia, internet coverage is nearly universal. As of February 2025, 99% (yes, that’s right, 99%!) of the population uses the internet.
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Howl's sleeping castle 1 month ago (edited)
We used to have a reward and recognition program in my last organisation. When they asked me i replied I prefer getting money as reward (instead of the trophies and certificates) and don't care about attending the party held for recognition part. I could see my manager was not happy with it.
Eastern Asia boasts more than 1.34 billion internet users, ranking first by region. Meanwhile, Southern Asia comes in second with 1.2 billion users.
On the complete opposite side of the net popularity scale, you have North Korea, where there’s virtually no internet use among the general population. The country ranks last in internet usage worldwide.
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ॐBoyGanesh 1 month ago
I put a 12” EP record on the turntable, forgetting it wasn’t a regular LP. My 11yo tried to school on the difference between 33s & 45s. I told this child that I was born before the rise of cassettes, in a time when 78s were a thing.
Factors like age, geography, and income affect the likelihood that you’re an internet user. Statista notes that, for example, in African countries, there’s a larger gender disparity when it comes to internet use: fewer women are online compared to men.
Meanwhile, younger people are more likely to be online than older folks.
And high-income countries tend to have populations that are online, compared to low-income nations.
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Auntriarch 1 month ago
My friend spent months looking forward to when her baby daughter wouldn't "just lie there". One nappy change in to the mobile stage...
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Max(pronouns/whatever/hamster) 1 month ago
that person should have bitten the catcaller too. then he could just walk around in fear, becoming a zombie
Statista reports that 98% of young individuals between 15 and 24 are internet users. When you zoom out to a global scale, 79% of people in this age group are online.
Meanwhile, 93% of people living in high-income countries use the internet. This is more than 3 times what’s found in low-income markets, where internet use is just 27%.
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Howl's sleeping castle 1 month ago
When I am hungry I want food. I don't want ingredients that I will have to spend atleast 30 mins to turn into food
Not all social media networks are created equal. Meta, for instance, is a powerhouse that dominates the market. Currently, the market leader is Meta’s Facebook, with 3.07 billion monthly active users, as of February 2025.
Meta’s Instagram (3 billion monthly active users), WhatsApp (also 3 billion monthly active users), and Messenger (nearly 1 billion monthly active users) are also huge, Statista reports.
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April Pickett 1 month ago
That lady is going places. She has intelligence, a back bone, determination and a realistic view of the world.
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Tucker Cahooter 1 month ago
I would go an extra step and take long range photos of the mourners so that they think you were some big shot in the organized crime world
YouTube takes 4th place in terms of popularity with 2.58 billion monthly active users, followed by TikTok (1.99 billion), WeChat (1.41 billion), and Telegram (1 billion).
Meanwhile, Snapchat has 932 million monthly active users, Reddit boasts 765 million, Douyin has 728 million, Kuaishou has 715 million, Weibo boasts 588 million, and Pinterest has 578 million.
X (formerly Twitter) is among the least popular of the super popular social media networks, with ‘just’ 557 monthly active users as of February 2025.
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Howl's sleeping castle 1 month ago
When it's the suspicious kind me and my husband start searching the house , almost expecting my cat to be dead because she is that kind of stupid.
Social media and other tech innovations have changed how we consume information.
Pew Research notes that around 27% of Americans get the news from websites or apps.
21% get the news from social media, 19% from search engines, 10% from podcasts, 6% from email newsletters, and 2% from artificial intelligence chatbots.
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Feathered Dinosaur 1 month ago
Is it normal that my kid also can't find things that are directly in front of her?
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KatSaidWhat 1 month ago
The shoe bomber was wearing very nice shoes too. His name was Richard. So I'm reading this with the echoes of everyone clapping.
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Senjo Krane 1 month ago
My daughter was maybe 8 months old, not talking yet and one night as I was tucking her in she stared over my shoulder at nothing and started giggling. I walked right out and sent hubby in to put her to sleep.
Originally, ‘Really Dumb Tweets,’ which loves “posting the funniest tweets you’ll ever read,” was created in 2014. Over the past 11 years, it has grown by leaps and bounds.
Now, 1.5 million people follow the project on Instagram for their daily stream of hilarity from X. It’s your way of seeing the type of humor shared on X if you’re not on X but on Instagram (and by extension, this post is your way to see X content if you're neither on it nor on Instagram).
What do you think, Pandas? Which of these posts made you laugh the most? On the other hand, which ones confused you while they amused you? What’s your favorite social network and why?
Which social media platforms match your sense of humor the best? Once you’re done upvoting your favorite tweets, share your thoughts in the comments.
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DrBronxx 1 month ago (edited)
Yesterday, my toddler, as we were walking to our car, started saying in her first language (not English) that she didn't want to get into the car. She did it in a kind of melodic sing-song sort of way. When she realised that we were actually going to the car, and that she would be getting in the car, strapped into her seat, regardless, she kept repeating herself, getting louder until she was shouting through tears in one of the biggest tantrums she's had. Except, she never lost the sing-song quality of what she was saying. It was, like many children's tantrums, cute, heartbreaking, and funny. We felt bad for her, but we knew she was just tired. Anyway, 5 minutes into the car journey she was asleep. She would lose it again just before bed time last night when my wife switched from contacts to glasses. Fun times.
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ॐBoyGanesh 1 month ago (edited)
Doughnuts. Hadn’t even thought about them in half a decade then had some serious craving dreams. I got up at 5:00 & drove to the closest doughnut shop, 45 minutes away. I ate 6 over the following two days. That was over a year ago. Now I’m craving them again, thanks to this post. It’s 20:00. I guess I know what I’m doing in nine hours.
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April Pickett 1 month ago
Leonard Bernstein once said something like creativity always happens at the last moment.
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BarBeeGirl 1 month ago
This is me in reverse. I watch a movie and all the way through all I can think is this is the stupidest movie with the worst acting I’ve ever seen only to find out everyone loves it and it has a 97% on rotten tomatoes
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Feathered Dinosaur 1 month ago
I've turned on the Star Trek 2009 movie soundtrack in the car yesterday. It was glorious as I imagined myself to stear a huge starship out of the hangar and into space, and then it even perfectly ended when I pulled up into our driveway
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FreeTheUnicorn 1 month ago
It's not too late to understand that your unchecked stress levels mean she's got to work through the secondary exposure with play instead of having a rich imaginary life where she can discuss dragons with the trees
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quentariel 1 month ago
You get used to rude customers pretty fast, without any trustfunds (although I would love to have one).
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Mike F 1 month ago
Been there, I was going to take Sadie in but the car wouldn't start. I took her back into the house and called the vet to let them know. I went out about a half hour later and the car started right up, so I called the vet and they said bring her on in. I threw it in drive and off I went. I was 2/3 of the way there before I realized the dog was still in her chair. Don't get old.
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The Majestic Opossum 1 month ago
I have Lived Mas for too long and now my pants don't fit and I have random pain in my back. I would like to Live Menos for a bit, thanks.
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Crystalwitch60 1 month ago
Awww girl got the idea , tea ain’t gonna cut it love , milkshake it was
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StarCrossedFriday 1 month ago (edited)
Remove the ‘dames lookin for trouble’ aspect and the year, and this is basically what my dad did with his wedding ring. Twice.
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Feathered Dinosaur 1 month ago
600mg Ibuprofen and if that doesn't cut it 500mg Metamizol. US people really miss out on the latter one
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Cerridwn d'Wyse 1 month ago
Funny thing. The fact that Microsoft Word had word wrap is I think what made it immortal. I can remember working with wordpressors that didn't if you had to edit something you had to honestly manually redo the end of every sentence. I'm old
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Lady Eowyn 1 month ago
Crystal, you are NOT an empath! Get off your high horse and realize that every comment you've ever made reveals your total lack of empathy. What a liar.
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Kristiina Männiste 1 month ago
One day I decided to conquer my fear of spiders. Calmly and gently took a big spider into my hand to release it outside. Learned that, while there are no poisonous spiders in Estonia, the supposedly harmless ones that we have still can give you a painful nip. Currently back to keeping a 2m distance between me and any spiders.
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Michael Fernandez 1 month ago
I lived this. And then I went to middle school where my first and last initials led my (NYC) classmates to call me something much worse than a motorcycle.
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The Majestic Opossum 1 month ago
I often look back on my childhood/teenage years and think "God, I was an idiot." But now, I can look back and think "my God, I was an idiot and a liar!" Thanks, Ryan. And to any old friends I am not still "BFF4EVA" with - I'm sorry.
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ॐBoyGanesh 1 month ago (edited)
My husband of 20 years still doesn’t know how to explain to people what I do. He tells them I have a go bag ready and at anytime of a the day or night I could be hopping on a plane, private or commercial, to dry quickly get to locations across the globe to “fix” things. So he says I’m a “fixer,” leaving them bewildered. I promise you it’s nowhere near as exciting as anything you could imagine and it’s the farthest thing from glamorous or intriguing.
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StarCrossedFriday 1 month ago
I don’t know how much Lululemon leggings cost, but I should hope it’s nowhere near $500 a pair. At the same time, I wouldn’t be all that surprised if I was wrong.
Doug Moyer 1 month ago
Looks like they are about $100 each, which seems crazy still...
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detective miller's hat 1 month ago
I flat out refuse to pay more than $15 for a pair of leggings.
Monika Rhodes 1 month ago
Marry a man who doesn't tell you what do wear or not to wear...
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SkippityBoppityBoo 1 month ago (edited)
Are they seriously $500 a pair? I've four pairs of non-brand leggings that I'm willing to sell for £50! 😃
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Howl's sleeping castle 1 month ago
My mum was so fed of braiding my elder sister's hair every morning, that the rest of us spent the whole school life in buzz cuts
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Feathered Dinosaur 1 month ago
I would never let somebody else make such an intimate decision about my body
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Feathered Dinosaur 1 month ago (edited)
F that slur "crazy cat lady". Cat ladies are the happiest and sanest demographic and I challenge you to prove me wrong
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