90 Times People Shopped Online While Drunk And Regretted It Deeply

Nicola Morley 8 years ago

I'm not drunk but I want one anyway

34points

Miss Midnight 8 years ago

me too!

1point

Christine Musal 8 years ago

That is awesome. I need this in my life

18points

Aparna Ganguly 8 years ago

I am sober. And I still think it is cool 😀

14points

Maureen Zappellini 8 years ago

Ok now I know what to get my son for his first apartment housewarming gift!

13points

Moose Keating 8 years ago

You're a good mom. :)

1point

Saskia de Bruijn 8 years ago

I don't need to be drunk to order that.

10points

Jonathan Eatsalot 8 years ago

Well, that would scare the s**t out of me. Saves time I guess.

7points

Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago

yeah, it'd be a cure to constipation

5points

I❤️My cat 8 years ago

I want that!!

6points

Its Me 3 years ago

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0points

Andrea Thompson 8 years ago

I am more appalled at the lid of the toilet being open. Yuck. No one wants to go into the lavatory or bathroom and see the loo gaping at them. Seat and lid down when not in use people.

4points

Rebekah Paul 8 years ago

I seriously doubt that was a drunk purchase. That was totally intentional.

2points

#2

Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section

Final score:

347points

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Nicola Morley 8 years ago

Hope they got the much deserved tip.

211points

Wakana Satou 8 years ago

@Person: Exactly what I'm saying.

1point

Michel M. Prins 8 years ago

This guy needs to be employee of the month!

7points

Sheena Myricks 8 years ago

They'll do that?????? Ideas LOL

3points

Sreejith 8 years ago

and they obeyed !!!!

3points

Will Perdichizzi 8 years ago

If you got the $$ we will stop and get you anything.

2points

Heather Self 8 years ago

That's a major win foe customer service in my book! 😄

2points

Tiffany Waltari 8 years ago

That is above and beyond the call of duty, what a commendable fellow!

2points

Jaclyn Rowand 8 years ago

We've had the pizza guy do a beer run on the way too. Lol. Pizza guys are the best.

2points

Ashley Anderson 8 years ago

When I move in with my man I'm so doing that! Thanks for the tip

0points

Claire 8 years ago

Dominos is much better drunk fud :/

2points

Katie Connors 8 years ago

This man is a GENIUS!!

1point

#3

We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well

Final score:

347points

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Nicola Morley 8 years ago

Matches the rest of the suite

116points

Hans 8 years ago

And obviously is appreciated.

6points

Sreejith 8 years ago

he liked it!!!!

10points

Laurie Rawson 8 years ago

I desperately need one!! Could you send me the link?

4points

Cathy Binder 8 years ago

sorry, the cat isn't for sale. :)

5points

Sergio Bicerra 8 years ago

Not a bad idea

4points

Claire Bear 8 years ago

The cat seems to like it!

2points

cool sun 8 years ago

Fat cat, happy cat!

2points

Paula Bogomolova 8 years ago

Aaawww. So cute!

2points

AnnieLaurie Burke 8 years ago

That's very practical. Apparently, when the hoomin is drunk, he makes better choices to enhance his cat's life. Kitty, get your hoomin a bottle of Chivas for Christmas.

1point

tigertae 8 years ago

I would NOT regret this one tbh! :'D New throne for the king/queen of the house; the pet.

1point

Karma Kaze 8 years ago

I need one of these! * frantically searches for mini couch*

1point

#4

My Friend's Latest Drunken Ebay Purchase

Final score:

346points

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Desiree Summer 8 years ago

let's be real, that's kinda dope

185points

Cheryl Boje 8 years ago

I want this..lol

6points

AnnieLaurie Burke 8 years ago

I want to ask the simian, does a Merlot or a good Cab go better with bananas?

4points

Tom Hanks 8 years ago

Kinda already looking for one...

2points

Kate Kersten 8 years ago

Oh...a picture of the POTUS. So lifelike.

2points

Tania Woods 8 years ago

As if you'd have red with bananas!

2points

Theresa Ann 8 years ago

opulence...I has it...lol

2points

Its Me 3 years ago

How do I get one?

1point

Jessica Mancini 8 years ago

I kinda like it

1point

magdalena miklos 8 years ago

Its a really great painting - specially if you are drunk ;)

1point

Meowoui 8 years ago

Well I'm a monkey's uncle

1point

Ok Ha-Neul 8 years ago

if curious george was posh

1point

Daniel Bruce 7 years ago

I want it

0points

#5

My Mom Got Drunk Last Night And Bought My Family A Third Dog. Everybody Meet Hudson

Final score:

333points

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Alina Capatina 8 years ago

Please adopt, don't shop! ❤ Thank you.

13points

Olivia W 8 years ago

what has that got anything to do with the picture? just appreciate the joke

6points

LizzyM 8 years ago

And if she didnt buy this pup, where do you think it wouldve ended up?

4points

LizzyM 8 years ago

Do you say that to baby pictures too: please adopt, don't f**k?

4points

Its Me 1 year ago

When I get older I would like to adopt a dog that is about to age out. I would also like a rescue

1point

Katrin Richter 8 years ago

Wow, other kids have to beg, you only need to give here some wine, lucky you :D

7points

Desiree Summer 8 years ago

your mom needs to get drunk more often!

5points

Timmo Võõsa 8 years ago

I don't get it...somebody sold a puppy to a drunk random person?!

4points

Rhon 8 years ago

Your mum can shop for me anytime!

3points

LizzyM 8 years ago

Best. Drunk. Purchase. Ever! I wouldve named him after whatever got me drunk. Come to think of it, Johnny Walker is a pretty cool name for a dog.

3points

ADHORTATOR 8 years ago

Beeing drunk and buying animals... next step: Beeing drunk and making kids

3points

Olivia W 8 years ago

next step: spelling being right

1point

Wendy Fitzkloo 8 years ago

Oh I totally get that (says the woman with 3 adopted cats)

3points

Its Me 3 years ago (edited)

Rescue dogs are awesome. Get one of those. They need it and so do you.

1point

Cheryl Birkhimer 8 years ago

Your mum is obviously a good drunk...

1point

#6

Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping

Final score:

316points

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John L 8 years ago

If you have a pet toad, you may have more than just a drinking problem, lol.

178points

Caymen Smith 8 years ago

toads are adorable! what's wrong with you?

47points

Silent Skeleton 8 years ago

no sh toads are rad

22points

Máire Breathnach 8 years ago

Toads are cool

13points

Sara Coons 8 years ago

Leave Neville Longbottom alone.

5points

tigertae 8 years ago

shut up, man.

3points

LPS Psychos 8 years ago

umm toads are awesome dont hate the game bro WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB

2points

Good Beatus 8 years ago

LOL

2points

Magduska Dubovce 8 years ago

hahaha I love this comment😂😂😂😂😂😂

-1point

Wendy Fitzkloo 8 years ago

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Nancy E 8 years ago

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Nelson Sturdivant 8 years ago

Who wrote this? Neville Longbottom?

17points

Iamtheone 8 years ago

Hahahahahahaha you're awesome

1point

Ramona Friggasdotter 8 years ago

Now you have an excuse to get 99 more toads and make a party for your guy 😁

8points

Keli Martin 8 years ago

Hello my baby hello my darling...🎵

6points

Sue Z Q 8 years ago

Puttin' on the Ritz.

6points

Amaranthim Talon 8 years ago

Am I the only one hearing Ragtime Gal?

5points

Galaxy Nerd 8 years ago

Hello my baby hello my honey~

4points

Ann Ros'a 8 years ago

🎶🎶 Hello my good time gallllll...🎶🎶

4points

Carla Martin 8 years ago

Hello my baby hello my darling hello my rag time gal..

3points

Miss Midnight 8 years ago

Yes, I've seen that classic cartoon....

0points

Deborah Moore 8 years ago

Hello my baby, hello my darling, hello my ragtime gal.....

2points

J. Philip vanHeijkoop 8 years ago

Well just buy 99 more toads. Problem solved.

2points

#7

Sometimes Late Night Drunken Amazon Purchases Are A Good Idea

Final score:

286points

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the derp king (Liam) 8 years ago

And sometimes they aren't...

95points

Cathy Binder 8 years ago

*art

9points

The Cube Cat 8 years ago

What is with drunk people and buying awesome shower curtains?

6points

Sheila Robinson 8 years ago

So glad I scrolled down before I bought the kitten shower curtain because this is even better. Everyone is getting this for Christmas.

4points

Becka Robinson 8 years ago

I want one, and I don't even drink!

3points

Its Me 3 years ago

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0points

Casey Marie 8 years ago

Omg. This was the purchase I made for my other daughter's phone case.

2points

Ann Ros'a 8 years ago

Not this one those time.

2points

Marjoleine Baxter 8 years ago

What's wrong with that ? Sloths are awesome

2points

Sue Boudreaux 8 years ago

Love this!

2points

Meowoui 8 years ago

That is funny, a slough pole dancing really sloooow

2points

Bonnie Stebbins 8 years ago

Most impressive.

1point

#8

When I Was Drunk I Bought My Dog Socks Off Ebay

Final score:

279points

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Maureen Zappellini 8 years ago

Happy puppy! Totally worth the puppy smile!!

94points

Honoré Blanchet 8 years ago

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Valentina 8 years ago

Pawsome!!

3points

criminalgirl 8 years ago

He loves them, good buy.

2points

Cathy Henes 8 years ago

Try doing that to a cat.

1point

Mia Rennie 8 years ago

"look mummy i look so pretty!"

1point

Rebecca Marple-Hulme 8 years ago

He looks more stressed than happy - probably cause he's hot &/or hates wearing socks 🙄🙄🙄

1point

cool sun 8 years ago

I bought boots for my dog and i wasn't drunk!

1point

Amparo de León 8 years ago

No se resbalan?

0points

Marianne Peart 8 years ago

Bestie😁😊

0points

Anna Carter 8 years ago

🤣🤣😂

0points

#9

Giant Googley Eyes. The Best Drunk Online Purchase I Have Made Yet

Final score:

276points

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Nicola Morley 8 years ago

Needs eyelashes to complete the look. Maybe some lipstick and eye shadow too?

85points

AnnieLaurie Burke 8 years ago

Maybe a moustache -- is it a male or female?

4points

Penelope Pickles 8 years ago

Looks like a boy car to me😂

1point

RustBunny 8 years ago

Well, they do make eyelashes for cars, so.... time to go shopping!

1point

Ann Ros'a 8 years ago

No! no!! no!!! no!!!! Absolutely NOT!!! Hate those on cars!!! 😟😥😟😥😟😥

1point

Victoria Dreyer 8 years ago

My car is almost identical to that, and she totally has the eyelashes! Or she did, until some d**k stole them at the train station. >:C

1point

Thegreatcountryofverden 7 years ago

NO.

0points

Danielle Baxter 8 years ago

Your car looks worried. Lol

4points

Its Me 3 years ago

Maybe I should get drunk and buy s**t

1point

Ann Ros'a 8 years ago

Cute googley eyes!!

1point

Wendy Fitzkloo 8 years ago

Searching giant googly eyes for my daughter's car as we speak

1point

Ann Ros'a 8 years ago (edited)

Does she drive a F150? I would add those to that.

1point

Nick Keupink 8 years ago

Found Nemo

1point

cool sun 8 years ago

So cute!

1point

Davis the Un-Greatest 4 years ago

It looks worried, like “what you gonna buy next man?”

0points

Grace Smith 7 years ago

Lighting McQueen?

0points

Anna Carter 8 years ago

😂👍👍

0points

#10

My Wife's Very Proud Of Her Drunken Purchase

Final score:

268points

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I❤️My cat 8 years ago

Your wife is very pretty ( I am not hitting on her I am 11)

296points

Becca The Bear 8 years ago

That's so cute you're so sweet

48points

Clara BF 8 years ago

Cutest comment ever! :)

17points

Olivia W 8 years ago

ignore John Eatsalot he is mean on every post

11points

Jonathan Levich 8 years ago

This 11 yr old got game...

9points

Elina Kuusisto 8 years ago

She's super gorgeous!

7points

Grace Smith 7 years ago

You are respectful good job👍🏻👍🏻

5points

Bam Rubenstein 8 years ago

Now that's funny!

4points

Its Me 3 years ago

Agreed except I am 13

3points

Its Me 1 year ago (edited)

You should be 18 now so go for it!!! (This is a joke don't go for anyone married)

1point

Jonathan Eatsalot 8 years ago

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Desiree Summer 8 years ago

her tattoos are sick!

10points

Guritanu Cristian 8 years ago

Saying to someone she is pretty is a compliment and not hitting on her. And she is pretty .

7points

Beth Isabelle Gregory 8 years ago

Hey I'm 11 too!cool!(I'm a girl obvs)

4points

I❤️My cat 8 years ago

Nice!!!

3points

Valentijn 101 8 years ago

Pretty wife. Is she single?

4points

I❤️My cat 8 years ago

Was that a joke?

1point

Ok Ha-Neul 8 years ago

i have a particular set of skills skills that i have aquired over a long career of drinking i will find you and i will buy you

3points

Bob CF 8 years ago

Haha!!! that's good..."I will find you and I will Buy you"

0points

Bob CF 8 years ago

That's Funny...Every time I would see that pillow with Nicolas Cage staring back at me I'd get a chuckle or at least a smirk

2points

Alan Moskowitz 8 years ago

She's impulsive with tatoos and Amazon purchases

2points

I❤️My cat 8 years ago

Thank you everyone you are the best!!!!😍❤️😍

1point

I❤️My cat 8 years ago

Anita parks thank you so much!!!🤗❤️🤗

1point

#11

Got Drunk On Amazon And Bought The Cat A House

Final score:

220points

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I❤️My cat 8 years ago

Where did you get that!!!

10points

Tracy Cleland 8 years ago

I bought one for my cat when I was sober

5points

Ok Ha-Neul 8 years ago

at least the cat likes it

5points

Thomas Turnbull 5 years ago

Cat does not look impressed

1point

Meowoui 8 years ago

Add furniture now.

1point

Amanda Wsky Gamba 8 years ago

Cat is not impressed

1point

Ian Taggart 5 years ago

Looks like photoshop to me.

0points

Grace Smith 7 years ago

Lord shnookims is pleased

0points

Bam Rubenstein 8 years ago

Does that make him a house cat?

0points

Johnny Wadd 8 years ago

Cat looks Photoshopped to me

0points

#12

Went Online-Shopping While Drunk... Now I Own A Jurassic-Pug

Final score:

216points

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Socially Awkward 8 years ago

I want one for my pug!

39points

Its Me 3 years ago

I want a pug!

2points

Wyndmere 8 years ago

Did you buy the pug with a hat, or just the hat?

1point

Jesus Wäre 8 years ago

When I was drunk I thought I was a pretzel and thought my girlfriend was a pork chops I also thought we had a chicken wing for a son.

1point

Cathy Binder 8 years ago

dude, a) what did you drink b) can i have some?

6points

Dallas Gabriel 8 years ago

omg yes

1point

Savannah Roux 8 years ago

Cute

0points

Cindy Olson 8 years ago

Cool!

0points

Ed Allen 8 years ago

🤦‍♂️

0points

Desiree Ramirez 8 years ago

Haha love it 😂

0points

#13

Sober Me Got A Present From Drunk Me

Final score:

203points

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Nicola Morley 8 years ago

That's nice

42points

Kjorn 8 years ago

That's so cool! i need one

2points

Magic Forest > Lindsey 8 years ago

omg link pls! I'm looking for this for such a long time! :O

2points

Susan Forbes 8 years ago

Try Amazon under Disney Pixar cars sunshade

4points

Amazon QT 3 years ago

I would so do this to my Milano Red delSol… maybe even turn him into Lighting McQueen next HALLOWEEN!!!! LOL 😂

1point

Deanna Rader 8 years ago

Love this!!!

1point

LizzyM 8 years ago

Whose credit card did Drunk You use?

1point

Leigh Rowley 8 years ago

Maybe my next purchase!

1point

ADHORTATOR 8 years ago

Drunk me likes Sober me

1point

Lussiana Saberhagen 8 years ago

Jajajajajaja ilarious!

1point

Wendy Fitzkloo 8 years ago

I like it!

1point

#14

So I Was Drunk One Night And Added This To My Amazon Wish List, My Mom Blindly Ordered Stuff For Christmas

Final score:

196points

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Nicola Morley 8 years ago

I'm sure there's going to be a use for this somewhen.

51points

Ayla Fecero 8 years ago

Not sure if somewhen is intentional, but it's fantastic.

9points

J. Philip vanHeijkoop 8 years ago

Oh man, I would never take the stair again. And if what we saw on Batman (the series) is true, you'll meet loads of new people.

5points

N G 8 years ago

I'm still grappling with this one

3points

Kjorn 8 years ago

are you a ninja?

2points

Mary Kavanagh 8 years ago

Think of all the balconies you'll be able to reach with this!

2points

Dallas Gabriel 8 years ago

who dosent need one of these XD

2points

Bam Rubenstein 8 years ago

Makes me want to look for one.

1point

Mike Chin 8 years ago

hope thats real paracord and not just a shoelace

1point

Ed Allen 8 years ago

It takes a thief

1point

Sara Shrader 8 years ago

She is going to support your dreams of being a ninja. Go mom

1point

#15

While Drunk, I Somehow Found And Bought 8lbs Of Cereal Marshmallows

Final score:

192points

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Sami 8 years ago

Win!

74points

Redrumstick 8 years ago

I'd do this sober

5points

Bonnie Gembey 8 years ago

That was high, son. You were high.

4points

Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago

Where did you get this?????

3points

Silent Skeleton 8 years ago

WOAH those marshmallows weigh almost nothing! HOW MUCH IS 8 POUNDS?!

3points

Tiffany Waltari 8 years ago

=O Life goals ^

2points

Socially Awkward 8 years ago

Whaaaat??? You can get that??? I AM SO BUYING THAT THE FIRST CHANCE I GET!!!

2points

Amazon QT 3 years ago

I’d say WIN-WIN for both of you!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

1point

Leah Forgy 8 years ago

That’s the best part! Good job!

1point

Jeeves 8 years ago

BEST. DRUNK. PURCHASE. EVER.

1point

#16

Drunk Me Apparently Decided To Go Online Shopping Again

Final score:

186points

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Sreejith 8 years ago

Actually what was it smells like ? ;-)

44points

Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago

Like unicorn farts(cotton candy)

14points

Wendy Fitzkloo 8 years ago

Rainbows mixed with crushed rose petals

6points

Nguyen Ngoc Kien 8 years ago

THe smell must be like rainbow.!!!

4points

Amazon QT 3 years ago

…magical, what would you expect!!!! 😂😂🤪😆

2points

Adrienne St Claire 8 years ago

At least it's for a good cause.

4points

Cathy Binder 8 years ago

asking because i honestly want to know: what is neurodiversity?

0points

Bunzilla 8 years ago

At least it was for a good cause :)

2points

Sue Z Q 8 years ago

The smiles must come from watching other people gag.

2points

criminalgirl 8 years ago

I've bought worse...

2points

Its Me 1 year ago

Support children with Neurodiversity with UNICORN FARTS?!!! HEEEELLLLLLL YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

1point

Its Me 3 years ago (edited)

When you take the phrase “eat my farts” too literally

1point

Zori the degu 8 years ago

What is it, really? I need more details, it's one of the weirdest products I've ever seen.

1point

Hisseefit 8 years ago

Cotton candy

2points

Its Me 3 years ago

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0points

Amparo de León 8 years ago

I imagine they smell like candy...

0points

#17

"Hey Bud, I Got Really Drunk And Bought A Pig Last Night. Her Name Is Carol. Come Over And Meet Her."

Final score:

180points

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Ok Ha-Neul 8 years ago

aw cute i love pigs

43points

Ed Allen 8 years ago

Till they grow up and strp on your balls in bed

4points

Melissa Richmond 8 years ago

Yeah, I'm going to file that under win. They're smarter than dogs and can even be cleaner then them too.

4points

Claire Bear 8 years ago

Best drunk purchase ever!

4points

Prathamesh Ghate 8 years ago

Is this a breakfast invite?

3points

piggy panda 8 years ago

omg i am eleven and my uncle did that but he gave the pig to me his name is bootsie pig

2points

Nadja Meyer 8 years ago

how do you mail order a live pig?

2points

Vlad Anghel 8 years ago

Careful not to name him Ham next time you get drunk...

2points

Silent Skeleton 8 years ago

mINI PIIIIGS

2points

Dallas Gabriel 8 years ago

and feed them lil sliver dollar pancakes!!

2points

Gillian Black 8 years ago

thats my kind of drunk purchase oh thats right i dont drink

1point

Davis the Un-Greatest 4 years ago

Aw she’s cute

0points

#18

Ordered An Eggplant Vibrator. I'm A Straight Male...

Final score:

177points

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Claire 8 years ago

Vibrators don't mean you're not straight *rolls eyes*.

108points

Cathy Binder 8 years ago

if he thinks straight guys have no use for vibrators, he's probably single.

29points

Janizh Rigor 8 years ago

Maybe he just meant he has no use for it on himself....thay is some eggplant though...hahahhaha

9points

Amber Murray 8 years ago

He thought he was implying that he personally wouldn't enjoy such a toy nor did he have a partner who would either 😂

3points

Mihaela Petculescu 8 years ago

Unless the guy uses it on himself...

2points

Its Me 2 years ago

Eggplant ones usually do if you're a guy (Eggplants are usually used as a substitute for penis)

1point

Its Me 3 years ago

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0points

Troll Panda 8 years ago

But doing your mom means he's straight. *rolls eyes*.

0points

Sherri Laue 8 years ago

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magdalena miklos 8 years ago

And why is that "straight male" information included? Its just a sex toy - enjoy it!

10points

John L 8 years ago

....and especially from a guy, no less. :D

10points

Alberto Curutchet 8 years ago

Your drunken you is trying to tell you something.

5points

Brenda Olano 8 years ago

Some straight males like those kind of things too ..js x)

5points

Mickie Sommers 8 years ago

My boyfriend and I have many vibrators and he is so very straight. They add a lot of fun to intimacy.

3points

Alyson Shorthouse 8 years ago

Emoji vibrators? Truly, we live in a world of wonders.

3points

Alyson Shorthouse 8 years ago

Sadly, after checking, I can confirm they only do the eggplant one

3points

Vincent Tiggelman 8 years ago

It's never too late to try

3points

Mario Alberto 8 years ago

It seems "drunk you" is not that straight

2points

Kathleen Stewart 8 years ago

So why is it open if you're not gonna use it 🙄 lmao.

2points

Talise Snyder 8 years ago

lol didnt think of that

0points

#19

My Buddy Got Drunk And Ordered Some Shirts With His Face On It. He Gave Them Out To 15 Friends And The Dave Face Shirt Movement Started

Final score:

155points

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Raokshna Ryuzaki 8 years ago

Where can I get one 😂

81points

Elizabeth Butler 8 years ago

I want one too!!! And I don't wear tshirts much

5points

Elaine Mejia 8 years ago

Me too! I like Dave.

4points

Zsofi Szemerei 8 years ago

Me too:) he's awesome

3points

criminalgirl 8 years ago

Handsome guy.

2points

Samantha Mulder 8 years ago

I want to join the movement!

0points

Danette Ranee 8 years ago

I want one!

0points

Bam Rubenstein 8 years ago

Brilliant. I love this. I want a few to pass around to my friends!

0points

Troll Panda 8 years ago

Take the one he gave your mom.

0points

Ina Ruehl 8 years ago

Want one! Spread the joy to other countries!!!

0points

Ed Allen 8 years ago

Stank Mann!!!!!!!

0points

Penelope Pickles 8 years ago

Dave is handsome

0points

Kat 8 years ago

I want one too 😅

0points

#20

Best. Drunk. Purchase. Ever. Dadbod Beach Towel

Final score:

154points

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Desiree Summer 8 years ago

I would use that every chance I got!

30points

Charlotte Ayers 8 years ago

Dunno.... gotta wonder who chose that profile pic of Arnold Schwartzenegger taking a selfie of himself with his ipod. Maybe that can get accidentally bleached.

3points

Sharon Lucas 8 years ago

At least no one will steal it at the beach. :)

2points

Lorrene 8 years ago

You must have been very very drunk

1point

EllenRipley112 8 years ago

The guy on the far right = Simon Cowell??

1point

Lena Sterling 8 years ago

I guess that's the only one ever sold of this towels

1point

Kaye Bonner 8 years ago

ROFLMyassoff

0points

EllenRipley112 8 years ago

Hang on, lemme see--Adam Sandler, dunno, Gerard Butler? ‎Zach Galifianakis? Bruce Campbell (with the earbuds)? Sunglasses = dunno. IPad = Arnold Schwarzenegger. Orange shorts = dunno (Matt Damon?), Simon Cowell

0points

Petra Rola Cole 8 years ago

A real man has a real belly.

0points

Wendy Fitzkloo 8 years ago

Now you're talking! Boss's Kris Kringle present this year for sure, unemployment next year even surer!

0points

#21

Apparently I Drunk Ordered 11.5lbs Of Cheese On Sunday

Final score:

148points

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Nicola Morley 8 years ago

Cheese and wine party is on, people!

62points

Clara BF 8 years ago

And so the cycle begins

3points

Sami 8 years ago

Yummy!

3points

AnnieLaurie Burke 8 years ago

It looks like decent cheese, not the plastic stuff. So what's the problem?

1point

Wendy Base 8 years ago

OMG! this is in my backyard. you can't go wrong with LeRaysville cheese!

1point

Tania Woods 8 years ago

You can freeze it.

1point

Cathy Binder 8 years ago

at least you had it together enough not to buy the full 12 pounds.

1point

Monika Przymuszala 8 years ago

If this is not a 'win' I don't know what is...

1point

Davis the Un-Greatest 4 years ago

I read the company name in an Italian accent…

0points

Belle Bell 8 years ago

i love that it’s 11.5 lbs. precisely

0points

Ulla Gundersen 8 years ago

Cheese freezes well ...

0points

#22

So, I Got Blackout Drunk At A Friend's 21st Last Week And Bought Something At 5:30am That I Didn't Know About Until It Arrived Today. Sober Me Is Very Very Proud Of Drunk Me

Final score:

140points

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SparklyCuckoo 8 years ago

I'd buy this sober too!

39points

Its Me 3 years ago

Bring him out more often

1point

Wyndmere 8 years ago

So, you have champagne taste when you're drunk on wine or beer.

1point

Melissa Richmond 8 years ago

He's very majestic. Get it framed.

1point

Belle Bell 8 years ago

epic! you need a worthy frame NOW.

0points

Gillian Black 8 years ago

and proud you should be

0points

Orsolya Gyorfi 8 years ago

I want one.. =o

0points

Merilyn Horton 8 years ago

Oh deer.

0points

Wendy Woo 8 years ago

She is beautiful!

0points

Lucie Koláčková 8 years ago

Classy 😂

0points

#23

Well All That Dumb Shit I Ordered On Amazon When I Was Zooted Came In The Mail Today. So This Is My New Look

Final score:

138points

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Raokshna Ryuzaki 8 years ago

By the looks of the background picture it's well suited 😂👌

198points

Amazon QT 3 years ago

THATS A BIG YEPPPPP FROM ME!!! So did he not think that people will be judging him for his SUCH A SMALL PACKAGE!!!!! 😂😂😂

3points

LizzyM 8 years ago

The HipHop videos from the '90s called, they want their outfit back

12points

Amazon QT 3 years ago (edited)

Yes MC HAMMER is rolling in his grave as we spea… wait no, Hammers not dead yet… BUT he may if he sees this. LOL

1point

ADHORTATOR 8 years ago

at least, your drunk self ordered the right size

11points

Sharon Scott 8 years ago

It goes with the pink butterflies... just saying.

8points

Shannon Courtney 8 years ago

And the poster of naked men.

16points

Merilyn Horton 8 years ago

I know a guy with an eggplant.

7points

Jeff McClain 8 years ago

😂😂😂

3points

Daniel Fleming 8 years ago

hello terminator on the dance floor.

6points

Sheena Myricks 8 years ago

Wondering where his drunk self planned to wear this to 😂

5points

Sebastian Roberts 8 years ago

Fabulous darling!

4points

Kjorn 8 years ago

Bret the hitman hart!

2points

Nicola Morley 8 years ago

Hope it fits ok

2points

#24

I Have A Tendency To Get Drunk And Shop On Amazon And Ebay For Weird Stuff. Picked This Guy Up The Other Day

Final score:

132points

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Raokshna Ryuzaki 8 years ago

I buy thins kinda stuff of the net without being drunk 😆

50points

criminalgirl 8 years ago

Nah, don't do stuffed animals.

5points

Wendy Woo 8 years ago

Too bad he didn't have that gun before he was shot!

1point

Venomous Sloth 8 years ago

I'm just imagining the taxidermist thinking this was a good idea :)

1point

Neeha 8 years ago

The taxidermist must have been drunk as f**k to make something like that!!!

0points

Wendy Fitzkloo 8 years ago

I'm never that drunk

1point

Gven Amber 8 years ago

That is awful. Poor little squirrel 😥

1point

Davis the Un-Greatest 4 years ago (edited)

Why do I feel like I need this…?

0points

Samantha Maxwell 8 years ago

What on earth did you search for?

0points

Flatulent Panda 8 years ago

Pistol toting bandit squirrel . . . Priceless.

0points

Merilyn Horton 8 years ago

I want one

0points

#25

Drunk Ebay Purchase...Welcome To My House

Final score:

130points

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I❤️My cat 8 years ago

I need one!!!

40points

Kerri Atwater 8 years ago

I thought you were 11?

2points

Will Perdichizzi 8 years ago

Need this

1point

Petit Papillon 6 years ago

as long is not wipe your a*s :))))))))

0points

Sandra Victoire 8 years ago

I love this one !

0points

Weeping Willowz (WeepingWillowz) 8 years ago

They forgot the comma

0points

Wendy Woo 8 years ago

What does that say?

0points

Sebastian Roberts 8 years ago

It should be "Wipe your stupid feet"

0points

Melissa Richmond 8 years ago

When I own a house one day, I hope to have a mat like that. Great purchase.

0points

Amy Force 8 years ago

this is NOT a bad purchase. lol

0points

Mia Rennie 8 years ago

i would buy this not drunk

0points

#26

Thank You, Past Tipsy Sharon

Final score:

130points

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Michel M. Prins 8 years ago

David Bowie would be proud!

42points

G. Hawk 8 years ago

Where can I sober buy these IMMEDIATELY?

5points

Thunder Waynes 8 years ago

Yes I love the Labyrinth I would buy that sober and five times

3points

Karen Vezina Bacon 8 years ago

Can you "dance magic" in those?

3points

Devin Burchfield 8 years ago

Duh

0points

piggy panda 8 years ago

the babe with POWER!!!

2points

Devin Burchfield 8 years ago

What power?

1point

Savannah Roux 8 years ago

Nice

1point

Devin Burchfield 8 years ago

WHERE CAN I BUY THESE RIGHT NOW??!?!?!?!!

1point

Melissa Richmond 8 years ago

Ok, that is the BEST drunk purchase.

1point

yeye hdz 8 years ago

<3

1point

Belle Bell 8 years ago

epic. either put those in a glass case or wear them until they fall off of your feet!

0points

#27

Friend Got Drunk Last Night And Bought A Scorpion. Woke Up To This Snapchat

Final score:

128points

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criminalgirl 8 years ago

Yes, yes you did. Should take this to an expert on how to care for them, or just give it to your local zoo.

6points

Serina Wall 8 years ago

They're actually pretty sweet. That's a girl btw.

3points

Serina Wall 8 years ago

She can live for 20 years or more.

2points

Its Me 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

2points

Its Me 3 years ago

Accurate translation: I f****d up so f*****g bad man

2points

Tess 8 years ago

They messed up with how god awful that enclosure looks and how massively stressed out the scorpion is. I would never own one but damn. Even I know the basics of care for them.

2points

Kamesha LaBrecque 8 years ago

Might???

1point

Tess 8 years ago

they're messing up with how that habitat looks and how stressed that scorpion is

1point

Wendy Fitzkloo 8 years ago

Would have liked to see that package being opened

1point

Gillian Black 8 years ago

what do you mean MIGHT have messed up what a laugh

0points

Wendy Woo 8 years ago

At least you didn't wake up with it lying next to you in bed!

0points

#28

Best Drunk Purchase Of My Life

Final score:

126points

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Mellissa Takeuchi 8 years ago

Even funnier: the Japanese is wrong. lol

67points

Wendy Fitzkloo 8 years ago

That's because it was most likely made in China

8points

Dario Rubio 8 years ago

Mellissa Takeuchi. What does it say? I think the shirt is super cool tho.

8points

Amber Murray 8 years ago

Is that even Japanese? I'm ignorant of the language but it looks random

5points

Alex Toma 8 years ago

its a mister sparkle tshirt with the original writing which is, yes, wrong ,but still originally crated like that by the simpsons. should say : mr sparkle power clean! -just a bit of trivia on the subject :D

2points

Chelsea Feagans 8 years ago

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olrayt 8 years ago

Mr Sparkle!

4points

Amanda Wsky Gamba 8 years ago

oooh. I would get that sober!

3points

Claire 8 years ago

Where is this from?!? I asked my Japanese friend what it said (he wasn't entirely sure but something like hawwwrrr clean!)

3points

Alexandra Smith 8 years ago

It's from a Simpson's episode where Homer discovers his face is famous in Japan... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0UHjiT_7Qc

5points

Marie La Souris 8 years ago

i need this

2points

Amy Force 8 years ago

MR SPARKLE!!!! "Konnichiwa" LOL

2points

Brooke 8 years ago

Supa-kuru not supa-koru*

2points

Angelle WEBB 8 years ago

The intro!!! (One of the cereal boxes that marge buys.) :)))

1point

Belle Bell 8 years ago

have you had your first seizure yet? 😝

0points

Albina Simpson 8 years ago

please share a link so i can by one too

0points

#29

Best Drunken Impulse Purchase

Final score:

126points

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criminalgirl 8 years ago

You must have been very, very, very drunk at the time.....

46points

Sebastian Roberts 8 years ago

Not as drunk as you'd think considering there's a website dedicated to awesome tshirts like this. Rageon. ;)

2points

Zas Shroom 8 years ago

Well, it looks kinda like tree..

2points

Panda Man 8 years ago

True...

0points

Bam Rubenstein 8 years ago

Dress to impress!

1point

Marjoleine Baxter 8 years ago

Ok now this is nasty

1point

borklaser 8 years ago

the tan lines 😅

1point

David Soares 8 years ago

now this made me laugh

1point

Gillian Black 8 years ago

the tears are running never laughed so much

0points

Donna Hank Morgan 8 years ago

C a n ‘ t. s t o p l a u g h I n g

0points

Sil 8 years ago

Who sell this? Are they drunk?

0points

Karen Nichols 8 years ago

I bet it looks exactly the same under there

0points

#30

I Got Drunk And Ordered A Single Bag Of Tea From Japan Off Ebay. I Wrote A Review, It Was Actually Pretty Nice

Final score:

122points

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Michel M. Prins 8 years ago

Can't argue with their reaction, this is amazing!

20points

Amazon QT 3 years ago (edited)

Site: Check item to purchase……. that will be ¥1,100 ☑️ Drunk Me: ok *giggles & gets out wallet

2points

Jeeves 8 years ago

Let's just say you could have done a hell of a lot worse

1point

Maya Scroggins 8 years ago

It says green tea! It has Chinese on it, too. I live in China so this stuff is readily available.. pretty good, too!

1point

Belle Bell 8 years ago

did you also make the tiny crane?

0points

Gillian Black 8 years ago

last of the big spenders

0points

Kamesha LaBrecque 8 years ago

And a bird

0points

#31

I Bought This When I Was Drunk A Week Ago Apparently, Arrived This Morning

Final score:

117points

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Michel M. Prins 8 years ago

Wear this in public. Please!

40points

Its Me 1 year ago

On a date if possible

1point

Jeeves 8 years ago

Lol I need that for my BFFs bday. SLOTH LOVERS UNITE

1point

Dylan Falconer 8 years ago

I need this... where can I get one?

1point

Aidan Edwards 8 years ago

I want that

1point

Merilyn Horton 8 years ago

Yesssss!!!!!

0points

Kikka io 8 years ago

is so cool!!!

0points

Melissa Richmond 8 years ago

That's actually pretty awesome.

0points

Santiago Suarez 8 years ago

I love it

0points

Renate Gebert 8 years ago

Looks great 😉

0points

TC 8 years ago

I'm not surprised you don't show your face...

-2points

Its Me 3 years ago

Haters gonna hate but personally I love this sweater.

1point

#32

Bought This While Drunk. No Regrets

Final score:

116points

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Venomous Sloth 8 years ago

54 cards?

14points

Damon Miller 8 years ago

jokers

6points

BoredBunny 8 years ago

Reminds me of the game "Exploding Kittens".

1point

Henry Saravia-Melara 5 years ago

You are missing 2 cards

0points

Grace Smith 7 years ago

I would get that sober

0points

Amparo de León 8 years ago

I wanna!

0points

Gillian Black 8 years ago

great buy

0points

TC 8 years ago

..."and you don't own a cat.."

0points

Hugo Verity 8 years ago

*gets text from wife* "pussy is on the cards tonight" *gets home to huge disappointment*

0points

Nuniek Widiayani 8 years ago

I wish i could get drunk and buy sets of makeup..

0points

#33

So, One Night A Couple Weekends Ago, My Drunk Friend Made An Online Purchase Apparently. Yesterday, That Purchase Arrived

Final score:

115points

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cool sun 8 years ago

Atomic kittens!!!

33points

person (i think) 8 years ago

want fire kitten

4points

Davis the Un-Greatest 4 years ago

Epic Cat Armor 2.0

0points

Grace Smith 7 years ago

I like the second one

0points

Daniëlle Bakker 8 years ago

I need one!!

0points

Merilyn Horton 8 years ago

Great stuff.

0points

Kikka io 8 years ago

allucination kitten!!!!

0points

Neeha 8 years ago

Kitty force!!!

0points

Angelle WEBB 8 years ago

FIRE KITTENNNNNNNN!!!! ~o~

0points

piggy panda 8 years ago

the atom cats -fallout reference although that is the best shirt i have ever seen in my entire life

0points

#34

No More Ordering Pizza Drunk

Final score:

113points

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Silent Skeleton 8 years ago

hOLY S**T

60points

Anastasia Cyr'Nyth 8 years ago

I bet the bill is twice as big.

5points

Melissa Richmond 8 years ago

Well, time to sell pizza by the slice.

3points

Its Me 3 years ago

Did you get drinks?

2points

Jewel Cowart 8 years ago

Fake. That's for a party obviously

2points

! ? 3 years ago

40 pizzas? For a party?

0points

Deanna Rader 8 years ago

Holy S**t!! Were you starving???

2points

Trude Hansen 8 years ago

Hooooww??

2points

🌟Jim Phoenix🌟 8 years ago

Well then🤔

1point

Alejandro Escobedo 7 years ago

Can I have a few slices? xD

0points

Alejandro Escobedo 7 years ago

Can i have some?

0points

#35

Guys! My Drunk Purchase Came. It's Ocarina ( An Ancient Wind Musical Instrument)

Final score:

111points

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Carla Martin 8 years ago

And it is a legend of zelda one too. Time to learn all the songs from Ocarina of Time

13points

Arild Børsheim 8 years ago

Now to learn to play the ocarina tune from Legend of Zelda

4points

Silent Skeleton 8 years ago

Yess

1point

Mousse 8 years ago

three words...Legend of Zelda

4points

Katrin Richter 8 years ago

Thats even an original Zelda Ocarina, it's awesome!

2points

Melissa Richmond 8 years ago

Hey, from the Legend of Zelda:Occarina of time. Nice. I bought mine sober, but whatever.

2points

Silent Skeleton 8 years ago

I have an Ocarina of Time that i bought and learned to play for a Zelda costume i made :o)

2points

Hamlets twin 8 years ago

It is dangerous to drink alone. Take this

1point

Vanessa Wood 8 years ago

Can it control the sun, wind, light, rain, and time? And play a ton of other songs that do random stuff?

1point

Raokshna Ryuzaki 8 years ago

Did it work?

1point

Claire 8 years ago

I have the same one (birthday present) - yes it works.

1point

Grace Walsh 3 years ago

Do do do, do do,do do do, do do,do do do, do do, do doo

0points

#36

I Present To You My Proudest Drunken Ebay Purchase

Final score:

110points

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Pamela Beuret 8 years ago

Bets purchase ever

23points

Kim Cintron 8 years ago

Holy. Epic. Glorious. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!

2points

Gillian Black 8 years ago

spot on

0points

Yasmin Janette 8 years ago

best drunk purchase I have seen, I'd buy this any time

0points

Kikka io 8 years ago

no bad. very no bad for a drunk purchase

0points

Wendy Woo 8 years ago

You could've got the album! Love the plate though!

0points

Jeeves 8 years ago

Beautiful

0points

Marieange Dobresk 8 years ago

Love it

0points

Deanna Rader 8 years ago

Badass!!

0points

Melissa Richmond 8 years ago

You needed this in your life.

0points

#37

This Was My Best Drunk Ebay Purchase

Final score:

110points

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Nicola Morley 8 years ago

I'm getting concerned about eBay now.

70points

therealpixie 8 years ago

I'm getting concerned about how much these people apparently drink. I mean how drunk do you have to be to order some of these things and not even remember it?

6points

Socially Awkward 8 years ago

Why does that exist? It really shouldn't...

2points

Sharon Glover 6 years ago

😂😂😂

0points

Gillian Black 8 years ago

bit of a worry

0points

Judy Semmens 8 years ago

If that's your best drunken ebay purchase, what was your worst?

0points

Merilyn Horton 8 years ago

I want one of these too.

0points

Kikka io 8 years ago

When you drink you should remove all passwords to the shopping sites.

0points

Tammy Chapman 8 years ago

lmao....my step-dad would probably love this.

0points

Hugo Verity 8 years ago

That's a f*****g massive squirrel

0points

Melissa Richmond 8 years ago

"Onward, Buttercup! There's fuckery to spread!"

0points

Cyndi Taylor 8 years ago

Lol

0points

#38

Drunk Me Buys Myself Awesome Presents

Final score:

107points

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Violet Camicat 8 years ago

Nothing better than Ice-T with some Ice Cubes.. 😂

45points

Nicky OldfieldDesciple 5 years ago

With a nice slice of John Lemon.☺

2points

LizzyM 8 years ago

I am ashamed that I understand the puns here... n-Ice-T-shirt though

3points

Claire 8 years ago

The heads remind me of a Mario boss

2points

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Tiny Dynamine 8 years ago

The designer must have been drunk to come up with that idea!

2points

Davis the Un-Greatest 4 years ago

Haha the different expressions

1point

Jeremy Coss 6 years ago

I own that shirt too

1point

Amy Hopple 8 years ago

I would buy this!

1point

John Seikel 8 years ago

That there is very clever.

1point

Wendy Woo 8 years ago

Haha!!! Cool!

0points

Lorien 8 years ago

She looks like Tina Fey !!

0points

#39

I Drunk Purchased A Danny Devito Life-Size Cutout

Final score:

107points

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Nicola Morley 8 years ago

Pewdiepie is that you?

50points

Amazon QT 3 years ago

😂😂😂

1point

Amaranthim Talon 8 years ago

Well, on the bright side- it won't take up much room....

3points

Amazon QT 3 years ago

That must have been so cheap to ship… bc he’s so short!!!!

1point

Faith Berg 8 years ago

is this pewdiepie?

1point

Melissa Richmond 8 years ago

Use him to scare people. They turn a corner, BAM! Tiny person! My friends use a cutout of one of the guys from Supernatural for that.

1point

Davis the Un-Greatest 4 years ago

Hey this is what I got my brother for Christmas, not drunk… it sits in his window facing the front of the house so he is always watching. ALWAYS. WATCHING.

0points

Fanny Westwood 8 years ago

I'm DYING!

0points

Jewel Cowart 8 years ago

That is RAD!!!!

0points

Amy Force 8 years ago

at least it will not take up a lot of room.

0points

Marit Fissum 8 years ago

😅

0points

#40

Drunk Me Bought Sober Me This

Final score:

106points

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Wendy Premium 8 years ago

I'd buy this sober!

30points

Amazon QT 3 years ago

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

1point

Grace Smith 7 years ago

I love this

0points

Gillian Black 8 years ago

thought that was how i was meant to do it

0points

Jazz Akins 8 years ago

Yassssssssssss Team tina

0points

Courtney Van Velse 8 years ago

Love Bobs burgers

0points

MaryKate Dempsey 8 years ago

I would take this mug with me everywhere !

0points

Brian Dennis 8 years ago

Lol

0points

Jaclyn 8 years ago

YES! BEST MUG EVER!

0points

Marceline Mameshiba 8 years ago

That's so cool, I love it!

0points

#41

Best Drunk Purchase In A While

Final score:

98points

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Renate Gebert 8 years ago

I would wear that ^^

29points

Jewel Cowart 8 years ago

Are you a man tho?

1point

Wyndmere 8 years ago

It fits the decor.

1point

Belle Bell 8 years ago

makes me wonder what your other drunk purchases were and how often you make them!

0points

Rachel Vachaudez 8 years ago

I want it !!!

0points

Kikka io 8 years ago

I would too

0points

Dan Mar 8 years ago

where did youorder it? LOL

0points

John Seikel 8 years ago

What bar offers free smokes at your table??

0points

Daniel Fleming 8 years ago

if tyler Joseph and and josh dun had a kid.... it would be this dude. (Twenty One Pilots)

0points

tigertae 8 years ago

omg I love that tho. I want it.

0points

Cadin Jordan 8 years ago

In a while?

0points

#42

This Is What Happens When You Amazon Drunk

Final score:

93points

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Dallas Gabriel 8 years ago

i kida wanna get one.....

24points

Amaranthim Talon 8 years ago

Do not miss the reviews on the gummy bears...

1point

Davis the Un-Greatest 4 years ago

Kudos to drunk Brett, this is pretty rad

0points

Alejandro Escobedo 7 years ago

There's also a worlds largest gummy worm

0points

Grace Smith 7 years ago

I would like to meet drink brett

0points

Belle Bell 8 years ago

YUM!

0points

Amparo de León 8 years ago

Can't believe it exists.

0points

Katrin Richter 8 years ago

Awww, even with a note, now this makes you hillariously considerate!

0points

Kikka io 8 years ago

ooooooook

0points

Winston Chang 8 years ago

Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h3z93oAGsk

0points

John Seikel 8 years ago

They get even bigger and tastier after soaking them in vodka.

0points

#43

I Bought Entrance Into A Marathon. Better Start Training, I Guess

Final score:

88points

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criminalgirl 8 years ago

Er...you mean Triathlon...much MUCH harder.

66points

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Tiny Dynamine 8 years ago

I wouldn't bother. It finished 3 years ago.

7points

Kris Jade 8 years ago

Triathlon. Running swimming and cycling

2points

Melissa Boone 8 years ago

So, when you're drunk, you time travel?

2points

Jewel Cowart 8 years ago

No, not a marathon. Marathon plus swimmimg plus bike riding. Lol.

1point

Belle Bell 8 years ago

well, at least you’ll sweat all of the alcohol out...

0points

Gillian Black 8 years ago

love to know how you got on really would

0points

Kikka io 8 years ago

When you're drunk you have to have a big consideration of yourself

0points

Starla Gummy 8 years ago

lol, i love the caption

0points

#44

First Night Of Drunk Ebay... More To Come

Final score:

84points

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Ani Spectrant 8 years ago

The Cheshire cat was creepy enough in floating cat mode - why this?

58points

Alexe Downey Jr. 8 years ago

This is next level creepy.

6points

person (i think) 8 years ago

seriously; creepy a.f.

2points

Leah Forgy 8 years ago

Ooh, that is messed up scary.

2points

Lacey Thompson 8 years ago

I actually own this! It's in my smoke shop that I own!

1point

Vendetta Knight 2 years ago

What. The. F**k.

0points

Joanne Martin 8 years ago

Soo cool, I want one and I am not drunk or on drugs. I just like weird things and big dolls.

0points

Kikka io 8 years ago

inquietant one

0points

Anna Thouvenin 8 years ago

Imagine taking LSD and staring at this at night...

0points

Kira Leseman 8 years ago

Is it blow up or statue?

0points

Lacey Thompson 8 years ago

Its a mannequin that I had airbrushed.

0points

LizzyM 8 years ago

That is f*****g creepy!

0points

#45

So A Drunken Conversation About Batman Stuff Lead To This Showing Up At My Door A Few Days Later...

Final score:

84points

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Angelika Okotokro 8 years ago

Yay - Batgirl! 😍

24points

Jessica Seay 8 years ago

My 4 year old son has that exact same robe!

4points

Arild Børsheim 8 years ago

Bathman?

3points

Michel M. Prins 8 years ago

Actually looks pretty comfortable!

1point

Alicia Hawkins 8 years ago

I have a friend who would kill for that stuff.

0points

Jewel Cowart 8 years ago

I want that outfit!!!

0points

Aram Mendoza 8 years ago

It's lovely and so are you! ;)

0points

Kikka io 8 years ago

wow, best drunk purchase I have see in this foto

0points

Nuniek Widiayani 8 years ago

Awsome!!!

0points

Bobbi Depetro 8 years ago

Batman yessss!!!

0points

#46

DAE Shop While Drunk On eBay? Just Got This In The Mail

Final score:

83points

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Queen Unicorn 8 years ago

Did you try rubbing it?

77points

Nuniek Widiayani 8 years ago

Wish list..

4points

Belle Bell 8 years ago

is that a spiffy surma pot?

0points

Gillian Black 8 years ago

is the genie in it or is that the next purchase

0points

Sandra Victoire 8 years ago

I want one 😂

0points

Ahed Mustafa 8 years ago

Ive got one too! I i fill it with lamp oil and use it, not nust for decoration.

0points

Tammy Chapman 8 years ago

I think it's beautiful.

0points

Neeha 8 years ago

Looks like someone's secretly obsessed with genies!

0points

Joseph Braid 8 years ago

What happens when you rub it? :P

0points

Megan Aarskaug 8 years ago

Yes!

0points

Cláudia Santos 8 years ago

Nice! Now rub it, please!

0points

#47

The Purchase I Made From Ebay Whilst Very Drunk Has Arrived

Final score:

82points

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Desiree Summer 8 years ago

omg I want one so bad!!

28points

Donna Oades 8 years ago

What's he doing with his finger?!

2points

brown_panda 8 years ago

they still sell people on eBay?

1point

Gillian Black 8 years ago

hope you'v got kids

0points

Fanny Westwood 8 years ago

I actually kind of want that

0points

Ančí Sachetka 8 years ago

i see this T-rex and Unicorns on parties :-D

0points

Socially Awkward 8 years ago

Win!

0points

은별 8 years ago

This is my kind of sober purchase !!

0points

#48

One Drunk Amazon Purchase Later

Final score:

81points

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Susan Forbes 8 years ago

Amazon sells cats?

35points

Wyndmere 8 years ago

Its a catberry bed.

3points

criminalgirl 8 years ago

Aww,

3points

Amparo de León 8 years ago

The cat forgives you.

1point

Jeeves 8 years ago

Awww strawberry house my cat needs one

1point

MaryKate Dempsey 8 years ago

What a great kitty lover ! Hope you do have a cat.

1point

Szucs Zsuzsanna 8 years ago

That's cute.

1point

Gillian Black 8 years ago

did the bed come with it

0points

Ida Pereira 8 years ago

I bought this without being drunk

0points

Kikka io 8 years ago

cat say "very good boy."

0points

#49

So I Drunk-Bought That Nic Cage Shirt. Best Purchase I've Ever Made

Final score:

81points

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Tess 8 years ago

If that's the best purchase you've ever made I'm concerned for you

27points

Dannielle Sommers 8 years ago

Id be a little concerned too lol

0points

Claire Bear 8 years ago

I bet sober you was so proud!

3points

Angelika Okotokro 8 years ago

That's really creepy - henceforth, you better stay sober! 😉

2points

Neeha 8 years ago

His folks must have had nightmares on seeing that...

1point

Its Me 3 years ago

Why do I want this?

1point

Molly Tallmadge 7 years ago

You don't say?

1point

Fanny Westwood 8 years ago

I peed my pants a little. That shirt is awesome!

1point

olrayt 8 years ago

You can never go wrong with a Nick Cage shirt.

1point

Kikka io 8 years ago

I'm too

0points

#50

More Having One Of Those, "Why Did I Order 100 Tiny Handcuffs?" Moments

Final score:

78points

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Nicola Morley 8 years ago

Answer: to apprehend criminally insane rodents.

84points

The Cube Cat 8 years ago

You just made me shoot soda out of my nose. Thank you for a good laugh

11points

Lu Cius 8 years ago

isnt this for that toad with fancy hat? :D

4points

Mildred Bean 8 years ago

I bet they'd fit Trump

2points

Its Me 1 year ago

When your worse enemy/ ex gets into a relationship make sure to give them one of these.

1point

Wyndmere 8 years ago

Just adding a little bling to your leather jacket.

1point

Amaranthim Talon 8 years ago

I think they are for Mr. Toad's Wild Ride- fancy dress, with Top Hats

1point

Raokshna Ryuzaki 8 years ago

Tiny orgies?

1point

Henry Saravia-Melara 5 years ago

so you can arrest mice for forceful entry

0points

Belle Bell 8 years ago

what do you even do with those?!

0points

Amparo de León 8 years ago

Do you have trash panda problems?

0points

#51

Got Drunk In Mexico. Bought A Statue Of Predator Flexing Made Of Bone. No Regrets

Final score:

76points

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Raokshna Ryuzaki 8 years ago

This is awesome!!

33points

Graciela WasHere 8 years ago

But... Who's bone? Predators?

2points

piggy panda 8 years ago

II would buy this sober that is awesome i would put it right at the entrance of my house so that whenever there was an intruder this would confuses them

1point

Szucs Zsuzsanna 8 years ago

Awesome! *grabs beer, looking for credit card*

1point

Grace Smith 7 years ago

I NEES THIS

0points

Lorrene 8 years ago

Bone??!!

0points

Fanny Westwood 8 years ago

Thats some codpiece!

0points

Kristen Hdz 8 years ago

Whose bone???

0points

Kikka io 8 years ago

good purchase

0points

Karen Warren 8 years ago

I want one

0points

#52

So This Is Quite Possibly The Greatest Drunk Amazon Purchase Ever

Final score:

76points

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Wise Girl 8 years ago

you can use it to get drunk again

37points

Kaena Kołodziej 8 years ago

I dont get it... how it works?

2points

Nina Elizabeth 8 years ago

Its a wine glass inside a mug so when you get drunk u dont knock it over so easily as just a wine glass is very unstable!!! I need this!

6points

Stephanie D 8 years ago

Keeps your hands from warming your wine and easy grip handle for when you've had too much wine ;)

1point

brandon sat 8 years ago

its just a wine glass built into a beer mug.

0points

Jeanne Deaux 8 years ago

It's a wine glass disguised in a beer mug.

0points

Its Me 1 year ago

That's pretty, Where did you get it?! The glass mug looks cool too

1point

Alejandro Escobedo 7 years ago

If lays started making cups....

0points

Jewel Cowart 8 years ago

I got those at the Dollar Store

0points

Maggi Moo 8 years ago

Love it!!

0points

John Seikel 8 years ago

Perfect for Jaeger.

0points

Casey Davis 8 years ago

I need that sober!!

0points

Victoria Hammond 8 years ago

Just ordered mine!

0points

Its Me 1 year ago

Did she arrive yet?

1point

#53

I Have Six Novelty Phones. If That Didn't Spur From Alcohol I Don't Know What Would. Phones Include, Krusty The Clown, Coca Cola Polar Bear, Garfield, French Fry, Swatch Style (Clear And You Can See All The Wires, And Bart Simpson

I Have Six Novelty Phones. If That Didn't Spur From Alcohol I Don't Know What Would. Phones Include, Krusty The Clown, Coca Cola Polar Bear, Garfield, French Fry, Swatch Style (Clear And You Can See All The Wires, And Bart Simpson

Final score:

76points

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Jasmin Hürlimann 8 years ago

Omg, i got the same garfield phone (but i got it since 1991, as a kid, no alcohol)

18points

Kira Leseman 8 years ago

I had the light up phone and the Garfield phone when I was a kid/ pre-teen. My dad loved the light up phone. He would giggle every time someone called and it lit up. He would also call people and tell them to call him, hang up, and wait for their call. My dad was goofy.

1point

Rebekah Paul 8 years ago

I had the same Garfield phone too as a kid. I want it!

1point

Dhevinta Sukmakarsa 8 years ago

I want the garfield one! I'm not drunk

1point

Patty Martinez 8 years ago

I have the Garfield one!

1point

cool sun 8 years ago

Can i get the Garfield one?

1point

Davis the Un-Greatest 4 years ago

The French fry phone? I’m lovin it

0points

Mary Popps 8 years ago

Awesome !!!

0points

Karla Jaldin Otero 8 years ago

krusty !! i want one

0points

Kikka io 8 years ago

And maybe you do not have the contract for the fixed phone

0points

#54

I Got Drunk One Night And Ordered A $20 Laminated Poster. I Have No Regrets

Final score:

74points

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Gwinevere von Ludwig Premium 8 years ago

RIP Lil' Sebastian

27points

Flieca Trivette 8 years ago

Bye, Bye, Lil Sebastian

3points

Sweep the Leg 8 years ago

This is fantastic. I'm going to order this for real.

1point

Christine Packard Didier 8 years ago

Li'l Sebastian!!! I want one, no I want 2, one for me and one for my daughter. LOL

1point

Kikka io 8 years ago

poor Lil' Sebastian

0points

Allanna Cox 8 years ago

TREAT YO' SELF!

0points

#55

What To Do If You're Drunk And Accidentally Order Communion Bread Off Ebay

Final score:

74points

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Maureen Zappellini 8 years ago

Hmmm.wonder if you can get gluten free communion wafers? After all, Jesus did look like he shopped at the coop...

19points

Pandykinz 8 years ago

You can. I've been to churches that even just use GF bread broken into pieces.

1point

ROSESARERED 8 months ago

Yes you can

0points

Grace Smith 7 years ago

You can but they don’t taste nice

0points

Sheila Robinson 8 years ago

How wrong would it be to serve these with cheese after dinner next time my religious relatives visit?

3points

Veronica Niechajczyk 8 years ago

as someone who thinks religion is all nonsense, I think that would be frigging hilarious.

1point

Maureen Zappellini 8 years ago

Saying this as a long lapsed Catholic girl (with my tiny little mustache) :-)

0points

Maureen Zappellini 8 years ago

So wrong it would be so right

0points

Ok Ha-Neul 8 years ago

...interesting *goes online*

3points

criminalgirl 8 years ago

But isn't this the body of.......?

2points

Master Markus 8 years ago

Not until the priest casts the magic spell.

4points

cool sun 8 years ago

That should tell you to go to church and confess.

1point

Kikka io 8 years ago

Do I expect to be drunk again and buy a priest's certificate?

0points

Maureen Zappellini 8 years ago

Eat them with the Cheeses of Nazareth

0points

Neeha 8 years ago

Why take a leap of faith, when you can get a bite of it!

0points

Megan Aarskaug 8 years ago

Donate them to a church

0points

Kira Leseman 8 years ago

What to do? Make holy wafer nachos. Jesus loves nachos.

0points

#56

Latest Drunk Amazon Purchase. I Have No Words

Final score:

74points

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Tiny Dynamine 8 years ago

Nice sixty pack!

83points

Nancy Arnold 8 years ago

Very corny

6points

LizzyM 8 years ago

That's so corny!

3points

piggy panda 8 years ago

*kneeslap

1point

Nuniek Widiayani 8 years ago

I thought you buy bunch of buns

2points

Davis the Un-Greatest 4 years ago

That’s rather corny

0points

Belle Bell 8 years ago

corny purchase!

0points

Robin van den Maagdenberg 8 years ago

Is it a cheeseshirt?

0points

Gillian Black 8 years ago

just what does one say

0points

Steven Allen 8 years ago

Do they call you "Pop"?

0points

Dana Miller 8 years ago

Should write Korn on it.

0points

#57

When This Drunk Purchase Arrives In The Mail

Final score:

71points

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Laura Cooke 8 years ago

Lol I've bought that sober

16points

Alejandro Escobedo 7 years ago

Chewbacca is my favorite starwars character :D

0points

Gillian Black 8 years ago

yeah like that

0points

Kikka io 8 years ago

yea! this is a good purchase

0points

Wyndmere 8 years ago

Same poster is on the wall in Red Robin, a gormet burger restsurant in my city.

0points

David Stampfl 8 years ago

I am drunk right now... and I bought that poster right now... best investment of my life I guess

0points

Andrea Freeman 8 years ago

I need that. Sober, drunk, doesn't matter, I need that.

0points

#58

I Have Zero Regrets

Final score:

67points

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RN Griffin 8 years ago

Naturally, kitty is curled up in something else, lower left.

42points

chachkimooch 8 years ago

Kitty? I thought it was a kids play house!

3points

Jewel Cowart 8 years ago

That's not for csts its for kids

1point

Sonia Bamford 8 years ago

Possibly the box in which said drunk purchase arrived?

0points

Lisa Shelton 8 years ago

Happy cat!

2points

Isa Brandão 8 years ago

Luckily it fits a grown woman!

0points

#59

Drunk Bought Caterpillars Off Amazon A Couple Of Weeks Ago. Here Are All 5 Little Guys Dreaming Of Being A Butterfly

Final score:

65points

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Zori the degu 8 years ago

Post pictures when they turn into butterflies!

45points

cool sun 8 years ago

Who sells caterpillars on Amazon??? Really???

4points

Veronica Ho-Oliveiro 8 years ago

they sell caterpillars online???

1point

Rebekah Paul 8 years ago

That's a good purchase.

1point

Gillian Black 8 years ago

oh my what a hoot

0points

Fanny Westwood 8 years ago

Put the lotion in the basket!

0points

Les Barclay 8 years ago

Silence of the Lambs

0points

tigertae 8 years ago

omg that's adorable

0points

#60

When I Was Drunk I Bought My Dad Toilet Paper For His Birthday With A Person He Hates On It Which Resulted In The Weirdest Text I've Ever Recieved

Final score:

64points

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ADHORTATOR 8 years ago

it turned out well

25points

Esther Lopez 8 years ago

I know who that was!!! Lol

0points

Jenny Wilkie 8 years ago

But who was the person on the TP??

0points

Its Me 1 year ago

Whoever they were, they were full of s**t and a generally crappy person

1point

#61

Sometimes Ordering Things From Amazon While Drunk Turns Out Great

Final score:

61points

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Elina Palin 8 years ago

That actually comes in very handy whilst at an outdoor event in case of rain and you need to hold your beer and also your phone...

23points

Sue H-s 8 years ago

It's great if you have to push a baby buggy!

1point

Nuniek Widiayani 8 years ago

Omg, I really want this umbrella hat when i was a kid! Exactly the sam, the color and the headband

1point

The Psycho path 7 years ago

i didn't know amazon sell girls with a head umbrella

0points

Gillian Black 8 years ago

great purchase hands free

0points

Jenny Wilkie 8 years ago

A useful purchase!

0points

Jewel Cowart 8 years ago

And sometimes not

0points

Alyson Shorthouse 8 years ago

I bought one sober!

0points

cool sun 8 years ago

I want that too!

0points

#62

Ordered It At 4am (Drunk), Forgot About It, Showed Up In My Mailbox Yesterday

Final score:

57points

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G. Hawk 8 years ago

I need this in my life.

11points

Heather Self 8 years ago

Me too!

0points

Melissa Boone 8 years ago

What's not to love about Crazy Gary?

2points

Justion Artis 7 years ago

Is that Gary buscey

0points

Wyndmere 8 years ago

Ooo, a selfie of your future self.

0points

Bryce Mann 8 years ago

Re gift for Trump

0points

Christine Musal 8 years ago

Best coffee mug ever

0points

#63

Best Drunk Amazon Purchase I've Ever Made

Final score:

54points

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Anuschka Van Der Veen Kramers 8 years ago

oh goodness, I would not be able to take c**p beside that!

29points

Evgeniya Khon 8 years ago

Wow, so many people bought shower curtains!

0points

#64

Drunk Me Likes To Buy Sober Me Presents

Final score:

53points

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Marco Siebecke 8 years ago

Drunk you is awesome! Want that too :D

13points

Lynne Clarke 8 years ago

Looooooove Johnny Bravo

2points

#65

Got A Package In The Mail Today, I Forgot I Ordered. Best Drunken Purchase Of The Summer Yet!

Final score:

50points

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Wyndmere 8 years ago

You must like cats more than even you thought.

11points

Wyndmere 8 years ago

Is the photo of the cat over your face the same one eating the spaghetti?

1point

Davis the Un-Greatest 4 years ago

Gotta go search up cat eating spaghet shirt, stat!

0points

Kikka io 8 years ago

you have purchase the CAT-HEAD or the SHIRT?

0points

#66

Have You Ever Gotten So Drunk With Your Friends You Bought 250 Nuggets, Taken A Picture Of It, Ate Them, Passed Out, And Had No Memory Of It? Because That's What Happened Last Night

Final score:

50points

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RN Griffin 8 years ago

Hasn't everyone?

21points

Wyndmere 8 years ago

No.

2points

Davis the Un-Greatest 4 years ago

I envy you

0points

Henry Saravia-Melara 5 years ago

That is a lot of poor chickens

0points

Alejandro Escobedo 7 years ago

Have some left? lol

0points

Jeeves 8 years ago

That must of been a hell of a party

0points

John Seikel 8 years ago

You can order fast-food online?

0points

Rhonda Almarode 8 years ago

Who could eat that many nuggets...I'd get tired of all the chewing.

0points

Tim Baird 8 years ago

seen this guy in maccas about 2yrs ago order 1000. Yes he was drunk

0points

#67

Drunken Amazon Order Showed Up Today

Final score:

48points

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janettetsmith 8 years ago

I LOVE Runts! Good job!

28points

Mitchell Peterson 8 years ago

never had them

1point

Sami 8 years ago

Yummy!

1point

Kikka io 8 years ago

I love that!!! gnammm!!!!!

0points

John Seikel 8 years ago

It would take quite awhile to pick out all the gross bananas.

0points

Elias Peterzell 8 years ago

how many quarters did you have to put in???

0points

Amy Force 8 years ago

i regularly buy a 3 lbs bag of *just* the banana ones! lol

0points

EmmaMae 8 years ago

Nice!

0points

Socially Awkward 8 years ago

Win!

0points

#68

Apparently I Ordered My Dad A Present And Card While I Was Drunk. The Red Thing Is An Apron

Final score:

48points

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Michel M. Prins 8 years ago

In all fairness, the card is pretty adorable

35points

Victoria Hammond 8 years ago

A sperm whale! Pahahaha!

2points

Kikka io 8 years ago

no bad.

0points

Nuniek Widiayani 8 years ago

Its kinda cute..

0points

#69

I Designed And Ordered The Thimble On The Right While Drunk Apparently

Final score:

47points

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Tiny Dynamine 8 years ago

So you were sober when you ordered the other one? That's more concerning!

51points

Sarah Thompson 8 years ago

Perfect

0points

#70

Do I Ever Get Drunk And Order Things Off Amazon? No, Why Do You Ask?

Final score:

46points

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Wendy Woo 8 years ago

I notice a lot of Nicholas Cage! Drunk people love him!!!

16points

Davis the Un-Greatest 4 years ago

Nicholas Cage- idol of all drunks, apparently.

1point

#71

Sometimes I Regret My Drunk Purchases. This Is Not One Of Those Times

Final score:

43points

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Dallas Gabriel 8 years ago

thats just creepy

11points

Hugo Verity 8 years ago

This is cool. Want

1point

Rhon 8 years ago

Nice purchase!

1point

Kikka io 8 years ago

AHAHAHAH

0points

#72

Best Drunk Purchase I've Ever Made. Our Lords Signature

Final score:

43points

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Heather Self 8 years ago

Apparently Nic Cage is the saint of drunken purchases. This is at least the fifth or sixth (or seventh) time he's appeared in rhis post! 😆

56points

Patty Martinez 8 years ago

I don't believe any of the Nic Cage-buying people were actually drunk. ;-)

2points

Michel M. Prins 8 years ago

That's actually really awesome!

2points

Kikka io 8 years ago

nicolas Cage si very loved from drunk peoples, apparently

0points

#73

My Brother Got Drunk And Ordered 20 Pounds Of Wasabi Peas

Final score:

41points

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Labhras Duane 8 years ago

Lucky boy , link me up

12points

Wendy Woo 8 years ago

They are good but not that good! Haha! Your*** is gonna be on fire!

0points

John Seikel 8 years ago

Eyes are always bigger than your stomach when drunk.

0points

🌟Jim Phoenix🌟 8 years ago

WASABIIIIIIIIIIII😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

0points

#74

As Far As Drunk Purchases Go... I Think I Did Ok On This One

Final score:

41points

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olrayt 8 years ago

The Dude abides

13points

#75

Note To Myself: Always Buy Shit Online After Too Many Drinks

Final score:

41points

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Tessa 8 years ago

Sexy :p

12points

Nuniek Widiayani 8 years ago

I think so too :p

2points

Kikka io 8 years ago

Did you buy the wig or beard?

0points

#76

Went On Ebay Drunk

Final score:

39points

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Raokshna Ryuzaki 8 years ago

😂😂😂 to good

7points

Wendy J Shores 8 years ago

Target practice!

1point

Jewel Cowart 8 years ago

Target practice

0points

Kikka io 8 years ago

OMG

0points

Luka Mortier 8 years ago

lol bought this sober

0points

ADHORTATOR 8 years ago

You must have been very very drunk...

-1point

#77

Bought A Cardboard Cutout Of The Dos Equis Man When I Was Drunk

Final score:

38points

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Kjorn 8 years ago

i don't always order cardboard... but when i do... i order Dos Equis

57points

ADHORTATOR 8 years ago

Thank you Kjorn, you have made my day!

5points

RN Griffin 8 years ago

Stay thirsty, my friend with a credit card.

2points

Wendy Woo 8 years ago

I love all the color in your room! Definitely must have been drunk! Doesn't match at all!

0points

Michael Gleason 8 years ago

We used to have one of those at the hotel I worked at. I used to scare the maids with it. :D

0points

#78

I Feel Like This Qualifies As A Successful Drunk Purchase

Final score:

36points

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Maša Vilar Stupica 8 years ago

It most certainly does!

12points

Mary Tonningsen Premium 8 years ago

Now you just have to get drunk enough to wear them! LOL!

1point

Vicki Gallmeyer 8 years ago

not even drink is this a successful purchase

0points

Belle Bell 8 years ago

please tell me that you’re wearing them together!

0points

Neeha 8 years ago

Kim looks terrified af...

0points

chachkimooch 8 years ago

This should DEFINITELY be higher on the list!!!

0points

#79

Best Drunk Purchase Ever

Final score:

36points

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EmmaMae 8 years ago

nice shirt too

16points

Its Me 1 year ago

Please wear that outfit to the next time people protest for stupid reasons

1point

Fanny Westwood 8 years ago

Me too 20160721_1...7375d0.jpg

0points

Jeeves 8 years ago

Meme time!!

0points

John Seikel 8 years ago

Creepy.

-1point

#80

Sometimes Drunk Purchases Aren't So Bad

Final score:

36points

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Aubrie Allen 8 years ago

Wu Tang sweater ain't nothin to f**k with!

4points

Katie Connors 8 years ago

I need this in my life, stat!

1point

Paula Bogomolova 8 years ago

Yes they are.

1point

Vicki Gallmeyer 8 years ago

this one is

0points

Belle Bell 8 years ago

Wu Tang in the house!

0points

Morgan Villalobos 8 years ago

Wu tang clan

0points

Jewel Cowart 8 years ago

Think again

0points

Veronika Galiakbérova 8 years ago

Wu Tang in the middle and killa beez on the sleeves B-)

0points

Melissa Chatham 8 years ago

im more concerned with the fact that people are questioning the "symbol" WU-TANG FOR LIFE"

0points

Chelsea Hathaway 8 years ago

WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NOTHIN TO F**K WITH! I want that sooo bad!!

0points

#81

So I Got Drunk While Watching 'Lord Of War' When I Had Access To Amazon

Final score:

34points

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Neeha 8 years ago

Nic's gonna be creeped out...

6points

Kikka io 8 years ago

another

0points

#82

Got Drunk And Went On Ebay. This Is The Result 5 Days Later. Regret Level = 0

Final score:

32points

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Hamlets twin 8 years ago

Drunk or high? both maybe?

6points

Kjorn 8 years ago

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#83

Best Drunk Art Fair Purchase Ever

Final score:

30points

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ADHORTATOR 8 years ago

what....? What has Nicoals Cage done to diserve this?

20points

Mad Ton 8 years ago

WHY ARE DRUNK PEOPLE SO OBSESSED WITH NICOLAS CAGE!!!!!

6points

Wyndmere 8 years ago

I'm sure he doesn't mind the royalties.

3points

Its Me 1 year ago

Sometimes existence is the greatest road to glory

1point

Fanny Westwood 8 years ago

That's it. I can't take it anymore!!!!!! LMAO @ Nic Cage!

1point

Wyndmere 8 years ago

Nicky haz, no... is cheesburger.

1point

Kikka io 8 years ago

another one.

0points

#84

Blackout, On The Internet. Ordered A Case Of Whippits. Yes, That Is 240 Whippits

Final score:

26points

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Yasmin Amira 8 years ago

Balloons

7points

Julie Baggett 8 years ago

pfft! Amateurs...I bought 600...

3points

Jazz Akins 8 years ago

Not for balloons

1point

tigertae 8 years ago

wtf is a whippit... O_O

1point

Julie Baggett 8 years ago

It's nitrous oxide cylinders for making whipped cream

4points

Belle Bell 8 years ago

didn’t know they manufactured those separate from crappy whipped cream!

0points

Kikka io 8 years ago

talk like donald duck?

0points

Slawomir Wojcik 8 years ago

Polish Vodka Stronk!

0points

li.sadako 8 years ago

I'm comin over

0points

Kjorn 8 years ago

now you can be drunk AND fat

-1point

Nichollette Matthews 8 years ago

Yeah, whippets aren't making anyone fat lol dizzy perhaps, but not fat lol

2points

#85

Got Drunk Last Night And Bought 16 Packets Of Powdered Milk

Final score:

25points

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Nicci Cimino 8 years ago

You need to meet the person that bought massive bags of cereal and you'll be a perfect match for each other!

47points

Altariah 8 years ago

Humanity sure is a beautiful thing. People get drunk enough to actually buy ridiculous amounts of the same food. Like, they manage to find (how, that is another question) the ugliest clothes and the biggest amounts of food, then they also manage to enter their ID /credit card number without problem but they can't remember it and can't see it makes absolutely no sense at all. I'm so glad to be alive these days 😂

2points

Donna Oades 8 years ago

To be fair, on Amazon (possibly ebay too) you can have it save your payment details for next time, so all you need to do is click "buy" and it's really simple.

1point