Just as you should never put car keys in the hands of someone who's had one too many, you should also keep them as far away from the computer as possible. Online shopping and alcohol is a dangerous combination, and we've got a whole list of people who ended up with strange purchases that they barely may or may not remember making.

Think about your future. Don't drink and buy. Unless, of course, you're in the market for a plastic bag full of tiny handcuffs.

See the most regrettable drunk online buys compiled by Bored Panda below!

#1 Let's All Take A Minute To Appreciate This Drunk Amazon Purchase

Let's All Take A Minute To Appreciate This Drunk Amazon Purchase

MorganLStamper Report

Valentina 1 year ago

That's going to make some interesting bathroom selfies...

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#2 Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section

Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section

slapded Report

Nicola Morley 1 year ago

Hope they got the much deserved tip.

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#3 We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well

We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well

mybeardismymanifesto Report

Nicola Morley 1 year ago

Matches the rest of the suite

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#4 My Friend's Latest Drunken Ebay Purchase

My Friend's Latest Drunken Ebay Purchase

Trizdizzle Report

Desiree Summer 1 year ago

let's be real, that's kinda dope

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#5 My Mom Got Drunk Last Night And Bought My Family A Third Dog. Everybody Meet Hudson

My Mom Got Drunk Last Night And Bought My Family A Third Dog. Everybody Meet Hudson

Oursisthefury528 Report

Hope Floats 1 year ago

He's gorgeous!!...( I want to go on your mum's Christmas list!! )

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#6 Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping

Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping

Alicatscat Report

John L 1 year ago

If you have a pet toad, you may have more than just a drinking problem, lol.

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#7 Sometimes Late Night Drunken Amazon Purchases Are A Good Idea

Sometimes Late Night Drunken Amazon Purchases Are A Good Idea

rickysauce36 Report

the derp king (Liam) 1 year ago

And sometimes they aren't...

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#8 When I Was Drunk I Bought My Dog Socks Off Ebay

When I Was Drunk I Bought My Dog Socks Off Ebay

educatedpenguin Report

Maureen Zappellini 1 year ago

Happy puppy! Totally worth the puppy smile!!

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#9 Giant Googley Eyes. The Best Drunk Online Purchase I Have Made Yet

Giant Googley Eyes. The Best Drunk Online Purchase I Have Made Yet

SirTenderBeard Report

Nicola Morley 1 year ago

Needs eyelashes to complete the look. Maybe some lipstick and eye shadow too?

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#10 My Wife's Very Proud Of Her Drunken Purchase

My Wife's Very Proud Of Her Drunken Purchase

TILwhofarted Report

Iโค๏ธMy cat 1 year ago

Your wife is very pretty ( I am not hitting on her I am 11)

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#11 Got Drunk On Amazon And Bought The Cat A House

Got Drunk On Amazon And Bought The Cat A House

goulcher Report

sailorweasel 1 year ago

The cat thinks you should drink more often

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#12 Went Online-Shopping While Drunk... Now I Own A Jurassic-Pug

Went Online-Shopping While Drunk... Now I Own A Jurassic-Pug

cookiearthquake Report

Socially Awkward 1 year ago

I want one for my pug!

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#13 Sober Me Got A Present From Drunk Me

Sober Me Got A Present From Drunk Me

UsedCheese Report

Nicola Morley 1 year ago

That's nice

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#14 So I Was Drunk One Night And Added This To My Amazon Wish List, My Mom Blindly Ordered Stuff For Christmas

So I Was Drunk One Night And Added This To My Amazon Wish List, My Mom Blindly Ordered Stuff For Christmas

dddash Report

Nicola Morley 1 year ago

I'm sure there's going to be a use for this somewhen.

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#15 While Drunk, I Somehow Found And Bought 8lbs Of Cereal Marshmallows

While Drunk, I Somehow Found And Bought 8lbs Of Cereal Marshmallows

fenix679 Report

Sami 1 year ago

Win!

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#16 Drunk Me Apparently Decided To Go Online Shopping Again

Drunk Me Apparently Decided To Go Online Shopping Again

20somethingelse Report

Sreejith 1 year ago

Actually what was it smells like ? ;-)

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#17 "Hey Bud, I Got Really Drunk And Bought A Pig Last Night. Her Name Is Carol. Come Over And Meet Her."

"Hey Bud, I Got Really Drunk And Bought A Pig Last Night. Her Name Is Carol. Come Over And Meet Her."

beekaylounge Report

Ok Ha-Neul 1 year ago

aw cute i love pigs

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#18 Ordered An Eggplant Vibrator. I'm A Straight Male...

Ordered An Eggplant Vibrator. I'm A Straight Male...

AbortedGallow Report

Claire 1 year ago

Vibrators don't mean you're not straight *rolls eyes*.

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#19 My Buddy Got Drunk And Ordered Some Shirts With His Face On It. He Gave Them Out To 15 Friends And The Dave Face Shirt Movement Started

My Buddy Got Drunk And Ordered Some Shirts With His Face On It. He Gave Them Out To 15 Friends And The Dave Face Shirt Movement Started

Diiiiirty Report

Raokshna Ryuzaki 1 year ago

Where can I get one ๐Ÿ˜‚

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#20 Best. Drunk. Purchase. Ever. Dadbod Beach Towel

Best. Drunk. Purchase. Ever. Dadbod Beach Towel

ldebrouwer Report

Desiree Summer 1 year ago

I would use that every chance I got!

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#21 Apparently I Drunk Ordered 11.5lbs Of Cheese On Sunday

Apparently I Drunk Ordered 11.5lbs Of Cheese On Sunday

Phrezy Report

Nicola Morley 1 year ago

Cheese and wine party is on, people!

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#22 So, I Got Blackout Drunk At A Friend's 21st Last Week And Bought Something At 5:30am That I Didn't Know About Until It Arrived Today. Sober Me Is Very Very Proud Of Drunk Me

So, I Got Blackout Drunk At A Friend's 21st Last Week And Bought Something At 5:30am That I Didn't Know About Until It Arrived Today. Sober Me Is Very Very Proud Of Drunk Me

Thadiwyn Report

SparklyCuckoo 1 year ago

I'd buy this sober too!

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#23 Well All That Dumb Shit I Ordered On Amazon When I Was Zooted Came In The Mail Today. So This Is My New Look

Well All That Dumb Shit I Ordered On Amazon When I Was Zooted Came In The Mail Today. So This Is My New Look

thefakebryor Report

Raokshna Ryuzaki 1 year ago

By the looks of the background picture it's well suited ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ

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#24 I Have A Tendency To Get Drunk And Shop On Amazon And Ebay For Weird Stuff. Picked This Guy Up The Other Day

I Have A Tendency To Get Drunk And Shop On Amazon And Ebay For Weird Stuff. Picked This Guy Up The Other Day

dr-drew Report

Raokshna Ryuzaki 1 year ago

I buy thins kinda stuff of the net without being drunk ๐Ÿ˜†

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#25 Drunk Ebay Purchase...Welcome To My House

Drunk Ebay Purchase...Welcome To My House

coalminermining Report

#26 Thank You, Past Tipsy Sharon

Thank You, Past Tipsy Sharon

birdchick Report

Michel M. Prins 1 year ago

David Bowie would be proud!

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#27 Friend Got Drunk Last Night And Bought A Scorpion. Woke Up To This Snapchat

Friend Got Drunk Last Night And Bought A Scorpion. Woke Up To This Snapchat

Ascoo Report

Hope Floats 1 year ago

I'm sooooooooooo glad i don't drink...

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#28 Best Drunk Purchase Of My Life

Best Drunk Purchase Of My Life

BranDamaged Report

Mellissa Takeuchi 1 year ago

Even funnier: the Japanese is wrong. lol

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#29 Best Drunken Impulse Purchase

Best Drunken Impulse Purchase

Sarcastic-Prick Report

criminalgirl 1 year ago

You must have been very, very, very drunk at the time.....

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#30 I Got Drunk And Ordered A Single Bag Of Tea From Japan Off Ebay. I Wrote A Review, It Was Actually Pretty Nice

I Got Drunk And Ordered A Single Bag Of Tea From Japan Off Ebay. I Wrote A Review, It Was Actually Pretty Nice

reddit.com Report

Michel M. Prins 1 year ago

Can't argue with their reaction, this is amazing!

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#31 I Bought This When I Was Drunk A Week Ago Apparently, Arrived This Morning

I Bought This When I Was Drunk A Week Ago Apparently, Arrived This Morning

IanVersion2 Report

Michel M. Prins 1 year ago

Wear this in public. Please!

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#32 Bought This While Drunk. No Regrets

Bought This While Drunk. No Regrets

Flatlusa Report

#33 So, One Night A Couple Weekends Ago, My Drunk Friend Made An Online Purchase Apparently. Yesterday, That Purchase Arrived

So, One Night A Couple Weekends Ago, My Drunk Friend Made An Online Purchase Apparently. Yesterday, That Purchase Arrived

Nezumirogane Report

cool sun 1 year ago

Atomic kittens!!!

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#34 No More Ordering Pizza Drunk

No More Ordering Pizza Drunk

invalid_credentials Report

Silent Skeleton 1 year ago

hOLY SHIT

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#35 Guys! My Drunk Purchase Came. It's Ocarina ( An Ancient Wind Musical Instrument)

Guys! My Drunk Purchase Came. It's Ocarina ( An Ancient Wind Musical Instrument)

simondb49 Report

Carla Martin 1 year ago

And it is a legend of zelda one too. Time to learn all the songs from Ocarina of Time

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#36 I Present To You My Proudest Drunken Ebay Purchase

I Present To You My Proudest Drunken Ebay Purchase

Garrrr_Pirate Report

Pamela Beuret 1 year ago

Bets purchase ever

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#37 This Was My Best Drunk Ebay Purchase

This Was My Best Drunk Ebay Purchase

invecta18 Report

Nicola Morley 1 year ago

I'm getting concerned about eBay now.

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#38 Drunk Me Buys Myself Awesome Presents

Drunk Me Buys Myself Awesome Presents

mysoulisanislandmycarisaford Report

Violet Camicat 1 year ago

Nothing better than Ice-T with some Ice Cubes.. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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#39 I Drunk Purchased A Danny Devito Life-Size Cutout

I Drunk Purchased A Danny Devito Life-Size Cutout

hey_look_gary Report

Nicola Morley 1 year ago

Pewdiepie is that you?

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#40 Drunk Me Bought Sober Me This

Drunk Me Bought Sober Me This

nortmachine Report

Wendy 1 year ago

I'd buy this sober!

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#41 Best Drunk Purchase In A While

Best Drunk Purchase In A While

reddit.com Report

Renate Gebert 1 year ago

I would wear that ^^

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#42 This Is What Happens When You Amazon Drunk

This Is What Happens When You Amazon Drunk

Slimmer89 Report

Dallas Gabriel 1 year ago

i kida wanna get one.....

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#43 I Bought Entrance Into A Marathon. Better Start Training, I Guess

I Bought Entrance Into A Marathon. Better Start Training, I Guess

RosieEmily Report

criminalgirl 1 year ago

Er...you mean Triathlon...much MUCH harder.

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#44 First Night Of Drunk Ebay... More To Come

First Night Of Drunk Ebay... More To Come

IdontKillKids Report

Ani Spectrant 1 year ago

The Cheshire cat was creepy enough in floating cat mode - why this?

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#45 So A Drunken Conversation About Batman Stuff Lead To This Showing Up At My Door A Few Days Later...

So A Drunken Conversation About Batman Stuff Lead To This Showing Up At My Door A Few Days Later...

halloween_Jill Report

Angelika Okotokro 1 year ago

Yay - Batgirl! ๐Ÿ˜

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#46 DAE Shop While Drunk On eBay? Just Got This In The Mail

DAE Shop While Drunk On eBay? Just Got This In The Mail

Denimdenimdenim Report

Queen Unicorn 1 year ago

Did you try rubbing it?

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#47 The Purchase I Made From Ebay Whilst Very Drunk Has Arrived

The Purchase I Made From Ebay Whilst Very Drunk Has Arrived

Pandamoanimum Report

Desiree Summer 1 year ago

omg I want one so bad!!

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#48 One Drunk Amazon Purchase Later

One Drunk Amazon Purchase Later

frakkin Report

Susan Forbes 1 year ago

Amazon sells cats?

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#49 So I Drunk-Bought That Nic Cage Shirt. Best Purchase I've Ever Made

So I Drunk-Bought That Nic Cage Shirt. Best Purchase I've Ever Made

imgur.com Report

Tess 1 year ago

If that's the best purchase you've ever made I'm concerned for you

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#50 More Having One Of Those, "Why Did I Order 100 Tiny Handcuffs?" Moments

More Having One Of Those, "Why Did I Order 100 Tiny Handcuffs?" Moments

challengeher Report

Nicola Morley 1 year ago

Answer: to apprehend criminally insane rodents.

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#51 Got Drunk In Mexico. Bought A Statue Of Predator Flexing Made Of Bone. No Regrets

Got Drunk In Mexico. Bought A Statue Of Predator Flexing Made Of Bone. No Regrets

Pismo1 Report

Raokshna Ryuzaki 1 year ago

This is awesome!!

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#52 So This Is Quite Possibly The Greatest Drunk Amazon Purchase Ever

So This Is Quite Possibly The Greatest Drunk Amazon Purchase Ever

Lindsay Elyse Report

Wise Girl 1 year ago

you can use it to get drunk again

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#53 I Have Six Novelty Phones. If That Didn't Spur From Alcohol I Don't Know What Would. Phones Include, Krusty The Clown, Coca Cola Polar Bear, Garfield, French Fry, Swatch Style (Clear And You Can See All The Wires, And Bart Simpson

I Have Six Novelty Phones. If That Didn't Spur From Alcohol I Don't Know What Would. Phones Include, Krusty The Clown, Coca Cola Polar Bear, Garfield, French Fry, Swatch Style (Clear And You Can See All The Wires, And Bart Simpson

reddit.com Report

Jasmin Hรผrlimann 1 year ago

Omg, i got the same garfield phone (but i got it since 1991, as a kid, no alcohol)

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#54 I Got Drunk One Night And Ordered A $20 Laminated Poster. I Have No Regrets

I Got Drunk One Night And Ordered A $20 Laminated Poster. I Have No Regrets

dsnyder24 Report

Gwinevere von Ludwig 1 year ago

RIP Lil' Sebastian

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#55 What To Do If You're Drunk And Accidentally Order Communion Bread Off Ebay

What To Do If You're Drunk And Accidentally Order Communion Bread Off Ebay

marteljb Report

Maureen Zappellini 1 year ago

Hmmm.wonder if you can get gluten free communion wafers? After all, Jesus did look like he shopped at the coop...

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#56 Latest Drunk Amazon Purchase. I Have No Words

Latest Drunk Amazon Purchase. I Have No Words

akaWonderBread Report

Tiny Dynamine 1 year ago

Nice sixty pack!

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#57 When This Drunk Purchase Arrives In The Mail

When This Drunk Purchase Arrives In The Mail

Hay_Malenchini Report

Laura Cooke 1 year ago

Lol I've bought that sober

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#58 I Have Zero Regrets

I Have Zero Regrets

eeodegaard Report

RN Griffin 1 year ago

Naturally, kitty is curled up in something else, lower left.

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#59 Drunk Bought Caterpillars Off Amazon A Couple Of Weeks Ago. Here Are All 5 Little Guys Dreaming Of Being A Butterfly

Drunk Bought Caterpillars Off Amazon A Couple Of Weeks Ago. Here Are All 5 Little Guys Dreaming Of Being A Butterfly

swedurakacper Report

Zori the degu 1 year ago

Post pictures when they turn into butterflies!

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#60 When I Was Drunk I Bought My Dad Toilet Paper For His Birthday With A Person He Hates On It Which Resulted In The Weirdest Text I've Ever Recieved

When I Was Drunk I Bought My Dad Toilet Paper For His Birthday With A Person He Hates On It Which Resulted In The Weirdest Text I've Ever Recieved

burritopalace Report

ADHORTATOR 1 year ago

it turned out well

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#61 Sometimes Ordering Things From Amazon While Drunk Turns Out Great

Sometimes Ordering Things From Amazon While Drunk Turns Out Great

mizclean Report

Elina Palin 1 year ago

That actually comes in very handy whilst at an outdoor event in case of rain and you need to hold your beer and also your phone...

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#62 Ordered It At 4am (Drunk), Forgot About It, Showed Up In My Mailbox Yesterday

Ordered It At 4am (Drunk), Forgot About It, Showed Up In My Mailbox Yesterday

Rottenmetalbastard Report

G. Hawk 1 year ago

I need this in my life.

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#63 Best Drunk Amazon Purchase I've Ever Made

Best Drunk Amazon Purchase I've Ever Made

kevonicus Report

Anuschka Van Der Veen Kramers 1 year ago

oh goodness, I would not be able to take crap beside that!

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#64 Drunk Me Likes To Buy Sober Me Presents

Drunk Me Likes To Buy Sober Me Presents

thePope0fDope Report

Marco Siebecke 1 year ago

Drunk you is awesome! Want that too :D

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#65 Got A Package In The Mail Today, I Forgot I Ordered. Best Drunken Purchase Of The Summer Yet!

Got A Package In The Mail Today, I Forgot I Ordered. Best Drunken Purchase Of The Summer Yet!

The_Lonliest_Munk Report

Wyndmere 1 year ago

You must like cats more than even you thought.

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#66 Have You Ever Gotten So Drunk With Your Friends You Bought 250 Nuggets, Taken A Picture Of It, Ate Them, Passed Out, And Had No Memory Of It? Because That's What Happened Last Night

Have You Ever Gotten So Drunk With Your Friends You Bought 250 Nuggets, Taken A Picture Of It, Ate Them, Passed Out, And Had No Memory Of It? Because That's What Happened Last Night

CasonLoveless Report

RN Griffin 1 year ago

Hasn't everyone?

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#67 Drunken Amazon Order Showed Up Today

Drunken Amazon Order Showed Up Today

anote32 Report

janettetsmith 1 year ago

I LOVE Runts! Good job!

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#68 Apparently I Ordered My Dad A Present And Card While I Was Drunk. The Red Thing Is An Apron

Apparently I Ordered My Dad A Present And Card While I Was Drunk. The Red Thing Is An Apron

crazycatlady45 Report

Michel M. Prins 1 year ago

In all fairness, the card is pretty adorable

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#69 I Designed And Ordered The Thimble On The Right While Drunk Apparently

I Designed And Ordered The Thimble On The Right While Drunk Apparently

mar10wright Report

Tiny Dynamine 1 year ago

So you were sober when you ordered the other one? That's more concerning!

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#70 Do I Ever Get Drunk And Order Things Off Amazon? No, Why Do You Ask?

Do I Ever Get Drunk And Order Things Off Amazon? No, Why Do You Ask?

Alabasterslim Report

Wendy Woo 1 year ago

I notice a lot of Nicholas Cage! Drunk people love him!!!

#71 Sometimes I Regret My Drunk Purchases. This Is Not One Of Those Times

Sometimes I Regret My Drunk Purchases. This Is Not One Of Those Times

EthiopianChica Report

Dallas Gabriel 1 year ago

thats just creepy

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#72 Best Drunk Purchase I've Ever Made. Our Lords Signature

Best Drunk Purchase I've Ever Made. Our Lords Signature

scubafire4 Report

Heather Self 1 year ago

Apparently Nic Cage is the saint of drunken purchases. This is at least the fifth or sixth (or seventh) time he's appeared in rhis post! ๐Ÿ˜†

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#73 My Brother Got Drunk And Ordered 20 Pounds Of Wasabi Peas

My Brother Got Drunk And Ordered 20 Pounds Of Wasabi Peas

dancetakturkey Report

Labhras Duane 1 year ago

Lucky boy , link me up

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#74 As Far As Drunk Purchases Go... I Think I Did Ok On This One

As Far As Drunk Purchases Go... I Think I Did Ok On This One

The_Bulgarian Report

olrayt 1 year ago

The Dude abides

#75 Note To Myself: Always Buy Shit Online After Too Many Drinks

Note To Myself: Always Buy Shit Online After Too Many Drinks

hans_with_fakefur Report

#76 Went On Ebay Drunk

Went On Ebay Drunk

GJonny Report

Raokshna Ryuzaki 1 year ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ to good

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#77 Bought A Cardboard Cutout Of The Dos Equis Man When I Was Drunk

Bought A Cardboard Cutout Of The Dos Equis Man When I Was Drunk

brie_april Report

Kjorn 1 year ago

i don't always order cardboard... but when i do... i order Dos Equis

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#78 I Feel Like This Qualifies As A Successful Drunk Purchase

I Feel Like This Qualifies As A Successful Drunk Purchase

amandacharter Report

Maลกa Vilar Stupica 1 year ago

It most certainly does!

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#79 Best Drunk Purchase Ever

Best Drunk Purchase Ever

nubsause Report

EmmaMae 1 year ago

nice shirt too

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#80 Sometimes Drunk Purchases Aren't So Bad

Sometimes Drunk Purchases Aren't So Bad

Drumandbass Report