Shopping online, though a quite ordinary thing nowadays, can still be tricky for some. Even if done completely sober, you might still end up with a totally different item that you envisioned before clicking 'Buy.' Inebriated online shopping is even trickier - you can truly outdo yourself with a surprising choice of goods in a bout of a drunk spontaneity.
So, just as you should never put car keys in the hands of someone who's had one too many, you should also keep them as far away from the computer as possible. Drunk shopping is a dangerous activity, and we've got a whole list of funny photos of people who ended up with strange purchases that they barely may or may not remember making.
Think about your future drunk fails. Don't drink and buy. Unless, of course, you're in the market for a plastic bag full of tiny handcuffs. If so, then this compilation of online shopping fails done while buzzed is excellent fodder for upcoming spendings.
See the funny fails depicting drunk online buys compiled by Bored Panda below!
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Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section
We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well
My Mom Got Drunk Last Night And Bought My Family A Third Dog. Everybody Meet Hudson
Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping
Sometimes Late Night Drunken Amazon Purchases Are A Good Idea
Giant Googley Eyes. The Best Drunk Online Purchase I Have Made Yet
Needs eyelashes to complete the look. Maybe some lipstick and eye shadow too?
Got Drunk On Amazon And Bought The Cat A House
Went Online-Shopping While Drunk... Now I Own A Jurassic-Pug
Sober Me Got A Present From Drunk Me
So I Was Drunk One Night And Added This To My Amazon Wish List, My Mom Blindly Ordered Stuff For Christmas
While Drunk, I Somehow Found And Bought 8lbs Of Cereal Marshmallows
"Hey Bud, I Got Really Drunk And Bought A Pig Last Night. Her Name Is Carol. Come Over And Meet Her."
My Buddy Got Drunk And Ordered Some Shirts With His Face On It. He Gave Them Out To 15 Friends And The Dave Face Shirt Movement Started
So, I Got Blackout Drunk At A Friend's 21st Last Week And Bought Something At 5:30am That I Didn't Know About Until It Arrived Today. Sober Me Is Very Very Proud Of Drunk Me
Well All That Dumb Shit I Ordered On Amazon When I Was Zooted Came In The Mail Today. So This Is My New Look
I Have A Tendency To Get Drunk And Shop On Amazon And Ebay For Weird Stuff. Picked This Guy Up The Other Day
Drunk Ebay Purchase...Welcome To My House
Thank You, Past Tipsy Sharon
Friend Got Drunk Last Night And Bought A Scorpion. Woke Up To This Snapchat
Yes, yes you did. Should take this to an expert on how to care for them, or just give it to your local zoo.
I Got Drunk And Ordered A Single Bag Of Tea From Japan Off Ebay. I Wrote A Review, It Was Actually Pretty Nice
I Bought This When I Was Drunk A Week Ago Apparently, Arrived This Morning
Bought This While Drunk. No Regrets
So, One Night A Couple Weekends Ago, My Drunk Friend Made An Online Purchase Apparently. Yesterday, That Purchase Arrived
No More Ordering Pizza Drunk
Guys! My Drunk Purchase Came. It's Ocarina ( An Ancient Wind Musical Instrument)
And it is a legend of zelda one too. Time to learn all the songs from Ocarina of Time
I Present To You My Proudest Drunken Ebay Purchase
Drunk Me Bought Sober Me This
First Night Of Drunk Ebay... More To Come
So A Drunken Conversation About Batman Stuff Lead To This Showing Up At My Door A Few Days Later...
The Purchase I Made From Ebay Whilst Very Drunk Has Arrived
One Drunk Amazon Purchase Later
So I Drunk-Bought That Nic Cage Shirt. Best Purchase I've Ever Made
More Having One Of Those, "Why Did I Order 100 Tiny Handcuffs?" Moments
Got Drunk In Mexico. Bought A Statue Of Predator Flexing Made Of Bone. No Regrets
So This Is Quite Possibly The Greatest Drunk Amazon Purchase Ever
I Have Six Novelty Phones. If That Didn't Spur From Alcohol I Don't Know What Would. Phones Include, Krusty The Clown, Coca Cola Polar Bear, Garfield, French Fry, Swatch Style (Clear And You Can See All The Wires, And Bart Simpson
Omg, i got the same garfield phone (but i got it since 1991, as a kid, no alcohol)
I Got Drunk One Night And Ordered A $20 Laminated Poster. I Have No Regrets
What To Do If You're Drunk And Accidentally Order Communion Bread Off Ebay
