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Usually, going to the store is a pretty mundane experience. But for Costco members, it’s nothing short of an event.
We’re talking hours spent wandering aisles stacked floor to ceiling with everything from giant teddy bears to industrial-sized tubs of mayo, all while strategically hitting every free sample station like it’s a five-course meal. And no trip is complete without ending at the food court for that legendary $1.50 hot dog combo that somehow hasn’t changed in price since the dawn of time.
Below, we’ve rounded up some of the funniest tweets from Costco superfans that perfectly capture all the magic and madness of shopping there. Scroll down and try not to feel personally called out.
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Giraffe Sitter 4 hours ago
I think a first date at Costco would tell you more about a person than any other date would. Bonus if there’s a bookstore in the same shopping center.
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Bi.Felicia 1 hour ago
Kinda strange, but the guy who bought 25 hot dogs further up in this thread, is also named Eric Curtin, they do have different usernames though.
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 hours ago
One of my pet peeves at the grocery store: taking pictures of strangers without consent. Call me old fashioned but.......
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Geoffrey Scott 1 hour ago (edited)
"We need to go to Clare(Mich) to get fuel". "Ok, it's 25 cents cheaper vs our town. What, 10 gallons?" .."probably".."so we'll save 2.50, it's 30 miles each way, which will burn 2 gallons at 3.50 per, so $7.00, but we'll have saved $2.50?"..."SHUT UP!"
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