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Guy Finds The Worst Construction Fails And ‘Justifies’ Them With Hilarious Captions (30 Pics)
Trevor Lahey, AKA Greaseball1987, is one Certified Caulk Installer with a wicked sense of humor. His parody Instagram account, which gives little other information save for his hourly rate ($17.40/hour non-negotiable, if you must know), is a collection of hilariously bad construction fails and DIY home improvement jobs over which he writes hilariously funny captions.
Assuming the role of the worker, Trevor proudly presents his interior design 'projects' with tongue-in-cheek hints and tips, whilst lavishing praise on his own creative ingenuity. The funny photos are rounded off with your stereotypical 'inspo' hashtags, with #keepcraftalive, #problemsolver, and #themoreyouknow being particular favorites.
Check out some of his best captions and tell us what you think about these hilariously bad designs. Do you have any DIY epic fails to share? Do you know any 'experts' like Trev here that might not be as skilled as they think they are? Share your thoughts in the comments below!
Given Trevor's frequent use of the word 'darts' to refer to cigarettes, we can only assume that he is Australian. Bored Panda has reached out to Mr. Lahey for further comment.
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#1
"Generally speaking toilets are poorly designed, way too many twists and and turns. I like to elevate the shitter as much as possible so when you’re dropping bombs it’s a straight drop to the city! Feeling like a Gargoyle up on your perch is just a bonus!"
Brenda Owens 6 years ago
If you were half asleep, one slip and you’d probably break your neck.OUCH!!!
Jeff Requier 6 years ago
this is the only way they could install plumbing underneath the toilet
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#2
"Customer safety is always a top priority of mine. With no hesitation I always add a couple extra screws to make sure the plates don’t fall off. Electrocution is a very serious issue which I do not take lightly"
#3
"Some tasks are easier than they look! This task is just as easy as it looks. I opted to add the stopper a little lower because I know overtime the door will sag and I ain’t interested in callbacks! I’m always thinking ahead; probably why I am so successful!"
Gregg V 6 years ago
Maybe they just changed the door after a rock star broke it and now it doens't line up.
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ƒιѕн 6 years ago
Easy to see what has happened. The top screw has been removed from door stop and it has swiveled down so now door handle misses it. You can see the screw hole right above door handle on wall.
Oliver Street 5 years ago
Nah, that door stop has 1 screw at the center of the rubber, multiple screws on a wall stop is rare, and the chances of someone making a stop with 2 exposed screws through the trim ring to capture a rubber stop without piercing it .... hmmm more work, ugly exposed screws and ... nope. That’s a gouge from hanging the white board. The door stop location is from (1) measure from hinge to center of k**b (2) mark same distance from hinge on wall (3) Measure from bottom of door to center of handle (4) mark same distance on wall. OR (3) Measure from floor to center of latch hole in latch plate. (4) subtract thickness of threshold (5) mark wall.
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#4
"I love when my clients send me pictures of my work after I have left. Really shows how satisfied they are with the work!"
Gregg V 6 years ago
Anger Management Class recommended for your clients. I love how they put pots on top of the cabinet and not bother cleaning it up.
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Jodi Moreno 6 years ago
Anyone else notice the litter box in the KITCHEN? Gross! And now some of their dishes landed PLOP right in the middle of it. Litter boxes do NOT belong in the kitchen. Apparently they never heard the phrase, "Don't s**t where you eat."
sun dancer 6 years ago
Totally something my supervisor has done. Put sheet rock screws right into sheet rock!
Kira Leseman 6 years ago
When I was a kid had a peninsula in our kitchen with cabinets above it and I remember one night we were watching a scary movie and at a scary part we hear this huge crash in the kitchen that scared the c**p about of everyone. The cabinet had fallen down smashed into the counter and broke the counter. All the dishes and glasses in the cabinet were shattered and my mom just started crying while my dad kept saying over and over that he will fix it. He fixed it eventually and we had plastic dishes for a long time cause my mom didn't trust it. I had completely forgotten all about that until seeing this pic.
Stephen DeHart 3 years ago
" Makes cleaning out my cabinets a BREEZE, and the Dumptruck Download Feature didn't even need any extra wiring or messy hydraulics! Thanks DDF for making my kitchen great again!" ------ satisfied customer in Vegas
#5
"Customer refused to pay my hourly rate; instead he opted to pay per fitting. I was a little hesitant at first but I think this might be the better way to charge! I made a fortune off this job"
Amr Mohamed 6 years ago
Hah, I love it! Reminds me of the pipe screen saver on old Windows OS: 5KgEoYL.gif 
Brooke Willard 4 years ago
It might be a bit messy now but you come back in 500 years time!
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#6
"I don't know about you but I have spent hours looking at dank memes on the shitter only to have my battery die! That is why I have decided to add outlets on all my toilets for charging purposes so I can keep the party going!"
spirit wolf 6 years ago
I'm really tempted to glue one of this to my guest bath just to freak people out.
Steve Hofmeister 5 years ago
The perfect toilet for Joe Biden who has been s******g backwards for over 70 years. He admitted this. One can’t make this up.
mermaidgirl960 6 years ago
Eh, I've always wanted to charge my phone while on the toilet, but it wouldn't reach dar enough to the one by the sink XD now you can charge while pooping! :D
#7
"I had a customer looking to increase the window size at his store. His sales are down and he thinks it is possibly related to the lack of natural light in the showroom! Frankly I agree! I put in this massive window which has tripled the natural light, inevitably tripling his sales also!"
Arran Walker 6 years ago
That window isn’t the only rigged part. The jamb above the door is wackadoo, too.
James Mc Crite 6 years ago
Spacer's Choice pseudo-windows! Add verisimilitude to your frontier home!
#8
"I've mastered the 90 degree corner so I was excited about the challenge of trimming this radius. I guess I'm a master of doing the radius also! Special shout out to homedepot for making all these cuts for me!"
Craig Lee 6 years ago
No, that's terrible work. If you're going to do something stupid like that, you could make them all level at least.
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Hseed 6 years ago
Hahahah now I see Ross' face and the whole sofa scene ... good one mate!
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Arran Walker 6 years ago
Absolutely NOT the worst I’ve seen. Almost decorative, from a distance.
#9
"When looking for studs, I generally start as far away from my mounting location as possible, and start sending screws home until I make a secure connection. Now when this satisfied customer is sitting back and watching re-runs of Two and a Half Men, they will remember how difficult the installation was, and will understand why my bill was so high!"
john Christopher 6 years ago
This looks like your wife kept moving your favourite viewing chair
#10
"Luxury at its finest. I added this soap shelf complimentary to the customer because we all know what happens when you drop the soap in the shower! You gotta bend over and pick it up, and nobody is having a good time doing that! I sometimes wonder if all these extra freebies I do are gonna crush my bottom line one day, my rates are so high though so I should be good!"
David Jeu 6 years ago
Might be ugly but it hold soap. And that's the only thing important for a soap holder.
Marcellus the Third 6 years ago
Yes, the horrible look and the sharp edge that will stab you when you slip on the soap, completely irrelevant.
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Bill 6 years ago
Until it shatters. At least there will be a drain for all the blood
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Dog Lover 6 years ago
Am I the only one that thinks the second photo looks like lady parts and legs?
Leonel Roque 6 years ago
Yeah it’s looks like a woman’s legs and crotch!!
Load More Replies... Iggy 6 years ago
It doesn't look properly grouted. That's going to get really manky behind the tiles.
James Pointer 4 years ago
Why didn't this person just take the other side of the triangle and put it on the underside too...
#11
"Matching these old profiles can be next to impossible, I find if you try your best, and get it as close as possible, nobody is the wiser! I selected this profile which is practically identical, other than a few minor differences. If I didn’t point it out, you would never have noticed!"
#12
"I increased the size of this return air grille because I felt the existing grille was undersized! Sometimes you just need to return a little extra air to the furnace! Only way to keep it working properly!"
Kenny Kulbiski 6 years ago
I like the way he has the louvers facing up. Otherwise no one would have noticed the fine craftsmanship.
Full Name 6 years ago
People do the overside cover thing all time. I see it so often. Most people don't notice if the louvers are facing down though.
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Kathleen Nelson 6 years ago
Why is there another vent just around the corner? It's possible there are no ducts at all, just empty walls!
Ann Miller 6 years ago
Funny, Brittney!!!! Which way are the lovers supposed to be facing? After all the reconstruction done on my house, I need to know if mine are facing the right way. 🤭
#13
"I always leave the barcode facing out. This way it stays clean and easily scannable when you decide to return the tiles"
Bob Beltcher 6 years ago
There needs to be caulking there to prevent mostiure from greeting into the grout.
Klay Thoring 6 years ago
Not as bad as not matching the overlap direction of the glass tiles...that would bother me forever
Arran Walker 6 years ago (edited)
That just needs caulking added. In fact, this might have simply been photographed before the last touches were made to caulking.
Baali Venomax 6 years ago
that wouldnt bother me. Which of your friends is soo observant that they are gonna say: hey you got bar codes in the bathroom?
#14
"Turning a 1.5 bath home into a 2.5 bath is surprising easy. I’m surprised more humans don’t do it! It immediately increases the value of the home.... not to mention the cost savings on water; I can be dropping a bomb simultaneously as my friend yet it’s only gonna take 6L to send them home!"
Zenozenobee 6 years ago
Seriously...why is that even possible? from the one who decided this wall to the one who built it, no one thought "hey, let's remove the toilets first?"
Barbara Durden 6 years ago
I know they did this in a model dorm at Florida State University so that nobody would actually use the toilet in the model......maybe that's what they wanted XD
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Tim McElheney 6 years ago
The toilet is the secret passegeway between bath 1 and 2; if you're really small or just passing notes.
Berdarien Brown 6 years ago
What gets me is the drywall and mud work is on point. Absolutely someone's having a go.
#15
"One of the shutters fell off my customers house. He asked if I could match existing. After all the excellent work I put out you'd think at this point humans would just know I can do anything. So once again I blew the socks right off the customer with my advanced set of skill"
Human #1,232,867 6 years ago (edited)
Next time, use duct tape. Glue is no contender compare to duct tape.
danielw 6 years ago
epoxy. Epoxy is the real tool that keeps stuff from moving. Ever.
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Arran Walker 6 years ago
This is just the glue that either didn’t hold up the old shutter properly... or has just been applied to hold up a shutter. Glue looks new, so I’d say this is a project in progress, not an end result.
Gene Eilebrecht 6 years ago
I don't even see what he is talking about in this picture. It really is perfectly matched!
#16
"You have to be careful when cutting into structure. Always leave an inch at the bottom of the joist, this way it will retain its structure! By running this pipe through it, and spray foaming it altogether the joist is stronger than when I started; stronger than wood itself!"
Jill Ferguson 6 years ago
Great Stuff - spray foam is a sacred, heavenly substance. Up there with duct tape, really.
Renee Gauthier 6 years ago
There was a movie about a sinkhole under New Orleans just before Mardi Gras. They kept the whole town from collapsing by shooting massive amounts of spray foam underneath the city into the sinkhole.
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Bernice Wittwer 6 years ago
It always amazes me that people just cut into joists like it doesn’t make a difference. 🤦♀️
#17
"I started removing this tub surround so I could prep for tile and my oh my it was my lucky day. There was already tile installed. After a quick tidy up I’ll be submitting my bill and then onto the next one!"
WilvanderHeijden 6 years ago
It's a solution if you want to do a quick and cheap "renovation" before selling your house. Most buyers will start renovating kitchen and bathrooms anyway.
Baali Venomax 6 years ago
yu could have at least finished peeling that off and tided up around the original tiles then. That looks messy.
#18
"Have you ever tried taking 2 buckets apart? It’s impossible; that’s why I always look to the bucket for all my HVAC needs! The wedge fit guarantees no heat loss, so it’s a no brainer!"
Michelle Muirhead 6 years ago
I once saw a gum boot used as a connection between pipes. In a Government institution where I once worked. All good till eventually it gave way and the whole ceiling crashed to the floor.
#19
"When installing vanities, I generally make a few reference holes so I can get my bearings in relation to the pipe. I usually get it in 4-6 holes, it doesn’t really matter if you go over though, as it’s the inside of the cabinet. When I’m done I caulk the holes so the rats can’t get through, and then toss a pack of sponges on top! In the end no one is the wiser! "
#20
"My customer wanted me to replace her deck with 1x1 deck tiles and she was ecstatic when I surprised her with 4x4 deck tiles. The customers reaction is why I constantly strive to outdo myself and exceed the high expectations that I have created for myself! And yes I built this deck a few years ago but she wanted a fresh look!"
WilvanderHeijden 6 years ago
Who could have imagined that in Europe pallets are indeed used as trendy garden furniture....
Renee Gauthier 6 years ago
My sister made a beautiful bar & a kitchen island out of pallets. It's hard to find free ones any more.
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danielw 6 years ago
Eh, have you seen the shipping pallets they're using these days? they're usually missing around half the slats. Cost cuts are hitting everyone.
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GenXandEarnedItAll 6 years ago
Pasha! Down south we've been doing this for years for the front porch of our trailers.
#21
"Just got this ceiling fan installed. This is the next best thing to having an air conditioner! 2 speed settings with option to exhaust!i had to cut a big hole in order to properly use the exhaust setting. I am thrilled with the result!"
Bonny Saxon 6 years ago
My husband did the same thing, although he used a standing fan that rotates, so it spreads the heat around.
GenXandEarnedItAll 6 years ago (edited)
Again...down south in a trailer park. Although usually you have to steal electricity from the neighbors.
#22
"Home Depot only stocks 8' lengths of laminate countertops so I had to make up this extension. I love doing custom work because it is so satisfying when you take a step back and see a job well done! The average person would not have been able to pull this off!"
RaroaRaroa 6 years ago
Going by the step in the front, it looks like they may have had plans to fill it to match the shape and then cover it. But never got around to it.
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#23
"I've mastered the exterior cope, so I am always looking for a new challenge and ways to add a little pizzazz to my work. Here I opted for the double back cut corner. It's a win on all fronts!"
Sadie Jayne 6 years ago
I want to marry this guy!!! With his ability to see broken things as beautiful or clever, he will never know that I am old, fat, balding and toothless!!!
Kelly Hartle 6 years ago
This prevents people from stubbing their toes if they hug the wall when they walk.
#24
"When repairing cracks in facia panel, I always look to a dumper hinge for my repair! The play in the hinge allows enough movement, but ridged enough to prevent further cracks. The best part is that the hinge allows for any future access required; just open the facia like a door and work with optimal access, and then just close her up when you’re done, and no one is the wiser!"
Sheila DeVille 6 years ago
facias are not structurally important, they are generally just trim, but if not properly installed can encourage premature rot, the porch is just fine
Load More Replies... Johanna-Nicollette Kidd 6 years ago
Blind Freddie might miss that, the rest of us will try not to stare
Kathleen Nelson 6 years ago
It's the downspouts that concern me! I've never seen them "join" quite like this.
#25
"Ever been walking down the stairs and found out that your phone needed a charge!? I have come up with the solution! The best part is there is a built in seat while you wait for your phone to finish charging. Comfort and convenience are key in this business! Don’t feel like waiting? You can safely tuck the cord and phone tight up against the kick board, and it will be safe and out of the way!"
Baali Venomax 6 years ago
can you trip over that? i see no cords to trip over. If you're sitting waiting for the phone to charge, wont people just go around you instead of trying to step over the cord?
Load More Replies... Tim McElheney 6 years ago
At least add a regular electric plug so the vacuum can be plugged in.
Kshitij Desai 6 years ago
crevices in my home grow shoot of tiny plants, here it grow shoot of tiny sockets
GenXandEarnedItAll 6 years ago
It's the snowflake time-out spot. You're being "punished" because we can't spank anymore, but you get to keep your phone so you don't have a COMPLETE meltdown.
Bob Constans 6 years ago
I've actually seen this done before, tho srsly, not this well done. Plus, stairs were carpeted.
#26
"Keep those pesky drafts at bay with a tight bead of caulk! Think of the energy savings! The more money in my customers pocket means more billable hours on my invoice "
Bradley Russell 1 year ago
This is a fire hazard! And this is NOT the application for caulking.
Bradley Russell 1 year ago
That is a major fire hazard, and that is not what we use caulking for.
#27
"I’m not sure why they make downspouts so large, I find it’s best to reduce the size of the opening, so less water comes out. That way there is less water to freeze, so you avoid those embarrassing slips and falls. I already have back problems from sitting on the toilet for so long looking at memes, I don’t need it from slipping and falling too"
Tim McElheney 6 years ago
Just snip off the small opening end, and slip a long piece of tubular fabric over the opening. Handy dandy gutter extender.
Jeff Diamond 6 years ago
This might not be a bad stop-gap solution. Think about it. Higher water pressure at the neck of the bottle will push the water farther away from the foundation than the downspout alone would. If you can't make it to the hardware store right away, this might do in a pinch.
RaroaRaroa 6 years ago
Excellent. Now when it rains heavily you can get a shower under the overflowing spouting from the top.
#28
"My goal is to always make a splash and have my work standout from the competition! I lined up this same pattern 3 times in a row, it is this kind of attention to detail that keeps me booking 2 weeks in advance. 4 rows would have been too much!"
pusheen buttercup 6 years ago
I agree so much! I've been in love with wood flooring for a while- though I might be cheating on it with concrete occasionally...
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Ashley Wright 6 years ago (edited)
Bonehead installation. You can tell it’s engineered flooring. #copycatpattern
Lily Dennard 6 years ago
im more confused about how the door closes with that large bump in the way.
Sheila DeVille 6 years ago
transition strips are most always used in thresholds, you just shave a little off the bottom of the door if needed, very common
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Cindy Vickers 3 years ago
Don't laff - my husband did this! I made him take it up again! WTF does that!?!?!?!?!? My husband apparently! lol
Kshitij Desai 6 years ago
it'll surely gonna give that deja vu feeling when you step on the second and the third one...
#29
"Sometimes I just like to show off. Busting out different techniques like the corner reveal is just child's play to me. These advanced techniques are the determining factor whether or not you should be in the trades though. I mean there is a reason I'm so successful.... it's not for everyone"
Tim McElheney 6 years ago
These guys and gals have so much pride in their work! So glad to see no lack of self esteem.
#30
"Yep! I do electrical too! My kitchen was a little dark so I added some undercabinet lighting! It really brightens the kitchen up and I know I'll see a better return when I goto sell the house from this and all the other upgrades I've done at the house!!"
Stacey Smith 6 years ago
I'd love to see what kind of space the wiring took inside the cabinet. It has to be ran to a switch somewhere!
ƒιѕн 6 years ago
I do remodeling in the states, we call those tittie lights, cheapest light fixture around here.
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Tessa Thompson 6 years ago
It's a ceiling light. Not meant to attach to the bottom of a cabinet.
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"I've been doing trim and odd ball jobs in this house for years! She requested a couple new outlets be added in the hallway! I decided to add one in a very central location instead for all her power needs!"
#32
"Quick tile repair! I had to tie my tight bead into the existing one (did that one years ago) After some overshot the colour should blend nicely! I’m on my feet all day, so the fact I had a seat to use while doing this job was a huge bonus!"
#33
"It is unwise to run water lines above your electrical panel, incase of a leak! I find it is best to run it directly through the bottom of the panel. If there is ever an issue, gravity will take care of the rest... and I finally figured out what all those knockouts in the bottom of the panel were for; they’re weepers! "
Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 6 years ago
What? This has got to be a joke. Who would go to the effort to run a water line into an electrical junction box?
#34
"Code around these parts states 12 outlets per circuit max, end of discussion! I needed to add a 13th outlet, but I plugged one of the holes to remain code compliant! Very Nice!"
#35
"Just finished drywalling and painting this shower wall. The lady I did this for was such a peach I decided to throw in a custom shower shelf at no additional charge. I know my end game is profit but sometimes you go the extra mile for the right people!"
Zenozenobee 6 years ago
Let's hope the tub only looks that way because the bathroom work is still in progress...
Chicago Kitty 6 years ago
Why is it that truly horrific home "repairs" so often go hand in hand with garish cornea burning paint colors?
Aria Whitaker 6 years ago
Because those tacky enough to do c**p like this and let it stand are probably also fond of equally tacky paint colors?
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#36
"I struggled a bit on this one! I was deciding whether to use a deck screw to blend into the drawer face, or use a metal screw to match the handle! I went with the pan head metal screw as I figured it had better hold, and a nice border detail would tie this kitchen together! I’ve been doing repairs like this for years, and I swear I am only getting better"
#37
"I never truly understood the need for a right angle drill; I always just bend my bit and use a regular drill.... I avoid specialty tools at all costs! When you save big on tools and materials you have the option to pass those savings onto the customer; I have yet to exercise that option, but it is available!"
#38
"The customers dog chewed up this corner of the trim! He’s such a little bugger! Anyhow she was in a panic that she had to replace her mouldings but ol’ grease knows best. I hit that corner with my secret formula and she is good as new. Obviously I charged her for new mouldings but she is none the wiser!"
#39
"If my customer tells me they’re constipated and they spend countless hours on the John. I always give them the free comfort seat upgrade. They really appreciate it and always bring me back for additional work. That’s why I am in this business!"
#40
"I know a lot of guys need to use fancy door jigs to drill out a handle but I’ve been doing it freehand for years and it hasn’t failed me yet!"
#41
"I got the water flowing today on this vanity. I love that they give you that extra hole so you can choose which side to put the tap on. I just have to plug her up with caulk to make this unit water tight!"
Patrick Davies 6 years ago
Actually, a 4" layout with a hole for a counter mounted soap dispenser.
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"I don’t take weatherproofing my outlets lightly! However, I was fresh out of exterior electrical boxes, so I finished up my sandwich and repurposed my Tupperware container for a weathertight seal! Often times you’re put in a scenario where you have no meat to fasten to; caulk gets you out of that jam everytime! If by some miracle any water happens to find it’s way into the box there are some left over bread crumbs in there to soak it up! "
#43
"Creating open concept is every humans dream! Patching the floor where the old wall was has never been easier with this tub of patching compound! I always opt for the ultra light products; You don’t want all that extra weight on your floor joists!"
#44
"My son wanted me to build him a tree house but I’m afraid of heights! So, I cut down these trees, smothered the tops with root stabilizer and built on top. Should be ready just in time for his 30th birthday!"
#45
"This shed had a hole in the back corner, and was taking in water! I decided to add a dormer. This not only solves the water issues, but it adds tons of natural light. Added aesthetics is just a bonus!"
#46
"Client safety is number 1; that is why I always complete the electrical prior to drywall. The first step is to break off those useless tabs that come on the box so you can mount it a good 3/4” back! I’m not sure why they put those on to begin with..."
#47
"I always forgo the exterior corners when I am doing trough. It is so much easier to just give it the business and beat her around the corner! The key to this method is a steady hand with the hammer and a water tight seal with a tight bead to finish her off! Just remember; hit it like it owes you money!"
#48
"If you drain your washing machine into your sump pit you won’t have to wash your grass in the spring. And let me tell you there is nothing worse than bringing out the ol’ Pail and ringer and giving your grass a good mopping!"
#49
"Sometimes it takes a bit of time to find the stud. I always make sure I do my test holes above the cabinet; this way I can visually see the meat while I am securing the cabinet. If the customer has anything to say about it it’s collateral damage! But I am in the business of making money so I caulk those holes and charge accordingly!"
Red72 6 years ago
My husband hung up a wall shelf, AFTER he had 4 drinks, not only was the damn thing not centered, it was lopsided! He went to fix it the next day (after he realized that I was right and he SHOULDN'T be doing the honey do list while drunk), I flat out said no! I did not want anymore holes in the wall! I just decorated it enough that you can't tell anymore, however, every once in awhile while i'm cleaning, I'll make sure he is in the room & just let out a huge sigh, he apologizes all over again..
#50
"Am I the only craftsman that gets irritated when so called “contractors” put handles on backwards? I mean 90% of humans are right handed so why are we putting handles on geared to left handed humans! I always handle my customers needs which keeps me booking a week in advance with repeat customers!"
#51
"My client had a broken tile so I chipped it out and replaced it. A handful of Alex plus beads creates a suction seal to the floor on contact!"
#52
"I already dominate the renovation and construction world, but every now and then I like to dabble in furniture and millwork just to see how far my skill set can go. Reclaimed furniture is all the rage right now, so I decided to give this 100 year old barn wood new life. Once again I did not disappoint! It is only a matter of time until I start running these furniture shops out of business!"
Weim Central 6 years ago
Just saw the cinder blocks and planks of wood for bookshelves on the news (likely a crime scene)...
Kathy Baylis 6 years ago (edited)
Reminds me of a couple guys I dated when I was young and dumb. You know the ones. Bedsheets for curtains, lawn furniture in the living room, mattress on the floor, stacked milk crates for storage, smaller versions of packing boxes like the one pictured as end tables, and a large industrial cable spool plus folding chairs for a dining set.
#53
"The customer wanted some more natural light in her bedroom. She wanted a sun tunnel; but I knew better! I guess that's why she's the homeowner and I'm the professional!"
Michael Violette 6 years ago
That's totally a witch window. Someone just carried on that tradition.
#54
"Free standing tubs can be a little awkward and extremely expensive! In order to cut on costs I always walk past the Free standing tub section and head right to the sink faucets! You’ll be amazed how much more selection you get! They will probably tell you they aren’t compatible but these humans work on commission; I assure you they’re compatible and it is a way cleaner finish!"
#55
"Sometimes it’s nice to have a foot bath when you’re dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool. I find it really helps to soak the Bunions! Don’t even get me started on the benefits of soaking those corns! This is my personal house in case you were wondering; figured it was time to do something nice for myself for a change"
#56
"I had a customer want to upgrade to a comfort height toilet! I built this platform instead of buying the toilet. I used matching flooring so it blends... I got paid and she thinks she got a new toilet! Everybody wins!"
Sheila Gaylord 6 years ago
OMG! My rental apartment has this in the bathroom. Guess they didn’t want to buy a new toilet, so just gave it a perch to raise it higher. It does work.
#57
"I just about got this deck wrapped up. I opted for the 2x10/2x12 hangers for the extra support! This also leaves enough room in the hanger to allow for seasonal movement which will guarantee this deck is still standing in 100 years!"
#58
"Building cabinets is a breeze. The most important aspect is securing the face frames properly. I generally skip the glue, and take the savings from that, and double down on fasteners. That ain’t going nowhere!"
#59
"I always cut a sharp angle on my posts when doing handrails. This allows full bearing on the tip and plenty of room to expand! The best of both worlds! I always like to fill it with caulk and then sit back and watch her expand and contract!"
#60
"When building steps I like to cut my treads at least an inch shy! (But in reality the larger the gap the better!)This gives me room for expansion but more importantly I don’t scratch the stringer trying to squeeze in a tight tread. I make up the difference with some cedar shims which will not only outlast the treads but, also adds a touch of class to the deck. Not too much class; just the right amount!"
#61
"The customer was too tall for the current height of the shower head. They were talking about a full renovation but after I rittingered up this extension they were so impressed they paid me double my rate!"
Jon S. 6 years ago
This looks terrible but I was thinking of doing something very much like this to get some height on my shower head. Comfort over aesthetics every time!
BG 6 years ago
A handheld shower head screws right on, adds about 8" to the head height and costs $10.
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"I installed this smoke alarm a few years back. To save a few bucks, I didn’t install a battery. They were so happy with my work, they brought me back to install some trim! Unfortunately, it’s a dead giveaway that this thing hasn’t been detecting smoke. The customer said they would be back in the afternoon, so I have until then to crush a few packs of darts to make this blend!"
#63
"I can never stress the importance of a good layout. I always spend the extra time to get it right. I also try and use ancient Egyptian architecture wherever possible! I mean they built the pyramids thousands of years ago and they're still standing! In a few thousand years someone is gonna look at this deck and be like wow "greaseball" did a great job!"
#64
"I had to board this door up to prevent unauthorized access to the building. I cut the handle through just in case someone needed"
WilvanderHeijden 6 years ago
He wasn't lazy. Instead of taking of the door handle, he went out of his way to cut the handle through. Such dedication....
#65
"I had to think outside the box on this repair. I needed to maintain access here for my daily $4.25 fill-up at the gas station. Therefore caulk was not a viable option, good thing I had a roll of electrical tape left over from the last time I played electricon! This guarantees that the lid will remain closed, because I think we can all agree there ain’t a better tape on the market!"
#66
"This retaining wall had rotted away, so I stacked some bricks to keep the dirt at bay! I find it’s easier to caulk them together when you don’t offset the courses, and there ain’t nothing stronger than a pile of bricks!"
Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 6 years ago
oh god. I would love to see a photo after the next heavy rain or spring thaw.
RaroaRaroa 6 years ago
Oh, it's OK. You can see they left a drainage hole in the bottom right. That should do it. :-D
Load More Replies... #67
"Safety is my number one concern, I couldn’t sleep at night knowing a cover plate fell off; exposing the dangerous electrical terminals! I always opt for the 2” drywall screw to ensure a good solid connection! If you’re looking for extra grab, try the coarse threads instead of the fine threads!"
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Seabeast 6 years ago (edited)
Yes, exactly. I once lived in a place that had a lot of scary DIY projects done by the previous owner. Some people watch a few t.v. shows on renovation and feel qualified to do the work themselves based on that.
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Jackie James 6 years ago
No way is this from an Australian - "dart" is not common slang for a cigarette here, plus these are not Australian power points (electrical sockets), and we don't have "homedepot"!
Stacey Grant 6 years ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ajmp9l/where_did_the_term_dart_come_from_when_relating/
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Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 6 years ago (edited)
I find worrying the lack of duck tape on many of these 'creative' fixes
Jeff Diamond 6 years ago
My first house... It had so many problems, and a lot of them looked like this or weirder. Five layers of linoleum flooring piled up in the kitchen. Doors that couldn't physically open completely. A telephone in the bathroom. The bathroom sink 6 inches away from the toilet. A word piece of tin covering a gaping hole where three different roofs came together (and the original roof was underneath all of them). My wife and I took 5 years, learned how to fix everything the right way from my contractor brother, and did it all. We gutted the monstrosity, renovated it from the studs (and floor joists), and sold it for double our purchase price. That's how you fix a house, DIYers.
Jo Johannsen 6 years ago
This person is scary; if he ever decides to take over the world, he won't even need Pinky!
Catherine Stiteler 6 years ago
This guy is a genius. I haven't laughed so hard in awhile, my head hurts
Cocobronco 6 years ago
I'd guess this guy is most likely Canadian, not Australian. "Dart" is a pretty common slang term there and his name is pulled straight from The Trailer Park Boys, a fine example of Canadian TV comedy.
Seabeast 6 years ago (edited)
Yes, exactly. I once lived in a place that had a lot of scary DIY projects done by the previous owner. Some people watch a few t.v. shows on renovation and feel qualified to do the work themselves based on that.
Load More Replies... Jackie James 6 years ago
No way is this from an Australian - "dart" is not common slang for a cigarette here, plus these are not Australian power points (electrical sockets), and we don't have "homedepot"!
Stacey Grant 6 years ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ajmp9l/where_did_the_term_dart_come_from_when_relating/
Load More Replies... Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 6 years ago (edited)
I find worrying the lack of duck tape on many of these 'creative' fixes
Jeff Diamond 6 years ago
My first house... It had so many problems, and a lot of them looked like this or weirder. Five layers of linoleum flooring piled up in the kitchen. Doors that couldn't physically open completely. A telephone in the bathroom. The bathroom sink 6 inches away from the toilet. A word piece of tin covering a gaping hole where three different roofs came together (and the original roof was underneath all of them). My wife and I took 5 years, learned how to fix everything the right way from my contractor brother, and did it all. We gutted the monstrosity, renovated it from the studs (and floor joists), and sold it for double our purchase price. That's how you fix a house, DIYers.
Jo Johannsen 6 years ago
This person is scary; if he ever decides to take over the world, he won't even need Pinky!
Catherine Stiteler 6 years ago
This guy is a genius. I haven't laughed so hard in awhile, my head hurts
Cocobronco 6 years ago
I'd guess this guy is most likely Canadian, not Australian. "Dart" is a pretty common slang term there and his name is pulled straight from The Trailer Park Boys, a fine example of Canadian TV comedy.
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