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"War and Peas" is made by a two-headed squad hailing from the German-French border town Saarbrücken. Jonathan Kunz works as a lecturer at the local art school and Elizabeth Pich works as a freelance comic artist. Since 2011 they joined forces to publish comics together on the internet. Their comics often deal with unfulfilled desires and the tragedy of the modern human condition, featuring such characters as sassy robots, woeful ghosts, and highly-skilled dogs.

Their stories concentrate on observations of everyday life, with a pinch of black humour, often leading to a trenchant plot twist - and all in a four-panel-format. They encounter their characters with tenderness, at the same time focusing on their loneliness and hopeless inadequacy. Still highly underestimated in Germany, Pich and Kunz publish a new strip every week in a stoic calm, conquering the hearts of the international webcomic scene and making "War and Peas" to one of the most exciting and funniest webcomics in the world.

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#1

Life Is Pointless

Life Is Pointless

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    #2

    A Poem

    A Poem

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    Lucas Sauter
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the Poem reads: "Dumb Comic"

    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually incredible clever!

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    Marcos Zamarripa
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    01001100 01110101 01100011 01101011 01111001 00100000 01101110 01100101 01111000 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101001 01101101 01100101 00101110

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The poem reads: You are the the second piece to my circulatory chip and complete my emotions translator, or something like that

    Daria B
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest.... I'd actually fall for that. Seriously. I prefer geeky stuff.

    Gyozo Sarkozy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, i'm not the only one who decoded it. :D

    Emmanuel Christian
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm pretty sure there's a typo in the binary ... the typo is in the "i" letter

    Emmanuel Christian
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait ... why is there 75 numbers? .... it shoud be divisible by 8 ... wow ... this one is deep

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    #3

    Unholy Thoughts

    Unholy Thoughts

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    Shahan Bedrosian
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a sec... She says dudes only dudes? She's banging women

    Sara Fina
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They still need to bring in a male priest for the mass...

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    Richard Petch
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they all do if truth be known.

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    #4

    Good Friend

    Good Friend

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    Intensive Panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    george isn't a good friend if he isn't paying attention while you two hang out together

    Rambling Rapscallion
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friends don't let friends use Internet Explorer

    Fatemeh
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm using internet explorer right now! Poor Internet explorer is so forgiving to keep all this hatred literally "in" itself!

    Lilah Nations
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    see kids this is why you don't use internet explorer

    Khloe Ness
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me: hey-wait. do you like art? him: ye me: and horses? him: no me: we can not be freinds

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    #5

    Literally

    Literally

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    Jasmine Chen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    poor ghost,how will she put on make-up?

    Master Markus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the lack of hands would be the greater issue there.

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    Veronique Anketier
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I'm sure he/she doesn't feel sorry for scaring people either ;-)

    Jb Dean
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a ghost, not a vampire. Jeez, get your folklore straight, dude!

    Skunk Drunk
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I SEE what you mean. That existence would make you a GHOST of your former self...I'll leave now

    Christopher Chang
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally can't see. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoY2n9Jxm-c

    Miguelito Lodge
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No that's Vampires you know that's vampires

    Éléonore Havard
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😚 how to kiss a gost ?😗 tutoriels

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    #6

    It's All In Your Head

    It's All In Your Head

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    Mer
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My future Mr. He-Gets-Me right there.

    Aline Batista
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the boyfriend I'm looking for! Haha

    Lilah Nations
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok thats just sad but it has happened to me once or twice... a week

    Samantha Nelson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had this exact conversation before

    Jb Dean
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would've been funnier if he'd split the guys skull open and tried to climb in. Gross but funnier. 😉

    pearl dsouza
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with her right hand?? Guess someone was pre-occupied :D

    Sara Fina
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The necks. Where did they run off to?

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    #7

    What Is Love?

    What Is Love?

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    Mer
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Earworm in 3...2...aww, dangit...

    Debbie Johnson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    night at roxbury..get out of my head

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    #8

    Time Is Relative

    Time Is Relative

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    Marax
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wants to check out Karl's 'Bad' Cavern?

    Sgrsg
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least now we know what nature thinks of us.

    Lisa DeJarnette
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should think even worse. Considering how we have treated it.

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    Miguelito Lodge
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoiler Karl is mt St. Helens So that's what that was all about

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    #9

    Warm Meals

    Warm Meals

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    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a smartass, I need to remark that the meal blood-wise is not colder than one of a person on an artic expediton. The vampire rather seems to prefer his meal to be wet...

    Jb Dean
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't this be "hot" meals? 🤔

    Sara Fina
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least there are no clothes in the way...

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    #10

    Falling In Love

    Falling In Love

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    Intensive Panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this tongue looks like a popsicle

    Lizy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was more thinking he looked like a snowman with the tongue being a carrot for a nose you know

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    Tina
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still a better love story than Twilight

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    #11

    Perv

    Perv

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    Paweł Szczepański
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More interesting is why this cow has just two legs.

    Lilya
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the miller is sitting on a stool, therefore covering the two hind legs. And don't worry, it's not a real cow... 🙄

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    over opinionated
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've often wondered what the cows must feel when they get milked.

    Claire Mellusco
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relief I'd say, as they aren't milked as often as a calf would eat. (I speak from experience as a breastfeeding mum)

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    Lisa DeJarnette
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet thats exactly what cows are thinking. Lmao.

    Gregor Zamza
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    8 years ago

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    Cows' boobs look like penises. So confusing!

    Master Markus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh... either you haven't seen udders or a penis.

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    #12

    Free Hugs

    Free Hugs

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw come on! Wear some canvas flame retardant sturdy stuff n hug the lill guy!

    Veronique Anketier
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fight for your right to be hugged, buddy!

    KJC
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BUT SRSLY I MeAN GIVE THIS POOR cactus love !! I mean I would give him a hug, would you hugs?

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    #13

    Whoa

    Whoa

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    Andrew Ramirez
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gadzooks! (Whoa is too mainstream)

    Miguelito Lodge
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd it getting kinda meta in here or is it just me

    KJC
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry that was my kid 0.o

    KJC
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Panel 3 ILLUMANTI COMFIRMED

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    #14

    Howl

    Howl

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    Lauren Mitchell
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one had a weird beginning...ending was expected.

    YER A LIZARD, HARRY!
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait I thought it was supposed to be a wolf?

    Pi...
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That scene from "without a paddle" ;)

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    #15

    Printers

    Printers

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    Luke S.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they have a death star

    Derpy Bob
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their biggest mistake was accidentally printing the plans for it.

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    Claire Mellusco
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or save it! Go paperless earthling!

    #16

    Hacker Dog

    Hacker Dog

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    Luke S.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did he go to the pound or jail?

    Keilana Ferenczy
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    5 years ago

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    RHB
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jail if he. Went to the pound he could get adopted ! So doggy jail ? ( not the puns )

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    #17

    Robot

    Robot

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    Lorraine
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have no friends, so your last resort is to turn to a machine for love..

    Mystery
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol, robot trying to hide that he does not love him.

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    #18

    Stay Cool

    Stay Cool

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    KJC
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me I have a bad habit of like when a dog walks by, my parents have always told me "Kennedy! Always ASK if you can but the dog"-after u go to college and do t have parents bugging u as much as they used to- me: WOO-HOO petting dogs without asking then of course a few e.r's here and there. Since the age of 10 to age of 25

    KJC
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry AUTO CORRECt not "but" I meant "pet"

    #19

    Relevant

    Relevant

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    Daria B
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Pollon when she beat a multiheaded hydra with a mathematical question it could not solve.

    Banana Pundae
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In math once I had a worksheet that the teacher thought we would think was fun because it had apples on it

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like there's an equation missing? Or have I forgotten 12th grade calculus. :-(

    WhiteFox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but why is that so bad. besides knowledge is power ;)

    Miguelito Lodge
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't ya hate it when that happenes

    Cristi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh nooo! Calculus, what torture!!

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    #21

    Spooning

    Spooning

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    Christopher Chang
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends on whether you are having rice (goes with spoon) or steak (goes with fork).

    Nikolina Kalajdžić
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a hard fork life for us, It's a hard fork life for us, 'Stead of freedom, we get life, 'Stead of spooning, we get knifed

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    #23

    Booo

    Booo

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    #24

    How To Make Friends

    How To Make Friends

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    It's Caturday
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wth, God! Friends aren't supposed to cause internal damage and DEATH. Poor friend is like, hi! Oh, no....

    HappyFeet Beast
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that you needed a face sucker to get a chest burster

    Pobin Rice
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friends wouldn't kill you. She was still lonely.

    #25

    Stuck

    Stuck

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    someone...
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    said every girl with boobs ever

    Daniel Law
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    8 years ago

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    After looking at all of these, I think the 'panda' ought to stick to its day job.

    It's Caturday
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the Jake Likes Onions comic. Check it out!

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