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Gift giving is such an important part of the holiday season (thanks, capitalist society!) that it’s basically a blessing and a curse at the same time. As much joy as it was supposed to give, it often stresses us out to the point of a festive burnout. And instead of recharging our batteries, we fail the endurance test, numbing all this anxiety with one too many Cosmos.
Or, you just don’t take it seriously. In fact, there are people who refuse to play the safe card when giving gifts altogether as they take the absurdity to a whole new level. The result is some of the most hilarious Christmas gifts you’ve seen and some are so ingenious, it’s plain awesome. This time, Bored Panda combined a list of the things Santas-turned-trolls brought home this Christmas, so scroll down for your ultimate amusement.
Don’t forget to check out our previous posts with the funniest gifts here, here, and here. And if I were you, I’d get my notes ready—you never know when you're gonna need a new Christmas gift idea. Oh, in fact, you do—in 363 days.
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#1
For Christmas This Year, My 97-Year-Old Grammy Gave Us A Calendar With Photoshopped Pictures Of Herself For Each Month
Jessica Macklemoore 3 years ago
This is 1 of the best things ive ever seen. It might even be better than the calendar my friend Chris gave us all as a gift once where every month was a different "sexy" or "suave" photo of him in black and white with a different "hey girl" quote about how amazing it would be to date him. He's always called himself the Asian Ryan Gosling non ironically despite being terrible with women so it was basically the funniest s**t ever especially after we crossed out the quotes he put and changed them 2 be based off any of his idiotic dating rules instead- 4 ex we'd put "hey girl, I'll never let you down... unless you eat off my plate cuz Chris doesn't share his noodles!" That was a pretty normal 1, I cant even remember his more insane rules ATM since this happened 5 yrs ago & we dont speak since he stole his TV back from me after realizing I wasn't ever gonna be interested in him as more than a friend. Yea he is that kind of dude.
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#2
Goals
#3
The Way He Looks At Her
MSD 3 years ago
Not to downplay the incredible depths of love in this man's expression, but the reindeer in the background really adds to the moment for me - he's seems just as delighted as the rest of the audience!
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
About 5 years ago, my husband was working on a carburetor, and his ring caught on something and was pulled off his finger. It was bent, and in the place where it was caught, the gold was pulled and almost broken. I held on to it, and bought him one of those rubber rings as a placeholder. It was November when the ring got broken, and by the beginning of December, I found a jeweler who was willing to fix it. They. Did. An. Awesome. Job! They said we were lucky the near-break didn’t affect the engraving on the inside, and they didn’t need to add hardly any extra gold, so everything was intact and the ring looked like it had never been damaged. I found the original ring box my husband used to carry both rings on our wedding day, and put his ring in it, wrapped it, and stuck it in the bottom of his stocking. Should’ve seen how insanely happy he was to have his ring back. It had never left his finger before being damaged, and hasn’t left his finger since I had it fixed.
Joey Marlin 3 years ago
That's lovely. He must have been so touched. My spouse doesn't wear his for work at all as it could be dangerous (he's an electrician). So anyone who wants to take them off for working, that's okay too.
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Audra Baldwin 3 years ago
My husband lost his in Afghanistan 11 years ago and we have never replaced his. He is like your husband doesn't want a replacement.
Auntriarch 3 years ago
Mine lost his, but he felt undressed without it, so he had his late father's St Christopher pendant made into a new one. So it still has sentimental value
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Frozengeckolover 3 years ago
Aww! That is so sweet! I also love that they wrapped up items they already had so their daughter wouldn't be upset about them not getting gifts. That tells me that the daughter is loving, and precious too! Omg, my heart!
After being deprived of Christmas last year, with many people spending the holidays in their small social bubbles without their closest family members due to the worldwide pandemic, this year was a catch-up we were all looking forward to. The sheer joy of being able to hug your loved ones you haven’t seen for a long time is something that made it worth the wait.
Morgan Cue, the representative of Moonpig, shared a couple of insights with Bored Panda about how people celebrated Christmas this year. Because the pandemic put the world's Christmas spirit to the test, it became clear that nothing can ruin the long traditions of how we celebrate it. “Many individuals are now determined to celebrate the festive season and make up for lost time,” Morgan said.
#4
A+ Parent
ForgotMyPWSendHelp 3 years ago
The thought is nice, but alcohol isn't a good gift unless you know the person well enough to know they drink and will appreciate it. Otherwise, it could be a trigger for someone in recovery, especially if they have any trouble dealing with holidays.
Alex Luiz 3 years ago
As a teacher in the UK, it is very normal to receive alcohol. For some reason parents assume we all drink heavily. Any teacher who would struggle with this will have some kind of arrangement in place brought about by years of practice.
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Paula Marowsky 3 years ago
Tell you hate your child without saying you truly despise and hate them
Jessica Macklemoore 3 years ago
That's fantastic and totally something I'd do. Now I know a ton of teachers and yea most or many of them are stressed as hell and drink kinda a lot so they would love this but alcohol isnt really the best gift 4 a group of people you dont know well cuz u run the real risk of that being a worthless gift 2 some of them. What if the person is a recovering alcoholic or just doesnt drink? I dunno, id be really worried about giving alcohol 2 someone who may be trying 2 quit or is in recovery.
Imogene Cargeaux 3 years ago
This is funny af. But make sure the people you're gifting alcohol too aren't in recovery. N if you're not sure, don't risk it. Just be mindful of this, that's all I'm trying to say. Im a recovering addict n I can't tell you how many times people gift me bottles of Jack for my bday/Xmas. Even though I've been in recovery for over 9yrs, I'm very vocal/open about it. I don't mind if others drink around me. But I do NOT keep alcohol in my home. I used opiates n had an intense love for whiskey, alcohol wasn't my DOC but it was a huge trigger. I'd have a few shots n then immediately wanna get high.. so I had to cut it all out to stay away from hard s**t.. but apparently ppl either think it's funny, they don't listen to me when I say I don't/can't drink (despite them being in my family n visiting me in rehab/knowing my past) or they just don't give a s**t n don't care to put thought into a real gift (or just not get me one at all which would be better!) that won't trigger me.
Tina B 3 years ago
These people are not your friends! They seem to want you off the wagon.
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#5
My Dad Couldn’t Breathe When He Handed Me This
#6
My Grandma Said She Only Got Me Pizza For Christmas
Autumn 3 years ago (edited)
My late uncle used to do this and announce "special order! No sauce , no cheese, Just DOUUGHHH!"
moose man 3 years ago
My grandparents literally got each of us 3 kids $350. I counted mine as soon as a got it, and I was surprised that it just kept going. 50, 100, 150, 200, 210, 220, 230, 240, 250… and so on. They didn’t want us to tell our parents, which is understandable with the amount they gave us.
Amy Stone-Chandler 3 years ago
It's 45 in bills..I think? I'm Candian..our money is much easier to distinguish. You know you counted! ;)
Elizabeth H. 3 years ago
I think it's 43. Each of the outside ones are 1$ and the inside slice dividers are 5$, but I didn't count the coins bc that requires a lot of effort
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Moonpig has recently done an illuminating study into what Christmas traditions are the most popular in 2021. The data collected in this study was based on a survey on Christmas preparation time. The survey took place in October 2021 and questioned 1,007 UK adults. “Whether your favorite Christmas film is Elf, Home Alone or the Grinch, Christmas movies have found their place as a Christmas tradition, with 17% of respondents looking forward to grabbing the popcorn and getting cosy on the sofa this year,” Morgan said.
Meanwhile, the most prevalent festive traditions are somewhat expected—spending time with family (28%) and eating Christmas dinner (25%). However, people seem to have become less excited with age-old traditions like putting a pie out for Father Christmas (4%) and kissing under the mistletoe (2%).
#7
For Christmas, My Mom Got My Dog And I Matching Pajamas
Katy McMouse 3 years ago
The PJ's are awesome, but what is driving me crazy is that yellowish green thing to the right. I've blown it up and even tried looking at it upside down. Someone please tell me what that is.
Monica Leigh 3 years ago
So I found out that it's a muscle hook. Never heard of them before.
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#8
My Niece Told Me This Was Her Favorite Christmas Present
Yort 3 years ago
I didn’t know that about tequila! Can I buy this book even though I don’t know this guy?
John C 3 years ago (edited)
uhhh... that's not true about Tequila. At all. I'm on the fence about crapping all over this nice post or letting the misinformation ride. :( Ethyl alcohol is ethyl alcohol, period. It's a CNS depressant, period. There is no upper.
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Id row 3 years ago
Tequila is an upper? No wonder I was able dance all night until I fell in a vent.
Jessica Macklemoore 3 years ago
That's awesome!!! If I made something like that for my neices my sister would strangle me lol
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago
Wow, who would have thought that tequila is an upper? I’ll tell that to my idiotic university self that spent half the night writhing in agony on the cold bathroom 🚽 floor praying to the porcelain god to end my pain and suffering after drinking more tequila shots than I care to remember. Garret does sound like a load of fun though.
#9
One Of My Best Friends Just Gave Me This Blanket For Christmas. I Had To Take A Picture With The Featured Star
Amy Stone-Chandler 3 years ago
Do NOT take psychedelics with this blanket! Might want to lay off kitties catnip too 😆
Joey Marlin 3 years ago
I think it would give me a migraine... but I'm happy for them!
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#10
Last Year I Forgot To Get Batteries For My Niece’s Toy So This Year She Got Me This
Vasana Phong 3 years ago
I’ve always been mindful of grabbing batteries to go with the toy, but man, have you seen the price on the batteries? It’s more than the toy at times, guess who’s getting cash
Amy Stone-Chandler 3 years ago
I ALWAYS buy batteries if the gift requires them. Don't ever give toys without them folks! Costs parents a fortune
Jean Peterson 3 years ago
Well good for you, heaven forbid parents like myself actually plan ahead for the unexpected and have batteries on hand. Oh yeah and that small part about, wait what is it? ...oh yeah be THANKFUL for the gifts that are received!
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#11
I Made These Ornaments For All The Members Of My Family For Christmas. Merry Plaguemas
Wandaluzt 3 years ago
And you're trying to reply to someone who posted this on Reddit in 2020. They aren't going to see your reply.
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Wandaluzt 3 years ago
You night want to ask them on Reddit where they posted it in 2020. They aren't going to see this.
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Amy Stone-Chandler 3 years ago
You REALLY need to start a business if you haven't already! I will buy from you! Great job!
#12
My Wife Is Way Too Amused At My Sister's Gift To Me
Frozengeckolover 3 years ago
I love it! It insults the brother, and compliments the sister-in-law at the same time. Lol.
#13
I Turned A Picture Of My Labrador Pooping Into A Puzzle, Gave It To My Dad For Christmas As A White Elephant Gift
He put it together, framed it, and gave it back to me. That’s what Christmas is all about.
GoddessOdd 3 years ago
For next year, I think you need to figure out a way to give it back to him... fancier frame, maybe, or make it look like an oil painting.
Jessica Macklemoore 3 years ago
This list is giving me so many great gift ideas! My entire life Ive had trouble deciding on gifts 4 my dad cuz theres only so many ties and coffee gifts u can give a man and as an adult, he has plenty of money whereas I'm broke so its not like I'm ever gonna be able 2 buy him something he wants but wont just get 4 himself. Ive tried being slightly creative in the past like having his name put on something but that was the best I could come up with. He loves jokes tho so yea, this list is gonna come in handy! So glad I clicked on this article!
#14
My Brother Got Our Mammy This Toilet Brush For Christmas. It Was By Far Her Favorite Present
Joe Reaves 3 years ago
For the idiot getting all offended mammy is simply the way the Irish say mommy. I realise it has other connotations in the USA, but, newsflash, the world has more countries than just the USA in it.
Hanna Sofia 3 years ago
i wasn't offended, but looking through the comments to see if someone said what it means, so thank you! :) / not a native english speaker
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Amy Stone-Chandler 3 years ago
I couldn't even have this in my house. Regardless if it's cleaning the shitter or not
Virtually Fabulous 3 years ago
but why would you try to clean the crap off the toilet with another piece of crap??
RedMarbles 3 years ago
Fascinating all the defenders of the 45th president. It's interesting how seldom the comments for him or against Biden seem to reference anything specific, though, that makes them feel the former was great and the latter is destroying the country.
*me* 3 years ago
I’m sorry? Did trump encourage insurrection? Yes. Did he get impeached more than any other president for abuse of power and attempted voter fraud? Yes. Has Trump completely embarrassed the United States on the global stage? Yes. And how is Biden destroying the country, seriously
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Walking On Sunshine 3 years ago
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Fun-Gag-Toy-Trump-Toilet-Brush-/185118700068?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49286&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0
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Shirtception - My Favorite Gift Every Year From My Brother. We’re Now At Level 8
Steve Barnett 3 years ago
This is the kinda thing that I'd expect Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman would do.
Elsker 3 years ago
How long does that cap last?? It's either mighty durable he's saving it for special moments?...
Cyd Charisse 3 years ago
Once he gets the shirt, he just has to take a posed photo of himself in it, then it's done. The photo is transferred onto a new shirt.
Load More Replies... Amy Stone-Chandler 3 years ago
I saw this q couple years ago!! I weirdly think about it every Xmas haha
Kiki’sNotLookingBack 3 years ago
No it’s his brother they are not a couple
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#16
Christmas Card For The Cat
Steve Barnett 3 years ago
You just know she's going to go straight to her dealer to get more catnip.
elloelloello 3 years ago
Our cat has her own stocking this year, with dreamies, a few toys and a gift voucher to a pet shop. We spoil her and she loves it
#17
My Brother Collects “Action Figures”, I’m Going To Surprise Him For Christmas With This Work Of Art
Jaclyn Ciocco 3 years ago
That must have cost a lot. I have been looking for one. They are pricey
#18
My Wife Accidentally Called Wrapping Paper “Rapper Paper” In The Car The Other Day. I Understood The Assignment
#19
Christmas Card For My Girlfriend, She Wasn't Impressed
Julie C Rose 3 years ago
People who make those kinds of jokes often pretend that their recipient was unamused for additional comedy value. I wouldn’t worry.
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dale-harriet rogovich 3 years ago
She's impressed. I'd bet you my whole tea budget she's showing it to EVERYONE and telling the rest about it. Your local historical society might want it as an "artifact of the times".
Brian Bennett 3 years ago
And it follows as the night the day - funny and very romantic at the same time!
#20
I Asked My Husband To Take On Some Christmas Cards This Year. My Sister Just Sent Me This Picture Of What He Wrote
g vnhtsm 3 years ago
Dude is a repeat offender! Breaks in every year, no matter how good security gets.
Load More Replies... ForgotMyPWSendHelp 3 years ago
Key word "spirits," because I'm guessing he was drunk when he wrote this😂
Load More Replies... Wang Zhuang 3 years ago
After I read "merry merry cheer pow bang!" my tear ducts overflowed and my body guffawed for about 5 minutes :D
Raena Celis 3 years ago
"Submit to the cheer cheer." I need to borrow that for my next Christmas greeting.
#21
My Future Mother-In-Law Made Me This Shirt For Christmas. I Love It. Even Has A Pocket
Lauren Caswell 3 years ago
The dark side has flair! I would love a dress made out of this fabric!
#22
Oliver Got A Christmas Gift
Janice Parks 3 years ago
Wanna do another pandemic year? Wadya say? Next year we can get matching sockies!
#23
Apparently, I Said I Wanted An Ugly Christmas Sweater And I Completely Forgot That I Said It. But My Sister Remembered, And She Got Me One, And I Have To Smile
Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago
"Adorkable". I will remember this word, and try to use it ASAP.
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VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 3 years ago
I got a shark ring for Christmas, it’s pretty cool
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My Mom Got Me Super Mario Sheets For Christmas
I'm 22 and have been living in my own apartment for 4 years, so I looked confused and disappointed. She said "What? It's not like anyone else is going to see your sheets" and now I don't know if that was ignorance, an insult or innocence...
Walking On Sunshine 3 years ago
Honey, when I was 45 years old I found a pair of king size Kermit the frog sheets, brand new, at a garage sale for five dollars. You bet your sweet bippy I took them home!
Jo Johannsen 3 years ago
I had a set of Kermit sheets for years as an adult. Loved them!
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Amy Stone-Chandler 3 years ago
I made my son replace his Mario bedding at 18. Not because he was 18. It's because children's bedding is not comfortable or soft! 20+years ago when I 1st met his father in person, he had return of the Jedi sheets on his WATERBED haha.
Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
I am 42 and in winter I sleep either with llamas or with skiing penguins on my sheets and in summer with the sheets from IKEA for children, you know, the ones with comic tigers and lions and the like. And it doesn't matter who else is going to see my sheets!!!
Batwench 3 years ago
If their partner doesn’t appreciate that bedding then they are not the one.
dale-harriet rogovich 3 years ago
You've precisely got it - that's one VERY clever mom.
Load More Replies... Tina Harnish 3 years ago
Yeah. You're 22. Doesn't mean you have to stop enjoying the things you've enjoyed in the past.
Travis Fox 3 years ago
Well dude you do have car themed curtains. Maybe she was just taking a clue from your established "adult" style
#25
Christmas Present From The Brother-In-Law Who Is A Fabricator. There Is No Trick, It Doesn’t Come Out
Grant Barke 3 years ago
You're a castaway on an island with no modern tools and this washes up on the beach one day. What do?
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Marco Conti 3 years ago
The liquor inside kept it cool. I am more interested in how he kept the label from burning up (I used to work with glass)
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Auntriarch 3 years ago
Solution - hand to brother in law saying, open this for me will you petal
UncleRussian 3 years ago
Hmmm, I think if you cut off the exposed cork there horizontally you'll be able to take it out
Fus 3 years ago
That's not cork. It's the plastic lid. Source. Man who has drunk way to many of those bottles.
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Lisa Evans 3 years ago
LMAO. (I wonder if they've tried rotating the bottle to unscrew the cap. It looks like there might be clearance on the sides to allow for this, but it all depends on how much room is above the cap and if it floats freely withing the upper pipe.)
#26
My Parents Got My Cardboard Cutout Tonight, For My First Christmas Away From Home
I work in COVID facilities in dementia care. I'm not even an hour from them but it feels like light-years.
Poultry Geist 3 years ago
Looks great ! I would hope if someone made a cardboard cutout of me it would be this great !
Otter 3 years ago
I'm another healthcare worker, who's back to avoiding in-person contact with loved ones... until I see how the latest surge goes. So far, it's nothing but unvaccinated persons in the ICU.
Panda Mona 3 years ago
I´m so sorry but also full of respect for the work you are doing
Load More Replies... Dorothy Parker 3 years ago
What a darling family. With their support she was cut out for that kind of work. Guffaw.
PKMN Trainer Link 3 years ago
My sister worked Christmas Eve, but I was so proud of her (she's a nurse)!
Dorothy Parker 3 years ago
And she is much admired and appreciated. A great year ahead for you both!
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#27
I Was Gifted 5 Pounds Of Unshelled Pistachios For Christmas
Nicole Tomme 3 years ago
That either took a lot of effort or cost a lot of money. Or they are just nuts.
Stannous Flouride 3 years ago
The word for things removed from their shells is "shelled." Calling them "unshelled" means they were left in the shell. I know it's weird but that's English for you. Sort of the way flammable and inflammable both mean something that will burn.
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
I wish I wasn't allergic to both pistachios and honey now!
Load More Replies... Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago
Pistachio muffins, pistachio ice cream, vanilla matcha pistachio bread, pistachio pancakes...
#28
We Exchanged Mugs For Christmas And Got Our Friend One With A Meme She Made Of Her Husband
EP 3 years ago
Easy to say. Hard to do. My evil cat died at 19 and I said to myself that I will not do that again since she put me through too much for a very long time. I lasted 24 hours tops and then had a new cat and I obsess over him like I did the evil one. I still loved her so much even tho she was spicy! I just did more research this time and picked a cat breed known to have an easy temperament. Animal lovers can’t be stopped, not even by their own promises or reason! lol
HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago
A friend and I went to Dunnet Head, Scotland, which is the most Northern town in Scotland.He took his boots off and I took a picture because the beach was covered in snow. I had that picture put on a mug that said, "Been there, Dunnet."
#29
I Just Found The Perfect Christmas Present For My Husband. He’s Going To Hate It
I always pester my husband to eat bananas for his leg cramps. I tried to get him to eat one last night when he was watching Netflix. He was already irritated as every movie suggestion starred Nicholas Cage and he doesn’t like him.
Robertson Shinnick 3 years ago
Re. the now-hidden reply that says it’s stupid: of COURSE it’s stupid! That’s what makes it an epic gag gift. And as gag gifts go, it’s brilliant!
Melissa Boatman Linebaugh 3 years ago
“Eaaatttt mmmooorrreee bbbaaannnaaannnaaasss…”
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#30
I Recently Told My GF About My Love For '80s Glam Shots. I Wasn't Prepared For Her Christmas Gift
WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago
The cats do look glamorous, don't know what happened with the middle part of the photo.
#31
We Celebrated Xmas Late. This Was My Gift From My Brother. He Really Does Get Me
David Martin 3 years ago
I got this for someone as well a couple years ago, for her birthday. She loved it; She, herself, is strange and unusual
#32
My Husband Posing With The Pillow I Had Made For Him Of Our Cat For Christmas
Auntriarch 3 years ago (edited)
I was thinking "Say what?! You gonna die"
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#33
Friend Of Mine Is A Welder, Here's His Present For His Boss
Marco Conti 3 years ago
Is this some kind of trend I never knew about? In my days we used to drink the stuff and replaced it with iced tea. We weren't idiots.
Nicole Tomme 3 years ago
Talent. I took welding and HATED it. Foundry is worse but still. Respect.
#34
One Of My Husband's Gifts Wasn't Going To Ship On Time So I Improvised On The Delivery
Samira Peri 3 years ago
404 is specifically "not found". What you want is something different, or maybe your server is confugured incorrectly.
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ForgotMyPWSendHelp 3 years ago
Lol, love the added touch of the confused Vincent Vega in a gift box.
Amy Stone-Chandler 3 years ago
My mom prints pictures from the website and gives us those if late lol
Brian Bennett 3 years ago
Wouldn't an empty box with a hand written note like IT's Commin sometime!
Jessica Julian 3 years ago
I just screenshot the gift, then get a 4"x6" picture of it, then wrap that.
#35
My Daughter Gave My Son A Signed Picture Of Herself For Christmas
#36
Some Of You Out There May Recall That In 2016 I Played An Excellent Christmas Prank On My Long-Suffering Dad. It Worked A Treat
Matej Vrščaj 3 years ago
My dear father loved my Kinder egg and changed the chocolate one, which he ate, for real one that went to me as very appreciated treat.
WiTchY_WoMaN 3 years ago
This is so funny... My mom and I just made some cake pops, and we made one with a brussel sprout that we're gonna give to my brother!
#37
Years Ago, My Sister And Mom Started An “Ugly Ornament” Exchange Each Xmas
They’d try to find the ugliest ornaments they could and give one to each other. It’s been hysterical to see what they come up with each year. I present to you a thread... starting with a TV Dinner.
ForgotMyPWSendHelp 3 years ago (edited)
You can buy a few of these at Michael's. They have some pretty interesting ornaments.
Load More Replies... Goth mouse (they/them) 3 years ago
I love weird christmas decorations! 😂 i have cartons of soya milk this year 🤣
ForgotMyPWSendHelp 3 years ago
Am I the only one who read this one as "48 years ago" at first? (It's at #48 currently on the list.)
#38
This Has Appeared Under The Christmas Tree
RedMarbles 3 years ago
Not your fault - no way you'd know if you hadn't seen Squid Game.
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Lisa Yario 3 years ago
Family regifting treasure! Who has the nerve to open it? Will it start to smell weird? Will it begin to leak? Who gets it next year?
#39
I Made My Own Christmas Cards This Year. Thought I'd Get To The Point
Emerald Fallow 3 years ago
You're being sarcastic. (referring to your name)
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#40
I Once Implied That I Like Subway. Everyone I Know Got Me One Of These For Xmas. I Now Have $250 Worth
Bethan Coleman 3 years ago
Gift them to a volunteer or charity organisation if you have too many.
Bob Belcher 3 years ago
I did this for 2 years straight with Jo's A Bank gift cards. Every birthday, Christmas or anything I asked for a Jo's A Bank gift card starting my Junior year of college. By time I graduated I had nearly $1,200 in gift cards. Waited for them to have one of their massive Christmas sales and went in and bought a Platinum Italian suit and talked the sales person into giving me a free tie to go with it. Wore that suit only twice before I grew out of it. Once when I graduated and once to a job that shifted me from customer service to the finance industry. Don't care if I only wore it twice. I still have it and it accomplished exactly what I wanted it to.
Rosemary Paul 3 years ago
I know the prices of Jo's A Banks around here, so those cards were a generous gift. I'm happy for you that the cards didn't have an end by date like the Macy's cards I had.
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Annie Bieber 3 years ago
My Mom said she wanted a bottle of Baileys for Xmas some years ago...simular situation! 😁
Demongrrrrl 3 years ago
A recent analysis of Subway's turkey showed that there is, in fact, no turkey in it.
Ozymandias73 3 years ago
I remember some time ago, I loved Reece's cups. oh dear lord...my wife at the time got me a 2lb package of minis. One friend got me 5 Big Cups. Another got me a big pack of regular 2 packs. Needless to say, I didn't eat those for awhile.
#41
Gift Of "Cold Hard Cash"
Chris Scritchfield 3 years ago
I regret to inform you that your assets have been ..... Frozen. If that pun makes you mad you really need to ... Let it go!
Amy Stone-Chandler 3 years ago
Canadian bills are a plastic material. They would likely crack :)
#42
I Bought This From Goodwill For $1 And Definitely Saving It To Gift My Brother On X-Mas
Lauren Caswell 3 years ago
I guess [Insert person you dislike] had to sell their prized possession
Yort 3 years ago
(Person I dislike) would never get rid of the awards honoring his greatness, no matter what they said.
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GoddessOdd 3 years ago
Add this card: Wherever I go, Whatever I do, I always find something that reminds me of you.
#43
I Made These For My Man The First Year We Were Together For Christmas
Nicole Tomme 3 years ago
Perfect to avoid stubbing toes. Terrible if you have a playful cat or dog. Hope they squeak. Pew pew.
Donna Kerr 3 years ago
Very well done......but there should be an ugly slipper completion along with ugly Christmas sweaters lol
#44
Started Wrapping Christmas Presents Early This Year. Thought You All Would Enjoy
Sharon Jackson 3 years ago
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#45
My Wife Asked For Christmas Presents Under 2 Euro
WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago
Most of the shops won't even accept 1 and 2 eurocent coins any more. Even 400 coins have a value under 2 Euros.
Betsy herlihy 3 years ago
Are those Pennies? Or do euros look like pennies? Never seen one so sincerely curious
#46
As A New(Ish) Homeowner, I Asked My Parents For Some Yard Equipment For Christmas. They Had Me Guessing About This One All The Way Until The End
Brian Bennett 3 years ago
I'm not sure what it is but it could probably use a motor I see a wheel!
#47
My Brother-In-Law And I Each Got Each Other Adidas Tracksuits For Christmas
Bon Ofasitch 3 years ago
These are not track suits, these are actually Russian business men suits.
Natasha V 3 years ago
Well, that would be a 2/10 squat in my Slav books ☹️ 1 point for the tracksuits and 1 point for the heels touching ground. No vodka in the picture, no cigarette, the kitchen looks too fancy and there’s no carpet on the wall. Definitely western spies!
Katherine Stevens 3 years ago
Lol the slav squat. I squat like this cause it keeps my ankles from hurting and my feet from going numb.(I have skinny ankles)
Valinka 3 years ago
squat-like-a-slav, slavs love adidas suits and love to squat...
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#48
Best Christmas Gift Ever
Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago
I want to know back story behind this. Seems like an interesting story.
Mavis Movenpicker 3 years ago
Click on the link bottom left, tells it there
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Will Young 3 years ago (edited)
Got this off the internet: Gave this to my Grandfather today. He’s 89 and in the 35 years I’ve been working in the shop with him unscrewing this hose and hose bib was the first thing I’ve seen him not be able to do. I did encourage him with Lefty Lucy once but given the look on his face, the pipe wrench in his hand and that his forearms are bigger than Pop eyes; I only dared say it once lol! When I was 8 we got him a license plate frame that read “Grandpa can fix anything”, so the words are purposely chosen. He hung it in the shop.
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I Had An Iasip Blanket Made For My Husband For Christmas It Was Delivered Today And I Am Obsessed With How It Came Out
Little Miss Betty 3 years ago
I had to Google it. "it's always sunny in Philadelphia"
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MT 3 years ago
Try here https://www.collage.com/v/214106023.2r2t2lphn7?from=cart
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#50
Husband Asked For A Mousepad For Christmas. So Got Him One With My Face Put In Images, Think It Turned Out Nice
Vicky Zar 3 years ago
Then I don't know any "usual" gamers. My husband and I have no mousepad at all right now and for a long time I did not need one, as I was using a track ball. I've never seen such a huge one before.
Load More Replies... DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
This is soo cool! If I were married and got this I'd be ecstatic.
#51
My Daughter Is Obsessed With Horses, But I Obviously Can't Afford To Buy Her One. Bought Her A Gift Card For Riding Lessons And Wrapped It Like This
Me 3 years ago
Awesome. :) Horses are ridiculously expensive. It's not just all the obvious expenses but the unexpected costs.
Fat Harry 3 years ago
Well... Now you see I used to say I was lucky because my horse was cheap to keep. Doesn't wear shoes so the farrier is infrequent and cheap, spends most of his time in the field, so we don't buy much food, doesn't get sick, so we only have routine vet visits (jabs, etc)... Until this year he got laminitis and it's cost me over £2000 in medical and farrier expenses so far to get him almost back to normal again. So yes, very much those unexpected costs!
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Louise Stange-Wahl 3 years ago
My first word was "horsie" and I collected horse statues (some very valuable now) and my parents saw that I started riding lessons when I was about 8. I was in heaven. I did very well in shows and my instructors said I really needed my own horse (thank you!). The deal was, I had to pay for the board (back then just $15 a month.). I made a fortune for a kid exercising other stable boarders' horses. Got my first horse (actually two...she had a baby!), at 14 and they were with me until ages 35 and 30. By that time, I owned my own farm. Now at age 60+ I own a wonderful little ranch in New Mexico, and of course, have my Arabian horses...so you see, being certain your kids are active with horses keeps them out of mischief, and it is a life-long passion that you will never ever regret! Here is a photo of me taken in 1966 with Marti, my dear first horse. Horse rescues are ALWAYS looking for horse-loving volunteers. I can guarantee there is one near your home! Horses are angels! Marti-and-...aca0c2.jpg 
#52
The Sweatshirt A Coworker Gifted Me For Christmas
#53
My Daughter Crocheted Me A Blanket For Xmas - I Think I Corrupted Her
Maisie Anderson 3 years ago
THAT'S MY BLANKET!!! I MADE THAT FOR MY MUM LAST YEAR! So cool to see it here!
cb !!! 3 years ago
that's so neat! i might be out of the loop here but is it something to do with that one minecraft youtube guy?
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#54
My Mom Works With Dachshund Rescue, This Is One Of Her Xmas Gifts, Hahaha
#55
Told My Family Not To Get Me Anything, So They Put This On My Present
#56
My Brother Got A Shirt For Christmas
#57
My Parents Are Trolls
Last gift I got from them. Two spray bottles with money in them. Each bill folded into a football (American).
My dad said he looked at multiple types of bottles so he could get the bulls in but they would be a challenge to get out. I was instructed I couldn’t smash the bottles. So I didn’t. Tedious but not difficult. Only needed tweezers a couple of times.
$100 total. Love my parents. We enjoy trolling one another when we can, but especially at Christmas.
Wang Zhuang 3 years ago
I'm upvoting this post simply because they gave her $2 bills. When I was still living stateside, I made it my mission to spend as many $2 bills as possible when I went to stores. Many people wrongly think they're rare and hoard them. All you have to do is go to the bank and exchange other bills for them.
Amanda Nolting 3 years ago
Having worked at the bank I can tell you, most banks don't actually carry $2 bills. We can order them through Fed and have a stash on hand. But usually they just sit in vaults because no one ever wants them so banks won't usually carry them.
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#58
Further Evidence My Wife's Boss Has A Sense Of Humor. This Is Her Christmas Card
Hayden Hammond 3 years ago
I just want to know if the down votes are from people that don't realize this is a reference to the virgin birth of Jesus or if they're from people that do realize it's about the virgin birth of Jesus...
#59
Built My Wife A Snowman Out Of Her Presents 2.0
Kiki’sNotLookingBack 3 years ago
I almost thought the head was toilet paper. Now that would be really valuable.
#60
My Mom Got Me The Nicholas Cage Pillow For Christmas
#61
12 Years In, I Just Got The Best Christmas Present From One Of My Students
StormWolf 3 years ago
"those who can't do..." 😜 Jk of course teachers effing rock (mostly) and touch our lives for infinitely longer than they are in them. I'm almost 44 and still have tons of great memories of the teachers who inspired and encouraged me
RandomHumanBean 3 years ago
yeah! most of my teachers are nice (except mr. herman and the pe teachers)
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My Spouse Told Her Mother That I Collect Silver Spoons For Tasting Food While I Cook. My Christmas Present Just Arrived
Bethan Coleman 3 years ago
Time to start checking the hallmarks just in case there is something old/valuable in that lot.
Summer Mason 3 years ago
You realize how much money you have sitting there if they are all 100% silver?
#63
When You And Your Husband Have Great Taste
Together for 8 years and it finally happened, we bought each other the same thing!
#64
Science Teacher Secret Santa 3 Years In A Row
#65
The Way I Wrapped My Boyfriend's Christmas Present
Ozymandias73 3 years ago
Makes Charlie Brown's tree look like a masterpiece
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april jenkins 3 years ago
definitely creeper. my 5yo son said so as well..
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Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago (edited)
Top most box has eyes and mouth drawn on it so this can only be one thing, a Creeper.
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Happy Christmas. Only 72 Hours Left Of Downloading To Play The Game He Got For Christmas This Morning
Devil's Advocate 3 years ago
This is the frustration of kids who buy legitimate games that are shipped out before they're actually finished so the first thing that happens is a huge update download
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Jill Tremblay 3 years ago
Oh God forbid ! He might have to - I don't know - go outside and get some fresh air for a while?
#67
My Brother Is A Dentist And That’s What I Got From Him For Christmas (To His Credit, The City Was In Lockdown)
Wang Zhuang 3 years ago
The poster should score an A+ at the next dental appointment. No excuses
#68
My Friends Sent Me A Christmas Card With Their Kid's Foot On It. I Don't Have A Kid, So This Is What They're Getting Back
Francis 3 years ago
for a second i thought it would be something else while i scrolled down...
Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago
Not gonna lie. I also, thought that for a second.
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Nurichwersonst 3 years ago
I would love to see their faces when they realise that this is your footprint 🤣🤣🤣
#69
Just Got This As A Secret Santa Gift At Work. Colleague Knew I Was A Seinfeld Fan And Photoshopped This Existing By Pic With My Wife. Gold Jerry. Gold
#70
Someone Is Not Excited About Their Gift
#71
Every Year My Husband Adds One Outrageous Gift To His Christmas List. This Year Was A $1k Pair Of Metallic Sneakers. My Mom Delivered With These Customized "New Balance-Iagas"
He loves them.
Aahzmandus Pervect 3 years ago
I am not afraid to admit, I don't know what the hell is going on here.
Walking On Sunshine 3 years ago
Wait so she bought the $1000 shoes or she painted new balance shoes? I'm confused.
Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago
I think they’re custom New Balances. Definitely not Balenciagas.
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#72
What Do I Have Here? Found This While Moving, My Little Brother Got It For Me Back In 2014 As A Gag Christmas Gift. Ahead Of His Times
#73
My Wife Knows Me So Well She Accidentally Got Me The Same A Christmas Gift Two Years In A Row
Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago
Worse. She doesn’t even care enough to remember what she got for him last year.
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#74
I Wonder What My Parents Got Me For Christmas
ErrorGamer2000 3 years ago
The fact that it is wrapped with such straight lines shows some real skill.
#75
Really Proud Of My Kids’ Teachers’ Christmas Gifts This Year. We Embraced The 2020 Theme
Willem Hunse 3 years ago
At first I thought it was a full size garbage bin and was like "those Jolly ranchers are huge!"
#76
My Husband Surprised Me With The Most Perfect Late Christmas Gift
#77
Me And My Girlfriend Got Each Other The Exact Same Gift For Christmas
#78
So I Asked My Wife To Get Me The SNES Mini For My Christmas Present. Should Have Specified It More Clearly
It was also accompanied with a note: “I know you like to play with something small”. Hahaha, luckily she also hid my real present in another box.
#79
I Buy Nan A Slab (Case) Of Beer Every Xmas. It's The Only Present We'll Buy Anyone Each Year Guaranteed To Be What They Want. Merry Christmas Everyone
#80
My Dogs Christmas Present Every Year
#81
Created This Mini A.W.E.S.O.M.- O As A Joke Gift For My Dad On X-Mas
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago
What an amazing and incredible robot….I was just wondering, is it by chance... A PLEASURE model
#82
Wrapped My Dad’s Christmas Gift Last Night
Lisa Samuelson 3 years ago
This made me cry because my father just passed away this morning and he would have LOVED THIS!!
#83
My Evil Present To My Son
#84
I Got My Girl A Switch, Headphones, And A Book On Toasts. She Got Me A Shirt That Says “I Lose Weight” In Japanese. Merry Xmas Everyone
J. Normal 3 years ago
SOMETIMES people are just a bit clueless (love my husband -1st Christmas I got a set of canisters from the drugstore after I went absolutely nuts on his gifts). Other times they are just extremely "frugal". This is a pink flag.
Zaza 3 years ago (edited)
And sometimes you just have to be clear about what you want, quite literally. Your s/o is not clearvoyant (I assume). Just because you "go absolutely nuts" doesn't mean they can magically read your hints. Tell them, literally, word for word, what you want and expect of them. Maybe they are a little bit cluesless, but mostly you are the jerk for complaining after not having been very clear about your expectations
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Scofield Leung 3 years ago
gave my crush $1250+ for a luxury bag (I couldn't afford full price, could only subsidize her). And she's not even my girlfriend
Dodo 3 years ago
Dude, please don't do that. You're worth more, and this community will tear you to shreds.
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#86
I Got A PS5 For Christmas This Year
Renee Kamphuys 3 years ago
We all chipped in for my bf's ps5 for his birthday last year. He got a receipt and a cake with a picture of a ps5 on it ;). Ps5 came back in stock 2 months later lol
alice in nowhereland 3 years ago
Once i got a box with a picture of a camera and on it was written "you're not getting this until monday lol"
#87
I Got A Friggin Bread Pillow For An Early Christmas Gift
Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago
Did anyone else smelled freshly baked bread aroma while looking at this even though you are no where near any bread?
VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 3 years ago
Sooo I have a friend named Breadd, and I so wanted him for the gift exchange we did at my co-op, because I would have gotten him this :D sadly I did not get him though
#90
Me And The Guys Got Matching Pajamas Last Christmas, Hope It’s Not Too Late To Share
#91
Some Gifts From Grandma And Grandpa Respectively
April Stephens 3 years ago
I'm not positive I understand, but I think they can't play that game on that console. It's nothing against Silent Hill, it's just that it's a game for Play Station, but the other thing is an Xbox.
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My Now Wife And Mother Of My Children, When We First Met, She Was Over Me Playing MW3 So Much So I Bought Her A T-Shirt For X-Mas
Now every year for 10 years I have bought her my favorite game Tee every year much to her delight!
#93
It Is A Gift
Nope 3 years ago
I had one that came in a black box with the letters that appear on the ring engraved, so when you closed it the letters would glow
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I Got Rick Rolled For Christmas By My Parents And Little Brother
#95
Just Used A Bath Bomb I Got For Christmas And Now The Bath Looks Like Piss
Harri Ellis 3 years ago
I lived in the Scottish highlands with a hill directly behind me. Every time I took a bath I felt like I was soaking in tea. The peat made the water brown.
#96
This Christmas My Grandparents Got In One The Joke And Got Me A Bear Statue
My family gave me the nickname Bear when I was young and I’ve gone by that name for nearly 20 years. This name has prompted them to give me a lot of bear-related stuff I.E T-shirt’s, sweaters, cups.
#97
13 Years Ago Me And My Buddy Got Up At 3 Am To Gift Wrap Our Friend's Truck For Christmas. It Ended A Christmas Prank War On A Shear Level Of Scale
#98
Christmas Gift. He Only Wanted Stuff For His Phone This Year
#99
My Brother Wanted Call Of Duty For Christmas. But It Was Sold Out. Since I Know He Loves Video Games, I've Asked The Clerk Which Is The One Every Boy Wants
#101
My Sister Is Too Funny, This Just Arrived In The Mail. Merry Xmas
#102
Xmas Gift My Bro-In-Law Made
#103
The Girlfriend Got Me This Gem For Christmas
#104
Sister Got Me A 1lbs Bag Of Sour Lollies For Xmas. Only She Wrapped Each Lolly Individually. 1 Hour Of Unwrapping
PandaGoPanda 3 years ago
An how many hours to wrap them all own the first place? Awesome sister.
#105
My Little Cousin Got Beer Pong And A Lottery Ticket In Our Family Gift Exchange
#106
Friend Sent Me The Only Christmas Gift I’ll Ever Need
Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago
I don't know what this rubber duck supposed to be but it's cute.
#107
My Dad Gave Me $50 For Christmas, In $2 Bills
#108
I'm Back With Another Inconveniently Packaged Steam Card For My Brother-In-Law. Merry Christmas
#109
Since The Anniversary Is Coming Up, I Figured I Would Post My Christmas Present From My Best Friend Last Year
To make it better, I had salmonella when this video came out. Enjoy.
#110
Everyone At Work Got An Amazing Heartfelt Gifts For Secret Santa And I Got A Bottle Of Car Detailer As A Joke
#111
My Brother Wanted A Gift Card For Christmas
Immortal Emperor Paradox 3 years ago
Correct. One shouldn't play with food, currency, jewellery, books, electronics, etc. It's just not nice.
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Funny Christmas Gift. Dog Carrier
Sleazy Weaver 3 years ago (edited)
Hate to be a party pooper but Ann Pattinson is actually correct. Dogs aren't meant to be held upright like that. This is really bad for their spine, hips, tail, & even shoulders because they're supposed to be on all four legs on the ground, not dangling upright. Their bodies just aren't built for it. Plus it can be really stressful for them, depending on the dog, even if they aren't actively squirming to get out. Just take your dog for a normal walk. Or, if they can't walk for whatever reason, get a pet stroller so they can lay comfortably.
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Leo Domitrix 3 years ago
I got a machete. I foresee much stress relief in my future. (Don't worry, I'll only use it on invasives like kudzu.)
Tiny Dancer 3 years ago
We had to Skype with my Mum (we live nearly two hours away in Canada's COVID hot spot with hubby recovering from Stage 4 cancer, she's in her 80s with her own health issues, so we played it safe). My best gift was her reaction as we opened the gifts she'd been buying for us all year. Just little Dollar Store stuff, but so much she kept forgetting what she'd bought! "Ooooh, that looks like fun, what's that?" I had to hold stuff up to the camera so she could see. Priceless. The only gift I want next year is for us to all be together again.
Goth mouse (they/them) 3 years ago
I got a little toy maggot or grub! 🤢 because i really like bugs, i actually like it lol 🤣
Vincent Van Bro 3 years ago
My uncle and I always exchange weird gifts on Christmas, one year he got me “unicorn meat”- a plushie unicorn chopped into pieces with X’s for eyes, even came in its own tin lol
Linda Hubbard 3 years ago
I got a toilet roll holder. My SIL fat backside knocked my original one off the wall, was gifted a lovely new chrome one and installation. Love it.
Leo Domitrix 3 years ago
I got a machete. I foresee much stress relief in my future. (Don't worry, I'll only use it on invasives like kudzu.)
Tiny Dancer 3 years ago
We had to Skype with my Mum (we live nearly two hours away in Canada's COVID hot spot with hubby recovering from Stage 4 cancer, she's in her 80s with her own health issues, so we played it safe). My best gift was her reaction as we opened the gifts she'd been buying for us all year. Just little Dollar Store stuff, but so much she kept forgetting what she'd bought! "Ooooh, that looks like fun, what's that?" I had to hold stuff up to the camera so she could see. Priceless. The only gift I want next year is for us to all be together again.
Goth mouse (they/them) 3 years ago
I got a little toy maggot or grub! 🤢 because i really like bugs, i actually like it lol 🤣
Vincent Van Bro 3 years ago
My uncle and I always exchange weird gifts on Christmas, one year he got me “unicorn meat”- a plushie unicorn chopped into pieces with X’s for eyes, even came in its own tin lol
Linda Hubbard 3 years ago
I got a toilet roll holder. My SIL fat backside knocked my original one off the wall, was gifted a lovely new chrome one and installation. Love it.
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