Canadians have built themselves a reputation for being polite people. They value the words “please”, “thank you,” and “excuse me.” They make sure to apologize if someone bumps into them.
However, the internet and social media comment sections have exposed a sassier and fiercer side of Canucks. You’re about to see it in the following screenshots, where they’ve savagely roasted Americans, their neighbors south of the border.
Scroll down the list and check out some of the sickest burns of them all.
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When They’re Right, They’re Right
It Is Nice To Have A Bill Of Rights
Math Is Definitely Hard For Them
Shows you the status of their education. They are even signalling it with the upside down flag in their signature.
Apart from their polite nature, Canadians share many common values. According to an article by Simon Fraser University, one of them is the uneasiness during confrontations.
“Generally speaking, Canadians tend to feel uncomfortable in situations where another person is acting aggressively or rudely,” an excerpt from the piece reads.
It’s Not Brain Surgery
No doubt the rest of the world is winning on this one. And obamacare, despite whatever faults it may have, could have been a superb system for all if it hadn't been opposed by the conservatives so virulently before and after it was created. All they wanted was a political win, not a win for the people of the country they are supposedly representing.
"We Will Just Pull Our $200B In Financial Aid From Canada Which Would Collapse Your Economy"
Literacy Rates In America Are Still Dropping
Another trait mentioned in the article is the prioritization and respect for personal space. It noted how Canadians typically maintain an arm's-length distance between people and respect each other’s privacy.
Casual conversations between strangers are often light and less serious, primarily revolving around mundane topics like the weather. The article noted that people often avoid discussing sensitive issues, such as money and politics.
Medical Bills
Life Expectancy Is The Best Product
Well, They Can't Read. Murica
Canada’s reputation as a polite nation also has its unsavory side. In July, University of Ottawa researcher Dr. Karine Coen-Sanchez published a paper that highlighted the “polite racism” that’s been plaguing the country’s workforce.
Dr. Coen-Sanchez particularly highlighted how employees who are people of color, such as second-generation Haitians and Jamaican Canadians, experience systemic barriers in hiring, promotion, and daily interactions with colleagues.
Poor Guy, He Got Destroyed
Only one type of person who sees "catching a citation for misgendering people" as a problem
Brutal
Saying that "Nous sommes canadiens" ("We are Canadians") is one of my favourite lines to use when introducing my spouse and myself in France. He likes it as well.
"The U.S. Will No Longer Provide Military Protection Unless Canada Becomes The 51st State"
Dr. Coen-Sanchez defines polite racism as a “distinctly Canadian form of racial exclusion.” She notes that it’s the kind of discrimination that “hides behind civility, bureaucratic neutrality, and institutional politeness.”
“If It Wasn’t America’s Hat, No One Would Care About Canada”
"Canada Should Look At Joining The US. Better Purchasing Power, Better Healthcare"
Indeed
“It is the art of saying no with a smile. It sounds like, ‘You’re not the right fit.’ It looks like praise without promotion. It’s the feedback that never mentions race — and yet race determines who gets in, who moves up, and who belongs,” she noted.
Dr. Coen-Sanchez also stated that while many institutions publicly pride themselves on promoting equity, they “privately center whiteness as the measure of professionalism.” In her words, diversity is a “symbolic” celebration, but being white is what “defines competence and belonging.”
Trying To Deport Outside The Us
Happy Thursday
This will be my fourth November in France and I am only now breaking from my expectations that this means something to anyone but me. We actually moved on Thanksgiving Day itself, and there was never a more thankful person than I was.
Facts Don't Care About You Feelings
Ultimately, Dr. Coen-Sanchez calls for a genuine approach to equity, not one that is performative or a PR stunt. She urges “learning the language of racism” as it truly functions, focusing on both implicit bias and polite racism.
The USA Haven't Won A Single War In 70 Years
Of The Entire World
You Are Now Canada's 4th Territory
Exhausting
“Why Call It ‘Canada Day’ On USA’s Independence Day”
It took them long enough, but the poorly educated are trying hard to get a king back.
They Are Only Making It More Miserable
“I Never Knew (The Canada-Us Border) Existed“
Periodt
About Canada Becoming 51st State
Canada And Mexico Will Be States Soon, So He Can Go There If He Wants
Canada vs. America
Interesting
“Canadians Are Making Up Words”
You’re Goliath But We Are David
Carney smiles at Trump while he looks for ways to minimize dependence on US trade. Canada has a big advantage- - a leader who actually understands how tariffs work.
That's Exactly It
Ben, you missed out the second part - being successful enough that you *could* move to America, but having the good sense *not* to
This One Actually Made Me Literally Laugh Out Loud
Until I read this I didn't realise that I never put the second "T" in "Atlanta," and I even lived there for a year.
Until I read this I hadn't realised that they dropped it, but yeah, now I can hear it in my head with an American accent.
Load More Replies...I'm in Saskatchewan and shamefully pronounce both Ts myself, however iirc when said by a local it will roughly rhyme with "piranha".
Of course you pronounce both Ts - you learned to say "Saskatchewan"! (I'm kidding, of course!)
Load More Replies...I don't think I've ever heard anybody say it wrong. Now when it comes to Chicago my mother and 1 aunt always said ChicaRgo, I always told her that is NO R in Chicago. I know somebody that pronounces sandwich as sannnndwiiiiich and when saying Howard says hired. He was talking about Howard at work....who was hired? I'm a yr older than him and known him since birth and had make him spell Howard.
I have to remind my sister that wash doesn't have a R in it.
Load More Replies...According to the song ("This Beat Goes On" by the Kings), at least, Ontario's capital is supposed to rhyme with "Donna" (but then, the band ***is*** only from Oakville).
It's quite possible. As a Canadian, I've heard different pronunciations. I've even heard it pronounced as 'Tronno'.
Load More Replies...The State Of Canada
On Celebration
Canada Just Folded
At Least You Can Count On Us To Be Consistent
So True Do They Want Mid Western, Calli, New Yorker, Southern, Im Sure Theres Others Im Missing
There are three distinct regional American accents originating within an hour's drive time of where I sit in the middle of Virginia. I can't STAND when people thing the only accents are "normal" and "southern".
Canada Jokes
As an Australian living in Australia, I'm tired of hearing all the not funny jokes about Australia, despite being the one actually telling them /j
Canadians
If I was still buying American products, I would want trader joes.
As A Native Californian, I Can Happily Say I Haven’t Any Experience With Snow
This Is So True
In New York once, I said thank you to the bar lady for my drink, she winked at me and said “ya, say it with money honey” I was floored lol
Manners
I’m Actually Shocked At How Many Have Never Been Here
“I’m From MA, We Have A Better Education System Than Canada”
True Hurts
“United States Is Sitting Right Here... That's It”
I think England can claim no invasion since 1066, but 'comparisons are odious"
Why?
And They Hate It
A major problem underlying this semi-serious competitive exchange is the fact that the worst of us are also usually the loudest, thereby making the sane ones look guilty by association. That's a tradition as old as the "ugly American tourist" stereotype from the 1950s onward
I think a lot of the people look at Canada as the United States little brother. We had to fight Dad to let us move out in 1776. Canada moved out in 1867, and it was much easier. We may squabble like siblings, but we love y'all and we trust you are family. Look at the worlds longest undefended border for proof of that. We know that you and dad (UK) have our backs and we have yours. You are a different household, but we are all still family.
United we stand, divided we fall. Capiche that, orange buffoon.
Load More Replies...We shouldn't be beefing with Canada, they have proven themselves time and time again what valuable friends and allies they are to the States. I hate how our current administration is treating them so poorly after such a long history together. It's really shameful.
This. And if (like me) some of your family was Canadian before they came to the U.S…..this situation hurts.
Load More Replies...Not Americans. Donald and his gang of incel conservatives.
Load More Replies...No offense to my European BPs and their exquisite culinary influence, but Canadians do a finer roast :)
Canada has its own problems. The epidemic of maple syrup àddiction and överdose is no laughing matter
Best part about this article was that it brought out the ignorant dumb muricans to the comment sections.
I don't really get the hateful attitude being celebrated. So many of these commenters would probably label themselves as compassionate and advocates for support. So why is it that they claim to truly believe that the US is failing, yet celebrate it? The collapse of the US would be AWFUL for Canada. Can you imagine 320 million gun-toting, desperate people looking north, remember how often they've been told how great things are there? That's the practical side. On the human side, celebrating this stuff is like pointing out the poorest kid in school and laughing about how poor he is.
When it self inflicted they deserve to be laughed at. We did this to ourselves. We deserve to be mocked
Load More Replies...I get the point, but it's also funny how they seem to think the US is one giant homogenous culture. Go tell someone from Baltimore that the best crab cake you ever had was in Topeka, Kansas.
True! America is not as homogenous as it may appear from the outside. Unfortunately, the worst of us tend to be the loudest and most obvious.
Load More Replies...A Canadian man once looked at me with what he thought was withering scorn, and said, "I know all about the US and you don't know anything about Canada." I smiled sadly and said, "Yes. What does that tell you?"
That you have your heads up your collective asses and don't understand the value of having knowledge of the world around you?
Load More Replies...Canada is not exempt from bigotry. On the other hand, there are attempts to rectify problems. If history is edited, it's to be more inclusive, especially of Indigenous people. The Canadian government appointed someone to counter Islamophobia. Sadly, the Quebec government is imposing public secularism. There is pushback - for example, the Archbishop of Montreal, opposes a law that (if passed) would ban public prayer:"it is the state that is secular, not society."
Load More Replies...A major problem underlying this semi-serious competitive exchange is the fact that the worst of us are also usually the loudest, thereby making the sane ones look guilty by association. That's a tradition as old as the "ugly American tourist" stereotype from the 1950s onward
I think a lot of the people look at Canada as the United States little brother. We had to fight Dad to let us move out in 1776. Canada moved out in 1867, and it was much easier. We may squabble like siblings, but we love y'all and we trust you are family. Look at the worlds longest undefended border for proof of that. We know that you and dad (UK) have our backs and we have yours. You are a different household, but we are all still family.
United we stand, divided we fall. Capiche that, orange buffoon.
Load More Replies...We shouldn't be beefing with Canada, they have proven themselves time and time again what valuable friends and allies they are to the States. I hate how our current administration is treating them so poorly after such a long history together. It's really shameful.
This. And if (like me) some of your family was Canadian before they came to the U.S…..this situation hurts.
Load More Replies...Not Americans. Donald and his gang of incel conservatives.
Load More Replies...No offense to my European BPs and their exquisite culinary influence, but Canadians do a finer roast :)
Canada has its own problems. The epidemic of maple syrup àddiction and överdose is no laughing matter
Best part about this article was that it brought out the ignorant dumb muricans to the comment sections.
I don't really get the hateful attitude being celebrated. So many of these commenters would probably label themselves as compassionate and advocates for support. So why is it that they claim to truly believe that the US is failing, yet celebrate it? The collapse of the US would be AWFUL for Canada. Can you imagine 320 million gun-toting, desperate people looking north, remember how often they've been told how great things are there? That's the practical side. On the human side, celebrating this stuff is like pointing out the poorest kid in school and laughing about how poor he is.
When it self inflicted they deserve to be laughed at. We did this to ourselves. We deserve to be mocked
Load More Replies...I get the point, but it's also funny how they seem to think the US is one giant homogenous culture. Go tell someone from Baltimore that the best crab cake you ever had was in Topeka, Kansas.
True! America is not as homogenous as it may appear from the outside. Unfortunately, the worst of us tend to be the loudest and most obvious.
Load More Replies...A Canadian man once looked at me with what he thought was withering scorn, and said, "I know all about the US and you don't know anything about Canada." I smiled sadly and said, "Yes. What does that tell you?"
That you have your heads up your collective asses and don't understand the value of having knowledge of the world around you?
Load More Replies...Canada is not exempt from bigotry. On the other hand, there are attempts to rectify problems. If history is edited, it's to be more inclusive, especially of Indigenous people. The Canadian government appointed someone to counter Islamophobia. Sadly, the Quebec government is imposing public secularism. There is pushback - for example, the Archbishop of Montreal, opposes a law that (if passed) would ban public prayer:"it is the state that is secular, not society."
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