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Roadrunner versus Wile E. Coyote, Nikola Tesla versus Thomas Edison, and the United States versus the Soviet Union. All rivalries eventually come to an end. Except for sibling wars, that sh*t is forever. Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilarious brother & sister posts, and they'll show you what you're missing out on if you're the only kid in your family. Peace and quiet, mostly. But also quite a few grins and giggles. From surprise hospital visits to convincing them brick mopping is a thing, continue scrolling to check out what every sibling is capable of. Oh, and upvote your faves!

#1

How My Graphic Designer Sister Likes To Send My Christmas Presents

How My Graphic Designer Sister Likes To Send My Christmas Presents

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    #2

    Had My Leg Amputated And My Brother Shows Up To The Hospital Dressed As A Pirate

    Had My Leg Amputated And My Brother Shows Up To The Hospital Dressed As A Pirate

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    #3

    My Brother Never Fails To Disappoint With His Personalised Christmas Gifts - This Year He Made Me A Calendar

    My Brother Never Fails To Disappoint With His Personalised Christmas Gifts - This Year He Made Me A Calendar

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    nanashi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whoa your brother is a treasure. I'd like him to be mine since my own siblings are too boring to do cool stuff like this for their beloved Eldest.

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    #4

    We Always Get Each Other Ironic Gifts, My Little Sister Killed It This Year: Batteries Not Included

    We Always Get Each Other Ironic Gifts, My Little Sister Killed It This Year: Batteries Not Included

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    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Uh, both the batteries (if they have a charge) and the baggy can be useful. So thanks for allowing me to power my TV remote and store small, easily lost items."

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    #5

    This Is How My 2.5-Year-Old Niece Insists On Holding Her New Baby Brother

    This Is How My 2.5-Year-Old Niece Insists On Holding Her New Baby Brother

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    Rowlie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    20 years later: where does my irrational fear of werewolves come from....

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    #6

    My Emt Brother Got Me A Very Important Medical Bracelet This Year

    My Emt Brother Got Me A Very Important Medical Bracelet This Year

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    #7

    I Texted My Younger Brother During Graduation To Remind Him That Full Time Employment Is Right Around The Corner

    I Texted My Younger Brother During Graduation To Remind Him That Full Time Employment Is Right Around The Corner

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    Wynand
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So no one told you life was gonna be this way... until your sibling did :)

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    #8

    Made Masks Of Sister's Fiance Face For Bachelorette Party, This Is What She Walked In To

    Made Masks Of Sister's Fiance Face For Bachelorette Party, This Is What She Walked In To

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what all your daughters will look like.

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    #9

    Girlfriend's Brother Was Very Honest Today

    Girlfriend's Brother Was Very Honest Today

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    #10

    My Sister And Her Boyfriend Are Heading Up To Our Cabin Tomorrow Night, So I Left Them A Present For When They Turn On The Lights

    My Sister And Her Boyfriend Are Heading Up To Our Cabin Tomorrow Night, So I Left Them A Present For When They Turn On The Lights

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just thought I would enjoy an ice cold beer while robbing your house.

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    #11

    Parents' Reaction To My Best Man Speech At My Brother's Wedding: Priceless

    Parents' Reaction To My Best Man Speech At My Brother's Wedding: Priceless

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not ours. We found him at the side of the road as a baby.

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    #12

    Did Your Siblings Ever Tell You Were Adopted? Did They Ever Make Fake Adoption Papers And Emails? Well Mine Did

    Did Your Siblings Ever Tell You Were Adopted? Did They Ever Make Fake Adoption Papers And Emails? Well Mine Did

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    Wynand
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister used to tell me that I was a monkey and that our parents found me in the forest, shaved me and chopped off my tail. I must have been a cute monkey.

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    #13

    My Appendix Burst And My Brothers Are Wankers

    My Appendix Burst And My Brothers Are Wankers

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    #14

    My Brothers Picked Me Up From The Airport. It Was A Full Plane

    My Brothers Picked Me Up From The Airport. It Was A Full Plane

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    #15

    How I Returned My Sister's Computer After Fixing It

    How I Returned My Sister's Computer After Fixing It

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you fix it where she can't delete that wallpaper?

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    #16

    About 5 Years Ago, I Put Googly Eyes On A Picture Of My Brother As A Baby. They're Still There To This Day

    About 5 Years Ago, I Put Googly Eyes On A Picture Of My Brother As A Baby. They're Still There To This Day

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be funny if he was literally still wearing the googly eyes everywhere he went.

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    #17

    So My Pregnant Sister Trusted Me With Decorating For Her Gender Reveal Party...

    So My Pregnant Sister Trusted Me With Decorating For Her Gender Reveal Party...

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    Erin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a second to realize what had been done!

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    #18

    I Had A Lot Of Explaining To Do When My Parents Found This On Their Camera Roll... In My Defense He Deserved It...

    I Had A Lot Of Explaining To Do When My Parents Found This On Their Camera Roll... In My Defense He Deserved It...

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    #19

    My Sister Said "Powerwashing Does Nothing". I Retaliated In The Only Way I Know How

    My Sister Said "Powerwashing Does Nothing". I Retaliated In The Only Way I Know How

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    #20

    When I Was Younger I Used To Like Pulling The Heads Off Of My Sister's Barbie Dolls And Drawing A Face On The Stump Underneath

    When I Was Younger I Used To Like Pulling The Heads Off Of My Sister's Barbie Dolls And Drawing A Face On The Stump Underneath

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    Troux
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for giving me a preview of my next nightmare!

    Raphaëlle ♪
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My gosh ! A beheaded nazi barbie @_@

    Gornot
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A phrase you never thought you'd even have to think of 😂

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    Randomcthulu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The older ones had a smaller bead, so if you were careful, you could pull it back down in the head and CAREFULLY pop it back into the neck, starting in the late to mid 90s they started putting these anchors, so you just jammed the head down on the neck lol

    Wynand
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beetlejuice head shrink!

    Candice Ravel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Barbie is saluting Der Fuhrer, lol!

    Naima Ivansdóttir
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i did that too, but learned pretty quickly that if you remove a barbie head you'll never be able to put it back in place in the proper way :/

    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how the original Mattel's Barbies are made. Other "Barbies" (Barbie-like dolls), on the other hand, the cheaper ones were easy to fix once they lost their heads or limbs. (Didn't destroy my dolls on purpose, just sometimes their hair was too tangled, so... Combing accidents....)

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    Mama Panda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to curl my little sister's Barbie doll's hair with a curling iron. I needed a new one anyways hahahahaha

    Just another bot
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, dolls mutilation is not fun for a little girl, so this one could be a bit mean, depending what ages we're talking about

    Annie Hu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol when I saw that pic I cringed and laughed

    Steven Blake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to pull the limbs off of my sisters dolls and bury them in the garden, she has never forgiven me.

    B.D. R.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂I thought I was the only one who ever did that!!!

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the late 50s, maybe early 60s, I took my sister's Barbie, threw it down and stomped on it. She landed face-down and her boobs were smashed in and were stuck like that after that. She cried like a little girl. My sister, not Barbie.

    Christine M Quigley
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, the satisfying 'pop' when the head comes off..

    Mya Lugar
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who says pretty girls have no brains?

    elfin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which kind of serial killer did you want to be when you grew up?

    Hilarious
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! I'm dying! And the dress is so awful and headless Barbie looks pregnant :0

    thepotatogirl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well I found my new computer background

    Michelle Hallahan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why but this made me bust out laughing.

    Bored Office Girl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brothers were terrible. They'd shave my sister's Barbies' heads!

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    #21

    My Brother And His Fiancé Left Me Their House For The Weekend. So I Made A Terry Crews Shrine In Their Entryway

    My Brother And His Fiancé Left Me Their House For The Weekend. So I Made A Terry Crews Shrine In Their Entryway

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    #22

    I Just Turned Thirty Years Old And Have Mixed Feelings About It. My Younger Brother Sent Me This Care Package

    I Just Turned Thirty Years Old And Have Mixed Feelings About It. My Younger Brother Sent Me This Care Package

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    Laugh Fan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a great care package! Great choices by your bro.

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    #23

    My 3-Year-Old Finally Beat Her Brother At Candy Land. He Was Not Okay

    My 3-Year-Old Finally Beat Her Brother At Candy Land. He Was Not Okay

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    nanashi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear I can hear her maniacal laugh of achievement from looking at the picture.

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    #24

    Bought My Brother Tree Trimmers For Christmas, Built A Cardboard Frame Around Them And Wrapped Them Like This

    Bought My Brother Tree Trimmers For Christmas, Built A Cardboard Frame Around Them And Wrapped Them Like This

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    Ryo Bakura
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I had the patience for this kind of a prank.

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    #25

    My Two Older Children Were Trying To Lay Out All Of Their Pokémon Cards, But The Youngest Kept Intervening, So They Duct Taped Him To A Chair

    My Two Older Children Were Trying To Lay Out All Of Their Pokémon Cards, But The Youngest Kept Intervening, So They Duct Taped Him To A Chair

    I assure you, I had nothing to do with this. I was in the shower and doing my hair while all this was happening. My oldest was supposed to be watching the youngest. The youngest is in the picture on the right only because I freed him from the chair.

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    Laugh Fan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so cruel... releasing him I mean! They hadn't finished.

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    #26

    Sister Welcomes Newborn Sibling To The Family

    Sister Welcomes Newborn Sibling To The Family

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    Laugh Fan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who can blame her... congratulations on getting your daughter something annoying (personal experience has not left me bitter at all).

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    #27

    Replaced My Little Sisters Graduation Photo With One Of The Supreme Leader 3 Weeks Ago. Dad Still Hasn’t Noticed

    Replaced My Little Sisters Graduation Photo With One Of The Supreme Leader 3 Weeks Ago. Dad Still Hasn’t Noticed

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    #28

    My Sister And I Painted Each Other Bob Ross For Christmas, Turns Out We Have A Similar Sense Of Humor...

    My Sister And I Painted Each Other Bob Ross For Christmas, Turns Out We Have A Similar Sense Of Humor...

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    #29

    "Shirtception" - My Favorite Gift Every Year From My Brother. We're Now At Level 5

    "Shirtception" - My Favorite Gift Every Year From My Brother. We're Now At Level 5

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    #30

    I Like To Make My Brother Look Like A Bad Parent

    I Like To Make My Brother Look Like A Bad Parent

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    #31

    My Sister Got Me This Card After I Gave Birth

    My Sister Got Me This Card After I Gave Birth

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