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50 Hilarious Tweets That Showcase Trademark British Humor
Sarcasm is a prevalent trait in British humor. It often pokes fun at the absurdity of life, some of which may come across as mildly insulting. Usually expressed through light banter and comical insults, it is generally relatable enough to draw some laughs.
Here are some screenshots of posts as examples. These are from the British Tweets Facebook page, a collection of jokes, dry wit, and puns that hit home for people in the UK. But even if you’re not from that side of the world, you may nonetheless find amusement in these.
Enjoy scrolling through!
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Emma Miller 1 year ago
I worked for this hotel chain! Had them all at one point as every hotel had a different one :)
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Tobias Reaper 1 year ago
i think an award ceremony for the best toasts of the year we can call it the toasties the award will be a golden toaster with toast sticking out the top
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Robert Trebor 1 year ago
I have toasties quite often, The machine is ridiculously easy to use, and ridiculously easy to clean. Unlike most of my small appliances.
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Oerff On Tour 1 year ago
Finishing the speech with "Thank you, and till the next time." won't help either...
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Mohsie Supposie 1 year ago
Even though "anywhere here" is about 10 miles away from your actual destination!
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Danielle 1 year ago
Yeah, I don't enjoy paying bills but I'd take that over years of relentless bullying, thanks.
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Dragons Exist 1 year ago
"no weekends" what magical school did u go to where u didn't have weekend homework
Pink Princess 1 year ago
Hours of homework and studying everyday??? Tons of academic stress??? Parents yelling at you for "bad" grades??? Having to still study on the school holidays and weekends??? At least you actually get paid for hard work at your job
Heras buddy 1 year ago
PPP Did school really suck worse than working your life away for ungrateful bastards? You must have went to school from hell.
Penguin Panda Pop 1 year ago
the short answer is yes, I preferred even the crappy jobs I did for 20 years over secondary school. Now I have a job that's less sucky and I'm actually enjoying life. I'm sorry for the many people who don't.
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Surly Scot 1 year ago (edited)
7.45am-3.45pm each day. What magical short-day school did OP go to?
Lew k 1 year ago
Now they have half day every Wednesday, every day back from a holiday break is a half day. The whole week of Christmas off. 2 days for every major holiday. Random days off for administration stuff. Honestly makes me want to get a teaching certificate. Every time I turn around my kids got a short week.
zims 1 year ago
The difference is teachers have to work those short weeks, and in the evenings. Constant grading and planning. And if you want to get paid over summer break you need to have another job lined up, usually teaching summer school to all the troublemakers who failed.
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Carol Bland 1 year ago
But that's why they say that school days are the best time of your life.. it wasn't the school - it was the days off.
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Denise Aitchison 1 year ago
You're including the Irish, Scot's, and Welsh? I 100% think you're right. We did start as a land for Puritans.
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HeavyMetalHeart 1 year ago
Our house was newly built when we moved in and it was two years before any delivery places acknowledged we existed and would accept our order!
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Serial pacifist 1 year ago
I still eat them once a day, one a day then or one pack a day now, just a matter of semantics…
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Nizumi 1 year ago (edited)
Being overly literal (meaning: this is a joke), I have to point out it depends on where your flight's heading. ;) If you're flying in to a major hub like Paris or Munich, you might be connecting to go somewhere else. But it you're on a Ryan Air heading for Malaga, then fair to laugh at your mum. :)
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Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
We didn't have real ladders when I was growing up. I was brought up by my step-ladder.
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Robert Trebor 1 year ago
I have 4 pairs. My feet swell and recede like the tide. Crocs are the answer. Shies make my feet unhappy, and I want happy feet.
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Awkward lady 1 year ago
...and the one down the road from me is chav Tesco. People turn up in their dressing gown
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Pittsburgh rare 1 year ago
Some people just don't pay the last month before moving because they know they're not getting the deposit back no matter how pristine the apartment is. Not saying you should do that but also not saying you shouldn't.
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Mohsie Supposie 1 year ago
Typical salesman technique! Only works if you are actually going to make that pizza last for a whole year!
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Mohsie Supposie 1 year ago
I need £500K so I can buy a house without a mortgage! Is that really too much to ask?
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Pandemonium 1 year ago
Your football supporters have amazing voices. I'm always impressed with the call and response and creativity of the lyrics. Must be the school assemblies then.
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Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
I saw a man follow a woman through the grocery section of Tesco shouting "OH NOT BLOODY POK CHOI AGAIN! IT'S SO BLOODY BLAND!" and that is the most middle class thing I've ever seen in Tesco. I did once see a small child say "Mummy, can we get some Quinoa please?" but that was Waitrose, so expected.
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KatSaidWhat 1 year ago
Yes, pay day - the day you pay your bills and then work out what is left and what your daily budget is.
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Rachael green 1 year ago
When I was 14 years old and I worked at a chippy for 2.75 per hour I got to go home with a bag of chips, a kebab and an arm full of burns. Still felt like a good deal 😂
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Rachel Parker 1 year ago
Never. It goes, like this: - I’m a kid and I partly believe this stuff and partly it’s fun. Adult, I’m busy I can’t think about changing my habits. Middle Age, I’m tired and I hate everybody and saying hello to a magpie is one c***k in the misery. Old, I don’t give a s**t, I’ll say hello to whoever I blinking want.
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Content Wombat 1 year ago
But, I only like Ready Salted. All the other flavours aren't very tasty.
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Kylie 1 year ago (edited)
These weren't bad. We need more of this and less of the 'Americans are idiots" and celebrity who the hell cares ones.
Cathy Roberts 1 year ago
I feel like BP is legally obligated not to mention anything positive about the US. And, I'd complain about it if we hadn't just proven them right in November.
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Serena Myers 1 year ago
Hilarious? Ok, depends on your definition of the word, I suppose. Still, 5/10 for effort. Must improve!
Gustav Gallifrey 1 year ago
What's with this 'subscribe or you can't read the final item posted' s**t? What's next, BP starts taking hostages?
Will Cable 1 year ago
Bugs me that a month supply of tablets is classed as 28.. 7 months of the year have 31 days. I feel cheated
Janissary35680 1 year ago
The inconsistency is one reason why medicines tend to be prescribed in multiple-weekly (7-day) cycles rather than "monthly".
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UKGrandad 1 year ago
And when did Ricky Gervais say anything even remotely like that? Show me a quote or a link to a quote.
Load More Replies... Kylie 1 year ago (edited)
These weren't bad. We need more of this and less of the 'Americans are idiots" and celebrity who the hell cares ones.
Cathy Roberts 1 year ago
I feel like BP is legally obligated not to mention anything positive about the US. And, I'd complain about it if we hadn't just proven them right in November.
Load More Replies... Serena Myers 1 year ago
Hilarious? Ok, depends on your definition of the word, I suppose. Still, 5/10 for effort. Must improve!
Gustav Gallifrey 1 year ago
What's with this 'subscribe or you can't read the final item posted' s**t? What's next, BP starts taking hostages?
Will Cable 1 year ago
Bugs me that a month supply of tablets is classed as 28.. 7 months of the year have 31 days. I feel cheated
Janissary35680 1 year ago
The inconsistency is one reason why medicines tend to be prescribed in multiple-weekly (7-day) cycles rather than "monthly".
Load More Replies... UKGrandad 1 year ago
And when did Ricky Gervais say anything even remotely like that? Show me a quote or a link to a quote.
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