The UK is known for many things, from great music to questionable weather. But if there’s one thing it really shines at, it’s humor. Witty, dry, and as strong as the cuppas people love to make, it has a way of showing up pretty much everywhere, whether that’s with friends at the pub or even in a serious work meeting.
And sometimes, it appears in much more unlikely places too. Like signs. Yes, signs of all sorts. Below, we’ve rounded up some of the funniest ones people spotted across the country and decided to share with the internet. Enjoy!
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Awesome Bus Sign (UK)
Outside A British Pub
These Roadside Signs In The UK Countryside
Of course, day-to-day humor in the UK isn’t some kind of caricature where people only crack jokes about cuppas and rainy weather. But it is instantly recognizable and widely loved by people overseas.
It’s also had a long history in the making. Even centuries ago, Shakespeare was just as deadpan and sharp-tongued as modern Brits are. If you didn’t know, the man came up with some truly spectacular insults, including “More of your conversation would infect my brain” and the iconic “What, you egg? Young fry of treachery!”
Yes, those are real lines from Shakespearean works. Look them up.
This Sign On A Car (UK)
Have Any Cyclists Seen These Around?
"These Doors Are Closed Whilst Our New Church Cat Gets Used To His Home". London, 2018
So what exactly defines UK humor? Well, according to the British Council, there are a few key ingredients. Wit and wordplay are a big one, with puns and clever double meanings being second nature to most.
Then there’s the classic dry, deadpan delivery, where someone says something hilarious with a completely straight face. Sarcasm and irony also play a huge role, used to poke fun and amuse in equal measure.
And finally, there’s observational comedy, which takes the most boring, everyday situations and makes them genuinely funny by pointing out how absurd they really are.
Clever Wildlife Warning Sign Seen In The UK
You might run over a poor little fox if you don't. Think of the foxes.
"Through Tough, Thorough Thought, Though" - Well, That Seems Simple Enough. Spotted In Harrogate
British Passive Aggressiveness At Its Best
As for where all of this actually comes from, that’s a harder question to answer. Dr. Ian Wilkie, a lecturer in performance at the University of Salford, told the BBC that many people, especially younger American students, tend to think of British humor as being the same thing as Monty Python.
By that, he explained, they mean “a sort-of slightly erring towards the surreal, very iconoclastic in terms of attacking the big targets, very silly.” But he doesn’t think “that cuts the mustard.”
Seen In A London Pub
Found This In My Camera Roll That I Took A While Back Whilst In Cambridge. Still Makes Me Chuckle
"Lost Pet" Sign In Oxford, UK
Part of the reason is that humor in the UK changes a lot depending on where you are. Dr. Wilkie pointed out that there are already noticeable differences between the four home nations, and it gets even more varied between the major cities.
Scottish humor, for example, tends to favor witty and hard-hitting jokes, often with a mocking edge to them. And while there are similarities between the humor found in Glasgow and other port cities like Liverpool, that doesn’t necessarily carry over into Welsh or broader English comedy.
Whoever Put This Sign Here Knew Exactly What They Were Doing
For non-Brits unfamiliar with the term, t****r is also slang for wànkèr.
Found The Solution To The USA's Problems In A Street Of London
Anyone interested? We'll happily overlook that little misunderstanding in Boston.
If You Can Read This, You Are Not A Train
The interesting thing is that, as much as we like to think of British humor as something that was born and bred in the UK, it was actually shaped by a lot of outside influence.
The kind of loud, exaggerated characters that are common in British comedy, for instance, can be traced back to Commedia dell’arte, a form of theatre from 16th-century Italy that involved recognizable characters and witty dialogue.
I Found This Sign At The London Zoo
Pub In The UK
A Sign Outside A Pub In London
Surrealism, often seen as a key part of British comedy, was originally done by Dadaist artists from countries like Germany.
“They were doing surrealism to the nth degree, quite deliberately as a performative art, in the early part of the 20th Century,” Dr. Wilkie told the BBC. “I think it’s something we like to appropriate in a way and imagine that we’re the custodians of it, but it’s not culturally specific at all.”
How Fast Do You Have To Run To Cross The Field Faster Than The Bull?
My Local Post Office Is Letting You Know Antisocial Behaviour Comes With A Cost
Do you get a refund every time the person behind the counter is like this?
Spotted In Liverpool, UK
For those unfamiliar, David Cameron is alleged to have fùcked a pigs head while a member of the Bullingdon Club.
All of this makes it pretty much impossible to put one single label on British humor. Dr. Wilkie himself said that the best anyone can hope for is “some big, beacon terms (e.g. sarcasm, understatement, self-deprecation), that maybe, over a fair amount of time, might hold water.”
Other than that, it’s just too slippery to define. Or as he put it, “It’s like trying to nail jelly to a wall.”
Someone In My Hometown Keeps Putting Up Posters Like This. Sound Advice Though
Somewhere In The UK, A Fountain Ceased To Exist
These Warning Signs Have Changed Slightly Since Moving To Dover From Central London
Still, even if academics can’t quite figure it out, most people know British humor when they see it. And that brings us back to why you’re here. Hopefully you enjoyed this collection of funny signs that prove the people of this country have absolutely got it down to an art.
If nothing else, these signs are a reminder that sometimes the funniest jokes aren’t part of a standup routine. Sometimes they’re on a handwritten note taped to a shop door somewhere in Yorkshire.
I Went To The Tropical Butterfly House Yesterday, And This Fella Was Mocking Me
I went last year for the first time after being paralysed and thought it was hilarious, forgot it was there, so I had to get a photo with it this year.
Proud
I live quite near this bridge, it certainly claims a lot of victims.
Saw This In London
A Sign In Bristol, UK
Can't Blame Them Really
This Sign At Ally Pally
I live locally to the area and regularly walk around and by Ally Pally, but somehow never noticed this sign! Gave me a much-needed laugh over the weekend!
Best Cafe In The UK
A Multi-Lingual Sign Near My Local River, The River Trent. Sawley, Nottingham, UK
We've got these at the local horse welfare place in Somerset.
Crispy
Northern Train Is Having An Existential Crisis
What A Find In London
Saw A Great Sign At The London Marathon
I Know I Need To Lose A Bit Of Weight, But Delaying My Train Like This Is A Bit Harsh
Finally, A Worthy Excuse For Roadworks. Which Ancient God Do You Think They Accidentally Dug Up This Time?
This Sign On A Vending Machine At My Work
I Was Walking Through London, And I Came Across This Bench
This Help-Wanted Sign In Scarborough, UK
Oh, The Church In Whitby (UK) Is Done With Answering This Question
Saw This Sign Outside A Shop Today In London
But… if the sign states that it IS false advertising, wouldn’t that make it true…?
Time Travel
Be well aware that in about five years, I will have reserved the time machine for next Thursday evening. Come dressed as a Cossack if you want to fit in.
What Does This Sign Mean?
The point of signs like that is to let people know that there's nothing wrong. A signpost pole which *used* to have a sign on it will be reported by kind-hearted folk wanting to get it fixed, because obviously someone or some thing has removed the important bit. I know a bit of motorway where they've permanently stopped turning on the street lights, and they've got signs up saying 'Street lighting not in use' for pretty much exactly that reason.
I Hope It's Hummus
Amusing Indian Restaurant Sign (Manchester, UK)
The Council Is Finally Telling The Truth About How Long The Roadworks Will Take
Had A Little Chuckle Finding This Sign Outside. Had A Little Chuckle Finding This Sign Outside B&Q Yesterday
Disappointed Man In Kingston
A Good Sign
Sign On Underground
No one is going to see that on the Underground. Too busy looking at their phone.
Signs Around The Harbour In My Hometown In Cumbria
Someone Put Ainsley Harriott Stickers All Over The Cycling Signs In Bournemouth
Incredible Optimism. I’ve Never Seen A Branch Of WH Smith With More Than About 5 People In It
Seen In Bath (England)
Weirdly Specific Britishness. At A Seaside Café In Southwest England
It's Maths
Not You Mate
I’m Sorry, What? Seen In South Wales, UK
Haven't seen one with this design, but road signs warning of a sat-nav error are unfortunately common.
This Chip Shop Has No Chill
Interesting
Arrestable Thoughts. I Found This Poster Around Tower Bridge. How Are They Going To Enforce It?
Did Anyone Attend This Today? I Saw This Poster On Market Street On Monday
The Height Of Pettiness Seen In A UK Car Park Today
No Running With Big Fish
Coarse angling in the UK is catch and release. When we had an influx of immigrants, particularly from Eastern Europe, there were problems with them taking fish for food. Nothing malicious about it, simply a cultural difference they didn't understand at first.
I Saw This Sign Outside A Pub In England
Found An Interesting Sign. Just Noticed This Sign Today In Kingston. Does Anyone Know Who Put It Up?
This Sign I Saw On A Pub A Few Years Ago
I visited this pub a few years ago because my name is the pub's name. It was very much a "local pub for local people," and my joke about getting a free pint for sharing my name with the pub was met with a stern "no"!
Proudly Displayed In The Back Of The Restaurant, Never Seen One This Low Before
Not proudly. Displaying the hygiene rating is a legal requirement in Wales and Northern Ireland. In England and Scotland it's voluntary.
Salvation Comes With A Service Charge
You Know You Live In The Posh Area Of London When
Didn't having pampas grass in your front garden mean you were swingers at some time?
Another Sign At The London Marathon Today
This Sign On The Co-Op At Caledonian Road
Spotted This Yesterday. Who’s Brave Enough? Be Sure To Report Back
Mysterious Flyer In Crookes
Found this when I was out on a jog... A great premise, but I'm not particularly impressed by "In under 30 minutes". Under 30 seconds, maybe. And why schedule it so far in the future?
I’m No Brit, But I’m Pretty Sure There’s Rubbish Right Under The Sign
I Wasn’t Expecting This At The Crossing This Morning
When with kids under a certain age I always press the button I'm afraid. When they get big enough to see the traffic and judge speed we stop making it a rule
I Moved To The UK, And GBM Is How I Get Updated On Current Events
Just Seen This Sign On The M11. What Does It Mean? Never Seen It Before
Have you never been on a motorway before? It simply means the end of a restriction such as reduced speed limit or lane closure.
Why Does This Lift At Liverpool Street Need Such A Large Sign?
Liverpool Street Station is in London. There are lot's of visitors in London who don't speak English so a huge visual sign is better than a written sign? I don't know if that's the reason, I'm just guessing.
Thickly Settled Signs Are Fairly Common In New England In Places Where There Is Less Than 200 Ft Between Buildings
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My last salary was $8750, ecom only worked 12 hours a week. My longtime neighbor yr estimated $15,000 and works about 20 hours for seven days. I can't believe how blunt he was when I looked up his information, This is what I do..... 𝐉𝐨𝐛𝐀𝐭𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝟏.𝐂𝐨𝐦
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