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Someone Writes Hilarious Animal Reviews, And The Reason Why Dogs Get Only 4 Out Of 5 Stars Will Crack You Up
What's your favorite animal? We all have our preferences, often formed when we are kids and based on not much in particular. Mine is a fox, mainly because my favorite football team is nicknamed the Foxes, and they are clever and sly. Now Charlie, the brains behind 'Welcome to my meme page' has started giving the best reviews on animals in a tongue-in-cheek way, and they are tons of fun to read.
“I've been trying out different sorts of comedy writing formats for a while,” Charlie told Bored Panda. “Ideas come out of nowhere. One day I thought a funny review of Snakes would be hilarious and it got very popular, and I realized I could probably do a lot more of these without it getting too old.”
Such has been the popularity of Charlie's fake reviews, a book is now on the way. “A funny book of these reviews is in the works as well as a storybook and a mixed media variety book,” he told us. “I am a full-time writer - people seem to enjoy my stuff, and I somehow can attract an audience online with my sense of humor, so it seemed foolish not to try and see where I can take that.”
“My stuff helped me land me a job as a script intern on Conan for my last semester of college, and something about my experience working there and getting to talk to professional writers and comedians told me that I ought to try this for real. Books and games are in the works!”
Charlie really does have a knack for making people laugh, and his first batch of funny animal reviews prove it. From Badgers (sad creatures) to ants (unstoppable) these reviews hilariously highlight the pros and cons of individual species, with the absurdity of it all sure to bring an idiotic smile to your dial! If you just can't get enough, we have a previous post based on Amazon-style animal reviews that you can find here. Scroll down below to check them all out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!
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#1
Ants
CultOfBambi 7 years ago
Consider me ashamed of myself for being a space cadet and playing Jumpy Jumpy Shooty Shooty bing bing wahoo VIDEO GAMES!
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#2
Elephants
#4
Spiders
diane a 7 years ago
I love spiders - had a tarantula once - my favorite was a huge female spider that lived in the greenhouse - I carefully stuck dead flies on her web every day - til the 2 million babies hatched - then it was - "oh s**t - what have i done?"
diane a 7 years ago
I still do find it funny when a grown man is unable to remove a spider from the bath due to hysterical screaming
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Laugh Fan 7 years ago
No, no, no, no, no! Stop sneaking in pictures of the effing things to catch me unawares! Had to do some fast scroll work to zoom past it and am now TRAUMATISED!!! Okay, I might have a tendency to exaggerate but it's still NO.
diane a 7 years ago
The really big spiders are better than the tiny ones - apologies Laugh Fan - but they are the size of a small tortoise and wont hurt you
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Caroline 7 years ago
To all who mock me and say "spiders can't kill you", I say yes they can. They can give me a heart attack just for showing up. They can humiliate me by making me shriek and turning me into a babbling mess. They can make me move without lifting a single leg, and run by lifting one. Damn those superpowers wielding spiders.
Pattie Kelly 7 years ago
over - enthusiasm? What ? A brown recluse spider can kill you if they bite you. That's worth at least 2 stars off.
Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
Anything bigger than a dime that makes NO SOUNDS AT ALL is an alien creature sent to infiltrate our human species and collect enough data to overthrow us and rule the world! I mean 8 legs and NO footstep sounds, C'MON! Sprints 50 yards and doesn't pant? No WAY!
Jonny Chevalier 7 years ago
All the spiders in the world could eat all the people on the planet in one day.. be nice...
Melody Lanzatella 7 years ago
NOPE!!! I give them a score of NOPE!!! (unless they are those adorable dancing spiders!)
Hemrich Gundesalf 7 years ago
Did he have to use a brown-recluse as the sample image? One of those little critters bit me on the leg. The poor thing fought for his life as I crushed it under my leg while asleep. A stupid cat brought it to my bed to play with in the middle of the night. I had to undergo an over-oxygenation therapy to heal without scars.
Jesse Thomas 7 years ago
I think they should earn that last star because some of 'em can fly. What have YOU done with you life lately, huh?
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Snakes
#6
Parasitic Roundworms
#7
Tables
#8
Turtles
#9
Birds
lazy panda 7 years ago
I must be tired because "eat our seeds and then go CACK" nearly made me spit coffee on my desk.
#10
Jellyfish
#11
Moths
#12
Crabs
Happiness is Hippo 7 years ago
"If you're too beautiful, the crabs might pinch you and never let go" made me choke on my tea!
#13
Bears
#14
Badgers
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Fajarjarjar 7 years ago
I rate this post 2 stars out of 5 for their hillarious writing style. 3 star has been deducted because there is no f*****g CAT in it!!!
Toby Comics 7 years ago
I rate Fajarjarjar 4/5 stars for making this joke. One star has been deducted because idk
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CultOfBambi 7 years ago
So funny! Exactly what is required as an antidote to reading the news these days!
Signe Manat Hansen 7 years ago
4/5 would read again. One point is deducted for contempt of badgers.
Captain Marvel 7 years ago
I rate this post 4/5 stars, 1 star has been deducted because there isn't MORE!
Susan Mercurio 7 years ago
I LMAO! Deduct one star for leaving out possums! (See comment under "Raccoons")
Tanya Viljoen 7 years ago
Started reading this in Dungeon Keeper Gold narrator guy's voice at some point. Flowerhat.
noitall man 7 years ago
I refuse to rate this post simply because someone beat me too it. I take several deductions, Which lowers my gross income.
Fajarjarjar 7 years ago
I rate this post 2 stars out of 5 for their hillarious writing style. 3 star has been deducted because there is no f*****g CAT in it!!!
Toby Comics 7 years ago
I rate Fajarjarjar 4/5 stars for making this joke. One star has been deducted because idk
Load More Replies... CultOfBambi 7 years ago
So funny! Exactly what is required as an antidote to reading the news these days!
Signe Manat Hansen 7 years ago
4/5 would read again. One point is deducted for contempt of badgers.
Captain Marvel 7 years ago
I rate this post 4/5 stars, 1 star has been deducted because there isn't MORE!
Susan Mercurio 7 years ago
I LMAO! Deduct one star for leaving out possums! (See comment under "Raccoons")
Tanya Viljoen 7 years ago
Started reading this in Dungeon Keeper Gold narrator guy's voice at some point. Flowerhat.
noitall man 7 years ago
I refuse to rate this post simply because someone beat me too it. I take several deductions, Which lowers my gross income.
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