Friday, or as we sooo originally call it, Fri-yay, might just be both the best and the worst day of the week. Friday’s pros—you’re almost done with the working week, you’re almost done working, there’s no work tomorrow. Friday’s cons—although there’s no work tomorrow, you still have to get through the whole day with that “I Don’t Wanna!” feeling coming right from your bones.
However, one thing might make the work time pass a bit quicker—you know what it is—laughing! So, why don't we all just giggle at the very culprit with these Friday jokes for work? Sounds like a plan? Well then, here’s our list dedicated solely to Friday work memes and jokes mocking the most bittersweet day of the week.
Why Friday Puns?
Weekday jokes or Friday memes, funny or silly, are basically the mana of the gods when you need a bit of relief! They are relatable (how could they not be, when you’re reading Friday jokes on a Friday), and they are silly enough to be understandable even in your darkest hour of need. Moreover, they provide you with that sweet, sweet moment of relaxation. Basically, the best jokes ever. Right? So, how could we not compile them?
Whether you’re looking for Friday memes for adults or Friday jokes to share with your colleagues for a good laugh, we have them all here on Bored Panda! So, if you want to read the silly jokes themselves, scroll down below and just check them out! Once you are there, give them your vote and share this article with your friends who are also struggling to get through Friday unscathed.
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"Friday night as a parent: The kids are finally in bed, so let's watch a movie and have a glass of wi......zZzZzZz......"
"A glass of wiz? Comin' right up! Sorry, I've not been drinking much water lately, I think you can tell."
"It's Friday night which means I'm pounding shots at the club and getting crazy til the break of dawn. Except by pounding shots, I mean drinking SleepyTime tea. By the club, I mean my couch. By getting crazy, I mean watching Good Eats. And by break of dawn, I mean 10:30 ish."
Me: "This Friday night is lit! *sips wine, continues to fold laundry*"
It’s Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine from a bottle.
"Let’s get married so instead of drinking and dancing we can spend Friday night at Home Depot and the rest of the weekend in a fight."
"Finally it's Friday. Can't wait to get off work and avoid all social interaction."
"Name that tune with a 6yo and a kazoo is how I spend my Friday nights now that I’m a parent."
"My toddler is demanding I breastfeed all her stuffed animals. How's your Friday night?"
"Just took my blood pressure medication with a swig of Pepto Bismol, because it's Friday night!"
What do millennial eskimos do Friday night with girls they like?
Net fish and chill.
I don't think that word is used anymore I believe they prefer to be called Inuit or Yupik.
"Woo! It's Friday night, we're gettin' turnt! *turns husband's CPAP machine on and passes out*"
"The highlight of Friday night when you're a parent is the 5 minutes between putting your kids to bed and passing out on your own."
It was more like dad's going to sleep. 2 rules - Don't burn down the house, don't go outside.
What does it mean when you arrived late at work for the fifth time in a week?
It means that is a Friday.
When can Sunday feel like a Friday?
When you have a weekend job.
Ugh-weekend jobs are tough af. I like mine, but still. All my friends are making plans and s**t and I'm just like, "i HaVe To ShOvEl HoRsE s**T fOr MoNeY ToMoRrOw, SoRrY".
"That Shawshank scene where Andy Dufresne finally reaches freedom, but it's me getting out of work on Friday afternoon."
What deal did the teacher give the students on Black Friday?
50 per cent off late assignments.
Me: "*Does the absolute bare minimum throughout the work week*."
Me, on Friday: "Finally I can treat myself... I deserve it!"
"After my first week of working an 8-5 job, I realized 2 things:
1- Beer actually does taste much better after work.
2- I finally understand why people are so excited about the clock striking 5 on Friday."
"It’s finally Friday and it’s payday. After work let’s buy $300 worth of groceries and then wonder what to make for dinner. Screw it. Let’s order pizza."
9 PM on Friday night before kids: "Getting ready to go out with my friends."
9 PM on Friday night now: "In bed, in my pajamas, reading the user manual for my new waffle iron."
Why did the man at the calendar factory is cutting all the Fridays out?
He wanted a day off.
My mom is telling me go out on Friday night or she will slam my head against the keyboard weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
"Just like every other man I prefer casual Fridays when I finally don't have to wear my robe of snakes to work."
Me, Friday night in 1998: "I wish the music were louder and there were more people at this party."
Me, Friday night in 2018: "I wish this orange would peel itself."
"It’s 10:30 on Friday night. In my 20s, I’d be pregaming, pounding beers, getting ready to go out. At 41, I’ve already gone to bed and am only awake because I got up to go to the bathroom."
"I was shot point-blank in the back by a nerf gun so powerful it has a safety, how's your Friday night going?"
What’s Friday the 13th?
The day of the year that people blame witchcraft for their regular stupidity.
When does Jason Voorhees wear a t-shirt and shorts with his hockey mask?
On Casual Friday the 13th.
What do you call it when you have a good philosophical conversation with your friends on a Friday afternoon over a fast-food meal?
A deep fry-day.
"We’ve finally made it to the day we’ve all been waiting for!!!! Friday! Except it’s irrelevant to me cause I work every weekend!! Yeehaw for everyone else though."
What did the accordion player say on Friday?
Accordion to me, it’s going to be a great Friday.
Do you know why I don’t fear Friday the 13th?
Because my life is already as unlucky as it can get.
I don’t believe in Friday the 13th because I’m not superstitious.
I’m just a little bit stitious..
Why is it best not to care about Friday the 13th?
Because it’s bad luck to be superstitious.
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
There was a dude, he was "Yo dude you wanna die?"
I said what is this, Friday the thirteenth?
What do you call the day when you have to submit a huge assignment that you have not even started?
Frightay.
I just got a reminder in Outlook that Friday is World Sleep Day. I put it on snooze. I’m doing my bit.
How can a man leave home on Friday, stay away for 4 nights, and then return on Friday?
Friday is the name of his horse.
Why do Americans go shopping on Black Friday?
They are thankful they survived Thanksgiving dinner.
Why do people go clothes shopping on Black Friday?
To replace all the clothes they spilled Thanksgiving dinner on.
Last year I bought an instructional boxing DVD on Cyber Monday. This year I’m going Black Friday shopping.
"It’s Friday and I finally got out of bed on time to get to work reasonably early. Please clap."
Monday: "Monday already? Where did the weekend go, I hate work."
Tuesday: "I guess this isn’t so bad, already Tuesday."
Wednesday: "IT’S ONLY WEDNESDAY???"
Thursday: "Yessss, one more day till Friday."
Friday: "Finally Friday, almost time for the weekend."
This is how I feel every week
"Awww yissssss it's Friday night and you know what that means but for me it's actually eating nachos and forcing my kids to watch me do early Britney Spears choreography."
It’s Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.
Where does a nerdy person spend their Black Friday?
Geology museum because they get great shales there.
Who can profit a lot on Friday the 13th?
Tailors because they know a lot of superstitchens.
What did a worker tell his co-worker when the long and busy week was about to end?
"Fri-nally."
Why could I not attend my friend's dumplings party on Saturday morning?
Because I had to wok on Friday night.
What did a worker say to another worker who was not feeling like working on a Friday?
"Just a few more hours of work left, weekend make it!"
I headed out before dawn today and braved some insane crowds, to snag some Black Friday deals. The only thing I think I scored was a case of COVID-19.
Roll Into the Weekend With Happy Friday Memes and Jokes!
We hope you survived the list without falling off your office chair. Or your boss might wonder what you are up to instead of meeting those Friday deadlines. (PS: Boss jokes might be something you want to check out next!) Either way, we hope these Friday jokes for work at least made you smile and helped you survive the day! Let us know in the comments, and share these Friday puns with your colleagues. Cheer up their Friday as well!
