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If you've ever worked at a fast food restaurant, you'd probably agree with me on this—working hours tend to get pretty boring and repetitive. However, with the power of good imagination, there are always at least a few things one can do to make the time spent at work more exciting and enjoyable. For instance, what's the harm in raising your own and the customers' spirits by having some fun with the restaurant's sign? As long as you don't go too far and don't get yourself fired, what's the worst that could happen, right?

With that being said, Bored Panda invites you to look through a list compiled from some of the funniest fast food restaurant signs ever captured and shared on the interwebs. As always, feel free to leave a comment, and don't forget to vote for your favorite ones!

#1

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MadOMarketing Report

Mark Serbian, PK&RG,W
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, except when you piss off a clown, you get pie in the face. A king? Beheading!

JennyBee
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

dang I think Burger King might be more savage then Wendy's now....

Yort
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NOt sure which mascot isn’t creepier, though

Id row
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But wouldn't clowns be more fun to work for? Kings have a history of brutally murdering subjects who upset them.

Oliver Seitz
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perfect for ex Trump staffers...

Kitty Luna Darrow
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THAT'S *clap* SOME *clap* QUALITY *clap* SHADE *clap*

Zena Marsh
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A step up the employment ladder....

Kattie0530
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know McDonalds feels personally attacked, that's for sure xD

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    #2

    Fast-Food-Restaurant-Signs

    itsrobothood11 Report

    Tihala Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    paul shut up i laughed,ur wife prob left u, poo poo head.

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    CincyReds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone date me is awesome!

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Date which? the pie or the pizza?

    Carole Reid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they want to be dated, as in old jokes.

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    #3

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    dookitron Report

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn it Abby! Just come to work!

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Abby is not Abby about her job?

    mande.be
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she (Abbey) is on the road? Abbey Road - Famous Recording Studios in London, UK. It recorded so many of unforgettable songs/albums & apart from The Beatles, many musicians done some photos on that famous pedestrian crossing!

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    This whole list was inspired by now-viral Twitter thread in which the user @Ghobsmacka shared some of their favorite messed-up fast food restaurant signs. "Thread of f**ked up fast food signs it's worth it I promise," they wrote in the caption.

    The thread quickly received quite a bit of attention, and it currently has over 140k likes and more than 23k retweets.

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    #4

    Fast-Food-Restaurant-Signs

    stephanodude Report

    Random Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didnt want to grab the letters for "grilled chicken fish sandwichburgerito"

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    Sarah Simons
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wendy's snuck over and changed the sign.

    Kitty Luna Darrow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An employee just got fired at McDonalds. How can I tell? Hmm....

    Diana Murtaugh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, honesty is not okay in the fat/fast food industry.

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    hi myself
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Burger King person from before must've done this.

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    #5

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    Ghobsmacka Report

    Synsepalum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barf. Mustard is the only acceptable condiment for corndogs.

    Samtheperson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been waitin to hear this my entire life

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    #6

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    very_cool_stuff Report

    Rae Reyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every fall there's an oil change place in my town that offers Pumpkin Spice Oil Change. They also have a Gluten Free Oil Change, priced at double the cost of a real one.

    Alien
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t play with my emotions like that

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it seems like people will try anything pumpkin spice, so why hot!

    Deena Salzman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made pumpkin spice cheesecake dessert tacos. They were amazing.

    TERYSSA FOWLER
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you got me excited for nothing

    Diane Phillips-Herman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The actually is a spicy hot sauce with a touch of pumpkin flavor. It's delicious! I use it in chili.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're charging 50 bucks for a pack of smokes now?

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    Many other Twitter users jumped on the bandwagon and shared some of the best signs they've encountered.

    Overall, the thread seems to consist of accidentally funny signs—beautiful disasters, if I do say so myself—and well-deliberated ones. However, both types seem to be cracking people up just the same.

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    #7

    Fast-Food-Restaurant-Signs

    Ghobsmacka Report

    Kattie0530
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp ,Cearly someone did at that point lol

    Rachel Connot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like it may be on a one way road

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well i just read it so change that sign

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    #8

    Fast-Food-Restaurant-Signs

    dennygorbzalez Report

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but does it have two fluffy white rolls to go round the outside?

    Kattie0530
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't notin' like a good ol' Eminem reference

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    #9

    Fast-Food-Restaurant-Signs

    gamer634 Report

    Shika Louis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sheep obviously... I can't believe you guys didn't know this :) ;)

    Kattie0530
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    0.0 I mean, he got a point tho

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    Hilarious restaurant signs have been a thing on the internet for quite a while now. For instance, around half a year ago, we published an article listing some of the best signs of this Austin-based restaurant called El Arroyo. These signs are so iconic that the social media accounts dedicated to them are counting hundreds of thousands of followers.

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    #10

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    Sanstheprotector Report

    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Pass the lung" "okay here you go"

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you mind passing a heart?" "Oh no, here you go, one heart coming right up. Just let me a fish it out."

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    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You all are probably too young to remember The original twilight zone. The episode: To serve man. "It's a cookbook"! Best show ever! :-)

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'll have a large soylent green frosty. And a side of whatever's keeping Keith Richards alive.

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's people!! The Baconater is people!!!"

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given what I know of the Wendy's Twitter feed, this may have been deliberately unsettling...

    Schrodinger's Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Abby, Michelle's spleen is undercooked.

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    #11

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    Ghobsmacka Report

    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DON'T KILL A KITTY HOW DARE YOU I'LL BY 10000000000 OF THEM JUST DON'T KILL THE KITTY

    Rebecca O’Donnell
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is in very poor taste. Not funny at all!

    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God would never do such a thing.

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    #12

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    kayluhb Report

    Nolan Schekel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE MANAGER: YOUR’RE HIRED. ALSO THE MANAGER: GET OUT, DAMMIT, AND STAY OUT.

    Theoretical Empiricist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We laid you off so you could get unemployment rather than outright fire you. We were just being nice in this time of suffering. You're welcome. You can thank us by staying away. Don't even come here to eat."

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    #13

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    TryMyMooseJuice Report

    Kattie0530
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell Daddy he can have his cake ;) oml that came out wrong im so sorry-

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i what cake to but neither dq or grill and chill has them

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    #14

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    FatMachismo Report

    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this one before... at least we know they are still beef tho

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are beef! Bwahaha! Rest their case

    Satirical Duchess
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I smell like beef. I smell like beef. I smell like beeeeeef

    Gabriel Hood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bEef WE aRe BeEF The MoST BeEF EvEr

    Sylas Lockwood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we are sorry covid-19 dues to we are beef

    Christian Bradshaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That made me laugh more than I thought it would

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    Have you ever happened across a fast food restaurant sign that simply cracked you up? Or maybe you've been the one creating it? Feel free to share your story down below!

    #15

    Fast-Food-Restaurant-Signs

    Ghobsmacka Report

    Alien
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with this political statement.

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am thinking the 'sign/letter hanger' dude wanted to put an 'F' ... but they only gave him a 'B!'

    Melissa Nunya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what you're here for, line up for your bucket of food

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    #16

    Fast-Food-Restaurant-Signs

    AmanCreates Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet Chik Fil A is still in business despite openly donating to anti-LGBTQ organizations

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    Cecilia Buhler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we are talking to you chick fil a jkjkjk

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but without the hate, all you can taste is the sadness.

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hold the hate. can i get biscuits instead?

    Locked In The Cellar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next: delicious chicken without cruelty please

    Steve
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chick-FilA's owner is a hateful bigot. Knowing this, the sign is less amusing.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is news, last week's chicken must have been served WITH hate, right?

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    #17

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    nightfrostaxis Report

    Logically Reasonable
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And thats the story of my life, in one short signage!!!!!

    WholesomeArmyweeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “ it’s always free tacos yesterday And free tacos tomorrow. Never free tacos today.” That’s how it works in. This looking glass world

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is always yesterday or tomorrow

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There used to be a seafood restaurant in my town that always had "Free crab tomorrow" painted on the side of the building.

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    #18

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    HEELofFortune Report

    Johnny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet there's a "C" hiding behind that pole. "Now hiring closers"

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    #19

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    Bronson15 Report

    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dang 3 pounds? that's kinda risky to hire food

    Everydayhuman83
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheat the system and drink 3 pounds of coffee that totals 19.99 so you can be hired

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    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm I guess I contain a little more than three pounds of coffee...* goes to interview*

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, the coffee gets paid more than I do!

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least you know the coffee will never get tired or need a break.

    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, they're paying that coffee way over minimum wage.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably have energy to spare during the workday, unless the work is really a GRIND!!

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks Mya, I needed that, where have you BEAN?

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    Samtheperson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Le coffee:*when do I start?*later:*no stop don’t liquidate me*

    Mark Serbian, PK&RG,W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone knows: You don't hire the coffee, you merely rent it...

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    #20

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    APizzaYourMind Report

    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burn

    JenMiddleChildSmith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is in Boise, Idaho. I lived there for 20+years and saw a lot of really funny signs from the Flying Pie. They also have "name days" where the sign will have a random first name and if you can show ID or some other proof that is your name, you get free pizza.

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...OR better than the box you left out in ?!?!?!

    The Dave
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would bug me driving by that sign every day seeing "pizzaria" spelled like that.

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is it called flying "pie" pizziria

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    #21

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    Ghobsmacka Report

    WholesomeArmyweeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just “LSD”- that’s bloody terrific

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just LSD? No K2? etc ?!?!!?

    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ik they should be offering magic mushrooms to go with the chicken!

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    Sue User
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't think drugs. Thought " latter day saints" It's a church

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it was supposed to be LDS (Latter Day Saints), but maybe it;s worth the trip!

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    #22

    Fast-Food-Restaurant-Signs

    Scuplin1 Report

    Gold roses
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something homer would say mmmmmmmmmmmm pumpkin tasty 🤤

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Charlie from Sunny made that one.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pumpkin pie is actually most made with sweet potato

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No . Pumpkin pie is made with pumpkin and sweet potatoe pie is made with swet potatoes.

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    Trius Namowicz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is what the sign is based off of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqjnlQ55Jnw&ab_channel=Oyff

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    #23

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    Ghobsmacka Report

    Mason Kline
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those eyes in the background are creepy

    Weird Gaming Emo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned about the sign in the back

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok! I mean, it's Canada, you know they'll at least be friendly when you go in.

    Eliza Schuyler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome wow! *insert King George III here*

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    #24

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    Unknown Report

    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... is that supposed to be faces???

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poop emoji, you're hired!

    Theo C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    💩would like an application

    Soggy Crumpet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they wouldn’t want to hire the frowning ones... Duh

    Nolan Schekel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone actually turned up with a turd that has a smile...

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    #25

    Fast-Food-Restaurant-Signs

    tillicum Report

    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a prediction that 1 person every day will want to try it

    ARandomPerson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait so they use penises in their combos LMAO im never gonna eat at arbys

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    Sylas Lockwood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait for $1.05 you can get every penis..... Glad I only have $1.04

    Mintchinchilla
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHHHHHHHHHHH THIS DUDE GETTING FIRED

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so sad for girls ( girls justb a joke dont kill me)

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So....what do we 'penis absentia' folks do ?!?!?! Just pay the buck ot'five?!?!? :(

    Theo C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have a feeling this was vandalized.

    kristy sickles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they add "man" dressing also?👀

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    #26

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    Anindya Kar Report

    DangaTank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so now we know where he REALLY makes krabby patties

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Clearly he’s doing better than we are up here

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the heck would wanna manage SPONGE BOB, anyway ?!?!?!? (Mr. Crabs, maybe ?!?)

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At last! Someone with a bit of sense.

    Dark Kitten
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait- does Spongebob own a crabby patties shop now too?

    aesthetic.baddie27
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard they were building a chumbucket across the street. You don't suppose...

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    #27

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    iamSlob Report

    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really want smiling feces

    FloridaMan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is there a mcdonalds gas station

    Sylas Lockwood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bathroom marketing helping people get customers since highways were invented

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made it through the list before this (even the pee donut) but this made me lose my composure in front of my family. Now they're looking at me weird.

    Ryan Michael
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean everyone does on road trips

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    293 for the ultimate poop.

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    #28

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    Anindya Kar Report

    Pungent Sauce
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those folks are up early, dog bless ‘em

    Sylas Lockwood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God bless those who have served hot breakfast

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then y'all must know ME from Cracker Barrel and Bob Evans! (AND the Army...you're welcome!)

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't touch that with a forty foot pole.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flo, Marge. Nancy, Tanisha..

    #29

    Fast-Food-Restaurant-Signs

    sobore Report

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That better be some amazing f*****g flatbread ~

    Tom Susala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the beer at Wrigley field...

    Emperor Kitten
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you take the minimum wage to $15. This is what the democrats want. (sarcasm)

    Carole Deem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pretty pricy for some bread someone sat on

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that costs more that the most expensive resturant in the world which is 400 per person

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    #30

    Fast-Food-Restaurant-Signs

    flowymae333 Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nacho with meat. All 2-liters, two for $.

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    StrangerOfTheDark
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ice Bag 8 pounds, Nachos with Meat, All 2 liter for 2 dollars. I actually speak fluent jumbled, if you didn't know already.

    Ariana Grande Artist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C'mon, who wouldnt want icebag8lbachowithmeaall2ltr2for$???

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I got is 'SNEEZE WITH ME ....' ?!?!?!

    Alien
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Ice bageled nachos with me all for 2 dollars” don’t have to tell me twice 😌

    Kattie0530
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know my guy was straight trippin UwU

    Sylas Lockwood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chesters chicken Secret code: ICEBAG8LBQACHOWITHME A ALL2LTR2FOR$, it means Our chicken is made of your friends

    Theo C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the ancient message, dating back to the big bang

    Banocto456
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ice bag 8 lb, nacho with meat, and i can't decipher the last one.

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    #31

    Fast-Food-Restaurant-Signs

    Ghobsmacka Report

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nawh, they're out TO meet. . . . therefore, closed the store!!!

    Henry C Myers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    introverts can relate to this one

    Tom Susala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True...They really couldn't EVER call it "meat!"

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...but do you have chicken(?) - *sarcasm

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if you weren't closed, you would meet a lot more!

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    #32

    Fast-Food-Restaurant-Signs

    josh2067 Report

    Lainey's World
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they have a lite man dressing. I am watching my calories!

    Paloma Vita
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am quite sure I do not want any "man dressing"...

    Meme master
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my god is a guy cumming in the salad

    Pat Tamarin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can see where the first 3 letters were made yellow like the sign. Probably was Newman dressings.

    somnomania
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay but i want to know about the first half. does each salad have six chickens in it? is it six different KINDS of chicken? does the order just automatically have six salads in it?

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't "man undressing" be more appealing. Though I guess that depends on which man.

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    #33

    Fast-Food-Restaurant-Signs

    McJohnson922 Report

    Trisec
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did we learn nothing from Yoda?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no 'try.' Only 'do.'

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Do or do not. There is no try.”

    Jessica
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Motivational, yet vaguely threatening?

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't we 'ALWAYS?' (<<< well, your sign guy didn't, hahahaha!) ;)

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    #34

    Fast-Food-Restaurant-Signs

    Ghobsmacka Report

    Theo C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all right don't worry dey got da fish

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What we ain't got is language skills.

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    #35

    Fast-Food-Restaurant-Signs

    Ghobsmacka Report

    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'll pass, thank you

    Holly Allen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These new flavors are getting out of control

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goes well w/the POO COFFEE~!! ;)

    Alien
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So dunkin donuts is getting kinky now?

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know it's a pee donuts when it's all warm and stuff...

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    #36

    Fast-Food-Restaurant-Signs

    Nixe0731 Report

    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOO!!!!! IT CAN'T BE HERE!!!!!!!!!!

    Mason Kline
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that mean Mr. Burger is in the sewers?

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is so creepy when you are scared of clown like i am

    Inkblot Butterfly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOOOOOOO WHY IS IT HERE??!!?!?! WHY NOT AT SUBWAYS!!!!!!????? UGHHH!

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    #37

    Fast-Food-Restaurant-Signs

    Unknown Report

    Eggwithaleg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol i used to think grilled cheese was girl cheese

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Served with the Man Salad from McD's ?!?!?

    Theo C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one looks vandalized

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    #38

    Fast-Food-Restaurant-Signs

    soundfromwayout Report

    Nolan Schekel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THEY NEED TO BE SWOLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A restaurant's DREAM ~!!!!!

    No.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aka "NEED...FAT PEOPLE"

    Diana Murtaugh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't realize that cooking people was old fashioned :-0

    Logically Reasonable
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hand out coupons at a weight watchers meeting!!!!

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    #39

    Fast-Food-Restaurant-Signs

    Ghobsmacka Report

    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well it's not $1 for sloppy stuff

    JennyBee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it's more bc of tax...the sign lies lmao

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    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sloppy for FREE if the food is good, haha!

    WholesomeArmyweeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg White Castle is the best. I’m still upset PA doesn’t have one. But I am willing to go to my home state, New Jersey for it

    Kattie0530
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mhmmmmmm White Castle I see you ;) You guys can bet that Wendy's was on the other side of the lot

    Tom Susala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $2.00 - a really f*****g mess!!

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    #40

    Fast-Food-Restaurant-Signs

    _ArielMz Report

    Draco Malfoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UwU I'd love some bread OwO UnU

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Subway bread contains to much sugar to be legally called bread in Europe

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's UWU anyway ?!?!?

    Aleksei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This weird thing that furries and furry-like people say

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    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean the 'doesn't count as real bread in Ireland' bread?

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    #41

    Fast-Food-Restaurant-Signs

    iScream_Sundae Report

    HENRI CARON
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm being referenced in this photo and I don't like it.

    slywlf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    darn, I'm only a loser part time

    Diana Murtaugh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think MeDonalds is hiring pt time losers- good luck ;-)

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    Tom Susala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Senator Johnson of Wisconsin, here's your chance!!

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why not? they have to do something.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What;s the pay per hour? "Cause I have to be at the Aquarium Club at 3:30 on weekdats.

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    another place my brother should work

    Elizabeth Gardner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that because it takes so long to make the burger?

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    #42

    Fast-Food-Restaurant-Signs

    DebPratimBose69 Report

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One in the same . . . . LoL....!

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like i said before i am so scared of clowns

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or take the little red hair girl Wendy to a White Castle

    Anja Schmidt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a king taking orders .... ouh lalala ...

    Ryan Michael
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean would you rather eat with the Joker or Rasputin (I know he wasn’t a king, but he was powerful)

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    #43

    Fast-Food-Restaurant-Signs

    emmykat1103 Report

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Open, sample, drink, and ... what ?!?!?!

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love to go to "Open Milk night" , you never know what you'll heat!

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    #44

    Fast-Food-Restaurant-Signs

    PaladinOChaos33 Report

    SEBASTIAN ALDANA
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    try our new and improved delicious air

    Rachel Connot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The anticipation is killing me...

    Gabriel Jackson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try the ________,, its so good! Also, go try the þ¨ʼø´˙þ¥˙,øˇ´ˍʼ-®œ˝˚ˍ, its very yum

    ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    And don't forget the f̸̢̡̨̢̧̧̡̧̡̨̢̢̧̨̧̨̧̢̨̨̢̡̛̛̛̛̛͚̠̝̮͔̩̼̞̫͙͈̘͇̘̤͔͙̭͚͖̱͚̝̜̦̞̲̹̭̗̠͎̺̺͉͇̞͓͇̺͍̭̹͙͇͍̠̫̞͙͓̞̜̜̹̻̪̝̝̖͓͉̣̫̘̬͎͔̤̳̭͚̟͇̩̮̜̻̞̜̱̻̖̭͕͙̥͖͎͍̺̤̤͇͙̭̣̼̤͇̫͎̟̱̘͍̘͉̳̯͈̩͍͚̼͉̮͔̘̟̠̙̞̗͈̼̰̪͖̠̬̟̲̠͎̠̻̣͇͍͖̻͈̳̲͚̩͍͚̝̣̦̜̻͚͙̫͓̲̝̻͈̰̳̰̫̫̼͕̹̟̫̦̺̜̰̞͕͙͖̻͓̲͕̥͍̬̼̺̜̹̮̺̯͎̬̭̥̤̬̪̩̟̤̞̺͚̞̤̩̖̱̬̙̫͇̬̩͔̰̳̘̪̗͖̤̼̺̰͐́͛͛͐͊͐͑̀̂̀̆̒̓̈́͋̽̎̊͋̋͒̍̀̌̑͒̔͆̏̒̈́̉́̀̑͂̔̅͗̔̓̆͛̋̆̀͋̀͗͐̎̌͋́͑̂̽̓̈́͋̔̾̽͊̏͒̂͒̒̌̇͂̅͐̽̅̎͂̔͂͌̏͑̈̌̊͋̋̅̊̅̏̾͗̊̓̇̓̆̇͒̌̀̿͌̽̅̈͌̓͛̈́͊̎̈́̽̎̿̓̆̀̒̏̈́͂̐̒̀̽̌̑̈́̏͊͌͆̑̀͋̉̊͗͂͐̔̓̍̈͐̿́̏̽̑̉͗̚̕̚̕͘̕̕͘̚͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͠͝͝͝ͅͅờ̵̢̢̛̭̞̩͎͎̮̪͍̘͈͉̬͍̺̩̖͍̳̥͖̣̠̳͚̖͓̲͔̠̹͙̬͗͗̌͆̽̆̋̇̎̈́̀̍̾̃̀̈͋͗̎̈́̑̄̊̋̊̃̌͗͆̈͑̀̉̇̎̏͗́͗̈́̒̿̈́̈́̓̃͐̅̈̌̀͗̇̋̅̂̈̈́́̆̓̇̎́́́͊̽́̈̋̉̍͆̈́́͌̍̓̀̅̓̃̆̈́̃̇͋̅̔̋̓̉̈́̾̆̂̽̐̌͂̀̀̄͂̂̐͂̀̈́͋́̃͛̕͘̕̚̚͘̕͝͝͝͝͠͠ơ̵̧̢̧̢̢̢̛̛̛̛̛̠̭̝͖̝͉̤̺͕͓͔͍̹̪̪̣̬͇̙͇͓̜̭̝͓̭͓͔̫̫͚̱̰͚͖̟̭̞̳̹͇̹̞̗͉̳̻̪̟̜͉̦̤̞͍̙̹̬͓͇͕̰͔̲͉̜͓̰̩̱͚͈̻͎̖͔̺̭̦̖̞͍̪̭̲̞͍͎̙̥͍͔͓̖͎͕͖̠̙͕̪͙͎̮̣̟̿̐̋͌̌̈̉̒̃̏̔́͆̿͒͑̎̉̎̓̐̿̄̀̂͂̈́̌̂̄̀̈́̆̓̃́̏̆͊̇̃̃̔̂̄̄̓̐̎̋̑̓͗̅͗͗͂̒͗̔̆̄̀͆͆̀̈́̀̑̋̐̈̔̊͑̾̿͆̂̇̃͋́̔̂̑͂̀͒͋̾̔͌͗̃̽͊͛̃̏͂͐̈́̈́͂̓̀̍̀̉̉̏͌̄̑̉̚̕͘͘͘̕̚̚̚̚͘͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅd̷̛̛̛̛̄͋̍̊̎̇̑͆̂́̄́͆́̓̀̄̌͒̐̓͗͋̒̓̿̀̊̒̔̅̎̀̀͋͐͂͑̎̍̍͋̒̊͑̐̋̈́̾͆́͋̉͋̾͗́̑̅́͋͊̉͂͐́̾̋̾̂͑̓̀̂̓͊͌̂̋̾̃͛̊̉̑̈́͘̕̕̕͘͘͠͝͝͝͠͠͠!

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    Sebastian Killin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess Jeremy got bored putting up the sign halfway through his work.

    Johanna Mueller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey man, I keep entering "A titanic" in this trivia game. Am I misspelling it? What should I try instead?

    Ima giraffe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I love , highly recommend !!

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    #45

    45 Times Fast Food Signs Were Too Good Not To Share

    homerunakemi Report

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sand and Sizid . . . location please?!? OTW~!!!!!

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is a sizid and can i have some meat sand plz

    Magi Salien HXH
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go back to kindergarten!!! Learn to spell!!!!!

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