50 Times Comments Were Better Than The Post And Ended Up On The ‘Epic Comment God’ Page (New Pics)

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Excellent choice.

Touché

That's an F from me....?

...Watt?

This is gold....and red and green...like the clowns uniform.

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Ha!

I have my husband in my phone as 'Man Candy'. Funny idea at the time. Less funny when you accidentally change your settings and don't realise you've asked Siri to announce who is calling, and the other mums waiting for school pick-up get to hear "incoming call from: Man Candy" coming from your handbag

He was stumped for a snappy comeback

That many, I expect he was walking like he'd $hat himself....

Not all heroes wear capes

I will never see this movie in the same way again.

Oh crikey

She's a Hobbit! Or, shaved Sasquatch...

I mean, he did follow through with his lyrics lol

Oh no,a bad word censored 🫣

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Play the long game, respect for the commitment.

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Classic reddit.

Oof, self-own. However, he does have a point...

Oooooohhhhhh dear.......

Who did they unplug to be able to set up their consoles?

Unless you're Ivanka

Honest.

censorfairy is on d***s

Why are these screenshots so distorted?

*audience hooting*

The separation of the classes is disgusting lol

Also explains his choice of career...

Feel free to use my national flag if you need a red one lol Trinidad & Tobago.

Why would you get circumcised in a random bar by a stranger?

LOL. Sorry, but this was funny. Hope they got clearance for that one flying over their head.

Alabama?

Okay, but that's only 500k marriages.

Well, normally spree killers aren't eligible for the team

She should leave the neighborhood sometimes

CHIMKEN NUGGIES

Last weekend my husband say, this sweatshirt is kinda big on me. He looks at the logo, it's my daughter's bf sweatshirt. Better yet, my daughter found a vintage sweatshirt in the attic and gave it to her BF. He wore it over to our house at some point. It was my college bf's sweatsuit I borrowed from him. My husband looked at it and shook his head.

You are always more attractive when you are already taken it seems

At least the clear distinction. Unisex toilets work quite well in a lot of situations...

Can I instead k**l someone who isn't dead?

I mean… I’m sure LED boob lights are a thing somewhere-

"Two men enter, one man leaves!" Mad Max W@nkerdome

W@nker

Easy my mother ! I’ve never met her she died at the hands of my father when I was 8 mths old ! I’m now 60 n I miss her every day I would love to be able to do this , 💔

You gotta be your own hype man/woman.

Insulting someone by saying something about their family member is so dumb. People don't have control over it, nor are people stupid because their family member is stupid. Such a dumb mentality.

When Tintin goes bald....

How is she executable if she's already dead?

WTF is that emoji?

The pronouns "he/him" say their pronouns are "that one ripped guitar player"

Better next time

Ex friend, surely.

None. She's dead.

D1ck Tracy the bouffant years

I mean, sure, nice joke. Was old when my 54 years of life began on earth, but nice, I guess. You know why it's a problem? Because I had my car break down on a crossing and no one would stop and help, instead they slowed down to insult me in passing because clearly "women can't drive", after all, they hear it all the time, so it must be true. :( Now let's make a few more jokes how men on playing grounds are all paedophiles, shall we?

We get it, sexual harassment is soooooooo funny.