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Just because people choose to be kind doesn’t mean that you can take advantage of this kindness. That sounds about right, doesn’t it, dear Pandas? Unfortunately, some people have so little shame that they flaunt their greed and beg for money openly. In the digital age, that’s easier to do now than ever.

For example, tons of people create GoFundMe projects to try and weasel out some money from naive altruists. That’s where the aptly named ‘Don’tFundMe’ subreddit comes in. It’s an online community that names and shames the most egregious and greedy GoFundMe campaigns.

Some of these projects are as shameless as they can be. However, some others are clearly tongue-in-cheek social commentaries, attempts to have some fun and brighten people’s day. Scroll down to see what the GoFundMe landscape is really like, dear Pandas. And be sure to tell us about the worst campaigns you’ve ever laid eyes on.

Bored Panda reached out to the founder and moderator of the subreddit to have a chat about the online group's history and dumb GoFundMe campaigns.

"I was inspired to create /r/DontFundMe after seeing a college friend post a GoFundMe for a Christian mission trip overseas that, at worst, looked suspiciously like a vacation and, at best, looked to not be especially beneficial to the community it was supposed to help. Her campaign was never posted to the subreddit and only served as the initial inspiration," they shared with us.

#1

What The-

What The-

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Mohsie Supposie
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many people donated without actually understanding it?

Rijkærd
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is clearly not dumb...its evil genius at work...

JASH80
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hah, that one is funny though! I believe this resonates with many of us.. I am wondering though, as I am not familiar with go fund me.. the green bar shows the amount of cash he's been able to raise so far, right? If so then this is quite impressive..

Aeon Flux
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But doesn't he have to raise the full amount in order to claim any of it?

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Jo Choto
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's nearly half a million dollars of stupid, right there.

Kipindichapili
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We can all tell his name is Michael

Marcellus II
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like how the blurring almost makes it impossible to read the name as Michael C. D'Amato.

Lara Verne
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm transfinancial too. Give me your money.

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The founder of the online community told Bored Panda that they have no idea why the people behind the most egregious campaigns aren't ashamed of themselves.

"Maybe part of the reason is that these donations are entirely voluntary, so they don't have the same level of guilt as, for example, a pharmaceutical company holding lifesaving medication hostage behind outrageous costs," the moderator mused why some folks have an easy time begging for money on GoFundMe.

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    #2

    My Friend Sent Me This 2 Months Ago

    My Friend Sent Me This 2 Months Ago

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    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT THE- 200 MILLION DOLLAHS????????????????

    JP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the goal not the amount raised

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    StayClassy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives, I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

    Mokayokok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only 46 minutes old, so does that mean it's the friends account? Or OP's for clout?

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with no fear of having to pay out --- it won't reach its goal.

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    #3

    Update: The Green Bean Man Has Raised $5

    Update: The Green Bean Man Has Raised $5

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    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what go find me is but is this a real thing? Can people ask for these dumb things and actually get money? In which case why haven't I started trying this?

    Brandy Gray
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, you can start a GoFundMe for any reason at all. Getting people to donate isn't so easy though.. with so many people on there it's unlikely to be seen by strangers.

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    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    17 Hours? he could have starved to death waiting, where's your hearts people . . . still if he survived the wait he had 2-quid change for some peas too!

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    Bored Panda was curious what the mod would change about GoFundMe if they could do anything. However, they were candid that they haven't followed the platform's development over the years. Though they do have one novel idea.

    "We could take all of the healthcare-related campaigns and bundle them all into one single one-day campaign, say on April 18th. We could call it 'Tax Day' and ensure that the funding is used to cover all healthcare costs for every citizen of the United States. Maybe we could even have all of the billion-dollar corporations donate to this campaign," they said. The idea sounds great. Hopefully, someone will pitch it to GoFundMe.

    #4

    This Gives More Backstory To Actual Gofundme Idk If It Fits

    This Gives More Backstory To Actual Gofundme Idk If It Fits

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    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oi check ur last tweet idiot

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he thinks that the USA is number one for all those things he could start by checking maternal survival rates for childbirth. Shocking.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, general survival rates are naturally bad when you don't cover the poorest half of the population. The rest of the list is actually one item, "#1 in research"; which is debatable as well (yes total, not per capita).

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the use in being number 1 in all those areas if you do not use the knowledge to help people?

    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the Trump trash beggars GoFundMe-ing for their bills after they get Covid! I mean, COME ON.

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great. All the cures, research and innovations you could want ... most of them too costly for the average citizen to afford. Good Job, 'murica.

    O-man The Human
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't seem to understand that the two aren't mutually exclusive lol

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t worry the US is #1 in cures according to you. He’ll be fine

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who buy into the "market forces" as a political system ALWAYS believe they are the "market" and the "force" will correspond with their desires until like here, they find, they are actually footing the bill and the "market" has left them behind.

    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Socialism for me, but not for thee" The Republican credo.

    Pamela Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bernie sounds like he needs an education. The US is NOT #1 in ANY of those things listed. Look it up and try again.

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    #5

    The Hat Fund That's Actually Pretty Good

    The Hat Fund That's Actually Pretty Good

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    ᓚᘏᗢSOMECATLADY22ᓚᘏᗢ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that would be a great prank! one of you buddies *bald and playing along* has the hat on and you go someplace crowded and just say something like "GIMMIE THAT HAT!" and rip it off then the dude will be OG bald and let out a scream saying "MY HAIR MY HAIR ITS GONE!!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!?!?!?" and boom a great prank!

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    rumade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just needs to learn origami, and then he can make a hat out of a newspaper :)

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are the best quality of hats, far better than nike

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    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah just own it. I feel worse for balding guys whose head is shaped in a way that doesn't accomocate baldness well.. my ex hubby sported a goatee just so he wouldn't look like a polished bowling ball (his words, not mine, we're friendy ;-) )

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That number is weirdly awkward in my head...so specific it raises questions

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    #6

    The Fund For This Lady's Midlife Crisis Tat

    The Fund For This Lady's Midlife Crisis Tat

    Now you can help one PA woman cross two items off of her bucket list. The first was to get a squirrel tattoo and the second was to orchestrate an online fundraiser. She decided to combine them into one glorious GoFundMe page

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    Wax0nWax0ff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully, if she gets enough money, she can pay the artist extra to add a squirrel tail to the hamster in the drawing.

    C. Wade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahahahaha BP needs to add awards like Reddit 'cos you deserve one!

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that costs two grand, she needs a new tattoo artist.

    NeonDisco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $2000 for a tattoo, is she getting it done by Banksy?

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has raised enough for the acorn.

    Head Mills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never scrimp on the cost of a tattoo but...who the hell is charging 620 for a squirrel tattoo?! It must be huge!

    Aeon Flux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No WAY that costs two grand.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one hell of an expensive midlife crisis tattoo. Maybe it might be easier to binge some bad telly, gorge on a tub of ice cream, and weep silently to yourself as you reflect on where it all went wrong.

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    The founder told us that, unfortunately, r/DontFundMe "is a dying subreddit." There's been hardly any engagement or growth over the past several years.

    "I'd like to believe that the majority of redditors are moving away from 'outrage' subreddits like this one I created. I've come to realize that subreddits like this probably don't have a positive lasting effect on mental health," they said.

    #7

    A Fund To Erase This Bad Decision

    A Fund To Erase This Bad Decision

    Turns out getting a job was tough for this tattooed New Yorker. To help erase her (really, really, really) terrible decision and hopefully brighten up her job prospects, she started a GoFundMe campaign to get the 420 tattoo removed from her forehead.

    Aiming for $800, she raised more than $1,000 in just a few days.

    gofundme Report

    Jing Yi Xu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess if it will make her more employable and help boost her self esteem it's worth it. Tattoosists should NEVER tattoo drunk or dumb people tbh

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any decent tattooist won't do facial tattoos anyway

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    A Strike
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know about this… I had a *much* smaller tattoo removed from my foot about 6 years ago that only had black ink. Took 6 months and cost about 1800 bucks…

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought the same, tattoo removal deep into the 4-figure area.

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    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A haiku: Big dumb face tattoo makes armed robbery not a career choice for you

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well thanks BP for ruining the line spacing on the haiku. :(

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    Phill Healey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't honestly see what is wrong with this. No-one is forced to donate and people are allowed to make mistakes and learn from them.

    The Penguin Bandit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BWA HAHAHA The look on her face, the tattoo, just the whole package, I might have donated a buck or two if I could stop laughing long enough to click the button

    Becky Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's loads of really good movie industry makeup she could use on that that would be cheaper :P

    Bill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dispensaries are "highering". That tattoo might give her a leg up on getting hired

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh please, she won't get it removed. She'll just get another stupid tattoo with it.

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    #8

    I Insist You Don't Give This Guy Any More Money

    I Insist You Don't Give This Guy Any More Money

    A_E_S_T_H_E_T_I_C2 Report

    The Penguin Bandit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm actually impressed that this worked. Honestly, lol I'm not even mad.

    Almighty YT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats a pic from a videogame, not even a real person- i have important needs , actual needs to further my education and to be help become a better father for my family and we are all real people - think its time i make peace with technology and get all the help i can from my superextended family of special people

    tine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just one more big score! Have a little goddamn faith!

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm... I am not a socialist, but it looks like some people really do have too much money.

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    #9

    Former Child Star Wants 100k, He Has Spent All His Money

    Former Child Star Wants 100k, He Has Spent All His Money

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    Wistiti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get back on top? Who is he?

    Brandy Gray
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, he really looks like he's struggling..psh. Ask your brother for money, leave us alone.

    Monika Rhodes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His brother doesn't want anything to do with him either, aaron is a prick

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    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Promise to never make that stupid face again and I’ll give you a dollar.

    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These swimming pools ain't free.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he's at his job cleaning them? One can hope.

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's your house, you don't need other people's money, scumbag.

    Pia kjærgaard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First thing that comes to My mind ; GET A F*****G JOB!!!!!

    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His 15 minutes were up like 20 years ago.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro, 1990s are long gone, deal with it.

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    California-based GoFundMe lets people fundraise money for pretty much anything and everything, so long as it fits the company’s community standards. So while you might see some fairly run-of-the-mill requests to help an animal shelter or a family who has lost their home, you’ll also find some Americans begging for help because they can’t afford life-saving medication or healthcare.

    Between 2010 and 2020, GoFundMe raised over 9 billion dollars, contributed by over 120 million donors. However, not every project is altruistic. Some people see the platform as a way to make a quick buck by telling a sob story. And they get called out for it by the ‘Don’tFundMe’ subreddit.

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    #10

    Kid At The School I Go To

    Kid At The School I Go To

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    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might help someone raise money for air pods if they just stated they'd really like to have some but can't afford them.. but whenever I read "I deserve them" my eye starts twitching

    Zaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self declared "really good people" (nice guys) get nothing in any case

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    Wax0nWax0ff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the school teach grammar?

    Zaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See if that "really hard school" can teach you some interpunction. I'll donate a dollar or two towards better education

    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Punctuation, never heard of it!

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I deserve them”. I really hope this was created by a child (although surely not allowed to be on Gofundme) otherwise that is one irritating, entitled teenager. Also, pay attention in school. Don’t listen to music!

    Jo Ellen Washburn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently the poster has not had a grammar class yet. Needs to learn about commas, periods, and run on sentences.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about I give you a few English and writing lessons instead.

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    #11

    The Fund To Put A Tardis Into Space

    The Fund To Put A Tardis Into Space

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    Jonathan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this needs to be funded

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My choice is not made yet... Will it also be bigger inside?

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    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tesla in space: OK, self-serving, but it worked as an awesome test flight. Tardis in space: Almost enough to make me wish Richard Branson, the world's biggest douche, actually wins the space race. Come on, Branson, get it done, you limey, you!

    elloelloello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TAKE MY MONEY! TAKE IT! A WHOLE £3 TO PUT A TARDIS IN SPACE!

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but yes, absolutely! Finally someone with a valid project

    Hayden Higa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, a tardis can already do tht

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just one question, is it bigger on the inside?

    No one
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    3 years ago

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    #12

    A Fund For This Guy's Booty Call

    A Fund For This Guy's Booty Call

    What's a guy to do when his entire relationship hinges on a $325 plane ticket to Miami? His future is in the hands of the Internet.

    gofundme Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man got paid to fly to miami and get laid... he is our leader now

    C. Wade
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This man is a genius.

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    PADNA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's the same dude with hats O.o

    Pia kjærgaard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Our Future…. I’m Crying. Out loud !!!😩

    13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah I see he's goodlooking and got a ticket for free. Can't possibly be related.... right?

    r/DontFundMe has been active for almost 7.5 years. Founded way back in late October of 2014, it has amassed nearly 219k members since then. The entire subreddit is run by just a single moderator (though they also use Reddit’s AutoModerator for help).

    The online group presents itself as “a subreddit for those born without shame-glands, dedicated to showcasing particularly egregious GoFundMe projects.” In other words, it’s about showing the weirdest, most shameless times people tried to swindle a quick buck or two from those willing to show kindness.

    #13

    The Fund For Alabama

    The Fund For Alabama

    If you've had enough of donating to sickly children or homeless cats, then why not mix things up and donate to... the state of Alabama? That's right, Alabama State Senator Paul Sanford set up a voluntary tax page where you could help pay Alabama state taxes whether you actually live there or not.

    gofundme Report

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to the tax dollars the citizens have paid?

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pay enough taxes as it is thank you

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we only had a lottery...

    June Gem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never....right wing nut jobs

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just in case you want to pay more taxes. It’s nice that the senator was willing to donate so much of his own money.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like this will take 34153 years to complete. Go Alabama !

    MikeWheelerFan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because who wouldn’t want to pay even more taxes?

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    #14

    Turns Out Having Kids Is Expensive

    Turns Out Having Kids Is Expensive

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Condoms could have solved your problems

    C. Wade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was sleazy enough but then I read "conservative kids" and it become downright gross.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I have gathered from this is that people like piglets a lot more than conservative families who overpopulate. Sounds about right.

    Becky Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is going hunting part of a school curriculum?! F*****g asswipes!

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nope. I am willing to help their kids pay off their therapy bills in a few years though.

    TheDivineMsM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They might as well write "we're entitled assholes who don't value the lives of animals and instead teach our kids to hunt them." Be honest with yourselves.

    whodunnitfan2013
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like this shouldn't have reproduced or even be allowed to reproduce.

    Gabriel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they vaccinated their kids, homeschooling and conservative go hand in hand with antivaxxers

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps asking to fund a vasectomy or an IUD or even condoms would be more successful.?

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    #15

    Girl Posts On Facebook Group Begging People To Give Her $20,000 To Impress Her Dad So She Can Use His Car

    Girl Posts On Facebook Group Begging People To Give Her $20,000 To Impress Her Dad So She Can Use His Car

    Bearmodulate Report

    Helderder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. It would just proof that she's to lazy to work and there for is not a responsible person.

    Marina Rocha
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    How do you know it's a "she"?

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    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll donate some pluralizations in exchange for those misplaced apostrophes.

    Alpha 1 Solace
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get the freaking sandwich making job and grow up. People respect people who work, and then work for something better. Omgsh. It is so sucky people actually do give their dollars. What a princess. Id disown.

    Grace Noyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She needs to crowdfund a grammar course.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really believe that black thinks he's doing something productive. Just so disconnected from reality that they don't know this just makes them continue to look lazy and ungrateful

    Helderder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Just from the caption. Sorry but are we going to get the gender assumption discussion everywhere now..? Probably better to read first.

    J.A. Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Golly gee whiz, I can't understand why anyone wouldn't want to send money to this lovely young lady.

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    Now, there are a few rules that you have to be aware of if you plan on joining r/DontFundMe and posting content there. For one, as much fun as it is to poke fun at people who deserve it, the subreddit’s members are asked to blur out all identifiable info. What’s more, posters should avoid adding visible links to the projects themselves. That’s to avoid promoting any and all campaigns directly (whatever they might be).

    #16

    The Instagram Egg

    The Instagram Egg

    theearthisaglobe Report

    Gelato Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this is egg dude! They hold the record for the most liked instagram photo, they did it to beat Kylie Jenner

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like it's a copy of that. Campaign started 1h ago, zero pledges...

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this, my dear students, is called EGGOLUTION.

    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great complexion, good figure, inconspicuous make-up, modern hair style, could do with a bit of work on the upper body though. Otherwise, yes a great project with potential - definitely eggsellent prospects.

    jammer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No-one has photoshopped the natural surface structure from this egg, it cannot be from Instagram.

    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if they get a fraction of their goal, they'll have won.

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is original, haha, let's see him do a scrambled one.

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha I think this is a joke based on a kind of game children play here. It's called "egg swapping". You take an egg and go from house to house. You ask whoever opens the door if they want to swap the egg for anything else they want to give/ get rid of. I did it once when I was around 10 I think. We did not have an egg, so we took an orange. At the end we had several chocolate bars and other sweet stuff.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to do it competitively on summer camp. Nearby villages must have been used to it... four-five teams of 12--15y olds set out with an apple (eggs are fragile and nobody trusts they're fresh/raw), come back with large amounts of things. And there's various "paperclip to a house" things from a few years ago.

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    #17

    Woman Who Abused Starbucks Barista And Refused To Wear A Mask Wants $100k... For Abusing Starbucks Barista And Refusing To Wear A Mask

    Woman Who Abused Starbucks Barista And Refused To Wear A Mask Wants $100k... For Abusing Starbucks Barista And Refusing To Wear A Mask

    reddit.com Report

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like, 'Woman Who Doesn't have functioning brain cells Wants $100k.....for not having functioning brain cells'

    Spikey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps with that 100k dollars she can buy some common sense

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    Helderder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joke on her. The people started a go fund me for the barista🤣🤣🤣

    Stephanie Ladd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard she tried to demand half since it was only you because of her idiocy that thw gofundme was made. Insane.

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry not sorry to say she looks like the stereotypical dumb karen...

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She sounds like an awful human being, but how about we stop shaming people for the way they look?

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    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! She’s now suing for fund me for defamation of character! 🤣 https://www.gofundme.com/f/redress-defamation-of-character?qid=e669df89539545fe17581d1ee1022f44

    bryguy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's America, someone tells you to do something so you berate them then go online asking for money, but when that too backfires you fall back on a good ol' lawsuit.

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    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this was hilarious. And then some idiots gave her $5000 and she went around threatening every Starbucks. There are videos. All you have to do is look them up. She continues to embarrass herself and keeps going. All for attention.

    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait and I believe she sued the Starbucks kid for half of the money he got.

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    Kai David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't she sue the barista for the gfm that some one set up for the barista?

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she could have an intelligence implant..... 🙄

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just googled her. That's a lot of filters she's used for that photo!

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    #18

    It’s A Mood For Sure

    It’s A Mood For Sure

    itzongaming Report

    I like cats
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "$6,969" is just the icing on the cake

    The Penguin Bandit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I'm gonna need a little more information

    Spikey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ima donate 69.69$ to this /j

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of "Surgery for my legs 'cause I can't stand you hoes"

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sad thing is, it will only make him sick every year from now on. Lazy sod.

    What’s more, the content that you post on r/DontFundMe has to be in some way related to egregious GoFundMe projects. There’s a separate subreddit for bad Kickstarter projects. Meanwhile, general begging posts go on the legendary r/ChoosingBeggars. In other words, the content has to be mainly focused on GoFundMe. Though the ‘Don’tFundMe’ team explains that they do allow some non-GoFundMe posts “within reason.”

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    #19

    I Think This Is Appropriate Here

    I Think This Is Appropriate Here

    RumiMM Report

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the d**k pick approach --- very low chance of success, but also very little effort to spam around.

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    #20

    A Fund To Help Someone Adopt This Creature

    A Fund To Help Someone Adopt This Creature

    After going through a harrowing divorce in August of 2015, a Denver woman decided that there were only two things in this world that could ever revive her happiness. The first was adopting this adorable hedgehog.

    The second was collecting the $500 dollars it apparently takes to adopt an adorable hedgehog.

    gofundme Report

    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of all the things in this article, this one is probably the one I find the least objectionable - assuming this is a domestic hedgehog, no different to adopting a cat or dog. Second assumption is that her back story is accurate, what you're actually donating to is this woman's emotional recovery. $500 is not an exorbitant amount to ask for.

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you cannot afford to buy/adopt a pet you definitely can't afford to keep one.

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    June Gem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if you can't afford to adopt the animal you definitely can't afford to take it to the vet, feed it and be a good pet parent

    Josephine Veretto
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in CO and I apologize for this woman's behavior smh

    Brittany Howard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had no idea hedgehogs were so expensive!

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hedgehogs are wild animals and covered in fleas and don't need to be kept as pets, however adorable they are.

    Ren Karlej
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, hedgehogs are renowned for having fleas. However, the fleas are host specific, meaning they will not survive for long on any other species, be it pets or people.

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    Camilo Is best
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DONATE ALL YOU MONEY TO THIS PERSON RIGHT NOW

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    #21

    Look At Diss Dude

    Look At Diss Dude

    B2boomer Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strange to use a picture of yourself on a carousel for the cause.

    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure plenty of others have earned more at a younger age doing something legitimate.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, simply inheriting is the usual method.

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    Guy MacGregor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The youngest millionaire is 9.. too late buddy

    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bruh. good that ppl didn't donate.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's already kids in Dubai who are multimillionaires. You're too late, carousel dude.

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mary Kate and Ashley (billionaires at 15*) are laughing at you. (* Or maybe hundred-millionaires or something, but still...)

    The Penguin Bandit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The carnival song running through my head seems so appropriate RN

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    The sub also isn’t the place for any actually good campaigns. There has to be an element of malevolence, absurdity, or hilarity present. “This subreddit is for bad GoFundMe projects that obviously beg for money or don't have a clear objective other than the ability to sponge money from your wallet,” the mod writes.

    #22

    The Fund To Send A Woman Around The World For 'Spiritual Healing'

    The Fund To Send A Woman Around The World For 'Spiritual Healing'

    Traveling the world sounds like an amazing opportunity. And the chance to travel the world on someone else's dime? Even better. Rebecca G. is asking people to help her pay for a $10,000 round-the-world trip, all so she can advance in her "spiritual journey."

    Sure. She promises that as she travels she will help others realize their own spiritual journey, all while living out her dream. How she plans to help others is unclear, though. What we do know is that she plans to write a book about it. Yay?

    gofundme Report

    Mistralok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try "Sexual Healing" gal. Much easier to come by.

    Stephen Steve Stephenson III
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell by the number of necklaces she has that she’s super spiritual

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the best way to get rid of a crazy ex-gf that I've ever heard!

    Eppe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I briefly knew a woman who actually pulled this off, travelling on donations. She then proceeded to brag about when two kids in a developing nation asked her for money, she replied she had none, BUT when they looked hungrily at her ice cream she IMMEDIATELY bought the kids both an ice cream. What an enlightened spirit...

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's begpacking on a whole new level...

    Hemlock Tea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe go volunteer in a soup kitchen instead of getting strangers to pay for your extended vacation.

    Jack Holt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the placement of the scarf to make her look as though she is an adherent of eastern religions... What a bloody entitled poser.

    Andre Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Rebecca, why don't you just take a yoga class, smoke some weed, dance naked in the woods, buy something from Goop, and change your name to Sunshine Moonchild-- maybe that will help you on your spiritual journey.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dreamermoon Dreamerdreamer was a fun one, from the movie "Soul".

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    #23

    This Woman Gave Her Son Industrial Bleach To Drink, Uploaded It To Youtube, & Is Now Trying To Sue Nbc For Reporting This

    This Woman Gave Her Son Industrial Bleach To Drink, Uploaded It To Youtube, & Is Now Trying To Sue Nbc For Reporting This

    PaulAspie Report

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why isnt she arrested and the children in womeone elses custody?

    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since January, when Bradley Austin learned that his ex-wife was using chlorine dioxide on their sons, he’s been trying to stop her. (He’s also exploring fighting for guardianship of his sons.) But the local police, the state’s division of adult protective services and a medical doctor treating Jeremy have all declined to intervene. A police spokesman said there wasn’t enough evidence that chlorine dioxide was dangerous; a caseworker with the Kansas Adult Protective Services told police that she didn’t see the situation as serious enough for the state to take action. Kansas. Go figure.

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. I was reading these last night when they first came out and I just had to stop here. I was too disgusted

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    DogMom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sad because you just know the reason she is anti-vaccine is because she bought into that pseudoscience that autism is caused by vaccines. Now she is feeding her sons bleach. Misinformation kills.

    Spikey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm autistic and there's nothing wrong with it.

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    Coffee panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is true, she should be charged with attempted murder

    Brandy Gray
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry.. but after like 3 kids with mental disabilities, you would think she'd stop breeding.

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She doesn't believe that the "mental disabilities" are genetic, she thinks they were caused by vaccines. And she may not have known those three children had autism when she tried to conceive the next. Even if she knew they had disabilities, it's still her choice how many children she has. People with "mental disabilities" are still valuable human beings with rights and dignity.

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like hostages, each using a different technique to plead for help from the cameraman.

    Thee8thsense
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it whitened his teeth...

    Mushroomlover
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the mother of an autistic child, this woman shouldn’t be allowed to raise children. What an idiot.

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    #24

    Why

    Why

    ironwillow Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This world is horrible

    Sabi Piršel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a strong enough word. If you know what I mean. The world is F´d up, man!

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone I know donated to this....we can't be friends anymore.

    Zara VP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot stand that she was labeled as "self-made". What a joke.

    btaglln
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is clearly the worst and made me at the time loose faith in humanity

    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it turned out she wasn't a billionaire. She lied. Just like Donald Trump.

    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody said this person was going to give the money to Kylie Jenner.

    bryguy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Celebrities like this are so far from reality they truly think they started from the bottom with nothing...

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    Sarah Stalder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually remember in one of the very few episodes of KUWTK that when Kendall wanted to become a model, so did Kylie. Family said she wasn't cut out for it. As mind-numbing as that show is , every time I see her, I think "she sure proved them wrong".

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    Anyone who’s caught promoting projects or soliciting donations on r/DontFundMe will bet permanently banned. And, as always, members of the subreddit are duty-bound to follow Reddit’s general rules, aka be a nice person, not a jerk. That means no spamming. No harassment. No threats. No organizing witch-hunts against GoFundMe beggars that you personally don’t like. Poking fun at them online is fine—but there’s no excuse for abuse.

    #25

    Wwjd?

    Wwjd?

    EkriirkE Report

    Cadena Norton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a televangelist back in the day that told his followers that if he didn't raise 3 mil he would "bring him home"...it worked

    BorPand8
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was Oral Roberts. I looked up an inflation calculator and it says $3 mil in 1987 would be worth $7.5 mil now. "Roberts said God gave him the ultimatum in March, warning that he had to raise a total of $8 million or ″I’m going to call you home in one year.″ The money, $3.5 million of which already had been raised, is to allow Oral Roberts University medical students to graduate debt-free and become missionaries." https://apnews.com/article/84060707db5c4d465b85c7859145139b.

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    Dasha Slepenkina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm. Recently flew commercial on an airplane. Suspect some co-passengers of being demons.

    Laura
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and you know his followers where giving him their grocery money because they have been brainwashed to think this is acceptable

    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like Trump, his supporters are literally sending their welfare and disability checks.

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    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So your telling me Jesus could walk on water but if he was around today he’d need a plane to get around? Hmmm. 🤔

    Eppe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know one demon who has been flying commercial up till now

    april jenkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you need to pray harder to your god

    June Gem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what is wrong with the world.

    AnnaB
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pathetic thing is that he'll probably exceed the goal.

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    #26

    Because iPhone X Is More Important That Preparing For Your Baby

    Because iPhone X Is More Important That Preparing For Your Baby

    ladymagnolia87 Report

    whodunnitfan2013
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another person who shouldn't have reproduced.

    David Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "He doesn't cost a lot to run" as a descriptor of one's child speaks volumes. Also yes, he would be obligated to buy the phone if the funds come through, but there's nothing saying his wife can't immediately take a hammer to it; Uno Reverse card on your Checkmate, sir

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next he'll be asking us to pay for his divorce.

    The Penguin Bandit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 ppl in 11 months donated... So, what's the rest of the story? He get his phone? The kids alright? His wife smack him upside the head yet?

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    too bad he cannot put those 1000 towards the inevitable divorce now since the rules forbid it..

    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "cost a lot to run" it's a kid not a car.

    Stephen Steve Stephenson III
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t they break this down into monthly installments? Spread over 2 years that’s $50/month. A grown man can’t come up with $50 per month?! Probably should have rethought kids 1, 2 , and 3.

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    #27

    Seriously...?

    Seriously...?

    BestBedpan Report

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people in Hell want ice water.

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah and I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs, and a bathroom I can play baseball in..

    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fiancée wants Michael Ball for her bday. That’s not happening either

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please send jeep- postcards to: Mr Idiot, moron lane, Sh!tville.

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Matchbox do a good model for about eight quid...

    June Gem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then I guess either you or her need to work and save up for it

    Helderder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe we need to start a go fund me to. E al

    Helderder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be able to buy a house in this crazy market...

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    PADNA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what kind of a bucket costs only 10k USD??? The fuel to run this for a month costs more

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    Which of these projects did you think were the dumbest, dear Pandas? What do you think it would take to ensure that people stop trying to make a quick buck at the expense of others? Is there anything that you wish you could change about GoFundMe as a whole? Share your thoughts with us in the comments.

    #28

    Please Show Some Love

    Please Show Some Love

    dreamer273 Report

    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no.

    april jenkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i will give you ten bucks if you mow my lawn

    kjorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm so happy that my son finally find fortnite boring

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the people that you've already shown love to that would jump in and repay the feeling. The fact you have £0 raised tells us everything.

    Shaista Afridi 🇦🇫
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you get a job, you'll have something to do and can pay for your own battle pass or skin..

    wendy schutze
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “”WHITE”” Boy?…….White boy?…! For real….he actually said that.

    Punkee Broomeister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused. Do they even use V-Bucks in this 'Fornite'?

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    #29

    The Fund To Prove The Earth Is Flat

    The Fund To Prove The Earth Is Flat

    Despite the overwhelming amount of scientific evidence to the contrary, rapper B.o.B. is thoroughly convinced that the Earth is flat. He is so certain, in fact, that he launched a GoFundMe campaign in September 2017.

    The goal of the campaign? To raise $1 million to send satellites into space to "find the curve" that, in his mind, is the only real proof that the world is spherical.

    wikimedia.commons Report

    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeahhhhh and after he gets 1 mil he gonna be like "oh also I watched documentaries and te earth is round" smh

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I read SMH, in my head it’s pronounced “smacka me heed”. Just sharing.

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think alot of flat earthers are really a bunch of trolls but then again humanitys' capacity to be stupid has been found to be infinite....

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he know we've already done that?

    TheDivineMsM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could, ya know, just use the satellites Nasa has up there

    Ulfert Vos
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Satellites? Those things that ORBIT the earth?

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait,,, he understands that satellites work but doubts the science that puts them in the sky?

    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lord the PUNS are on fire on these comment threads today! Excellent job!

    btaglln
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm divided. I would like him to have this million because there is no way he could make a satellite for this amount of money due to his stupidity

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    #30

    Help Me Buy A Tesla

    Help Me Buy A Tesla

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    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BUY IT WITH YOUR OWN MONEH IDIOT. LEMME GUESS, YA GONNA BEG FOR THE SERVICE BILLS TOO? smh

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I am worried as hell because my 16yo car broke and I cant afford any.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If 50k people tell you to get over yourself, you probably won't.

    The Penguin Bandit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but you gotta help me buy one, too

    Lori T Wisconsin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Start walking. It doesn't need gasoline and it's good for your health.

    featherytoad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why people give to this b******t.

    #31

    Finally! A Cause I Actually Support.

    Finally! A Cause I Actually Support.

    SuperlativePizza Report

    Clipps / Xaften
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *donates the one dollar to my name*

    Spikey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an admirable cause. Shreck is love. Shreck is life.

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't go wrong with Shrek!

    #32

    She Beeds Help With Legal Fees And A New Car After Drinking And Driving, Killing Two People

    She Beeds Help With Legal Fees And A New Car After Drinking And Driving, Killing Two People

    stlbluess Report

    rumade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you drive drunk you should never have a licence again. Get a bicycle

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This! I can never understand how people who killed others while driving drunk get out of jail and back behind the wheel. They should be banned for life, especially since there are a lot of cases of those people reoffending, often with tragic results.

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    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT THING DESERVES TO GO TO HELL. THE F*****G DEPTHS OF HELL FOR KILLING THAT POOR INNOCENT SOUL

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The nerve of her, she killed someone and then acts as if she was victim. Absolutely disgusting

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    Timmy Pillinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone deserves a defence lawyer. Still wouldn't donate.

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aren't you assigned one in the US if you cannot afford one?

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    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd maybe donate to send this woman to a mandatory rehab.

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, HELLO NO!!!. Two innocent lives were taken because of this idiot's actions! She should never have another car! NEVER!

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    #33

    Not The Best Stock Photo To Use When Crowdsourcing For A Day Care

    Not The Best Stock Photo To Use When Crowdsourcing For A Day Care

    theitgirlpenn Report

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck with that. Not so sure this photo is gonna help your cause.

    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daycare for deceased persons - now that's a new concept.

    The Penguin Bandit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna go ahead and keep looking for a daycare on my own, thanks. Good luck with the funerals, tho

    #34

    A Fund For The Lady Whose Kid Jumped Off The Roof

    A Fund For The Lady Whose Kid Jumped Off The Roof

    Things got a little testy when the mom of a 19-year-old girl went on GoFundMe to ask the web for $4,200 to pay the girl's rent for six months. Why? Because the young lady couldn't work due to injury.

    Why again? Because she jumped off of the roof, attempting to land in the pool. Genius.

    gofundme Report

    rumade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... young people do dumb stuff all the time. People get hurt just as bad skiing. In many places having a good job would mean sick pay for time off- in my contract in the UK we get full pay for a certain number of months and then it cuts down to half pay.

    Phill Healey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure what the problem is here. The biggest mistake was living in America where the Government gives you no support, healthcare or work rights

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. The girl hurt herself and mom wants you to pay her rent because the girl can't work. She didn't hurt herself at work so no worker rights involved. She just graduated HS so she doesn't have enough time in the job to have earned 6 months of benefits. She should move back home while she heals.

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    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are called "consequences", my dear. After reading these posts, it seems like more people need to learn how to live with them.

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you jump off of a roof to land in a pool? That's insanely stupid. Sorry for the injury but....damn!

    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I jumped off the roof when I was a kid. All I got was some rather strong advice from my dad once I was recovered.

    #35

    Play Stupid Games...

    Play Stupid Games...

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    Coffee panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This poor stupid guy. I hope he gets help. It is a health hazard. He could lose his arms if im not mistaken.

    olx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    talk about a health hazard

    A.J Milne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would donate, as long as he doesn't do it again

    Kathleen R.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Olive Oil! That made me laugh, but I don't know if anybody else 'got it'. Maybe they are too young to get it. Heck, I am almost too young to get that joke, and I am pretty old.

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    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did he get that tshirt on?

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    #36

    Provide Food (And At Least $150) For Our Holiday Party So We Can Go On Vacation A.s.a.p.

    Provide Food (And At Least $150) For Our Holiday Party So We Can Go On Vacation A.s.a.p.

    enigmaticbloke Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or everyone could skip the potluck and stay home.

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They keep using the word 'donation' and I don't think they understand it. What they mean is 'entrance fee'

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would this ever work? That family is like 3 raccoons in a coat going to a grocery store

    The Penguin Bandit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm. Suddenly something else came up and I won't be able to attend. - everyone who was invited

    Eppe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're organising a party, please bring food and money

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Think about Christmas and give us your hard earned money. Whatever you were going to spend it on can’t be as important as us spending it on a holiday.”

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Happy holidays"... They must be Republicans. They're the only ones who say that then complain that people keep saying it.

    #37

    A Fund For Deflategate Truthers

    A Fund For Deflategate Truthers

    Can't accept that the New England Patriots were guilty of deflating balls at the 2015 AFC championship? Now you can jump on board this fund to use science (and $75,000) to prove these vicious allegations false.

    gofundme Report

    #38

    Man Kills 3 People Driving 104 Mph In A 35 Zone. Family Creates Go Fund Me To Get Him Out On Bail And Out Of The Country Before The Trial Because "He Will Be Judged Unjustly Harshly For Being From Somalia". No Mention On The Page That He Killed 3 People, Just That There Was An Accident.

    Man Kills 3 People Driving 104 Mph In A 35 Zone. Family Creates Go Fund Me To Get Him Out On Bail And Out Of The Country Before The Trial Because "He Will Be Judged Unjustly Harshly For Being From Somalia". No Mention On The Page That He Killed 3 People, Just That There Was An Accident.

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    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't piss on you if you were in fire! You deserve nothing. You took 3 lives with your recklessness. Jail time is all you deserve! Sorry for the rant. I lost a dear friend in the same kind of recklessness. She was only 22.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would gladly donate to pay for his brand new electric chair, though.

    Karen Lyon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was taken down right away, thank goodness. The little p***k had been busted at least 4 times (some reports say 6 times) for reckless driving. The picture of the car he hit looks like a train ran into it, it's absolutely horrific. (It flipped 5 times.) He had only a cut on his hand and tried to tell the police the other car hit HIM. I. Just. Can't. He's set for trial this year and could get 75 years. I hope he gets every single one, no parole. Being targeted because he is from Somalia MY ASS.

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure it's very scary to his family to know that he's in jail facing charges as a black man in America (assuming that)... But unfortunately for them, if he's guilty, being "judged harshly" will be just, not unjust as they say. I don't know legally if you can be prosecuted for planning to flee the country on the evidence from a GoFundMe page, but it also seems like a really stupid idea for the family to say/insinuate that he is going to flee the country.

    Karen Lyon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @April Stephens: His name is Ahmed Abdi, the crash was in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Go look it up. I understand your point, and I promise you, it's absolutely irrelevant. Race and ethnicity don't even enter into it, his family's claims to the contrary notwithstanding. His family isn't worried about him being treated unfairly, they want him to be able to avoid repercussions. Period. This is all about an out-of-control little S**T who refused to learn from his previous mistakes and who deserves worse than he will probably get. Meanwhile a man in Panama City has to deal with the loss of his mother, sister, and brother-in-law, who were simply out and about, and stopping to get gas. Sympathy should go to him, not the family who wanted the man responsible for those deaths to run from the trouble he brought on himself.

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    #39

    I Have No Words

    I Have No Words

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If his dad was willing to have sex with her, she probably wouldn't need the surgery to make it happen. So I just can't find any positives on this one.

    The Penguin Bandit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an adult way to handle the situation for sure! 😐

    #40

    The Fund To Break Up Russell Wilson And Ciara

    The Fund To Break Up Russell Wilson And Ciara

    After seeing how Future Hendrix's career blossomed right after he broke up with Ciara, a few Seattle Seahawks fans thought the singer was the cause of her new boyfriend Russell Wilson's decline.

    The page creators asked for $50,000 to help get "Ciara's career back on track so she has no time to be in a relationship.”

    ciara Report

    #41

    The Fund For This Romeo's New Set Of Wheels

    The Fund For This Romeo's New Set Of Wheels

    gofundme Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, 18 minutes is a bit too short to judge. I mean, if he wants to bring ME that in his new car....

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that prostitution? It looks like prostitution.

    #42

    S**tty Situation, But Don’t Do This

    S**tty Situation, But Don’t Do This

    ClubbyBubbyBoi Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    52 people think that money will fix whatever she thinks the problem is?

    Mart Se
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Here's £820 for your gym membership

    Helderder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made me laugh harder then it should🤣.

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    #43

    For Goodluck

    For Goodluck

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    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *venmos 17.5€* *next day gets run over by a bicycle* OI WHERE'S MY GOOD LUCK IDIOT

    #44

    Woman Uses Kids To Ask Money For A Boob Job.

    Woman Uses Kids To Ask Money For A Boob Job.

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    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UGH ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING 🤢 DO THE POOR CHILDREN EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS. STOP THIS F*****G GROSS AND DISGUSTING THING. YOU'VE FAILED AS A MOTHER TO THOSE POOR CHILDREN 🤢

    Insert Generic Username
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly think s**t like that ought to be grounds for a visit by CPS (child protective services, in the US) because it's exploitative to the children and, to me, indicative of some potentially deeper issues.

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    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone obviously didn't mind!!!??? 4 kids, she's doing well enough without them.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have four kids. Spend your money on them instead.

    #45

    Jesus Christ

    Jesus Christ

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    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will buy mojang one day...in your dreams

    Beta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It literally costs billions! Microsoft bought it for like 12 billion and it’s worth more now

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    #46

    $2,000 Goal Btw, Even Though They Have An Xbox

    $2,000 Goal Btw, Even Though They Have An Xbox

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    #47

    Ummmm What

    Ummmm What

    TheSportier Report

    olx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    downgrade lol /hj dont attack me

    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Android is superior. I SPIT ON Y'ALL IPHONE USERS HAHAH

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    #48

    The Reason People Dont Sort By New...

    The Reason People Dont Sort By New...

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    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ONE MILLION FRICKING DOLLARS??

    Stephen Steve Stephenson III
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he lives in LA, a million is just enough for homes in a mid-tier school district.

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    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me, or does the house look funny? The garage seems to be the most prominent feature, and as an afterthought there's also some space for people to live in the back, literally in the shadow of the garage.

    Atero
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a cheap side in some locations. Isn't housing marking crazy ? :)

    #49

    The Dating Fund We All Secretly Want

    The Dating Fund We All Secretly Want

    After growing tired of the apparent flood of men who regularly hit on her online, 26-year-old Victoria decided to just cut the crap and set up a fund for those suitors to do something useful instead - pay the bills for her and her four kids.

    After setting up a GoFundMe campaign for everyone "texting my phone and commenting on my pics," Victoria proceeded to raise about $60 before taking the page down.

    gofundme Report

    Wistiti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    26 with four kids? what? how?

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, sometimes when a man and a women love each very much... or just simply get horny......

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    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll donate if she spends the money on contraception.

    #50

    Dont Think The Guy Was An Alcoholic

    Dont Think The Guy Was An Alcoholic

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not saying I condone this, but I understand it

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something I can support

    Kobus Loots
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back before I got sober I would have done something like this.

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's he gonna do? Fuel a rocket with it?

    Kensi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he is honest with himself

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He drinks only french wines from before WWI

    #51

    Wow! What A Steal

    Wow! What A Steal

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    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, he removed the stickers to rearrange the cube in a nice pattern?

    #52

    How About A Job

    How About A Job

    what_when_why_how Report

    The Penguin Bandit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I need a home to prove myself as fit mother"....... Lady I think you need more than that.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like your future would be best served by not getting pregnant.

    whodunnitfan2013
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like this shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is that it was not deliberate on her part. She probably thought she couldn't get pregnant on a wednesday or something like that.

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    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for the DADDIES???? Wait.... more than one of them? Why don't THEY get off their asses.

    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says she also has a five year old that she doesn't have custody of.

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    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it always such a high amount required. $3.5? It needs to be a big luxury house, can’t just be a comfortable small house with three bedrooms. Nope, it needs to have rooms for the daddies and family guests and filming spaces.

    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't even have custody of the kid she already has. How disgusting.

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! What is wrong with people?

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    #53

    A Fund To Help This Guy Netflix And Chill

    A Fund To Help This Guy Netflix And Chill

    Well, you have to give it to this guy for trying. Although he's in no way suffering from a life-threatening disease, recovering from some unimaginable catastrophe, or any way equipped to make you cry via his life story... he just really wants a TV. Same.

    gofundme Report

    Baby Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i've gotten THREE completely working tvs off the side of the street

    Lukyan Terdal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro, just do what I did. Get Tmobile.

    iffypedia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no netflix these days is pretty much a terminal illness

    #54

    The Fund For A Misguided Massage Student

    The Fund For A Misguided Massage Student

    This guy graduated from massage school - a career plan that apparently didn't turn out to be the money maker he imagined. His request that the Internet pick up the tab for his studies did not go so well.

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    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this guy walked in to give me a massage I would get up off the table and leave. He's probably a nice person but why would he choose 'sexual predator smile' for his go-fund me picture?

    #55

    Gimme $5000 So I Can Get Sucked Into A Pyramid Scheme To Feed My Kids! [x-Post R/Antimlm]

    Gimme $5000 So I Can Get Sucked Into A Pyramid Scheme To Feed My Kids! [x-Post R/Antimlm]

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The number of young women I have known who have been sold a lie that they will have financial independence and all the money they need to take care of their families by these MLM schemes. It's terrible.

    Ace Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And to me it shows that these women are motivated and have skills that are untapped and underappreciated. If only legit companies could reach this market they would make bookoo bucks and these women would actually be able to support their families! If I were a corporation that needed remote workers I would be all over these MLM moms. They work hard and deserve to actually get paid for real.

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooooo, even if you buy your original inventory from a GoFundMe you will have to buy stock every month out of your own money. You will end up losing so much money. I hope she never got enough to get started.

    Lukyan Terdal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, too, wish to buy a gold bear and put it in a gold car.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is actually very sad to see that so many people take advantage of gullible people who are already in a tough situation.

    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do her a favor and don’t donate. It’s just gonna financially ruin her.

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell them to start sucking, cause it's going to be a while.

    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lion, the witch, the audacity of this b***h.

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    #56

    Help, I’m Poor.

    Help, I’m Poor.

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    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lot of debt! You're on your own lady!

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't want to be a quarter million in debt, probably best not to buy that house.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Give me money, so I will... uh... Have money."

    #57

    Paid For An Ad On Twitter To Ask People For £1000

    Paid For An Ad On Twitter To Ask People For £1000

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    Insert Generic Username
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, imagine asking total strangers for that kind of money. I feel ashamed when asking to borrow $10 from my brother because my entire paycheck went to paying bills.

    #58

    Let Raise Awareness People This Guy Is Hungry

    Let Raise Awareness People This Guy Is Hungry

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    #59

    The Fund To Help This Guy Parent His Kids

    The Fund To Help This Guy Parent His Kids

    Back in 2014, a guy named Adam Dolgin tried (and miserably failed) to get the Internet to pay him to be a stay at home dad for a year. In exchange, he promised to regale the world with his wit and wisdom in a blog about the experience. "I'd like to leave the corporate world behind for a year to take on the role of stay-at-home parent with my kids, and prove once and for all that anything moms can do DADS can do equally."

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    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where was the second parent? Was this a scathing satire on women's comparative salaries, that her status as breadwinner wouldn't be enough for the family to live on? Or was he just a twit?

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn’t need to prove that men can be stay at home dads. People already know that. It’s only a problem when the men want applause for looking after their own child.

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently being a single parent is too hard to do on his own even though moms, dads and guardians do it all the time without crowd funding? This guy is truly pathetic.

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God helps them, that help themselves.

    #60

    A Fund To Make Up For White Privilege

    A Fund To Make Up For White Privilege

    Over the course of the 18 months, this African American woman earned almost $6,000 which she says will go toward the $135K she lost out on for not being a white man.

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should sue her parents for not trying hard enough.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am black! Give me money! My race means I deserve more!"

    #61

    A Fund To Help A Broke Woman Get To Vegas

    A Fund To Help A Broke Woman Get To Vegas

    What's a girl to do when she wants to go to Vegas for the Mayweather-Pacquiao fight, but she only makes a measly $1,500 a week as a bottle girl at a strip club? Look weepy, offer signed autographed copies of some books she claims to have written, and ask the Internet! Pretty please!

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    #62

    Oh Johnny, No. Found On My University’s Bulletin Board

    Oh Johnny, No. Found On My University’s Bulletin Board

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    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Johnny should learn the difference between a want and a need.

    David Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Andre the Giant goes to your university? ...I have some questions

    The Penguin Bandit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I misread this as "Johnny needs a Swatch" like heck yeah man, you keep rocking the 80s!

    Blarrg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Johnny, your facial hair is nature's way of saying "Shave, and try again in a couple of years."

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this one of those spoofs some guy in American leaves on telegraph poles? Those tear-off strips are his shtick?

    #63

    Yeah, Sure...

    Yeah, Sure...

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    rspanther
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use wired headphones, and no one cares enough to bully me. Could it be that no one notices, or no one cares? I'm pretty sure no one cares.

    Insert Generic Username
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's gonna get bullied for having wired earphones lolololololol this is LUDICROUS 😂😂😂

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And once again, a douchebag who thinks his six-pack should give him privileges...

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll send 10 people to help you look, ok?

    #64

    Respawning Kim Jun Un

    Respawning Kim Jun Un

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    The Penguin Bandit
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BWA HAHAHA! Can I fund this only to see this person's proposal on how exactly to respawn???

    #65

    The Fund For A Half-Pint Of Henny

    The Fund For A Half-Pint Of Henny

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    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    I would think there are far more important things to ask for than Henny.

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    #66

    My Friend Is Charging Everyone In Her Venmo Contacts

    My Friend Is Charging Everyone In Her Venmo Contacts

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    Jnm Genius
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think people are shaming it because she charged all her venmo contacts. Rather than requesting donations.

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you. What exactly does that mean? Like all of her contacts got this message from her with an amount they were billed? I wonder what the amount was and if that makes it easier to donate with fewer clicks or something.

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    #67

    From Fentanyl To Fenty

    From Fentanyl To Fenty

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    Johnny
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one doesn't seem terrible, if she really follows through with this, it will give her something to focus on while in prison (rather than spending the time leaning how to be a better criminal) and will help her find employment after getting out. Just found a news article and it seems like this is legit: https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/0706-fentanyl?r

    A Strike
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s either that or going back to selling fentanyl. That’s how recidivism works. Trying to get cash honestly to go to school for a legit career is never something to be ashamed of. It’s not like ex-cons have many options for employment.