There are so many dog breeds, it's incredibly easy to mistake one pooch for another. Luckily, St. Louis-based artist Grace Gogarty (a.k.a. Little Tunny) has created a comprehensive comic series that will help you identify most of the dog types.
"I've been drawing comics since I was a kid," Grace told Bored Panda. "I absolutely love animals, so that's usually my focus! I worked as a supervisor at a doggy daycare for years and got to meet lots of dogs. The cartoon dogs featured in this guide are the breeds I met the most of."
The artist has divided the series into three parts - big, medium, and small dog breeds, so no k9s are left behind. Great Danes? Check. Border Collies, Yorkshire Terriers? Yep. Pugs, Golden Retrievers, and German Shepherds? Yup. "Sadly, I haven't met every dog in the word yet so that I couldn't write about them all," Grace said. "Although I stereotype them, all dogs are wonderful individuals, so I couldn't possibly pick a favorite breed!"
Among the animals Gogarty owns, there's one pooch as well. "His Name is Huey, and he is an enigma. We have no idea what kind of breeds he's comprised of!" Scroll down to meet the dog memes, and remember - even if some traits sound better than others, every dog deserves a to be a pet. Even if it pees all over your new rug.
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I always feel sorry for huskies who are adopted by lazy people. They should get a lazy dog or a goldfish.
Labs are great! They are smart, and loyal,....if you can keep them at home. They're Big-Time roamers. Unfortunately, they don't do all that well in the house. My black Lab, 'Captain Black' had a lethal tail, which was always sweeping back and forth. Unfortunately, he could clear a coffee table in a matter of just a few seconds. The Captain was the main reason why I happily switched from red wine to white wine. Oh, and the Captain sure could fart up a storm too. :D
2 Dobermans used to bark furiously at me every morning as I walked to school bus. One morning I spoke to them. Then on, our routine was they would wait for me eagerly every morning, and I would stop and talk to them. They were happy to see me.
Nonono german Shepards are just floofy boofs, and squishy boopers
The Yorkshire terrier will also show its affection by nipping your ankles. They have teeth sharp enough to draw blood at every nip. (Don't tell me that I should break them of that habit, please -- they're not my dogs but a friend's.)
Still miss ours. He was awesome. Never really had to train him and he listened perfectly. Would just walk near you and come when called. Kinda obsessed about bananas and would do anything for 1. (Stole a whole bunch of the table once... Silly dog) He hated water so when it was bath time, I would just get in the shower with him and close the door. He loved getting brushed and groomed though.
Also Food machine, also needs unlimited times of trecking unless it's hot.
The border collie needs to have work to do or it will be neurotic. If you don't have time to spend training your dog, get something less intelligent. Sometimes a border collie will herd your kids to keep them from getting separated from you.
Tsundere lol that actually sums it up pretty well. Mine sometimes wants to be pet hard and long, but mostly she'll lay down somewhere close and love you from a distance - just don't touch her or she'll leave.
Just adopted an old man doxie with no teeth. Jef is right, he will eat rabbit poops, frozen bread in the yard for the birds, anything off the floor. He doesn't look to see what it is, he just gulps it down.
Have an old deaf/blind doxie, his routine is to troll the kitchen 3+ times a day, cleaning up every little crumb he can sniff out!
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The most distinctive characteristic I've noticed about dachshunds is that they will not stop eating. They scavenge and hunt all the time, and will eat any nasty thing they come across. They need to be slender or their backs give out (it is VERY dangerous for them to be overweight), but they are hungry all the time. I feel sorry for them.
I have 3 dachshunds (they're like potato chips, can't have just one) and if it's raining they will NOT go outside. They'll look straight at you and pee on the rug if it's raining. "Whatcha gonna do about it, huh?" But if the weather's fine, they'll go in the back yard and dig tunnels into the next county.
I had a friend watch mine once when I was out of town. She went grocery shopping and carried in a load of stuff, sat it on the floor in the kitchen and then went back to her car to get more. Big mistake. Luckily she thought it was funny, but that dog opened every bag she could in 1 minute and ate like a little queen. Personality saved her butt many times.
We had a Mini Weenie named Sassy. She was the funniest, loudest, sweetest little thing. Barked at air and loved attention. She thought she was a "big dog" and would try to take on the Samoyed that lived next door. She was a master at honking our car horns and loved having "Sing-a-longs" with her best buddy, our Cockatiel Kemo. God, I miss that little dog.
Best dogs ever! We've owned 6, including one rescu, and one re-homed. I know that are prone to back injuries, and I've had 2 that have been treated with NSAIDS for back pain, but I've never had one go down in their back. Handle with care! When treated well they are the sweetest, most loving, and exuberant dogs!
They are the best doggies. Funny as hell and little hellions to boot!
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Our garbage can will eat everything. And I mean everything. Brought him to ER Vet because he ate a cigarette. Tobacco is toxic for dogs. Hws made to throw up. Fantastic, grass, pieced of twigs from neighbors huge tree, , feathers and bird bones!
I have one that thinks hes as big as a clydesdale horse, can be as miserable as a rattlesnake with a toothache, loves my husband and thinks I am no better than a cat turd...and will eat whatever he can get in his mouth...
I have one that thinks hes as big as a clydesdale horse, as miserable as a rattlesnake who has just had someone pull out a fang yet loves my husband and thinks i am no better than a cat turd... Absolute truth oh ya and will eat A N Y T H I N G
There are a few other things.... like... will bark at everything..themselves,wind leaves and even if you don't have a lap or are in bed they will try and find a place to lay down on top of you...btw... small excitable bladders... need eternal access from their indoor (yes yours) dog house or you need to get exercise letting them out every 12-15 min....
Our 10 year old Dachshund eats almost everything on the floor... barks at a light flickering outside... but is loyal and a protector to a fault... never met a blanket he didn't like.
Our 10 year old Dachshund eats anything... but is super loyal and a good protector... barks at a light twitching outside.
I once reached down to pet a mini dachshund, forgetting that they are longer than they are tall. Just as I reached, he stood up on his hind legs and swiped his tongue over my lips. I cannot begin to describe the odor-taste that filled my mouth. I ran to the bathroom, screaming like Lucy: Ugh! Dog germs!
My Jolie knew how to fetch.. then she figured out if she went and got the ball and nosed it off the couch... i would get it for her... and again... and again. It finally hit me.
they will eat constantly if allowed and will love you to death and hate to be left alone
My dachshund doesn't know how to bark. At all. He actually has a nice deep voice like that of a big dog but it's been months since I heard it. He does vacuum everything from the floor/ground though like a vacuum cleaner -___- And he's as stubborn as anything. Still a sweet long fella though:)
Loved Dachshunds. Barky, but sweet as anything. Get a mounting block or stairs and they can get on the highest bed.
My grandma had an insane dachshund when I was a kid. We were told not to pet him because he would start to run after his tail and make sounds like it was possessed by the devil. Just picture it...
"BorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBork"
You're thinking about akitas. Shibas (mostly) like petting. Akitas are like "no way, dude" as they slip just out of your reach. Not fan of strangers.
I've come to know boxers as social dogs that love to play and hug...
Endless barker, always cold, always hungry, lives in its own world.
In my seventy plus years, I have always been a dog lover/owner. Big dogs, medium dogs, and small ones. But when I got my first shih-tzu I've never looked back since. They're very energetic, love kids, easy to hold, and the most expensive part to them is the grooming every 6-7 weeks. They don't eat a lot, and best of all, they don't leave big piles that need cleaning up. Oh, and they look like hairy little children, in need of affection. I love my CharlieK. Period!
Very cute. But you missed Chow Chow, my favorite breed. Probably beacause I also like cats =]
I LOVE my four-legged children! They never demand anything but love and affection, which they return with interest. And they will love you, no matter who, or what, you are. 00-Yep-5a8...9e0ffb.gif 
lucky for you! mine demands the food right out of your mouth. no, not that food, that ones gross. the one that's in your mouth right now. no no once you take it out of your mouth it's not the one in your mouth anymore!! can i eat it directly from your mouth? no? why not!!!
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BEAGLE-
*LET ME SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE!
*Farts and is proud of it
*Every brain cell devoted to the finding of edibles
*Have you heard the song of my people yet? 26169297_1...6753ae.jpg 
ENGLISH SPRINGER SPANIEL
*Your lap looks big enough for me!
*Thinks it is fearsome
*Is afraid of its own farts
*GOOFY GOOF GOOF GOOF GOOF GOOF! IMG_0492-5...c55b7f.jpg 
They forgot a few: Beagles -loving and lovable -bad singers -a stomach with four feet Pointer: -like to "find" things, particularly what you thought you hid well - more hair than Beyoncé's wig room -can run for *days* Schnauzers: -more stubborn than dachshunds - smarter than they act Dalmatian: -laid back, friendly, family dog OR -spastic guard dog NOTHING in between
where's the pommies???? :) we are currently trapped at home with 5 of them... (3 are ours, all rescues.. and 2 more are fosters.. 13 yrs old, toothless and grumpy, 10 yrs old, neurotic, pstd love muffin at home, but don't dare thing you can hold him... 5 months old no fear, part goat... and the 2 fosters, abt a year, pulled from a puppy mill, just want everyone to love them, but have no manners to speak of....)
Yes! My dad has a Jack Russell Terrier and he's very similar to a rat terrier. He's extremely possessive of Dad to the point where we have to lock him downstairs when the grandkids come over, otherwise he attacks them!
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Very cute so many so spot on. What about Australian Cattle Dogs? Don't they rate?
I have a poodle mix and can confirm that this checks out. Would also add: refuses to be ignored.
Bichon: sprinting in circles around kitchen or napping. no in between.
I have a Boxer and this was pretty accurate. They did forget the snoring, farting and slobbery kisses! 😁
NO miniature pincher??? They are the kings of the toy breed and they show it! They do all the barking, the whining, and prancing in the kingdom! Plus they will either bit you or lick you to death!!
Loved the descriptions, but I learned more about each breed from the comments then the drawings. I loved reading everyone's stories about their dogs, sooooo funny! My family has had a few dogs over the years, different breeds, and some were on this list, and the descriptions fit. More so the descriptions from the comments, but some from the list too.
Furry Kids are the best kind, wish I could have some again but living up on the 4th floor makes it just a bit difficult*sigh*
Buried my last cat 2 yrs. ago and new landlord says no more animals in the building. :( I miss having the companionship even though she was a bit demanding. Actually, not so much demanding as just climbing into my lap and helping herself to whatever I was eating. lol.. I still remember getting up to get a glass of milk from the fridge and coming back to find she had snagged the entire T-bone off my plate and stalked off with it.
Chow-Chow: -Dude... Leave me alone... Let me sleep... -*leash is grabbed* Outside!? WE're gonna go outside!? YESSSSS! *runs around, waking up downstairs neighbors and ripping carpet apart* -A sound! It came from the door! Must push my head against it and huff! -Oh, you wanna rob us? Go right ahead... You want to leave now!? Heh, go ahead and try it, pal. -YOU LEFT ME HERE ALL ALONE! I HATE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I HATE YOU! I LOVE YOU!... I'm tired... -otherwise enchanted cocoa puff
Cocker spaniel. : - Will try to "track and hunt" everything, whether or not it's alive is irrelevant.
Too bad I don't see a Cocker Spaniel there... they've been my love, my companions, my friends.
No terriers? I have a rat terrier, he loves long walks, can find chocolate no matter where it is hidden, loves to play squeaky ball throw and chase but won't bring it back to me
My experience with a rottweiler is "looks like a tough guard dog but most people can out run them..." The one that we were taking care of with our two dogs (one a chow mix and the other a black lab/shepherd mix) could never keep up with the other two dogs nor our neighbor's dogs. He was always left in their dust.
I have a border collie husky mix, hes not like a husky or a border collie at all. Except the running part.
Do Shetland Sheepdog! - herding instinct but no sheep so probably herding shrubs and children - one evolutionary step away from speaking English - happy to be here
Dachsund:. Wind up barker toy. Will stare you down until beady eyes melt your heart for a taste of whatever you're eating. Lives to trip you. Underdog? No. UNDERFOOT. Pee outside? Goodness no. I might get my feet wet. But if yours get wet stepping in my puddle, that's cool. Where's Daddy and when's snuggle time? Clean up my pee and feed me, then you're going to snuggle me. Hit repeat and do it all again tomorrow.
I would like to know what would have been said about Australian Cattle Dogs
missed English Shepard, not that I'm surprised they never get any recondition.
I have an eight week old black Golden Shepherd (Golden Retriever/German Shepherd). Going through a tough time right now with the whole biting thing. Trying to use positive cues but right now my arms are completely cut up by her fangs.
In that context a pet is a pat as in a scratch behind the ears. Forever. Don't stop. Ever lol
Load More Replies... Is it really so common to find all these pure breed dogs in shelters in the US? Here in Brazil you'll pretty much only ever find mutts in shelters - breed dogs are too expensive, only occasionally you'll see someone donate one, regardless of age or conditions - but whenever I see these posts, people will always talk about having a bunch of breed rescue dogs.
Rafaella, approximately 25% of the dogs in shelters are pure breed dogs. Lots of folks adopt dogs not understanding how much time and commitment they require and those pups end up in shelters. I work in rescue and we have SO MANY pure breed dogs it's crazy! There are even rescues all over the country that are breed specific so they can offer the appropriate care for specific breeds - so Labradors, Chesapeake Bay Retrievers, Grayhounds, Bulldogs, and tons of others have whole rescue organizations dedicated to rescuing and finding homes for specific breeds. We have lots of mutts too, but there are pure breeds everywhere. Pretty odd, huh?
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For one the doodle is a mixed breed not a breed!!!! Funny otherwise....
So accurate! I was excited to share this with my kids...then I got to the totally unnecessary f-bombs. I can't share it with my online dog group because that looks unprofessional. Why ruin something so hilarious with profanity?! :(
HAHAHAHAHAHA this has something true, but please #AdoptDontShop, if you´re searching for a special dog breed because of its character you can also find it at the shelters, but all the mutts´re also adorable, plus usually mutts get older than purebred dogs, especially the smaller ones!!!
Dobermann: That's not true ! Who wrote it? I bet that person has never had or saw a Dobermann in his/her life. They are gentle, but only to their family and their friends. Because trust me, you would not want to meet them with its owner in a dark... They were used during WWII by Germans,,, and do you know why? No? Then maybe you should take some history lessons on the Internet. But you can bet they weren't scared of anything. Because of their "role" in WWII people hated them later, they were scared of them, they knew you shouldn't mess with them. These dogs are not for fun, they are not your sleeping buddies. And believe me, if you know how to properly raise them and train them, you don't need a gun to protect yourself..... And one more thing: if you see a Dobermann who is scared of himself you know his owner doesn't have what it takes to raise him and you can bet he doesn't treat him well and he is hurting him. _FACT_ I know, I have them my whole life.
I took it that the tv lies about them being scary because they are even afraid of themselves like being afraid of your own shadow. I grew up with Dobies and I too defend their reputation. I never had an aggressive one and in my experience they are women’s dogs gravitating more to the females in the home. I have had five between childhood at home and then on my own and all of them were like that. They can be trained like many other breeds to be protectors making excellent guard dogs but as family pets they are wonderful . Society has chosen different breeds throughout time to demonize and that breed suffers for it. At one time it was the Doberman, another it was Rotties. As of late it’s been pitties.all of which I adore and have owned both Pitties and Dobies without incident. I had close friends with Rotties and never a problem. It’s all in who owns them,how they’re trained, and WHAT they are trained for. like German Shepherds can be viscious as part of K-9 but are great as family dogs
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All people I know who had a dog were oh so happy to not have one anymore. None of my friends got a second dog after the first one passed away and they all enjoyed the newly-gained free time...
Then it was the correct decision not to get another doggie for those people. Caring for a dog (or any animal) appropriately, takes lots of time, money, and love. I cherish my pups and would be very unhappy without one, and I will continue to rescue as long as I'm able. But if a person does not enjoy and/or care for their pup(s) fully, they absolutely should not get another.
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I LOVE my four-legged children! They never demand anything but love and affection, which they return with interest. And they will love you, no matter who, or what, you are. 00-Yep-5a8...9e0ffb.gif
lucky for you! mine demands the food right out of your mouth. no, not that food, that ones gross. the one that's in your mouth right now. no no once you take it out of your mouth it's not the one in your mouth anymore!! can i eat it directly from your mouth? no? why not!!!
Load More Replies... BEAGLE-
*LET ME SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE!
*Farts and is proud of it
*Every brain cell devoted to the finding of edibles
*Have you heard the song of my people yet? 26169297_1...6753ae.jpg
ENGLISH SPRINGER SPANIEL
*Your lap looks big enough for me!
*Thinks it is fearsome
*Is afraid of its own farts
*GOOFY GOOF GOOF GOOF GOOF GOOF! IMG_0492-5...c55b7f.jpg
They forgot a few: Beagles -loving and lovable -bad singers -a stomach with four feet Pointer: -like to "find" things, particularly what you thought you hid well - more hair than Beyoncé's wig room -can run for *days* Schnauzers: -more stubborn than dachshunds - smarter than they act Dalmatian: -laid back, friendly, family dog OR -spastic guard dog NOTHING in between
where's the pommies???? :) we are currently trapped at home with 5 of them... (3 are ours, all rescues.. and 2 more are fosters.. 13 yrs old, toothless and grumpy, 10 yrs old, neurotic, pstd love muffin at home, but don't dare thing you can hold him... 5 months old no fear, part goat... and the 2 fosters, abt a year, pulled from a puppy mill, just want everyone to love them, but have no manners to speak of....)
Yes! My dad has a Jack Russell Terrier and he's very similar to a rat terrier. He's extremely possessive of Dad to the point where we have to lock him downstairs when the grandkids come over, otherwise he attacks them!
Load More Replies... Very cute so many so spot on. What about Australian Cattle Dogs? Don't they rate?
I have a poodle mix and can confirm that this checks out. Would also add: refuses to be ignored.
Bichon: sprinting in circles around kitchen or napping. no in between.
I have a Boxer and this was pretty accurate. They did forget the snoring, farting and slobbery kisses! 😁
NO miniature pincher??? They are the kings of the toy breed and they show it! They do all the barking, the whining, and prancing in the kingdom! Plus they will either bit you or lick you to death!!
Loved the descriptions, but I learned more about each breed from the comments then the drawings. I loved reading everyone's stories about their dogs, sooooo funny! My family has had a few dogs over the years, different breeds, and some were on this list, and the descriptions fit. More so the descriptions from the comments, but some from the list too.
Furry Kids are the best kind, wish I could have some again but living up on the 4th floor makes it just a bit difficult*sigh*
Buried my last cat 2 yrs. ago and new landlord says no more animals in the building. :( I miss having the companionship even though she was a bit demanding. Actually, not so much demanding as just climbing into my lap and helping herself to whatever I was eating. lol.. I still remember getting up to get a glass of milk from the fridge and coming back to find she had snagged the entire T-bone off my plate and stalked off with it.
Chow-Chow: -Dude... Leave me alone... Let me sleep... -*leash is grabbed* Outside!? WE're gonna go outside!? YESSSSS! *runs around, waking up downstairs neighbors and ripping carpet apart* -A sound! It came from the door! Must push my head against it and huff! -Oh, you wanna rob us? Go right ahead... You want to leave now!? Heh, go ahead and try it, pal. -YOU LEFT ME HERE ALL ALONE! I HATE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I HATE YOU! I LOVE YOU!... I'm tired... -otherwise enchanted cocoa puff
Cocker spaniel. : - Will try to "track and hunt" everything, whether or not it's alive is irrelevant.
Too bad I don't see a Cocker Spaniel there... they've been my love, my companions, my friends.
No terriers? I have a rat terrier, he loves long walks, can find chocolate no matter where it is hidden, loves to play squeaky ball throw and chase but won't bring it back to me
My experience with a rottweiler is "looks like a tough guard dog but most people can out run them..." The one that we were taking care of with our two dogs (one a chow mix and the other a black lab/shepherd mix) could never keep up with the other two dogs nor our neighbor's dogs. He was always left in their dust.
I have a border collie husky mix, hes not like a husky or a border collie at all. Except the running part.
Do Shetland Sheepdog! - herding instinct but no sheep so probably herding shrubs and children - one evolutionary step away from speaking English - happy to be here
Dachsund:. Wind up barker toy. Will stare you down until beady eyes melt your heart for a taste of whatever you're eating. Lives to trip you. Underdog? No. UNDERFOOT. Pee outside? Goodness no. I might get my feet wet. But if yours get wet stepping in my puddle, that's cool. Where's Daddy and when's snuggle time? Clean up my pee and feed me, then you're going to snuggle me. Hit repeat and do it all again tomorrow.
I would like to know what would have been said about Australian Cattle Dogs
missed English Shepard, not that I'm surprised they never get any recondition.
I have an eight week old black Golden Shepherd (Golden Retriever/German Shepherd). Going through a tough time right now with the whole biting thing. Trying to use positive cues but right now my arms are completely cut up by her fangs.
In that context a pet is a pat as in a scratch behind the ears. Forever. Don't stop. Ever lol
Load More Replies... Is it really so common to find all these pure breed dogs in shelters in the US? Here in Brazil you'll pretty much only ever find mutts in shelters - breed dogs are too expensive, only occasionally you'll see someone donate one, regardless of age or conditions - but whenever I see these posts, people will always talk about having a bunch of breed rescue dogs.
Rafaella, approximately 25% of the dogs in shelters are pure breed dogs. Lots of folks adopt dogs not understanding how much time and commitment they require and those pups end up in shelters. I work in rescue and we have SO MANY pure breed dogs it's crazy! There are even rescues all over the country that are breed specific so they can offer the appropriate care for specific breeds - so Labradors, Chesapeake Bay Retrievers, Grayhounds, Bulldogs, and tons of others have whole rescue organizations dedicated to rescuing and finding homes for specific breeds. We have lots of mutts too, but there are pure breeds everywhere. Pretty odd, huh?
Load More Replies... For one the doodle is a mixed breed not a breed!!!! Funny otherwise....
So accurate! I was excited to share this with my kids...then I got to the totally unnecessary f-bombs. I can't share it with my online dog group because that looks unprofessional. Why ruin something so hilarious with profanity?! :(
HAHAHAHAHAHA this has something true, but please #AdoptDontShop, if you´re searching for a special dog breed because of its character you can also find it at the shelters, but all the mutts´re also adorable, plus usually mutts get older than purebred dogs, especially the smaller ones!!!
Dobermann: That's not true ! Who wrote it? I bet that person has never had or saw a Dobermann in his/her life. They are gentle, but only to their family and their friends. Because trust me, you would not want to meet them with its owner in a dark... They were used during WWII by Germans,,, and do you know why? No? Then maybe you should take some history lessons on the Internet. But you can bet they weren't scared of anything. Because of their "role" in WWII people hated them later, they were scared of them, they knew you shouldn't mess with them. These dogs are not for fun, they are not your sleeping buddies. And believe me, if you know how to properly raise them and train them, you don't need a gun to protect yourself..... And one more thing: if you see a Dobermann who is scared of himself you know his owner doesn't have what it takes to raise him and you can bet he doesn't treat him well and he is hurting him. _FACT_ I know, I have them my whole life.
I took it that the tv lies about them being scary because they are even afraid of themselves like being afraid of your own shadow. I grew up with Dobies and I too defend their reputation. I never had an aggressive one and in my experience they are women’s dogs gravitating more to the females in the home. I have had five between childhood at home and then on my own and all of them were like that. They can be trained like many other breeds to be protectors making excellent guard dogs but as family pets they are wonderful . Society has chosen different breeds throughout time to demonize and that breed suffers for it. At one time it was the Doberman, another it was Rotties. As of late it’s been pitties.all of which I adore and have owned both Pitties and Dobies without incident. I had close friends with Rotties and never a problem. It’s all in who owns them,how they’re trained, and WHAT they are trained for. like German Shepherds can be viscious as part of K-9 but are great as family dogs
Load More Replies... All people I know who had a dog were oh so happy to not have one anymore. None of my friends got a second dog after the first one passed away and they all enjoyed the newly-gained free time...
Then it was the correct decision not to get another doggie for those people. Caring for a dog (or any animal) appropriately, takes lots of time, money, and love. I cherish my pups and would be very unhappy without one, and I will continue to rescue as long as I'm able. But if a person does not enjoy and/or care for their pup(s) fully, they absolutely should not get another.
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